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Politics / Re: General Tukur Burutai Skydiving From His Parachute Fully Armed-photo by iFukSimplyleo: 3:01am On Apr 14, 2020
sarrki:
I swear we like play for this country

Idris Derby know skydive nah

Go to the war front general and stop acting celebrities show
God bless you
even if sometimes you act abnormal

This man too like media and camera
if not push up
it's skydiving cheesy

maybe he think say na so Derby did and killed 1000 bokoharam
Politics / Re: President Muhammadu Buhari Declares Healthcare Workers "Heroes Of The Nation" by iFukSimplyleo: 2:59am On Apr 14, 2020
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CoronaVirusPro:


Beer parlour talk.

Stop abusing alcohol
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Health / Re: What Would You Do First & Differently When Coronavirus Lockdown Is Lifted? by iFukSimplyleo: 2:57am On Apr 14, 2020
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CoronaVirusPro:
Grab a jug of beer at my favorite bar.
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Religion / Re: SHS Student Rushed To The Hospital After Fasting For 41 Days To Become A by iFukSimplyleo: 2:57am On Apr 14, 2020
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CoronaVirusPro:
grin grin grin

Even his spiritual mentors won't try it.

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Religion / Re: The World Was Supposed To End On 12 April 2020 But I Have Postponed It – Prophet by iFukSimplyleo: 2:57am On Apr 14, 2020
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CoronaVirusPro:



Read it for me and summarize.
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Politics / Re: The Oxymoron Of Buhari's Speech And COVID-19 In Nigeria by iFukSimplyleo: 2:16am On Apr 14, 2020
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CoronaVirusPro:
This beans will be very sweet if cooked well.
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Health / Re: COVID-19: 10 Nigerians Awaiting Evacuation From UK Test Positive by iFukSimplyleo: 2:15am On Apr 14, 2020
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CoronaVirusPro:
If it's real Corona virus and not the malaria they treating in Naija, they better leave them there.

UK health system is top notch. If they take that flight, then they should be ready to face what comes after.

Nigerian doctors will only prescribe the usual, Antibiotics, pain reliever and blood tonic.

That's the cure for all ailments in Nigeria. Even HIV/AIDS.

Please don't quote me, I am not feeling fine.
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Religion / Re: A Nairalander Saw This While Praying Concerning Covid-19 by iFukSimplyleo: 2:04am On Apr 14, 2020
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CoronaVirusPro:
Do you take alcohol or smoke Marijuana?
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Politics / Re: Hadiza El-Rufai Cautions Son, Bello, For Threatening To Rape Someone’s Mother by iFukSimplyleo: 2:04am On Apr 14, 2020
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CoronaVirusPro:
That's an African Mother!

God bless all the sane mother's in the world
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Foreign Affairs / Re: 80m Americans To Get Direct Cash Transfer. by iFukSimplyleo: 2:04am On Apr 14, 2020
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Commentor:


IRS means tax.

Undocumented workers would get nada.

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Politics / Re: President Muhammadu Buhari Declares Healthcare Workers "Heroes Of The Nation" by iFukSimplyleo: 1:58am On Apr 14, 2020
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CoronaVirusPro:


May you have long life.
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Health / Re: China Bans Consumption Of Dog And Cat Meat Following COVID-19 Crisis by iFukSimplyleo: 1:57am On Apr 14, 2020
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CoronaVirusPro:
Nigerian government should better send Peace Airline to go and pick our people.
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Foreign Affairs / Re: 80m Americans To Get Direct Cash Transfer. by iFukSimplyleo: 1:52am On Apr 14, 2020
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Commentor:


We are saying the same thing.

Only tax payers would be receiving.

Anybody demanding same in Nigeia must be a taxpayer.
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Foreign Affairs / Re: 80m Americans To Get Direct Cash Transfer. by iFukSimplyleo: 1:52am On Apr 14, 2020
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I know at least 3 that are undocumented.
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Crime / Re: The Coronavirus Is Pedophilia:Banned Video Doctors Lists All Deaths Coronavirus by iFukSimplyleo: 1:37am On Apr 14, 2020
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CoronaVirusPro:


Stop feeling important.

