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Benelovelace:
make me undstand

Hi I'm a Yoruba demon, heard ure an angel please come deliver me....my heart is urs after dat

One problem with relationship dis days is communication...op if her staying with a male friend bothers u so much y not man the fork up and tell her u dot like such. When ure in a relationship gals will always wanna test the waters to see how much bullshit u can accept...dats y it's best to speak out early. My gf has a lot of male frnds also but she dares not tell me she wanna sleep over at deir houses....na for fone I go swear for both her ad d guy and even advice her to tell d guy to fork her well.
Nigger love with ur head o....gals are flaky. Don't fall for a flozzy....like I always tell my gf "I trust u, but I don't trust d guys dat are after u"

She's cheating

Safiaa:
Okay you'll be surprised when you fall in love with a girl, and you'll walk into her jumping on another mans package.
Karma is a b!tch

I'll chill outdoor for my turn

Safiaa:
OKAY...YOUR POINT?

There will always be better guys out there than you. Guys that are intellectually smarter than you. The list is endless. Better looking, richer, more successful with a bigger d!ck. So if you feel like you can cheat and not be cheated on yourself, then wake up and smell the coffee. You're not too special yourself.

Adios.

I care less weda a hoe cheats on me...as long as she's available wen I need to fork

drkhenny:
I have been dating her for about 5yrs now.
I went for a course in delta state while she went to serve in oyo state at thesame time and she was posted to one village where there is no light and no internet connection. Initially she use to come to delta state to see me almost every month, but at a time i got very busy that we couldnt see every month again. I called her on this faithful day and i realised she wasnt alone so i asked her where she was and she told me she was at home in her PPA. So i checked her on whatsapp and i realised she was online. Later in the night i called her and i noticed she was sneaking out of her room to pick my call so i challenged her that why was she sneaking out and how come she was online in the afternoon. She knew there was no way she could have lied again and then she revealed to me that she went to stay with one of her male friend serving in edo state cos she was bored. She appologised to me that she could have told me but i wouldnt allow her to go because i dont trust her. N.B.This is an habit have known with her for as along as we have been dating. She doesnt see anything wrong in sleeping over in her male friends house. Her arguement is always that she doesnt have a female friend she can trust. WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ON THIS.

Op uve known dis lady for 5yrs+ u probably know wat she is capable of doing. I know how well she can handle herself around guys hence her aving many male friends. I'm a Badoo o but I've got some gals in my life dat ain't impressed by my game plans...they tell me upfront "guy I like u, but we just can't fork" and dese do come to my house to spend days and truly Notin happens, not because I no wan do o, but becos dem don clear me frm start say Bobo yi se unless u go rape me o of which I know u can't we can't fork. If ur gal is a gal like dat den u AV Notin to fear....d guy is just truly a Frnd....trust me I know.

eghuan1:
Correct me if am wrong o. A 4Runner is a 4.0L engine. A Camry is 2.2 or 2.4L engine and people are complaining of the amount of fuel it consumes.
Except you are driving it as a part time job, bro you would most likely spend all you earn on fuel.
Another truth is that the Uber earnings are highly overrated. Before it was easy for a driver to make 100k per week after Uber commission. But now it's difficult to make 100k before Uber takes their 25%.

But if you really want to go into Uber the 4Runner and get a corolla.

But I will still advice you meet people who have been operating on Uber for at least 1 year and ask them how the business is.
Since Uber dropped the car requirements to 2005, all sorts of people have gone to buy cheaper cars. Most people who owns the more expensive cars are selling their cars.

Just do your research well

I fink the way out of conserving fuel is to switch off the Ac wen deres no passages in the car and also to just park around some choice areas

When I see a gal and I like her, I go to her and tell her, if she agrees to date me fine if she doesn't I move on to the next one...this is because why struggle and chase a girl for too long when eventually after agreeing I'm still gonna cheat or leave her to go fork anoda pvssy.....and mind u, no two gals pvssy are the same, dey taste and feel different....they are like finer prints. So guys stop the strruggle and move to the next one cos even the hard to get ones are still gonna be cheated on so wats d point?

Hello peeps?
I've got a 2006 Toyota 4Runner suv sitting at ohm doing nothing, mileage is less dan 50km, Ac on fleek. I wanna know:
1) can I use the suv for uber?
2) how do I get to become a partner, step by step.
Thanks.
I stay in Lagos.

JOEFY:
Hi. This a true story and I will really appreciate mature advice

I have been dating my gf for a while now (over 4 years). we broke up in September last year due to unreconciled differences among st others. Within 2 weeks of breaking up, she went out with a friend and during going out the friend hooked her up with a friend (who is 8 years older than her). My GF and the guy started talking and where even discussing marriage. After 3 weeks, I started talking with my GF and realized I wanted her back, it was a struggle but she agreed to leave the guy (they had not kissed nor had any sexual encounter in this time). roll forward 6 months later, I still feel she likes the guy coz the guy keeps calling her and asks if she has changed her mind.

