₦airaland Forum

Cry baby,cry me a river.
Do you need a bucket to help with the tears?
Fvcking m0ron.

Just so,you'll know,your grasp of Igbo language sucks.You are most probably,a slave of an outdated Igbo god.
Bloody twerp.I have your time,lets play.Bi polar swine.

Another MLM scheme ?
God help us.

No be only Rex consult.
Why you no add your usual P.O box 1804,ikeja?That box don knock ?
My brother job scams don't work on nld anymore.

Newly floated does not have a name?
You must be a learner.

Does the management organization have a name or address?

This training,is it free ?

bigyomite: The text msg is from there Branch @ keffi road, ikoyi, pls anyone got the same interview msg from mutual benefits which come up tommorow @ 9am?

wrong thread.
i have no idea,though.

Umunne m o nwere ihe di m nwute na-egbukwa m ariri n'obi m choro ikowatara unu maka na odi oke nkpa.A ga m ede ya n'igbo nani maka na o dighi nma nti ozo inu.Biko,unu nye m nti unu.

nkpuru ubochi ole n'ole gara aga,a na m epioghari na nld we huchata tiredi ebe otu nwata nwoke si na o na-acho onye ga etinye ya na line ahia ibu ogwu ike (ntu).A gara m elepuru ya anya gafee kama anya m huchatara aha ya,o bukwa onye Igbo.Ya mere ,m deturu contacti ya,mecha zigara ya ozi mail. E deghi m aha m na mail-u ahu,ya mere o maghi onye ya na ya na-akpa.

A juru m ya ajuju di iche iche gbasara ihe o choro ime,onye ebe obu,afo ole odi,ebe o bi,akara ekwe nti ya site na e-mail.O zakwara m ihe nile.Eziokwu bu na a juru m ya ihe nile ahu dika onye choro i nyere ya aka n'ihe o na-acho ie ibu ntu.

Nwatakiri ahu di afo iri abuo na abuo cry ma nwekwa obi ike . Di m anoghi nso ugbu a, e nweghikwa dimkpa toputere etopute no m nso m were ike igwa ka o nyere m aka duo nwatakiri a odu.O na ewute m nke ukwu maka na e nwere m umunne nwoke nokwa di same afo.Ihe a bukwa nwanne nmadu,kama o di probably misguided site n'aku na uba,peers pressure.etc

Biko,o nwere onye no ebe a nwere ike i nyere m aka,toziere ma gwa nwatakiri a okwu?duo ya ndumodu dika nwanne ya nwoke?A gaghi m etinye link tiredi ebe m matara nwata nwoke a kama a gwago m ya wepu contacti ya ebe ahu,under the guise na a gam enyere ya aka.

A naghikwa m acho onye ga-enye nwata nwoke a ego(maka ndi uta na asiri dookwa),ihe m choro a gwula nwoke nwere ike inye ya ezi ndumodu,gba ya ume ma kowara ya n'uzo a dighi ebe ahu anya ya di. I nwere ike i dere m akwukwo mail na aham na nld@gmail.com .(okwa unu ghotara)

Dalu nu.

toshmann: udi ihe n'agu ify a eekwa

nke ahu gbasara gi.
A di m single and free,ihe obula guru m now,i go chop oge adighi
[s]This trial marriage with darfur were the worst days of my e-life[/s] no action,only breeze.

Achi kee ife ilo?

I spoke with Emmanuel today and he was undergoing dialysis when i called . . so he said.
He is in my prayers and Gods healing would locate him.

Umunne m o nwere ihe di m nwute na-egbukwa m ariri n'obi m choro ikowatara unu maka na odi oke nkpa.A ga m ede ya n'igbo nani maka na o dighi nma nti ozo inu.Biko,unu nye m nti unu.

nkpuru ubochi ole n'ole gara aga,a na m epioghari na nld we huchata tiredi ebe otu nwata nwoke si na o na-acho onye ga etinye ya na line ahia ibu ogwu ike (ntu).A gara m elepuru ya anya gafee kama anya m huchatara aha ya,o bukwa onye Igbo.Ya mere ,m deturu contacti ya,mecha zigara ya ozi mail. E deghi m aha m na mail-u ahu,ya mere o maghi onye ya na ya na-akpa.

A juru m ya ajuju di iche iche gbasara ihe o choro ime,onye ebe obu,afo ole odi,ebe o bi,akara ekwe nti ya site na e-mail.O zakwara m ihe nile.Eziokwu bu na a juru m ya ihe nile ahu dika onye choro i nyere ya aka n'ihe o na-acho ie ibu ntu.

Nwatakiri ahu di afo iri abuo na abuo ma nwekwa obi ike . Di m anoghi nso ugbu a, e nweghikwa dimkpa toputere etopute no m nso m were ike igwa ka o nyere m aka duo nwatakiri a odu.O na ewute m nke ukwu maka na e nwere m umunne nwoke nokwa di same afo.Ihe a bukwa nwanne nmadu,kama o di probably misguided site n'aku na uba,peers pressure.etc

Biko,o nwere onye no ebe a nwere ike i nyere m aka,toziere ma gwa nwatakiri a okwu?duo ya ndumodu dika nwanne ya nwoke?A gaghi m etinye link tiredi ebe m matara nwata nwoke a kama a gwago m ya wepu contacti ya ebe ahu,under the guise na a gam enyere ya aka.

