₦airaland Forum

ganisucks:
I don tire. No comment.

Don't be tired babe, we still have a long way to go.

Adebo007:
U re not Igbo plz, u re from south west nd I don't know why we always be ashamed of where we come from? Stop making mockery of us

Don't mind him, let the war start with mouth. when it start I will know where they will get the fund to fight the war.

firstEVA:
I thought these pipelines are being protected?

Those militants need to receive the Boko haram treatment, this is getting too much.

U think its just by sitting at the comfort of Ur home and type whatever U want, maybe U will be the one to give them the Boko Haram treatment.

YourFatherYansh:
My heart bleeds for this country....before we realize the effect of all diz sabotage , Ghana, Togo, Benin our neighbouring countries will be playing a USA- Mexico relationship with us. Nigeria illegal emigrant might have flooding those countries because of better standard of living in some few years to come..
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How else can the black race think. ....An ailing economy, yet som group of idiotic and cursed generation are bent on taking us to stone age era in d name of fighting for emancipation of thier people.... Isis as a fvck.tard entity never blow up facilities cause they knw d effect of taking d economy backward,,,,,instead they capture regions, while production continues with the proceeds going 2 their pockets.
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To the born by mistake individuals dat are shouting for the continuation of blowing of facilities by diz Idio.ts thinking dey are doing the president....take a look at Borno, after killing both there economy and human resources , am sure GEJ is lying paralysed in the hospital cause of their actions I guess
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I laugh wen dis Idio.ts think is only crude oil that can suffocate the Nigerian economy, yes it contributes majorly to d economy, thanks to the useless rulers we have had in time pass,
U guys are complaining abt tomatoes prices skyrocketing I guess, that is juz a little picture of what will happen if the North decide to also blow up every means of transporting foodstuffs to all ur channels.....Nonsence

Stop ranting here online. Just tell Ur President to run an all inclusive government, let him know that this is not 1983. Let him crush them as he threatened and let the North blow up every means of transporting food stuffs so it can perish there in the North.

What we need is one Nigeria where Equity and fairness prevail and not where some region are been looked down on despite the fact that economic survival of Nigeria totally depends on them.

Ayo25:
Obviously Asari have not gone up north before. Even the headmaster and the permanent teachers in the school I served in Kano cannot speak simple English. I had a hellish experience being an English teacher in those days. I was shocked seeing the school's permanent teachers teach the pupils in Hausa language. Asari is downplaying the low level of education in the north. Pity that!

So how did they intend writing the Physics exam or was it taught in Hausa?

Harvesthomes:
Tell us these words in HAUSA since physics and chemistry can be taught without english in the north and can be taught in hausa language.Now gird yourself well and answer us the hausa word for :

1. Alkanes

2. Propylene glycol

3. Density

4. Achimedes Principle

5. Electrical inductance

6. Catalytic breakdown

7. Photon

8. Use hausa to teach us chain reaction in Nuclear reaction

9. Half Reaction

Don't mind the zombies bro. They are only defending the grave mistake they made in the last general election. And one of the tools they used in ascending to power is the Chibok Girls scam and thus they will never accept that's its a big scam.

So he cannot answer Ur question.

papparatzzi2013:
Majority of them learn proper English when they might have entered the university.

Ask people that served in the north.

Stop hating for hating sake, Mr Hating Wailer. It is bad for your heart.

Look at the spelling of your f00lish, Mr Wailer that can speak English. SMH.

But U never told us that there is Hausa version of Physics. An SS3 girl taking WAEC can not speak ordinary pidgin English right? Continue deceiving Ur self.

papparatzzi2013:
Dokubo dokubo, the freedom fighter that did not bother to site his investments in the land he claimed he was fighting for.

The freedom fighter that did not use his investments to provide job for the jobless youths of ND, but would rather export such employment to neighbouring countries.

You have been too quiet lately.

Nice to hear your voice at last.

May the go Lord allow the daughters in your lineage to be involved in such a scam. Simple.

Stop this senseless attack on his person simply because he said the truth U despise so much.

So on point but not a new trick anyway.
I have experienced it on many occasions.

EroticAngelina:
lol okay.keep on thinking very well.

I will never stop babe

EroticAngelina:
about?

How erotic U can be.

This Chibok Fraud movie is getting more interesting. She was in Jss1 and no longer a candidate for Waec.