I donno what to do and I need help with figuring out what to do. I told her not to hang out with her friend who hooked her up with the guy, but she says she cant, she even went out with him recently, which I got upset about

This issue has affected us and now we are not even in a stable relationship. she is effectively my ex. What should I do

What d Bleep is wrong with u bro? Where are ur fucking balls? U left a gal and u begged her after she had ducked anoda guy? Ure supposed to even AV a spare gf beforehand u fink she just met dat guy? Ure sleeping on a bike bro wake up

Yes bro....like my babe I used to send her 10k monthly before, still she misbehaves, travels without notices etc....den I slapped myself and I stopped sending her a dime. Now even wen she talks abt making her hair I just suggest hair style and bone face...she too she has stopped sex but I don't care cos I've got a gal on d side dat satisfies me sexually and I spend on dat one. But my gf no more spending on her atoll cos I noticed we never she has money she goes missing in action. So Bleep gals spend on a gal at ur own lose

Abeg any news about the cleaner Lagos stuff?
When is it starting and all dat?

Smh. Wat a foolish guy!
I look at guys dat spend hopelessly on gals and I laff....the only money I spend on a gal is d amount I can give to any begged on d street. I'll rather give drinks for my guys dan pack d money and give a gf. They are all whores waiting for a greener pasture dey are only with u cos dey avnt seen a better person wen dey do dey move no questions asked.
Tell ur bro to go and murder her and her family....dats wat I'll do.

She will pour me acid and cut my dick if I don't marry her....so I AV to marry her ni o

I'll be like "where are ur clothes sef"

Daniyemi:
I and my exgirlfriend parted ways about 3 months ago precisely on new year day.
Shortly after our breakup, I met a couple of girls. I had flings with quiet a few of them but I wasn't comfortable because at my age, I am not suppose to be having flings but a committed relationship.

The problem is I currently have two girls I am in love with. They could easily pass off as models. Beautiful ladies with good hearts. I had to pretend I was flat broke to know if they were coming because I am rich(not very rich though but I am super comfortable for a 20 something yrs old guy. I own a law firm and a school which is setting off soon) One of the ladies is in Abuja she studies there and the other with me here in Kano she is also a student. As a lawyer, I know it is improper to date two girls at the same time cos if one should find out I may end up loosing both.


My problem is I tend to love the one in Abuja more, she is 20 and I took her virginity I was amazed to find out she was a virgin. But the downside is the distance. Distance was one of the factors that led to I and my ex parting ways. We lost the trust we had for each other(there are other reasons though.).
She comes to the North to see me. She was here last month. But I am already feeling since she is no longer a virgin she will want to explore especially giving the fact that she is beautiful.
I don't know if I should use the distance to leave her alone as I do not want a repeat of what happened between me and my ex.

The second one with me here in the North she is 23, very beautiful has a good heart, jovial, polite my friends like her. she is a good cook as well.

When I was asking the girl in Abuja out, she was playing hard to get and I asking the second one out too just incase the first girl failed to date me. They both eventually agreed to date me even when I feigned I was a broke nigga.

Pls house I really do not want to double date. As I can only marry one wife. (I date to marry like I did with my ex). I can't Introduce two girls to my People. What do I do to remedy the situation? insults are welcomed.

Modified* I was well aware that no viable solution will come from nairalanders. As usual they didn't disappoint.
I wonder if it was my own doing to have had the girls say yes to me almost at the same time.
I will resort to prayers.

Only 2 gfs are ure already confused?
Wetin we wey get 6 gfs go do?
Ure a pvssy joor

ifex370:
Looooooool

What's funny?

professorfal:
Does it matter? what matters is, is he right about all he said about her.

Yea

What does it mean wen ur gf who doesn't AV a job....tell u dat a guy (who she claimed to be Frnd)told her she's dirty, she keep hair for too long before changing it, her hair looks like dat of an old woman and dat she wears low quality stuffs....who culd such a guy be to her in reality

Just wen u fink Someone is stupid dey will now go the extra mile to prove u right dat dey are indeed stupid.....its just amazing on a whole new scale of things

Was a stupid gal I chased Also for 2yrs, at first it was love but she constant mixed signals got me angry and the love turned to a game to me, at last she agreed to date me and she offered me pvssy saying dats to compensate me......I got her naked, fvcked her silly came on her body wore my clothes and left dat night and broke up with her with an sms.

In my old former life I used to be nice to gals, back den in sch will save money from Monday to Friday to take a gal out for d weekend and see her off to her house and shake her hands good nite. I'll send her Airtyme and still be the one to call to ask if it entered. All dat changed wen I was baptised into the grand order of the YDEMON society of the sons of odua. Now some gals call me fuckboy, player, Etc but unlike my former self, I don't spend money on gals but I Fvck as much as I want with my gfs and some are even labeling demselves iyawo ile....lolzzzz now I no longer AV a problem of who to date or Fvck instead I AV a problem of who to lay off my list of gfs cos I need to settle down soon. Join us and live a life of a man and not a ju-man

iamdynamite:
wow, this your case is serious, you indeed a player,but then my advice leave the chorister alone, someone you chased for seven years yet no look in that simply says its a no go area, channel your feelings to someone else.

