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RomanceRe: Searchin by Ifakiland(m): 12:12pm On Feb 23, 2017
Kittenprincess1:
Onome by name,I am in need of a guy that can take care of my needs and take me to places.I aren't pretty and not a fashionista, just want someone that can change my status....my whatsapp digit 07066612725
I'm glad u know ure ugly, it's just hurts u don't seem to know how dumb and senseless u are also.
RomanceRe: Sons Of Oduaa... by Ifakiland(op): 11:36pm On Feb 13, 2017
showmeurpenis:
Yes. You could usually smell the pussy on their breath.
aint my fault u gave ur useless pvssy out to countless guys....so shut the hell up
RomanceRe: Wats The Shortest Time U Have Bin In A Relationship And Why Did U Broke Up. by Ifakiland(m): 4:15am On Feb 13, 2017
jakandeola:
For how long or short hav u date a guy or girl before u broke up
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my shortest relationship was a month.....got tired of the over oiled pvssy.
RomanceRe: Sons Of Oduaa... by Ifakiland(op): 4:10am On Feb 13, 2017
what do u know abt fvck boys? can u spot one before he fvcks u?
showmeurpenis:
So your mother's want fvck boys like your dad's. Ok we understand. cool
RomanceRe: The Girls' Guide : For Guys Only by Ifakiland(m): 4:09am On Feb 13, 2017
i feel u bro....but i want u to know gals aint the same nigger, they aint built d same ways. the first few mins with a gal is to understand what works for her. some gals need u to rush things up, fork her before she even knows wats happening, while some will need u to even meet her parebts first before the forking. most important things is to stick to d goal which is her pvssy and if one method aint working, leave for a while and come bk to her in anoda form.
RomanceSons Of Oduaa... by Ifakiland(op): 3:45am On Feb 13, 2017
An average yoruba mother doesnt ask "iyawo nko", its always "awon iyawo nko". We cant be disappointing our mothers bruh, step up your game. If ure dating less than 3 girls, ure wrong, ur mom isnt happy with u bruh.
RomanceHow Does It Feel? by Ifakiland(op): 11:09pm On Feb 10, 2017
Have u ever lost a girl to anoda man because u weren't financially ready to marry her?
How did u cope or handle d situation?
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Always Dodges Responsibilities by Ifakiland(m): 8:51am On Feb 05, 2017
Curioussme:
he's not my father, but is it not men like him that are single handedly paying rents for their babes? Moreover it's not everytime I ask him for money , it's once in a while
Get d fvck out of here...broke ass gf...I hate gals like u....
RomanceRe: 8 Dirty Questions To Ask A Girl And Make Her Ready by Ifakiland(m): 10:37pm On Jan 24, 2017
Maybe gals of 22yrs and below....a mature babe will just tell u "gud9te"
RomanceRe: 18 Things You Should Never Say To A Nigerian Woman During An Argument by Ifakiland(m): 10:53pm On Jan 21, 2017
Smh....so cos ure arguing with a gal u av to turn to a mumuhuh I pity guys like u....just know dat d same gal ure worshiping, caring for, treating like a queen....is some oda guy's nasty biitch....giving him bjs and swallowing cums.
RomanceRe: When Did You Lose Ur Virginity by Ifakiland(m): 5:20am On Jan 21, 2017
Age 16...with a waec center chick who came to our house one afternoon....she was 17 tho.
RomanceRe: Why Is She So Desperate To Get Married? by Ifakiland(op): 5:14am On Jan 21, 2017
tee59:
Igbo girls and early marriage are 5&6.Some of dem don't av anything to achieve in life dan getn married.After their secondary education lik dis,next is marriage.Whereas is not dat dey ar goin to contribute to d man's life oh,only baby making machine.Dat's why u see dem getn married to richer guys.Infact any1 dat gets to 20+ b4 get married see herslf already late 4 marriage.Hungry girls.
U got my point babe....I asked her "won't u do ur msc or Atleast get a job" she sed she planned doing all dat wen she marries....I'm like "goodluck with dat" naim bi say u go chill o....make I enjoy my money wella before I go begin share am with u.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend's Decision Has Put Us In A Mess by Ifakiland(m): 1:33pm On Jan 20, 2017
Young03:
[b]It all started that night she was begging me not to have sex with her,Her reason been that she took oath with her ex,that if she haves sex with any other man apart from him,she will not conceive.
I obeyed her decision but later we did it.During the second time,we had unprocted sex(so foolish of me) i gave her money to buy drugs thinking she bought them bt she didnt. Each time we are to have sex,she will ask me to cum inside her,because of the sweetness in that i will do it.
Sometimes last week,she openly told me that she has not been taking any drugs,that she wants to be pregnant.Her major reason is to know if the oath works or not,
Ladies and Gentlemen,i can tell u that she now 3weeks pregnant but their is a problem. She said she will only leave the pregnancy if i will come and pay her pride price( whey hungry won kill me) or she will abort the baby. Iam confused now cos i openly told her i cant marry her now,but maybe in future bt she insists on aborting the baby.