A naghikwa m acho onye ga-enye nwata nwoke a ego(maka ndi uta na asiri dookwa),ihe m choro a gwula nwoke nwere ike inye ya ezi ndumodu,gba ya ume ma kowara ya n'uzo a dighi ebe ahu anya ya di. I nwere ike i dere m akwukwo mail na aham na nld@gmail.com .(okwa unu ghotara)

Dalu nu

Is Patience Pregnant?

The 2 girls are OK but the boy,obviously needs not just a fitness instructor but a nutritionist too.He's so bloated.

Freiburger: lol, what's wrong with it if he commands you in the right direction?
I think these kind of command is not that military type as it sounds.

Everything is wrong with it.
I'm not a sheep that needs to be commanded no matter what and the good news here is that i got a great man that would never dream of commanding me.He leads and guides in love,i follow.Anything more than than would be met with fierce rebellion and opposition. QED

However,if anyone is OK with giving/receiving commands,good for them.My ship has sailed lonnnnng time ago.

Phew ! what a rant. Did you sleep through the service ?

Klinee: Africans is d cause of there problem,not only d leaders,d followers as well.we over depend outside which is affecting us now.we will never get it write until we start thinking inwardly.

I agree.

Mad Cow: Ndi Umunne na Umu Nna, Anam ekene kwa o!!

Ya gazie.
Kedu maka odozi aku ? aha gi a na-ato m amu oge obuna m huru ya. efi ara .

adabeke12: hey mba ohh. a bum agadi agbobia oh. afo m wu iri abuo.

First of all,go down low.
In other words,i bu agadi-nwanyi-baby

Gi na Blackpikin bu perfect match.hahaha

tchidi: They are recruiting... No one hijacked d site. The warning was because people where claiming to help NIMC to recruit, so they want u to know that they'll do d recruitment themselves.
I called the abuja branch yesterday and they said they were d ones who sent the text.
Besides, if its fake, 24hours is enough for dem to come out and make an official statement.

Good to know.

why should my husband command me ? Are we playing around with words or do we really mean it?
Command = bark orders

Some men are control freaks hiding under the umbrella of Islam or religion and sometimes culture.I can only pity women who get entangled to such men.

G is for GNLD.
Una welldone

what is Fatilizer?

My Bonny,lets go there

Port-harcourt beautician
http://port-harcourt./use-gnld-product-and-stay-healthy-iid-471300883

Abuja Fertilizer
http://wuse-ii./gnld-new-fertilizer-for-fish-farming-iid-473417253

Say it as it is,you have no JOB anywhere.You are just a GNLD hawker.

who's gonna finance your PHD quest? and is it going to be here in Nigeria?
Perhaps,you can work a bit for maybe a year,gain some experience and study the terrain here before advancing for PHD.
Some questions though :
How much will the doctoral degree cost and how much would you earn after obtaining it? Is the outcome worth the cost?

Will earning a doctoral degree offer a substantial benefit in your employment and advancement opportunities?

How far can your masters degree take you,career wise ?

All the best.

I went through the site and what i could deduct is that they are NOT recruiting currently but you can upload your CV at their site at any time.
Seems some people now hijacked the programme and their site possibly,and are inviting people for interview at Ilorin.
I could be wrong though,its all confusing

Good one but a male HND holder that is below 25 years in Nigeria ? dat one go be one longo-longo line

last timer: I am disappointed with this forum cos no one suggested anything to me.

lolx.
Don't be.Perhaps none of us have any information,have you thought it that way ? or would you rather be fed a wrong infor?

Ok,seriously,I weep for today's graduate and English grammar.Everyone hides behind "i am mobile and can't type much" and goes on with the horrible grammar.
English is a borrowed language but is also our lingua franca.No one is perfect but hiding your deficiencies by using text style writing wont help anyone.I'll rather make mistakes and be corrected.

Sumit or Summit is wrong in the context you used it @ OP,the right word is submit or submitted as its a past tense.
Forget der,use there.

Good luck in your test.

^Good questions.
@OP,giving us a mail address is not enough.Are you a recruiter or direct employer?Give us your name at least either ways.Anyone can put up an advert with an email address.

Any update besides counting the days ? No word from Nico ?

Esthertope: That said he has to eat b4 his six mths old baby eat,dt d only money wit him is 4 him nt d baby dt his own feeding is more important than that of the baby.pls is this man right.thanks

He believes the child is not his own.
He commands you to serve/cook his food while the baby is wailing and needs to be fed cerelac or what? whats the full story?

Hahahaha.
How did i miss this thread
The woonakedness of nlders .

That question really is for mr Aigbe to ask and I'm wondering why he's yet to ask that since yesterday

We can only be spectators and witnesses from henceforth, I guess.