All this scam just to maintain their earlier scam that gave them ground before the 2015 general election.

Quote me, before 29th of May, all the Imaginary Chibok girls must have been rescued so that our incorruptible President will have achievement to count.

ganisucks:
http://www.punchng.com/chibok-girls-rescue-put-jonathan-fayose-shame/

They said she was rescued yet there was no gun battle between NA and boko haram. What a story that a girl who was supposed to take Waec 2 years ago can neither speak English nor Pidgin.
This is scam of the century, I suggest it should be included in the Guinness book of record.

All those who participated in this scam from the on set till now will surely receive their rewards.

EroticAngelina:
Thank God Nigerians are now thinking with their heads, and not their shiiitholes

Many people are now thinking with their brains. But this ur moniker got me thinking.

Good Morning to Zombies

marycool18:
Can you kneel to beg your partner in public? And guys do you feel it's right to let her kneel and apologise in public?
I need candid opinion please.

Hell No. Is my 4 Pack made up of gold? Personally, I don't view kneeling to beg as a truest way to show remorse.

[quote author=TonyeBarcanista post=45735028]I am not from Bayelsa state, but as a proud Ijaw son from Rivers state, I find the remarks credited to HE Gov Seriake Dickson where he termed the good people of Bayelsa state, and by extension Ijaw people as lazy. This subject is trending on social media platforms including twitter and palmchat, and I feel slighted.

Is Seriake Dickson aware that he only indicted himself and his unfortunate government by that comment, and not Bayelsa people?

A Brief History
Please permit me to take us down history lane for a moment.

The Ijaw people are predominantly fishermen. Our fathers and mothers would go to the rivers to catch fish and trade for a living. In fact, we never depend on any handouts from any group, whether the white British or government. Even when palm oil was one of the main source of revenue, our people never abandoned fishing.

However, when oil was discovered in commercial quantity in Oloibiri, Bayelsa state and upon exploration by Oil Companies, our people started losing their predominant fishing occupation due to land acquisition, pollution and water pollution. It became so bad that our young men started to take to oil bunkering to erk living. All these happened because Government at ALL levels and oil companies abandoned our land and people. This reckless abandon even contributed to the first ever secession group in post independent Nigeria, the Niger Delta Republic led by Major Isaac Adaka Boro in 1966.

I believe we would have stuck to our fishing if our waters weren't polluted or if oil wasn't discovered in our land.

Sadly, the government at all level despite the loss of our natural occupation refused to empower our people and retrain our youths. The FG setup intervention Agency like OMAPADEC/NDDC but the agency have not met expectation despite the huge funds they get.

Oil Companies would rather bribe local chiefs and thugs instead of employing and empowering youths. State government and local politicians like Mr Seriake Dickson would rather arm youths to win election and settle them with appointment/allowing them freehand to perpetrate criminality instead of working to emancipate the youths.

They have instilled a kind of psyche that thuggery pays and for the fact that an hungry man is naturally desperate, he would lazy to expect free meal.

An Indictment On Dickson
Pray tell what has Dickson done for Bayelsa state to uplift them intellectually? Does Bayelsa have any functioning state Orientation Agency?

Ex-Gov Alamesiegha not only introduce scholarship to encourage thousands bayelsans to get the best education abroad, he also paid the scholars stipends, and increased the bursary of those in higher institution to the envy of non Bayelsans. This he did in addition to establishing the state university. What can be said of Seriake Dickson?

How do you empower people in absence of education? How do you expect people not to be lazy without proper skill acquisition? Our people are very good swimmers but has the BYSG ever deem it fit to sponsor Ijaws to be professional swimmers like the Australians?

Who gave out guns during the last election in Bayelsa state?

What Does He Expect From Bayelsans?
They incapacitated Bayelsans of their God giving fishing occupation, they refused to empower the community and the youths, they refused to train them with skill acquisition, they even refused to provide environment. Instead they empower thugs and even elevate their thugs to government position. In addition, The local politicians, monarchs and Oil Companies together deliberately cheat the people.

What do we expect from such a people?

Dickson and his cohorts should be grateful that Bayelsans have not taken to criminality, armed robbery and ritual killing.

The only crime of the good people of Bayelsa state is that they are not well orientated like their Yoruba and Igbo neighbours. Even at that, it remains the fault of the government at all level.