WETIN UNA SUGGEST?[/b]
Congratulations bro, welcome to fatherhood. Start attending men fellowship meetings in ur place of worship. Congratulations once more ure dope!
RomanceRe: Why Is She So Desperate To Get Married? by Ifakiland(op): 1:30pm On Jan 20, 2017
ucheHapers:
This guy is actually a fool...
K
RomanceRe: Why Is She So Desperate To Get Married? by Ifakiland(op): 9:59am On Jan 18, 2017
Catalin:
23-24 and a graduate is not young for marriage. Be ready to be ditched soon.
I don't mind gal....there will always be a NEXT lady.
RomanceRe: Why Is She So Desperate To Get Married? by Ifakiland(op): 10:26pm On Jan 17, 2017
Apina:
Someone earlier said u are a kid, I thought that was d worst never knew u also don't have a brain.....
K
RomanceRe: Why Is She So Desperate To Get Married? by Ifakiland(op): 10:25pm On Jan 17, 2017
yanabasee:
"Her biological clock is ticking"


She's not 23yrs bro.... make adequate findings concerning her real age.....
U d only one getting my point so far bro....I'm so shocked at y a 23yrs old will be so wanting to get marriaged so bad....wen ure not 26+
RomanceRe: Why Is She So Desperate To Get Married? by Ifakiland(op): 9:54pm On Jan 17, 2017
taofeek11:
IGBO!!! Men! I love igbo gals to the buttom of my heart, am yoruba, if u re nt ready to marry her, pls send her number to me let me marry her. In fact, she is a sensible human being, because dt is d right thing to do.
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RomanceHow To Categorize Girls.... by Ifakiland(op): 9:49pm On Jan 17, 2017
I always tell guys to always be upfront with what dey want in a gal on d 1st week of meeting....me I tell dem we are either dating or just forking....I don't do female friends. And like magic dey fix demselves into one of the two.
It allows for openness and honesty.
RomanceRe: Why Is She So Desperate To Get Married? by Ifakiland(op): 9:30pm On Jan 17, 2017
EmperorLee:
Immediately i saw her age, i was going to ask you a question buh I have already seen the answer.


"She is Igbo".


You know this, why ask us again na sad
I guess I'll leave her to go marry an "Obinna, emeka, chinedu, etc" frm her tribe....can't be pressured into marriage abeg.....a yoruba babe won't disturb u till Atleast 25....dis one 23 wan kill me with "wen are we settling down" I'm I in d air beforehuh
RomanceWhy Is She So Desperate To Get Married? by Ifakiland(op): 9:19pm On Jan 17, 2017
Hi y'all, I've got dis 23 going on 24 years of gal I've been going on with for a year now...she a graduate, yet to do her nysc....she's igbo, but ever since we met its been talks of marriage all along....at first I tot it was just a "desire" and all dat....but lately it has turned to desperation.
Every day she brings up talks about getting married, I'm always like gal ure 23-24yrs old, y u so in a haste to get married?? She will say her biological clock is ticking....I'm just confused. She's igbo by d way....is dat how igbo chicks are? So marriage hungryhuh
RomanceNumber Rule Of Dating...for Guys Only by Ifakiland(op): 9:29am On Dec 19, 2016
The main purpose of going out on a date with a gal is to allow u guys d opportunity of getting to know eachoda more in a social setting.
Going on a date involves money, no matter how small it is...money is involved. For d maga/mugu in d building dey start talking to a gal on Monday and den same Monday dey ask her out on a date, guess where dey take her to? Guess na?