I just feel my love is too much for one gal

Aderola15:
Op, pick date and venue... Lunch on me swtz

March 18th Maryland mall....5pm

Divay22:
Too hard to encode

I want to hide my tongue inbtw ur open teeth

I'm in a total of 5 relationships....the first on is 4yrs old, the second one is 2yrs, 3rd one is abt a year, 4th one is less dan a year the last one she just agreed to date me last weekend.
The first 2 are long distance relationships, the last 3 are in Lagos. I used to really love my 4yrs long gf but abt 2yrs ago the spark left me dat was y I started dating d second one.
My problem now is 2 ex are on my neck asking me for a come back I don't love dem but dey won't lemme rest and wats paining me is dat deres a gal in my church in d choir I really love and AV been pursuing since 2010 dat won't allow me date her saying am a player.....but the truth is I'm just a normal gentle Yoruba guy, a xtian broda.
Pls how do I convince dis choir gal I love to accept me....is her my heart hungers for.

1) they are always cute...not so handsome o, but mega cute.

2) they don't mix with gals in public, u can't caught dem with a gal in daytime....only at night.

3) they intro u to deir mom and d woman asked u "wat is dat ur name my dear?" It means even his mom has lost count of gals introduced to her.

4) he makes u willingly wanna do things u normally won't do, including sex.

5) you feel he can do without u cos u know on bi only u dey him radar.

6) he looks rich, but doesn't spend a dim on u....he makes u really want the money before he gives and wen he gives u money it's always less d amount u asked for.

7) he stares into ur eyes and concentrates wen listening to u talk, trust me he isn't hearing u, he only finking how well ur lips will size his cock

Dextology:
She don't want to be a liability to you. She don't want you to consider her needs to be her responsibility.

Let her understand that true loves entails genuine sacrifices to the one we love.

Tanz uve made sense,

She doesn't like asking for money, but she do talk abt been broke and all but wen I force d money into her purse or account she gets embarrassed....to a point I don't even know weda to keep sending her money or not. I hate to make her feel belittled or embarrassed.
What do yall fink of ds?

ChiSun27:
Please Nlanders, I'm currently in love with a single mum (she has a son) but my fear is still that fear of marrying a single mum.

So, what is it like marrying a Single mum?

Don't u AV a mom?
A Yoruba mom will never allow a Yoruba son marry a single mom. Y will u be raising anoda man son? And den he will later want to be in ur will to share ur property with ur kids. My guy if ure a son of oduaa just fork dat pvssy and move on already.....a single mom has d mindset of been on deir own if u mess up she will also leave with ur child and be a single mom to anoda man after u

Mophasa:
Please guys I need your advice and suggestions please.
There is this girl I have been dating for over a year now, I love her so much and intend to marry her soon. I think she loves me too.

She's currently doing her Nysc in cross river while I am in the north. We haven't seen each other since last November though we always chatting and talking on phone like everyday. We have been so cool over the past few weeks and we arranged for her to come see me this week, Thursday to be precise. I even sent her 10k for transportation.

Now after we talked last night and she agreed to come on Thursday, she called me early this morning around 6am only to tell me there was a problem, when I asked her what it was, she told me despite the fact she loves me so much and wants to be with me, she's breaking up with me because she doesn't want to be having sex anymore, that she's not okay with her spiritual life.

I was devastated and all my efforts to try talk sense into her has been in futility! Now the problem am having is that this girl happens to be the only woman in my life, for over a year we, ve been together I have not cheated on her despite the distance. I love her so much and I have always wanted to end up with her. I always did everything possible to make her happy and I, ve never hurt her before.

Please guys I don't want to lose her, what do I do.


From a heartbroken Nairalander

She broke up with u after uve sent her 10k for tfare? How do guys keep getting played by gals? I just don't understand how foolish some boys can bi

ObiOmaMu:
A young lady on Twitter got mad and gave a vicious lengthy rant after an older man at a grocery shop supposedly opened the door for her as she made to leave.

According to Trubody, men opening and holding a door open for a woman is him subconsciously reminding her that all men are in control of a woman's choices and no woman should accept this.

Read her say men opening doors for women is symbol of aggressive patriarchy and advise women to slam any man who does that for them. Do you agree with her or nah?

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/02/men-opening-doors-for-women-is-symbol.html

Part of respecting a lady is also allowing her free will of choice and activity. She is so on point. We AV so many foolish boys doing chores for gals all in name of been a gentleman u open doors for her, pull out chairs for her, get off ur seat for her to sit etc who told u she's weak? Let's all learn to respect gals and treat dem as equal it's so disrespectful treating gals like a weaker sex.