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I no talk am? He wan go disgrace us in the committee of Nations.

This Big grass cutter was killed by my neighbour in his cassava farm today.

I decided to bring it to our snake and bush meat Director in the House in the person of Honourable lalasicala to come over to the High table!!!

Any Passer by crew like me ?

Endurance and prayers can do a lot of wonders.
Congrats !!!!!

NO AGAIN!!!!

Is that not popular Second Agric BRT terminal?

Oh! God
Okada and Impatient are like.........butter and bread

RIP!!!

That's good

Thanks

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I was going through my younger sister's facebook chat that she brought to me and was shocked to see how bad economy has turned some people.

We know that country is hard but people should not turn to enemy to one another because of economic conditions in the country.

may God protect his people in this period

Good harvest

South West na land of Hope

Na true talk

I concur

See how una take spend una xmas

I have never believed on that term CHIBOK.

SCAM EVERYWHERE

Nigeria I hail thee

Wetin people with complete body no fit do, this people are doing it.

Hope Mr. red barret man go see something good on this.

Congrats!!!

yorubasmustprosper:
I will certainly make you eat all of this your trash....
You unholy child!

unholy child bawo?
explanation ni e koti yemi rara

nebo ni gbe twitter chat ni?

Lol !!!
Ogbologbo ni omo ni OP.

Nebo ni gbe orïe torin olowu?

Lala.... come and see money

prettystella:
A family friend contacted me and gave me the contact of the so called Nigeria Peace Corps coordinator in Anambra and I was asked to pay 40k for training and that I should do it fast because they are already concluding.
I DONT know whether to go on.
Is the Peace Corps real? I am being skeptical.

Run

Yahoo boys no fit put their real identity for you nah.

Even they usually go with alias which Colleagues always call them.The account used in collecting money is always an account of non close friends account details. Even, the person that will withdraw the money might not be them but they might be around to collect the dough.

This set of people are so smart that they understand the system more than us.

It's only fate that will catch up with them one day.

hit like if you didn't read the story like me

cute

great

GodIsBastard:
we should pray Nigeria to be like Japan while Japanese don't pray and they don't believe in stupid God

God is not your mate my brother. Always use right word for your creator.
Hope my advice is copied loud and clear.
.Thanks.

Today, I decided to worship in one church and was happy to hear this bold step taken by religious leaders on the worsening situation in Nigeria. I wish other churches and religion organizations can emulate this.

Father in Heaven, you always provide for all your creatures so that all may live as you have willed. You have blessed our country Nigeria with rich human and natural resources to be used to your honour and glory and for the well being of every Nigerian.
We are deeply sorry for the wrong use of these your gifts and blessings through acts of injustice, bribery and corruption, as a result of which many of our youths and people are hungry, sick,ignorant and defenceless.
Father, you alone can heal us and our nation out of this sickness. We beg you, touch our lives and the lives of our leaders and the lives of our leaders and people so that we may all REALISE THE EVIL OF BRIBERY AND CORRUPTION AND WORK HARD TO ELIMINATE IT. Raise for us God fearing people and leaders who care for us and who will lead us in the path of peace,prosperity and progress. We asked this through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen

EfemenaXY:
Lol! Those antics are so childish and work only on illiterates.

Have you considered that doing all of the above would after sometime harden the woman?

@OP: abeg grow up.

Another nagging woman cited
By their fruit we shall know them.

Lol
"abeg grow up."
it pain am but that's reality

warriiboguy:
If she hits or slap you, just walk out on her. So simple

Just play in her conscience and leave her running back with apology.

warriiboguy:
If she hits or slap you, just walk out on her. So simple

Just play in her conscience and leave her running back with apology.

Many a times some Nigerian men resort to subjecting
their wives or girl friend or fiance into physical
torture which could lead to either party being
humiliated with punches. For the purpose of ensuring
a free domestic violence, men should try as much as
possible to try all these tactics especially when
woman you have as wife, girl friend or fiance are the
nagging type.

1: REFUSE TO EAT FOOD COOKED BY HER: This is
the most powerful punishment you could give a
woman especially when she is a nagging type or may
be when you have also caught her in the act. When
you discovered that your only woman you cherish
most is cheating on you and you caught her in any
act, kindly or quietly avoid eating her food. I promise
you, she must be forced to beg you.