A Chinese restaurant....Yea dey fools, and after spending upward of 30k on d meal/drink....dey automatically expects d gal to give dem pvssy....nop nigger, doesn't work dat way...sex is emotional for a gal, she won't just open up cos u showed her a nice time.
Here is how its done.....wen u meet a gal on money, study her, if she's low self esteemed....shower her with praises "u look beautiful, uve got flawless skin", etc...but if she's cocky and proud....don't bother complimenting her, just skip dat and go straight to y u need to see her.
After dat....flirt with her....take her to a snacks shop at first or an eatery (buy snacks).....den wen d chemistry is visible den d big date can come in...which den lead to pvssy smashing.....IF SHE AIN'T INTO YOU ENUF TO GO OHM WITH YOU AFTER A DATE...NEVER GO ON THE DATE WITH HER.
Thank u.
RomanceRe: Sandydayziz Is One Of The Prettiest Girls Anywhere In Nl by Ifakiland(m): 8:48am On Dec 19, 2016
BabaRamota1980:
Ive been knowing that this girl is very beautiful nau. This girl go enter party and all the women go move closer and stand guard over their men nau.

My problem with girls like this be say they love to be abused. You have to talk dirty and nasty to her...abusive treatment is what they misinterprete and call love. This OP they praise her but watch who she dey respond and interact with, the ifakiland guy. grin

As many times she dey tell ifakiland he is a waste of her time but yet she couldnt stop engaging even as he escalates his assault on her. grin grin

While OP dey shower praise sandy go dey h0rny for Ifaki d1ck. Na today? Six months later come to nl dey lament say Ifaki dey mistreat her.

Ifaki, my guy, you don win dis girl heart finish. Leave allvthese mugus make dem dey hate you. This chick is already your pussy bro. grin grin

Soon as you left the fun evaporated and she walked out on other admirers.
Lolzzz....badht guys Nigeria limited.
RomanceRe: Sandydayziz Is One Of The Prettiest Girls Anywhere In Nl by Ifakiland(m): 12:53am On Dec 19, 2016
Sandydayziz:
I was hoping after all of dis, there should be u knw something particular u learnt... But never!! U're a total waste of my time, tanx for d fun though...

When next u wanna av an E-war I told ya, look below u!!!
M not ur type! I'll never be, u're just too daft!!! Loser!
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Sandydayziz:
I was hoping after all of dis, there should be u knw something particular u learnt... But never!! U're a total waste of my time, tanx for d fun though...

When next u wanna av an E-war I told ya, look below u!!!
M not ur type! I'll never be, u're just too daft!!! Loser!
RomanceRe: Sandydayziz Is One Of The Prettiest Girls Anywhere In Nl by Ifakiland(m): 12:51am On Dec 19, 2016
Goodnite sandy....I like u, ure my kind of gal....was nice teasing and looking for ur "trouble".....stubborn sumbori.
RomanceRe: Sandydayziz Is One Of The Prettiest Girls Anywhere In Nl by Ifakiland(m): 12:48am On Dec 19, 2016
mhisbliss:
i was right because I've experienced such hostility before and at last he admitted he likes me
Hmmmmm....well me I don't like her....
RomanceRe: Sandydayziz Is One Of The Prettiest Girls Anywhere In Nl by Ifakiland(m): 12:46am On Dec 19, 2016
JoaquinElChapo:
oh poor kid, why your intelligence graph keeps falling down?
Mr man...u can av sense again.
RomanceRe: Sandydayziz Is One Of The Prettiest Girls Anywhere In Nl by Ifakiland(m): 12:46am On Dec 19, 2016
Sandydayziz:
I love dogs.. Buh am still searching for a particular one to buy, I don't wanna buy one who's dumb like ilaki guy kiss
Its "ifaki" not "ilaki".....u need glasses or wat?
RomanceRe: Sandydayziz Is One Of The Prettiest Girls Anywhere In Nl by Ifakiland(m): 12:45am On Dec 19, 2016
Sandydayziz:
Lolz there's never a way m gonna be ur type, not in dis life or the next... M just too much for u, Selling u nd ur rags u call properties won't buy my lipstick tongue
Are d lipsticks custommade? U seem so materialistic....anoda nasty attribute!

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