₦airaland Forum

PRESTIGERHYMES:
I feel being naughty dis mornin
all d goodlookin guys should b here n don't forget2upload ur pics








atleast I will b able2 one pick one out of u
no bashing please

It's only a beautiful babe that can ask an Handsome guy to post his pix. Have checked the pix but ............... No offence oooo

frosbel2:
The Governor has the power to put this thing under control, he can deploy the army or police to hunt down the Fulani vagabonds , yet he comes on TV to cry and lament like a baby.

It is time for the villages, hamlets, towns and city neighborhoods to organize the young men into vigilante groups and arm them accordingly to not only defend their communities proactively but to totally wipe out any threat to their mothers, fathers, children, wives etc.

Nobody has the monopoly of violence.

The Usman Dan Fodio Islamic fanatical miscreants only understand the language of bloodshed.

On the contrary, there is absolutely nothing he can do in terms of mobilising the Army and Police if the order is not given from the federal. Have U forgotten the the case of Enugu when information was given to the security apparatus in the state some days before the attack and could not do anything because the state Governor is just a ceremonial chief security officer. Virtually, every week this beasts attack different part of Benue State and what has the security forces done about it?
Let's stop deceiving ourselves, it seems very clear that the security forces to a certain degree, aid this bastards.

The best option available to the Governor if he truly want to safeguard his subject is to mobilize for local vigilante.

Nicur:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/05/attack-tarfi-village-death-toll-rises-60-ortom/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

May their gentle souls rest in Peace.

Mr Governor, will you just sit comfortably in your office and watch your subjects been massacred every week? By now U ought to have known that the security apparatus can't help your cause. So I Urge U to mobilize Ur able bodied young men from all local govt to protect your people before the Libyan (Fulani) Herdsmen wipe out Ur entire generation.

Besides, he was he not among the Northern Governors who said that it's an insult to call the rampaging Herdsmen Fulani Herdsmen?

Finally, make sure that Omenka will be among the youth U will mobilise to safeguard ur people.

Please what's the significance of this post? I.e what information or lessons are in there to learn

HateU2:
Not really, I was in 'those moods' but i'm fine now. Tanks 4 asking. Hw was urs

Am glad Ur cool now. Mine was lovely.

HateU2:
I told him to change my moniker

I think U should disturb him more on that.

Meanwhile, hope Ur day was great?

Stupedinluv:
Our future husbands

And our future wife.

Keneking:
Interesting, Igbos have lost out again in producing the President on that opposition platform.

Now they have Chairman abi Secretary seat

Is that what U understood from the write up?

rheether:
Waste of public funds.

Y do U think so?

HateU2:
It's S.eun's fault oo

Seun's fault?
How do U mean?

ernesty20:
a jobless guy in a relationship, even though the girlfriend hates money, she must one day demand for money and u must provide it. Lol

That someone is jobless does not mean he will not have anything in his pocket.


Can U just spare the unemployed guys out there. Don't add to the challenge they are facing by denying them the pleasure of having a babe. Dia is God ooooo

ernesty20:
in nigeria where i live, relationship does not survive without money. Money gives life to relationship.

I believe that money beautifies relationship but relationship is not all about money. it's one of the essential ingredients but not the absolute end.

That a guy is unemployed or having temporal challenge in his endeavor does not mean he can not be in a relationship. Or else the babe is even more broke.

ernesty20:
thats why guys shud go and work and leave relationship aside, when they have finally made it, then relationship shud come to mind to avoid strories that touch.

Did I hear U well?

So in your own understanding, relationship is all about money?

And when the guy eventually made it according to U, he will then look for someone probably someone who will be attracted to his money?

Stupedinluv:
You love yourself but you dont love your status. And you want a girl to appreciate everything about you

That status is temporarily and not permanent.

sinaj:





They will all avoid this thread like plague

Avoid it for what reason?
Actually, no one is happy to be broke but that's not the end of the world. A broke guy today can be a billionaire tomorrow though it depends on the individual.
But most of U babes don't wanna hear that, U desire the cash immediately

prettythicksme:
Just curious about nl guys hating on ladies these days especially on romance section.U hating but yet u guys cant do without us.Guys stop spewing thrash about us cos u all came to this world through us.pls stop hating and stop calling us all sort of names! .Guys tell us y u are hating on we ladies!

The summary of it all is that most of U girls have bad character.

dmostcheerful:
He is just Nigerian... Seriously everyone is tired... Some zombies cant say it cos they are just ashamed to admit it.

And they are still suffering the same fate.

Ginaz:
It was a joke

That joke too expensive babe

evegran:
Op, if you're not into him for sex chats and that kinda stuff- I suggest you dump him off.

But if you're into him, well get along with it. Remember, don't ever show your face- and of course he should reciprocate.

Enjoy!

I like Ur practical approach babe.

HateU2:
This is nairaland and there is NO WAY, I repeat, NO WAY you would have not in one way or the other BASH someone. Why can't we say 'I'M sorry' to that person today and put an end to that beef. I learnt forgiveness today in church . A nairalander died some weeks ago and I saw a comment someone made on the thread. I'm kinda battling with not making up with a friend I lost immediately after our final exams. Believe me, you don't wanna deal with that kind ish. Wristbangle opened a thread for 'Top bashers' yesterday. You guys should come here and end the beef.

Since today is sunday, call that moniker and apologise today and let's be friends again .




Personally, I don't remember monikers oo but in case I don bash you before , bikonu I'M VERY SORRY. I don't bash if you don't 'wahala" me thou . I'm very gentle like that.



SEUN, Lalasticlala, happy sunday guys
Naughtynaughty mi, happy sunday bestie.

