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maupe:
www.oilprice.com/Latest-Energy-News/World-News/More-Oil-Offline-in-Nigeria-as-Exxon-Declares-Force-Majeure.html

http://thenewsnigeria.com.ng/2016/05/exxonmobil-declares-force-majeure-on-nigerias-qua-iboe-crude/

I don't know if the people advising our president are not knowledgeable enough or that our dear President doesn't take an advice. The issue of Niger Delta can never be solved with force and that's what our President failed to understand. How can U vow to crush them when U are fully aware that our security apparatus can not effectively guard the pipeline routes? If Mr President refuse to accept the reality on ground by reaching out to those guys in a bid to know their grievances, am sorry but its going to be a long walk for our dear.

PaulKillerman:
Yes it is Paul Killerman again, the Ashawao champion.....

So yes, I have another story as usual, this time, still to reiterate and reaffirm my stand point that girls are all bitches who deserved to be forked like the hoes they are are discarded when you tired, being all lovey dovey, for a guy is foolishness....

So this time around, I was chilling at one of the joint around my area when I sighted a couple, a sweet chick (my spec) holding hand and all loved up with a nigga , with their hugging n all, no one need tell u they are coupled ..... so in my adventurous and observatory manner, I calmed down keenly observing, and I let it fly...
Incidentally I saw that same chick, a couple of days later, at my joint, and I asked a waiter to tap her for me, eventually she came and we got talking, after the initial chickful behaviour , I asked her for us to lodge , she resisted, then I made her a good cash offer, immediately I started seeing glimmers of smile... so we lodged for the night.....
I quickly took some portion of my vega 100, and embarked on the missionary position (sorry, journey rather) my brother I forked this girl like mad, she was just moaning want deaf my ear.... After the first round, I then asked her of her BF, she denied, I insisted and describe the guy I saw the day I first saw her, she was so Shocked! ! ! And I reassured her I didn't know her guy and there was no ties, that I was only observing them from my vantage point, as that is my joint and I was good at obbserving.... so she calmed down and we continued our gist and she told me about the guy, they have been together for about a year and six months and all the foolish and seem less love stories.... I smiled and felt like a God I felt so cool....

I then asked her, if she's the adventurous type, she nodded in the affirmative, then I told her ill like an adventure , told her what I wanted, she refused vehemently , but after much persuasion and luring with incentives, she gave in (persistence is the key to a woman's brain) ....
My people an so we start..... I made her call her BF while I was blasting her furiously , my people, I was seriously firing the girl, while they were gisting, she tried hiding the moans and all , but that was giving me more hard on, and I was going in deep....
May people, (u know Everly u no fit hide am finish) the BF had to ask why she was sounding somehow, she quickly replied "babe I went out to buy something, and I'm walking back home" I want burst laugh my niggeez , I just gets hold myself, cos I was enjoying the playyout ...

My people, and brothers in this business, na so the thing use go ooh, I finally dash the chick 20k , (she was happy) , while I was super happy .... I have further reasserted my stance , that chicks are only instrument for fucking , nothing more..... just fork them and pay them...

For the niggaz acting lover boy, na you sabbi, I go still catch your woman, fork am well well, tell am to call you (just know say when she answer you , "I'm walking down the road" Paul killerman is actually on the other side "walking down that road with her"

For your own good, u better behave and be like Paul Killerman , treat these bitches like who they are.... as for my awon brothers, abbeg make una try this my kind of parole, E dey sweet die, ull feel like you are on top of the world....



E be like right now sef, only chick when get BF I go dey find.... choi! ! E sweet no be small

I'm paulkillerman and I'm just making common sense....

I salute una my people.....heheheheheheheheheheh

Get a life bro and stop disgracing yourself.

ladyF:
Cont'd 11. He doesn't buy you gifts

As the popular saying goes: you can give without loving but you cannot love without giving.

Does he buy you vals gift? Birthday gift? Money to flex for the weekend? Happy new month gift? Credit to call your uncles and anties to greet them nko?

If the answer to all these questions is no, sister biko, look for someone that loves you! Love will find you...

What about food allowance, wardrobe allowance, cosmetics allowance, transport allowance and many more?

mzhorlah:
No fr the three questions

Like seriously babe

pinkydove:
You know very well that she is a runs girl, a classic one, yet you still want her... Guys, can you date a runs girl?

The fact is that many guys are dating runs gals without knowing. Most of the girls in University who are prostituting, have serious date who don't know they are into prostitution.

kumakunta:
See them cowards that want to fight the Nigeria army, they only got a taste of fulani herdsmen using them for I. T and won't let us hear word. All they keep shouting is government this, buhari that.

