₦airaland Forum

Many a times some Nigerian men resort to subjecting
their wives or girl friend or fiance into physical
torture which could lead to either party being
humiliated with punches. For the purpose of ensuring
a free domestic violence, men should try as much as
possible to try all these tactics especially when
woman you have as wife, girl friend or fiance are the
nagging type.

1: REFUSE TO EAT FOOD COOKED BY HER: This is
the most powerful punishment you could give a
woman especially when she is a nagging type or may
be when you have also caught her in the act. When
you discovered that your only woman you cherish
most is cheating on you and you caught her in any
act, kindly or quietly avoid eating her food. I promise
you, she must be forced to beg you.

2: ALWAYS GO HOME LATE AND LEAVE EARLY:
Every woman needs attention no matter hard she
may prove. Every woman needs someone to hear
from her because they always have a lot of things
bothering their mind, and the best way to ease the
load is by having someone to talk to. When a woman
is silent , a million thought is in her mind. Instead of
punishing her by inflicting physical torture on her,
make sure you don't go home on time.

3: ALWAYS SLEEP IN THE PARLOUR: Women body is
always allergic to cold especially in this rainy season
that she needs someone to cuddle her in the night. A
lot of things go on in the night and that's why women
value their night more than day. When you caught
your wife in a wrong manner, instead of beating her,
kindly go home and show your talent. As soon as you
come back, just go to the parlour and put on the
cable. If she says hunny is time for bed, tell her that
you would like to watch one program or movie. You
may decide to sleep from there. Remember that you
can use this for minor offenses.

5: REFUSE TO GO TO CHURCH TOGETHER: Another
way you can resort to punishing a woman is by
leaving her behind when going to church. A woman
love to be walked with especially to complement her
Union. When you caught her in that secret act, let
her conscience judge her by doing your things your
own way.

6: DON'T COMPLEMENT HER : Every woman after
looking herself through the artificial mirror, there is
more powerful mirror she needs most and that is the
appreciation of her beauty by her husband. In fact,
every woman appreciate any little complement you
offer to them as far as their hair or dressing look
nice. The best thing to do is to withdraw the
previous complement that makes her feel as a
complete woman and see how her reaction will be.

7: DON'T PICK HER CALL ALWAYS AND DON'T
SPEND TIME ON HER CALL: I know that she actually
belong to you but another way of forcing her to ask
for your blessings is when she began to worry what
might have caused her husband, fiance or boyfriend's
strange behaviours. When you continue to show her
how busy you are, then keep one eye open for the
NUMBER 4 because Association of Home Breakers
are watching you.

This is based on personal experience and also
subject to criticism and more rational opinion.

Many a times some Nigerian men resort to subjecting their wives or girl friend or fiance into physical torture which could lead to either party being humiliated with punches. For the purpose of ensuring a free domestic violence, men should try as much as possible to try all these tactics especially when woman you have as wife, girl friend or fiance are the nagging type.

1: REFUSE TO EAT FOOD COOKED BY HER: This is the most powerful punishment you could give a woman especially when she is a nagging type or may be when you have also caught her in the act. When you discovered that your only woman you cherish most is cheating on you and you caught her in any act, kindly or quietly avoid eating her food. I promise you, she must be forced to beg you.

2: ALWAYS GO HOME LATE AND LEAVE EARLY: Every woman needs attention no matter hard she may prove. Every woman needs someone to hear from her because they always have a lot of things bothering their mind, and the best way to ease the load is by having someone to talk to. When a woman is silent , a million thought is in her mind. Instead of punishing her by inflicting physical torture on her, make sure you don't go home on time.

3: ALWAYS SLEEP IN THE PARLOUR: Women body is always allergic to cold especially in this rainy season that she needs someone to cuddle her in the night. A lot of things go on in the night and that's why women value their night more than day. When you caught your wife in a wrong manner, instead of beating her, kindly go home and show your talent. As soon as you come back, just go to the parlour and put on the cable. If she says hunny is time for bed, tell her that you would like to watch one program or movie. You may decide to sleep from there. Remember that you can use this for minor offenses.

5: REFUSE TO GO TO CHURCH TOGETHER: Another way you can resort to punishing a woman is by leaving her behind when going to church. A woman love to be walked with especially to complement her Union. When you caught her in that secret act, let her conscience judge her by doing your things your own way.

6: DON'T COMPLEMENT HER : Every woman after looking herself through the artificial mirror, there is more powerful mirror she needs most and that is the appreciation of her beauty by her husband. In fact, every woman appreciate any little complement you offer to them as far as their hair or dressing look nice. The best thing to do is to withdraw the previous complement that makes her feel as a complete woman and see how her reaction will be.

7: DON'T PICK HER CALL ALWAYS AND DON'T SPEND TIME ON HER CALL: I know that she actually belong to you but another way of forcing her to ask for your blessings is when she began to worry what might have caused her husband, fiance or boyfriend's strange behaviours. When you continue to show her how busy you are, then keep one eye open for the NUMBER 4 because Association of Home Breakers are watching you.

This is based on personal experience and also subject to criticism and more rational opinion.

I think say na only Buhari invented this o

We shall get there gradually

Sick people!!!

Where una dey when he dey bombard GEJ?
Seems you guys have lost your mission and vision.

Na wetin una fit do self?

Free him abeg and concentrate on your aimless dream

Hit like if you believe in this man and share if you disagree

In

Yoruba guys fine pass Igbo guys. But Igbo girls fine past Yoruba girls. 100% tested and trusted.

Dooms day

Maga!!!

Some women love lies more than truth

Sorry for the pains it might have caused you.

Congrats

Jokers!!!

Has FG done the needful?
Confused government

Useless country. I hate these Leaders.

