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Nice.

May God bless your home

Onegai:
The things you learn on Nairaland...

How do you even KNOW all this stuff

Lol

The streets of Lagos is the best teacher. You can rent a family(parents, siblings, aunts and uncles, nephews and nieces) or village for wedding, funeral, court case or trouble, it's all about the kudi.

@Thorpido, Welldone and God bless.

What does she need money for?

Nothing but laziness, vain ego and sense of entitlement is wrong with the OP.

She emailed me threatening to kill herself if we don't give her money today which I promptly told her to go ahead please as I'm sure I owe her nothing.

Her mom will definitely take care of the baby when and if she puts to bed. She got her a nanny, she won't turn her back on her when she delivers.

OP, prolly needs money to flex, buy new stuff or travel out of the country.

She just have to grow up and take charge of her life. She doesn't need money nor is starving.

Interesting turn out of events.

I dey my corner dey look. . .

Interesting. . .

AntiIPOOP:
And the wailing continues




6 days to go for our dilector to reach 1 year in jail

I couldn't help but LOL. Y'all here (Igbos and afonjas)have fun ways of being silly.

@Topic, who rigs elections on credit? If na me, shishi I no go pay. Mumu people.

Story's likely fake sef.

Why is your partner not working?

Times are tough for everyone. Do you have any handiwork? This is the time to put it in use. It is well.

I could hire you for a day if you are a tiller and based in Lagos(location: Island)

Do you have a mother figure in your life? If yes, tell her you want her to be your mother on your day. No big deal.

I have stood in for a handful of ladies who were brought up in orphanage homes during their marriages. Heck, some people do it as business. If you are so bothered you can go to ikoyi registry and rent-a-mom with 3 or 4 aunts to boot. They will come in ashoebi of any colour, steal the show sef and everyone will be happy.

Lovely!

Nothing compares to growing your gray hairs, wrinkles, saggy b00bs and balls together.

Dem folks that marry their ancestors for any reason dey try abeg.

MizMyColi:
You know sometimes we just help people, not because we are so sure of their story, but because we feel a need to...false or not....because they need it, the money I mean....for whatever purpose and intent.

Good for you.

When I want to "just" help without questioning intent and purpose, I look at my immediate environment ;that hardworking but poor family struggling to survive, disabled beggars etc.

Giving to lazy people who come online to churn out long tales in the comfort of their bedroom and free data is not help but enabling and rewarding laziness and lying. We need to be clear about that.

At the end of the day, it's YOUR money and you give as you are led.

Anyone believe a judge of all people can keep 300M raw cash in his house in 2016?

I marvel at how supposed educated people on this forum reason sha.

Even a yahoo boy knows how to make money become untraceable, disappear much more a learned Judge.

Btw, I thought they said the money was found in.theri bank accounts with the aid of BVN? They should make up their minds with this propaganda already.

In time, the truth shall be revealed.

I can't wait.

Foodie for lyfe

@gcsllc, hope there would be swallow(s) with assorted Naija soups and it's siblings ie brokoto,panla, shaki, liver, r/about,charcoal roasted tilapia.

Hmmmn

MizMyColi:
I have sent all the info I think is necessary to ifyalways.
She is not online at the moment. I can send to you via email if it is Okay by you.

Seen and replied your email.

Like Onegai pointed out, nothing in the convo with her thus far, just watery emotional sermon with no substance from her ends.

I'm expecting her email when she finally gets online and emails me with REAL answers.

This was the very thread I was looking for yesterday.

This is NOT true.

OP take note

Don't think there's any ban as I just got a two weeks tourist visa for someone.

The only new twist is that once your visa is out, you must travel within the next 14 days or it expires.

Onegai:
Okay then. I'll step back, let's see how things unfold.

Why na?

@OP, if you are for real and your story is TRUE ( no garnishing) I will meet you and I will help you.

First email me your passport data page and ante natal cards before we meet. Please if you know you ain't real just ignore my offer cos if you waste my time, I will mess you up.

Email: ifyalways@gmail.com

I understand you perfectly and I'm 100% sure she has a bank account if not accounts with different banks.
She probably doesn't want to post it here.

I don't even "think" she's preggie, probably a runs girl looking for cheap and fast money to get an iPhone, money to travel,money to give a man sef OR an ex-runs girl who genuinely wants to start a new life. I pray it's the latter even though common Naija Street sense in me is doubtful.