Who's trolling you.

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Sports / Re: Blessing Okagbare Files For Divorce From Igho Otegheri by iFukSimplyleo: 1:37am On Apr 14, 2020
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CoronaVirusPro:
And Jesus said, It's finished
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Family / Re: Have You Been Betrayed Before? Share Your Story, You Might Heal by iFukSimplyleo: 1:37am On Apr 14, 2020
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CoronaVirusPro:
Went to my favourite spot to spoil my self only for them to tell me they had ran out of Guinness stout and Marlboro. I felt pained and hurt. Almost had an accident driving back home. It was like my world was crashing right in front of me.

I couldn't imagine drinking somewhere else.
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Health / Re: Hard Bump Under My Jaw by iFukSimplyleo: 1:23am On Apr 14, 2020
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CoronaVirusPro:
See a Doctor.

Best advice!
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Religion / Re: Daily Devotion: Key Facts About Discipline by iFukSimplyleo: 1:23am On Apr 14, 2020
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CoronaVirusPro:
Brilliant piece.
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Foreign Affairs / Re: 80m Americans To Get Direct Cash Transfer. by iFukSimplyleo: 1:19am On Apr 14, 2020
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Simplyleo:
Is still at the level of assuring? undecided

I thought Trump has paid each American $100k since last week. angry

What I was expecting is how he will pay his Nigerian supporters always chanting and glorifying his name.
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Foreign Affairs / Re: 80m Americans To Get Direct Cash Transfer. by iFukSimplyleo: 1:19am On Apr 14, 2020
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Simplyleo:

You even get time sef. This kind thread, you need not respond reasonably.

A stupid thread requires stupid comments.

When did Trump give that assurance?

A country like America with a population of over 250 million, how is it possible that just 80 million pay tax?

In the States, almost everything is taxed, including parking space. In UK, you can't just go to the shops, buy a TV set, go home and start watching, you must obtain a licence to use the TV you bought with your own money. Try that in Nigeria and let's see how far you can go.

You will see a price tag in a mall, say £50. At the point of payment, you will end up paying around £52. Additional £2 being the tax. Is that possible in Nigeria?

Budgets of most of these advanced countries are over 60% based on tax. These ones will come here and start making stupid noise as if living is free in those countries.
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Health / Re: 20 New Cases Of Coronavirus In Nigeria. Total 343. 91 Discharged. 10 Deaths by iFukSimplyleo: 1:12am On Apr 14, 2020
Crime / Re: Female Robbers Stripped Nakked And Disgraced In Public After They Were Caught by iFukSimplyleo: 1:10am On Apr 14, 2020
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CoronaVirusPro:
Too much Yoruba films has inspired them
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Politics / Re: Treasury Says 80 Million People Will Receive Stimulus Payments This Week by iFukSimplyleo: 1:10am On Apr 14, 2020
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Simplyleo:
Really?

Keep deceiving yourselves.
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Romance / Re: Can This Kind Of Yansh Be Found In Nigeria? by iFukSimplyleo: 1:10am On Apr 14, 2020
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CoronaVirusPro:
Dem full Port Harcourt


Kalabari babe's
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Health / Re: American Man Asks Why Nigerians Are Not Dying From Corona Virus, See The Replies by iFukSimplyleo: 10:23pm On Apr 13, 2020
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Melinda Gate seem also have a different opinion, she sees death in Africa.. awon weyrey, stupid maga people, we bath daily with soup and sponge, wash our hands before and after eating, americans hate Africans they are just forming cos of UN

Flu like pandemic would have hard time surviving in a place where we eat pepper , we drink liquor unmixed, have hot temprature

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Crime / Re: Armed Robbers Brutalized Man In Akwa Ibom Despite Lockdown.photos by iFukSimplyleo: 10:23pm On Apr 13, 2020
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Simplyleo:
Oya, make una come show Buhari and his fulani herdsmen the full length of your tongues. grin

As in, since Buhari no gree give every Nigerian N1 million because of COVID 19, criminals can increase their activities.

Yes, gej or athifku would have shared at least N10 million to each Nigerian by now. undecided
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