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Fidelismaria:
Dis one pass me ooo make i call ifakiland

kenir:
ifaki the wrong girls magnet
y always you?

DaddySLY:
op leave em for us... dem dey come in handy smtimes... specially as harmattan dey come... na u wan warm ur bed by urself?

Onechancearmy:
Guy you wicked. Dia ris God O! Na pesin pikin you dey take use as bedwarmer

dikerebel:
k

AyamBae:
lolz

yomi007k:
No ooo. U nor get anoda thing?


I dont want ur stach.....u no wan die alone baa

Henry1006:
ifakiland u no get sense!

yomi007k:


Guy ur smoking owode onirin aka aureus metallicus?




U don write ur will?

Osasnidas:
apparently it wasn't your bed but still ahdonbilivit

Berlynn:
all this for me i am touched

Berlynn:
ok you are forgiven

kvngveektour:
Abeg who know any confam Barber? The guy for my area Don rape one 6year old girl, run commot

donnybee:
Dear future Wife. Sweetheart when you are Pregnant, I won't allow you Do anything stressful till you deliver our baby. You don't have to bother about anything. I can handle it. Please I don't want to see you out of bed by 5 a.m multitasking between making breakfast and doing the house chores. I will take care of that. You just watch T.V while I serve you breakfast in bed.. . I know you will be going to the hospital for Antenatal, I will always be available to drive you there myself. You can't drive yourself na. The Doctors will advise you do regular exercises to keep fit, i'll be your personal Gym instructor. On cool evenings, we'll take a stroll around the Neighborhood and when we come back i'll massage your feet.. . I heard pregnant women crave the weirdest food and sometimes strange food combination. Even if you want to eat half done white rice with Coconut water by 3am, i'll give you. I'm equal to the task. I just don't want to see you anywhere near the kitchen. On my way back from work each day, i'll make sure I buy you enough fruits. You may not eat all but I will keep buying more! I will spoil you with gifts. As the size of your tummy increases; i'll buy you new clothes that will fit!.. . You think we are out of food stuffs? Don't worry! Write a list of the things you feel we need, i'll go to the market and buy them. While in the market i'll still call you incase you need to add more items to the list. I can't allow you go to the market, I don't want people pushing you up and down. You don't need stress at all. . You want to turn on the tap in the bathroom? Call me! You want to rub cream on your back? Call me! You want to kill mosquito? Call me! You want to open any door in the house? Call me! I will be your House boy till you deliver!.. You may be the one carrying the baby physically but I'd ensure I carry the baby with you psychologically with all the Love and care I can give!.. oh! Lest I forget, our first child will be a Girl.. Don't Argue!..
I laffed mah fat ass out when I saw this..
Mah kweshion is, do men like this exist??

UniQuegrACE:
op needs help

tee59:
Whre is ur common sense op? Na so dem go do to ur sisters, cousins, niece, girlfriends, and any female gender related to u. Evn ur wife to be wil be sml's used garbage. Cus u reap wat u sow.

lazeal:
lol. Den do the needful or let her go. Simples.

Genea:
Life is good Love is interesting Sex is overrated And finally I love seun
Just can't friend zone him

lazeal:
You are just being selfish. That is why I asked you if you will like to see your sister in such position where she does not know where her relationship is going and suitors are coming around? You are being selfish and myopic in your views. Open your mind and attack this issue critically like falconey has done.

PEACE!

lazeal:
did you bother to ask the OP what his age is or the girl? She is being wise. Put your sister in the girl's shoes and tell me if you would want her to be tied down by a guy who has not ever given her signs of where her relationship is heading? Do you know the thousands of girls being tied down by guys like the OP? Even if it is just 300-500k he can raise, let him go do formal presentation in the girl's family before you start talking about a cheat.

Can't you see you are not dealing with teenagers but two grown adults as this scenarios shows?

horlahwaley:
My bae just chatted me up asking if i trust her and love her, i told her yes. She went ahead to tell me that she has someone else shes dating, and the guy is showing some commitment lately And that she would like to stop if i can pledge to her that i wont leave her, i was like wtf. I asked her why should she engage in such cos shes not lacking financially and she says nothing? I told her i cannot promise her that cos anything can happen. Is dumping her a good step to take cos i think she love me despite being unfaithful, she has supported me morally and financially too. Shes a good cook and have wifey materials trait in her.
Guys pls advice me?

SIINZ:
Those are titles for stroking the ego's of lilly hearted men - when said with zero emotional attachment.

The background on your dp looks too familiar to ignore..

QueenSuccubus:



We heard ur agony but u dont need to make the same threads again and again on the same time...

If u don't like women, then don't like them. Nobody was asking ur opinion anyway.

dingbang:
Seems ur sister been given a madman Mouth Gig recently

CorGier:
But you said all girls you fūck with were all after your money, dīck and a ring.
Ifa, you sef.