Onegai:
Person lived in and out of Nigeria, Yoruba geh for that matter, does not have bank account. Okay o. I'm sure she's pregnant (because she was checking out Pregnancy thread in health section and her friend called her there), but that she didn't realise she could have offloaded her tecno tab and her power bank and it would have been enough for paying for antenatal at a govt hospital (and that lack of knowledge is coming from someone who was asking about immunizations on Newborn thread in health section over a year ago, so she hangs out there and has access to a lot of valid info about how much it is to get a card there), well, okay o. Discard the instinctive emotional response and ask yourself "how logical is this", then see why I vexed here.

Ranchhoddas:
I don't know why people find it difficult to reason this way. People just think that because the OP needs help she should throw every modicum of privacy away. Na wa for some ''helpers'' self!!

When you claim to be totally broke with no family or friends to help, hungry with a child to care for and one on the way, there is nothing bad, shameful in putting out your name and account number for help.

It's only bad and embarrassing for people who have means but decide to come online and spin tales.

Folks go to TB Joshua, get televised just to get help because they need it. No employer would turn down a qualified applicant because a quick search of his or her name online showed he once begged online to pay for the final year school fees.

Onegai:
Please let her send it to me, I will take her to GH Igando myself to register for antenatal. This is not about any questionable past or me judging her morality, this is about genuine need. Everybody needs money but don't claim what you are not.

Amen!

Keeping fingers crossed now. Let's just hope the OP will not disappear now as this is the hardest part. New twists and excuses to the initial story will start springing up.

cutieme:
@,ifyalways,please what business can u recommend?

I've said it before now. For a woman:
Restaurant, Naija Food and small chops.

Ship handler @ ports. You need to work under someone to gain the experience.

Naija foodstuff business. Eg raw egusi, yam, noodles, etc

If you are educated and bi-lingual ie can speak French then you can get a job in the banks, travel industry .

Honestly, I'm not sure Abidjan is a place for a single lady to go for business as there are very limited businesses you can do. If you have a brother in spare parts or used clothes line, you can team up with him and travel together. He handles the importing and smuggling in goods part, you handle sales.

Are you people living in the moon or just not travelling in recent times hence the surprise at the exchange rates?

1000 ngn has for over one year now been LESS than 9 GHC. It's always hovering btw 7.5 and 8.9 GHC.

Looking. . .

desdichando:
Cc ifyalways
This babe has been pouring her frustration in nairaland by cursing out and abusing guys especially me..plus pray for her

You know you are so full of crap and can pass for a toilet.

Never knew our yesterday's tete-a-tet crushed your tiny boy balls reason you've been climaxing with my username, sorry. Cry baby.

Pidggin:
They will only see what they want to see, leave them to wallow in their folly

My dear. It was on this very nld I read a reported direct press release by the DSS boss quoting millions in foreign currency allegedly recovered from the judges homes.

It's amazing how the story changed this morning and as usual the "followers with brains" are swallowing it all without asking questions.

Dunno how we got here.

desdichando:
Whor.e of Babylon

Poppygook!!!

Is that your mother or your cumbucket?

nasonaso:


Always saying you are old whereas u never reach 90.

BTW she is a beautiful woman. Hope family is good.

But I'm proudly old na. Grannie of beautiful kids and soon, Insha Allah, a great grand mother.

We are all good, thank you. Pushing it slow and steady in this kurukere economy.

Onegai:
Shockingly, that was not the worst thing said to me that day by a married guy. 'twas scary, the desperation the married guys were using to pursue the single ladies.

I can imagine. I've once had a married priest "attempt" to tell me trash right in his office with the Secretary next door.

I switched to my high pitched "idumota voice" to ask him to explain his "parable" in clear terms and he quickly ushered me out of his office after using hand signs to beg me to lower my voice unsuccessfully.

It's a shame what marriage has been reduced to. Some married men are worst than single guys.

JBUZZ:
Abeg help me ask dem o!
If the DSS counted $2M in the judge's house, how is it possible for Wike and his "thugs" (as the claim) to take away "the money".

Lies always have many loopholes

This is obviously a comedy series in as much as I want this so called corruption fight to be real.

Sadly, I know this is mere noise that will be swept under the carpet soon.

When I read they recovered millions of usd from the house Chief Judge of Rivers state, I just knew it's comedy time

Following the first report since this whole hullabaloo started, it was reported that thousands of pounds, millions of naira and usd was found in the house of the Chief Judge of Rivers

https://www.nairaland.com/3397103/why-raided-homes-some-judges#50046053.


Anyways, I'm watching keenly. Hope this would be followed up and concluded unlike the other cases of arrests, corruption that gets lost and forgotten in transmission.

jaybee3:
Perhaps the BVN led to the discovery of unexplainable wealth which didn't directly correlate with expected income of suspects and thus triggered the chain reaction that subsequently led to the discovery of more stashed raw cash

desdichando:
Ur father!!!cvnt

Just that monkey?! Try harder you beast of no parentage.