Bayelsans are not lazy, Ijaws are not lazy. Bayelsans are only victims of maladministration and faulty political system. Dickson should leave Bayelsans off his failed leadership.


Long Live Ijaw Nation!!!!! Long Live Niger Delta!!!! Long Live Bayelsa State!!!



I stand to disagree with you on this issue. The governor only stated the obvious that Bayelsans are Lazy and that's undiluted truth. The only exception is that some Bayelsa Ijaws are industrious and cannot be said to be lazy but majority of Bayelsans are Lazy.

nikkypearl:
I love 'em bigger than no "4" coz I love to play with bobbie

Like seriously

That's why I love myself, its either U say Yes or No, period. I don't give a damn about Ur reason.

sinaj:
Do u knw if she joined 2 wires to start d car?

ha haha, maybe she did but I think the car is just at a spot.

mmclatino:
Ladies wey dey form on top nonthing.... see your Checkmate.

That car is static, she just took the pix to form say she dey drive.

And many Nairaland babes are guilty of one form of pretentious act or the other.

U said it all " God forgive my foolishness and stupidity ", U should have waited till U die before packing out. What a stupid love?

Achorise:
Ifeco, thanks! !!If it were some nairalanders they will rain curses and abuses on me.

What can destroy a charm, can destroy a destiny.

Ur welcm.
Don't mind guys, some of us at times are carried away by the pleasure while forgetting the possible effects.

Have a joy filled day.

Achorise:
Good point bro, but I used to think that way untill someone educated me on the unseen dangers of premarital sex.Ask yourself this questions

Why dose sex destroy poweful charms?

why do they say women brings bad luck?

Why do some ritualist need only virgins?

Why is it that some occultic men Don't touch or sleep with ladies @ certain period of time

why do some witch doctors will tell the most powerful charms can only be prepard by an old woman who no longer have emotional lust.

why do people after making love In their dreams loses an impending good fortunes?

Why do you stay out from sex during fasting?

Sex is more spiritual than physical.

call on him and he will show you great and mighty things that thou knowest not.

Getting more impressed on ur reasoning. keep it up

[quote author=MzDeeb post=45719004][/quote]Ur most welcome

christiese:
It's ATM not ATM machine the M in the ATM stands for machine already so no need adding Machine to ATM. Dazzit!

That's my mistake babe.
Thanks for the correction

dayosweetness:
my girl friend saw dis chat bwtween me and my oda girl friend on how she forgot her pant at my place..how will I defend my self?

Just tell her that Ur other girl friend according to U visited and forgot her pant but that U neither touched her nor saw her when she was removing her pant. haha

Loyalblak007:
If you will be trapped in an elevator for 24hours,Which Nairalander Would You Prefer To Be With In It?

I will prefer to be with U.

gbens2000:
aba bro the babe try na,cant you see she is black and beautiful

lol, But I didn't see it that way bro

MzDeeb:
This is the absolute truth. You have said it all.

Sometimes, i look at Nigerian youths and i can't help but wonder how their future will look like.

Its not surprising to see a 28 year old who is not responsible enough to work and do well in a corporate world.

All they think of is, how to cut corners and go into shady business. They want quick money but are not ready to work for it.

Most guys don't even know what a relationship is. All they know is to have s3x n gallivant around town with their partners. We ladies ain't even helping matters too. Its just a pity.


At times, i don't blame them cos even the bible said "if the foundation is destroyed..........." They met with the wrong pple while growing up and as such had a negative effect on their lives.

The truth is there are some people one should pray never to meet in this journey of life, else they will destroy one's destiny.

Be careful who you make friends with especially in the UNIVERSITY. Don't get carried away by all these youthful exuberance. Everything is Vanity upon Vanity.

Ask yourself this question 'Will you be proud of your past ?' If they could show you a video of ur past will you be proud watching it?

Amend your ways now and think about ur future.
#Peace

Am inspired that U are one of the girls that think in this direction.

Hadez:

Fine babe.

The rate at which our Ladies are turning themselves into corporate beggars is very alarming. U meet a babe, in less than 1 month she has started demanding for cash.
Must U make it very clear that U are broke? Enough of this erroneous mentality, Guys are not an ATM Machine like Onwuka rightly said. Be modest a bit okay.