Ignorance is a disease!!!

Be you an Atheist or Theist , the most important thing is morality.

Is high time we separate religion from existentialism and materialism

Evil that men does lives with them.

Religious leaders don dey deceive their followers since time immemorial.

nice write up

Where are Lagos or PortHarcout centers

I will GOVERNMENT REGIME

Mek una dey fool una self with fake promises.

Red beret man and lie be like ........

End time woman

She really needs holy coboko

Kenya, I hail thee

There was tension this morning at St Joseph Catholic Church Igbo- Etche over decision by the Parish Priest to dissolve all the Catholic Women Organization executives.
According to a reliable source in the parish, a priest who was newly posted down to the place December last year has continued to develop the church so immensely. The priest is a very hardworking man of God who have brought so much development to the church and that's why he is so much loved by all.
As a popular saying goes, that no matter how kind one becomes, you must have haters.

The priest after observing some ugly things going among the CWO, he decided to dissolve the entire executive and appointed care taker committee pending when the new elections are conducted.

The CWO President who hails from Imo State decided to take it personal by asking the court to order a summon asking the Priest to reinstate his decision abinitio. A controversial woman who is a business woman also went extra mile of reporting the priest to the diocese and after a meeting that was held among CWO, the matter became more controversial.

As the matter progresses, the priest was asked to step aside so that new parish will be given to him but the parishioners on hearing this insisted that the priest must not go anywhere because of rational decision he took as the spiritual head of the church.

Now the church is closed pending when the whole issue is totally resolved. But for now , parishioners are very angry because of this Jezebel woman from Imo State have turned church into personal affairs.

Just saw this on Lihad Nairaland page and decided to share it. According to him, it was his friend that got the invitation.

My question is, I thought Nigeria Custom Service once debunked the rumour going around online about this same recruitment. Why is this people taking us for granted like this?

Buhari, but why? Nigerian youths trusted you as a good leader. Why allowing all these mess happen in your holy administration.

For quiet sometime now I have been following people comments on matters bothering on individual social orientation. Before you crucify me, I want to state in a very term that am not a lesbian or gay, but most times, when people comment bitterly against this social orientated group of people I begin to ask who appointed us judge over one another.
The bitter truth is that we as individual have our various flaws in which if made public might not augur well with our reputations. The point is that society as a whole is full of inequality and contradictions and no matter how you pretend God is watching us individually.
I was told the last time I checked the meaning of marriage that it is a union of two or more people that creates a family tie and carries legal and/or social rights and responsibilities. So, in as much as is a union of two or more people, I see no reason why we should develop such hatred on this people bearing in mind that marriage is not only for procreation. As a result of this, i see no reason why we should blame people for making their choice of life.
Most times you and I out of error criticize people we know are better than us in our everyday lives. They help their members a lot. These set of mature minded individuals who always mind their business and get attracted to one another can do anything possible to protect the interest of their group. For instance, many highly placed individuals in the society belong to this group due to commonalities shared by them. Most of your so called pastors and highly respected celebrities and religious leaders are agents of this group.
For crying out loud anytime you see a gay or lesbian fall in love or get married to one another, it may not necessarily be for sexual reason alone. It may be because of unique quality such individual possesses or how such individual bring success to the same sex. There are certain people that are naturally funny, accommodating, hardworking, very popular, rich , connected etc which an individual may be attracted to tie union with. It baffles me how we have failed to see the positive aspect of this set of people. Just like as I said before, am not a lesbian or gay but people should not be so quick in condemning this people because we all have our weaknesses. Marriage is just a deep understanding between two or more people who understand each others strength and weaknesses and is ready to support one another in all term. I have studied some of these people and have discovered they have a very caring heart and never ready to hurt people. They always mind their businesses and that's why you hardly notice them. Everyday, the number of gays and lesbians increases in our various campuses but one thing I like them is just the way they mind their businesses. The truth is that we can't control it again because is everywhere you go. The rate at which it is increasing daily has gone beyond what you and I can comprehend.
My people, if am asked, if to chose between a woman that have had one abortion and a lesbian/gay who only satisfy her/himself with his colleague and as well help the less privilege in the society, I would gladly go for the latter.

That's why Jesus warned in the new testament that if there is any of you that have not committed sin before should first of all throw a stone on the culprit. We should learn how to live in peace and harmony and avoid any form of discrimination that could cause extreme hatred on one another because judgement day awaits all of us.


Lala.......

MrHenshaw:
Olympics committee should sanction both them and their countries because d are practically telling countries that are yet to believe in LBTH to do so.From what is happening now i am going to address d issue tru d media very soon except d IOC tells us henceforth how to manage the Parental Guide Viewing Control except de are saying Olympics is not for children.I don't care what and how de do their activities but not in d public..

What's this one saying?

Canme4u:
Is Nairaland conciously or unconciously promoting gay-ism and lezibialism?

The last time I check, Nigeria constitution frown against this illicit acts as it is against our culture and this news is of no benifit to us. The question is, of what purpose is this thread on F.P.?
Come to think of it, there was a thread where someone brought to our notice how DSTV has been feeding our kids mind and sight with GAY CARTOON documentary.

So many kids visits Nairaland on daily basis. Are we not
an hypocrite when we condem dstv for doing same thing NL is doing?
Is all NAIRALAND care about is trafic and adverts? There are many frontpage worlthy thread out there not this useless thread.

Shallom

Must you comment. Is not by force nah
Bad belle people everywhere.

Congrats to the new couple

ok

Some people are wrongly brainwashed into subscribing to the belief that when one bend down and spy in between one's leg in the market that he/she will instantly get spiritual attack.
Please, to be sincere, how true is that?

Rip

we tap into this testimony in Jesus name. Amen.