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The mobile phone numbers are first instant give aways.

People get those stoopid messages because they leave their emails here anyone. Someone would just ask for your email address for some mysterious job and people drop it. They harvest the emails and CVS then send you those scam mails.

Thank you for being honest. A virtue that is scarce on this board.

What's the name of the supply chain?

Have you(and the lady) gone for STD tests yet ?

People don't actually have respect for the marriage institution. Nor regard for their husbands.

Keeping in touch with an ex to the extent that he has the nerves to send someone elses wife a bithday sms?

Is the ex so bored with his life that he still remembers her birthday?shouldn't he be celebrating his current babes birthday, fully occupied with her?is he reciprocating an earlier gesture, the so called wife started the birthday sms ish?

Is the wife lacking attention in her marriage? She have not been able to make new and healthy friends since her marriage?what could be special in ab ex to still keep contacts with?is the woman lacking self esteem and needs the ex to massage her ego?

I'm struggling to find 1 valid reason to still be "buddies" with an "ex" after marriage! For single girls I can understand: there's hope of reconcilation but for a married woman? One or both of them is missing the kpekus.

Btw, how would the birthday sms look. Like? Dear ex honey, happy birthday. You remember how we do it those days?is your husband doing any better bla bla . . .

Pulease!

Go go Falconets.

Jor, Jor oh.
I had to hang my amala halfway to digest this story.

Seems its food poisoning.
Autopsy please and fast .

Nkan mbe.

Got the sms too. And that was 2 days after I sent "an apple story" email to the la casera company on my sons insistence.

I almost thought my internet security has been breached and someone @ the company was working with the bad boys.

Deleted the message. Its scam obviously.

@Johnson, you write up was rather mixed up.

First, you effed up big time. Before you set out to a new country, do your investigations well. Ghanaians have been fucking Nigerians(and foreigners) up lately. Na dem dey chop people now, after suffering severely in the hands of our people.

I think I know that "driving school". My advise for you is to go to our embassy and report. Obanikoro was really helpful when he was the Nigerian diplomat @ Accra.

Ghana police won't arrest or prosecute their person for a Nigerian, an average Nigerian.

Kpele.

That was fast and commendable .

Welldone Mod. Saw the other one too.

Hehe. The 2nd poster is mad funny.

@blank, wonderful observation. Rofl

@topic, they've not made love for over 5 months but she's 5 months pregnant ?

who wrote this script?obviously not tchidi Chikere.

Ngwanu, OP and his siblings should stop their dad from remarrying then come report back to us! We dey here.

A full grown, gainfully employed man for that matter. You and your siblings even depend on him from occasional hand outs, he does not need your dime, he's not a burden to any one of you, we dey wait oh. Lol

When you separate sentiments from reality, when you throw away "self and societal expectations", you'll be able to accept and understand your dads needs and decision.

Even if he's been seeing the lady before your moms death?not good enough but you can't DO shyte to change that! You'll only complicate things for yourself, your dad and the family.

Is this battle worth fighting? No?
Y'all should be thinking of what to do with your lives now that sweet mom is not around instead of sniffing your dads boxers.

^ God bless you my brother.

Anyone sending his or her CV to that email knows s/he is on a "long thing".

This post puts Pyluve in "suspected scammers" list. Him and his adverts/ vacancies.

There is no "report to the mods" thread in this section?

Anyways, I think this thread should be deleted :

https://www.nairaland.com/1032107/waec-2012-12-witheld-result#11976748

When do you have time to hug, kiss and grab "your" husband when you are obviously in your friends house observing them style

Hope you won't go kiss, hug or grab your friends hubby as you "think" she aint doing it right ?

Could it be your "constant" presence that is stopping this couple from getting their groove on? Maybe you should just spend more time at your "own" home.

Goodmorning ! Nigeria.

Long story short, which e-book or wonder drug are you selling and for how much?

Its a joke. . . Sometimes its distasteful though.

The irony is that they do the opposite, dayokanu sleeps and wakes on the laps of an igbo woman,okija jujus sweetheart na Ogun state babe.

Go figure.

@omo ibo,ify is watching you on HD! Lolz.

Eze aroli, goodnews. Biko , Oge adiro.

Really?
My initial thoughts was that twas a town in Rivers state, now I know why.

Thanks.

So much for "cleaning" the wiki page . . .

Where is Ndoki?

When the sentence itself does not make sense, why should the translation not be bullshyte ?

What sort of Yinglish is "my mind, be strong? "

toshmann: too late. darfur ama'la udo

IFYNKWA

Back to sender Sent back by fire mail to Mbano via Umudibia
Tosh wepu anya na ahu mu Na Darfur.
Face ya Maria,Biko.

uto m Darfur , after you Na nobody.

Odenigbo busy with Nwa ada?okuko Igbo only
Omo ibo ya gazie.Anyi ri nma. A huru m onye yiri gi na Lekki.

@Topic,Otu Ocha = Mbano national anthem

Lol
Nne it seems you know something we don't know.