The first proper thing to do is to change your identity. I mean change from HateU to LoveU and U will be good to go.

rokiatu:
The story doesn't add up though.

seriously, the story get as e be

hmmmm some guys can be very harsh.

faryourkemmy:
old fool.

Babe, U never hear that old fire wood never quench.

angelTI:
I know this must be in Jamaica

Babe were U in the party?

Rapmoney:
Whenever I read ur comments on this forum, it becomes clearer to me that you didn't attend school!!! It seems you type before thinking instead of the other way round! My sympathy!

Seconded. The guy is seriously in need of mental help.

May their souls rest in peace.
Seriously, is this what we will be enduring for the next 3 years?
Mr President please we are begging U to send Libyan herdsmen back to Libya to avoid killing more innocent souls.

omenka:
Thank God I felt pressed at time...

All thanks yet again to vanguard for giving the iPod Yoots another wonderful news to celebrate. Watch how they invade this thread and dance their macabre dance all over the place at the break of dawn. The pomp would be out of this world as usual.

When a bomb goes off, when herdsmen kill, and when NDA strikes, they get instant erection and can't help wanking off till eternity.

Hope the people responsible for this are brought to justice and lasting peace return to the people of Buruku.

Hello bro, is that all U have got to say? Our dearest President have already told us that this Herdsmen are from Libya. So there is no need holding anyone responsible.

flexyfit:
slim girls rock....

Medium babe all the way

Please Mr President, I have some questions for U:
How did U come up with this your conclusion and who gave U the Intel?

Secondly, since they are not Nigerians, if I catch them destroying my farm with their cattle hope am free to treat their Bleep up?

Seriously, is this how Apc will rule us for the next 3 years

maupe:
www.oilprice.com/Latest-Energy-News/World-News/More-Oil-Offline-in-Nigeria-as-Exxon-Declares-Force-Majeure.html

http://thenewsnigeria.com.ng/2016/05/exxonmobil-declares-force-majeure-on-nigerias-qua-iboe-crude/

I don't know if the people advising our president are not knowledgeable enough or that our dear President doesn't take an advice. The issue of Niger Delta can never be solved with force and that's what our President failed to understand. How can U vow to crush them when U are fully aware that our security apparatus can not effectively guard the pipeline routes? If Mr President refuse to accept the reality on ground by reaching out to those guys in a bid to know their grievances, am sorry but its going to be a long walk for our dear.

PaulKillerman:
Yes it is Paul Killerman again, the Ashawao champion.....

So yes, I have another story as usual, this time, still to reiterate and reaffirm my stand point that girls are all bitches who deserved to be forked like the hoes they are are discarded when you tired, being all lovey dovey, for a guy is foolishness....

So this time around, I was chilling at one of the joint around my area when I sighted a couple, a sweet chick (my spec) holding hand and all loved up with a nigga , with their hugging n all, no one need tell u they are coupled ..... so in my adventurous and observatory manner, I calmed down keenly observing, and I let it fly...
Incidentally I saw that same chick, a couple of days later, at my joint, and I asked a waiter to tap her for me, eventually she came and we got talking, after the initial chickful behaviour , I asked her for us to lodge , she resisted, then I made her a good cash offer, immediately I started seeing glimmers of smile... so we lodged for the night.....
I quickly took some portion of my vega 100, and embarked on the missionary position (sorry, journey rather) my brother I forked this girl like mad, she was just moaning want deaf my ear.... After the first round, I then asked her of her BF, she denied, I insisted and describe the guy I saw the day I first saw her, she was so Shocked! ! ! And I reassured her I didn't know her guy and there was no ties, that I was only observing them from my vantage point, as that is my joint and I was good at obbserving.... so she calmed down and we continued our gist and she told me about the guy, they have been together for about a year and six months and all the foolish and seem less love stories.... I smiled and felt like a God I felt so cool....

I then asked her, if she's the adventurous type, she nodded in the affirmative, then I told her ill like an adventure , told her what I wanted, she refused vehemently , but after much persuasion and luring with incentives, she gave in (persistence is the key to a woman's brain) ....
My people an so we start..... I made her call her BF while I was blasting her furiously , my people, I was seriously firing the girl, while they were gisting, she tried hiding the moans and all , but that was giving me more hard on, and I was going in deep....
May people, (u know Everly u no fit hide am finish) the BF had to ask why she was sounding somehow, she quickly replied "babe I went out to buy something, and I'm walking back home" I want burst laugh my niggeez , I just gets hold myself, cos I was enjoying the playyout ...

My people, and brothers in this business, na so the thing use go ooh, I finally dash the chick 20k , (she was happy) , while I was super happy .... I have further reasserted my stance , that chicks are only instrument for fucking , nothing more..... just fork them and pay them...

For the niggaz acting lover boy, na you sabbi, I go still catch your woman, fork am well well, tell am to call you (just know say when she answer you , "I'm walking down the road" Paul killerman is actually on the other side "walking down that road with her"

For your own good, u better behave and be like Paul Killerman , treat these bitches like who they are.... as for my awon brothers, abbeg make una try this my kind of parole, E dey sweet die, ull feel like you are on top of the world....



E be like right now sef, only chick when get BF I go dey find.... choi! ! E sweet no be small

I'm paulkillerman and I'm just making common sense....

I salute una my people.....heheheheheheheheheheh

Get a life bro and stop disgracing yourself.

ladyF:
Cont'd 11. He doesn't buy you gifts

As the popular saying goes: you can give without loving but you cannot love without giving.

Does he buy you vals gift? Birthday gift? Money to flex for the weekend? Happy new month gift? Credit to call your uncles and anties to greet them nko?

If the answer to all these questions is no, sister biko, look for someone that loves you! Love will find you...

What about food allowance, wardrobe allowance, cosmetics allowance, transport allowance and many more?