2: ALWAYS GO HOME LATE AND LEAVE EARLY:
Every woman needs attention no matter hard she
may prove. Every woman needs someone to hear
from her because they always have a lot of things
bothering their mind, and the best way to ease the
load is by having someone to talk to. When a woman
is silent , a million thought is in her mind. Instead of
punishing her by inflicting physical torture on her,
make sure you don't go home on time.

3: ALWAYS SLEEP IN THE PARLOUR: Women body is
always allergic to cold especially in this rainy season
that she needs someone to cuddle her in the night. A
lot of things go on in the night and that's why women
value their night more than day. When you caught
your wife in a wrong manner, instead of beating her,
kindly go home and show your talent. As soon as you
come back, just go to the parlour and put on the
cable. If she says hunny is time for bed, tell her that
you would like to watch one program or movie. You
may decide to sleep from there. Remember that you
can use this for minor offenses.

5: REFUSE TO GO TO CHURCH TOGETHER: Another
way you can resort to punishing a woman is by
leaving her behind when going to church. A woman
love to be walked with especially to complement her
Union. When you caught her in that secret act, let
her conscience judge her by doing your things your
own way.

6: DON'T COMPLEMENT HER : Every woman after
looking herself through the artificial mirror, there is
more powerful mirror she needs most and that is the
appreciation of her beauty by her husband. In fact,
every woman appreciate any little complement you
offer to them as far as their hair or dressing look
nice. The best thing to do is to withdraw the
previous complement that makes her feel as a
complete woman and see how her reaction will be.

7: DON'T PICK HER CALL ALWAYS AND DON'T
SPEND TIME ON HER CALL: I know that she actually
belong to you but another way of forcing her to ask
for your blessings is when she began to worry what
might have caused her husband, fiance or boyfriend's
strange behaviours. When you continue to show her
how busy you are, then keep one eye open for the
NUMBER 4 because Association of Home Breakers
are watching you.

This is based on personal experience and also
subject to criticism and more rational opinion.

Many a times some Nigerian men resort to subjecting their wives or girl friend or fiance into physical torture which could lead to either party being humiliated with punches. For the purpose of ensuring a free domestic violence, men should try as much as possible to try all these tactics especially when woman you have as wife, girl friend or fiance are the nagging type.

1: REFUSE TO EAT FOOD COOKED BY HER: This is the most powerful punishment you could give a woman especially when she is a nagging type or may be when you have also caught her in the act. When you discovered that your only woman you cherish most is cheating on you and you caught her in any act, kindly or quietly avoid eating her food. I promise you, she must be forced to beg you.

2: ALWAYS GO HOME LATE AND LEAVE EARLY: Every woman needs attention no matter hard she may prove. Every woman needs someone to hear from her because they always have a lot of things bothering their mind, and the best way to ease the load is by having someone to talk to. When a woman is silent , a million thought is in her mind. Instead of punishing her by inflicting physical torture on her, make sure you don't go home on time.

3: ALWAYS SLEEP IN THE PARLOUR: Women body is always allergic to cold especially in this rainy season that she needs someone to cuddle her in the night. A lot of things go on in the night and that's why women value their night more than day. When you caught your wife in a wrong manner, instead of beating her, kindly go home and show your talent. As soon as you come back, just go to the parlour and put on the cable. If she says hunny is time for bed, tell her that you would like to watch one program or movie. You may decide to sleep from there. Remember that you can use this for minor offenses.

5: REFUSE TO GO TO CHURCH TOGETHER: Another way you can resort to punishing a woman is by leaving her behind when going to church. A woman love to be walked with especially to complement her Union. When you caught her in that secret act, let her conscience judge her by doing your things your own way.

6: DON'T COMPLEMENT HER : Every woman after looking herself through the artificial mirror, there is more powerful mirror she needs most and that is the appreciation of her beauty by her husband. In fact, every woman appreciate any little complement you offer to them as far as their hair or dressing look nice. The best thing to do is to withdraw the previous complement that makes her feel as a complete woman and see how her reaction will be.

7: DON'T PICK HER CALL ALWAYS AND DON'T SPEND TIME ON HER CALL: I know that she actually belong to you but another way of forcing her to ask for your blessings is when she began to worry what might have caused her husband, fiance or boyfriend's strange behaviours. When you continue to show her how busy you are, then keep one eye open for the NUMBER 4 because Association of Home Breakers are watching you.

This is based on personal experience and also subject to criticism and more rational opinion.

I think say na only Buhari invented this o

We shall get there gradually