I remember when BH were still ravaging the north so bad, these same people laughed at their miseries, and even asked the government to stop wasting public funds in the north. even of recent they laughed at yorubas In mile 12 who in fact stood up against the hausas, and the agatu residents.
You have only gotten a highlight of what crisis is all about and you folks won't stop making nuisance of yourselves here.

TOOTHLESS BULLDOGS.

No matter what bro, don't make merry when someone's life is been taken because Life is sacred. Are U angry that a region wants to be independence from the fraud called Nigeria?

Am not surprised at Buhari's disposition because I have known before now that He hates anything that is not North/Muslim, so how on earth will he swift into action when a non Northerners/Non Muslims are been massacred by his kinsmen?.
I only blame our southern leaders, mostly Southeast leaders who support this administration such people like Rochas, Ngigi, Ogbonnanya Onu, Joe Igbogwe, Oby Ezekwesili. Have they suddenly lost their voices because their pay master is at herm of affairs and their brothers and sisters dying.

Posterity will judge them.

nikkypearl:
not all women are poo..but most of us are poo

Babe Ur so on point. With this I know Ur not a POO.

Vinshu:
Men are promiscuous by nature. The gene to cheat is there as their brain is in between their legs

Am an exception.

oladot99:
https://weporntv.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Capture-39.png

this has caused many argument between my and my friends in real life and social media, some are saying she is the most beautiful lady in Nigeria, while some are saying she's not, that's why i bring it here on Nairaland, for Nairalanders to judge, do you also agree she is the most beautiful lady in Nigeria?

see more of her photos bellow..

https://weporntv.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Capture1.png

https://weporntv.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Capture2-1.png

Do you agree she is the most beautiful girl in nigeria??

The babe set well well.

[quote author=Julietcutie post=45082733]shes beautiful but der also much more beautiful gals than her in Nigeria [/quote


Like U I guess.

donbenedict:
while they be fvcking otha guys right? Pls clap for urselv very well!!

Man take it easy, we are on the same page here. I will definitely do the same if I were U.

faithesco:
Na Ghana babe na...9ja men wey stingy sooo,even if dem wan pay u,it will with old currency#pissed#well am faithesco and I just want 2 make common sense

Am a cheerful giver ooo and am a Nigerian

Jadekitana:
Who could that Mod be? I don't seem to understand, but it's kinda sexy and creepy

1) The mod doesn't like me replying peeps who bash me

2) The Mod takes my thread to front page and immediately ban me so I can't reply any mentions until after 2days

3) The Mod doesn't like me saying spoilt things or flirting too much, any attempt to say er0tic words he bans me in annoyance.

4) The Mod bans peeps who attack me which is quite climaxing.

5) The Mod knows I like the knights, anytime any of them has an issue with anyone he bans them immediately.

Could this Mod be a jealous lover and secret admirer? Dear Mod you need to come out and make your intentions known, don't worry I don't kiss and tell. We would have a coded romance biko, but please allow me enjoy my free time here

Operation ransack Sambisa forest for the secret admirer cum Mod.

[quote author=opeyemiieblog post=45051304]After Exposing Her Body on Movie Set, Actress Maria is Back Again with New Naughty Pics


Some weeks back, Unclad pictures of fast rising Nollywood actress, Maria Peace, went viral for the fact that the actress oranges were revealing while she was having her make-up for a movie production.


The pictures got many talking as the actress was even described as a “prostitute” which she has since come out to debunk urging people to encourage her rather than being criticized.

let her completely go naked so I can take her serious.

Dminister:
Even when the road is dirty and it is not straight. Smh!

Even if the road is not straight, it will be straightened by force.

The presidency is busy sending Army chiefs to the Niger Delta region while the Fulani militias are busy killing and destroying properties. I Strongly believe it's time communities take up arms and defend their lives.

Julietcutie:
when the Guy is being stupid or boring... or if am not In d mood to chat with you

Well, it depends on the guy because I can't take such shiit.

Category1:
After typing for 5minutes, sotay ur hand don dey pepper u sef and u hoping for a big reply from her, and all u could receive back is....

[size=13pt]"k" "aiit" "uhmmm" or "hmmmm" .... [/size]

I will definitely end the chat immediately. I hate such replies with passion.

mayorjosh:
I wanna break up with my gf but I'm in lagos and she's in akure currently.I need to do it fast even if possible tonight.I know some peeps will come and start bashing that why should I be asking such a stupid question here (yeah I know it's stupid) but I need to do it tonight.Should it be by phone call or by chat cos I ain't done this sh!t before




she's been infidel recently and a friend backed up the issue with some chat screenshots that's the reasons I'm doing this cos I can't take it anymore cos it's like the 10000000000th time



or relationship experts, y'all got a better suggestion?

Follow Ur heart bro, if U have decided to end the relationship and U know that's best for U then create out time and visit her. Then U blow it to her face.