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Lovely

Is this the only child he has? How many times has he bonded or posted pictures of his other children?

Him and Tonto are major attention seekers

Hmmmmmn

Na real wao. Soon Nigerians will need visa to enter Ghana.

No surgery

Bitxzcheck:
He is a criminal, he scammed me

How

slizzyb:
Where OP oooo. Pls continue

He's now watching from the sidelines, sadly.

The cultists came back in disguise with preaching,juju arguments and all sorts of gimmicks to distract him just as he's about to get to the koko of the matter ; how to renounce.

Hediots were alakoba . Both preacher the have never created her own thread to preach prior now, and the m0rons arguing about jazz like theres no religion section to meet fellow knuckleheads.

SayNoTocultism please don't be deterred by the nonsence going on here. The thread is yours and you are the main and only actor. Come back and continue the story. . .

Whatever man. Tueh

Bitxzcheck:
He will soon scam you too na, so you your self will share the testimony on this trend

He asked you a legit question.

What did you try to buy from him or what service was he supposed to offer you ?

SammyShy:
Good afternoon nairalanders, please I am need of financial help. I am a final year student of a university in Ebonyi. For the past three months, my family has been having money issues and as a result they no longer send me money. I have been suffering intense hunger and this threatens my academic work. I know i should be strong and not resort to begging but I don't have many options. I am hungry typing this and also have a quiz on Monday in a course that the lecturer has mandated us to buy his textbook as a requisite for participating. The price is #3000









Please help me in any way you can
My account No is: 2208662406

And the bank name is Nairaland bank ba ?

Why can't they apply their five marital ying yang into their own lives and live happily ever after ?

Some of you are funny sha.

It's 2019 and you really expect me to come online and dish out full illegal immigration story ? I have told y'all A,B,C . . .Z.
Fill in the blank spaces or complete the story, anyhow you want it, in your head.

Just incase y'all didn't notice I did not mention US to the OP because that way don cast pata pata.

4mykids:
Thank you. I took a look at the Canada and Australia immigration and I must confess I was hoping on moving fast...possibly this year which I doubt is possible with the two above.
As I said earlier, even a favourable African country would do even if temporarily.
I will explore Rwanda and the others as advised

My dear, don't jump from frying pan to fire o.

If you are in a hurry to move then please, get busy online and start applying for jobs madly. Multinational NGO'S and companies especially.

It will be extremely difficult for you without a man + Nigerian passport to dabble into business in African countries. If you must relocate to any African country, ensure its via employment with a reputable company.

bukatyne:
There is a nice joint at Ologunfe B/stop Awoyaya.

Ahhh. Too far o. But thank, i will check it out any day I go to LFTZ

This is really sad. Too sad

SayNoTocultism, something for the weekend please. I really am looking forward to your post on how you renounced or exited and your advisory for people who wants to renounce ;practical steps to take.

Cheers

Goalnaldo:
This morning I got an interview invitation from Bristow.
The date for the interview is 18 June in ikeja. Now the challenge is I have not been to lagos before and I don't know anyone residing in ikeja. I stay in asaba, Delta State. Please any kind hearted nairalander willing to accommodate me.

Take either Chisco or Young shall grow mid-morning luxurious bus from Onitsha a day before the interview and make sure the bus will get to their Jibowu park so their staff will see you alight from their bus directly.

They usually arrive Lagos around 4-5pm. Ask the Manager and tell him you want to sleep in their garage. They have sleeper beds for rent for maybe 200 or 500 naira and also washrooms. Keep your credentials safe with the ticket sales People, hang around the park , sleep over, bath and go your interview next day. Return back , join their bus and go back to Asaba .

Very bland and unappealing and book cover.

nwanneni:
I can afford only a trip to cape Verde.
For the rest,I no know about that o.
You know say I still dey start life na
I for say make you give me like more 10 years for the rest but I no know if you will still be in shape by then

Nna biko go find your size in Romance section You want chop food for the gods and papas for Cape Verde .LMAO

Once a woman is trim and fit on her 40th birthday, lives and eat right, no carry man/husband matter for head like gala, she stays fit forever. I will be here come 2029.

@ Fannyswindler1,Sorry for derailing your thread. Hard to know if you are even serious. You can create this thread @ Job/Vacancies section, education section or contact Tehn to set up a small foundation in your name if you really not joking.
Cheers.

Happy for Ambo if true o.

Something to console him after Lagos disgrace .

ornicus:
Ifalways is late night suya paper

Hahahaha.

Thinking of it, late night suya paper is pretty useless. Shebi you can still read or glance through evening newspaper ba? Late night suya paper goes straight to the trash can.

Thank you Alhaji OBY

nwanneni:
I don't know why but the bolded got me laughing and thinking too.
Well like they say,the older the better.
At least you no go ask me for money to buy hair,cream,house rent,school fees and all other unnecessary billings so it's all good.abi you sef dey drop billing?

Solid billing o.

Choice vacation, landed properties, appointments, contacts and contracts. I just old, no be say I stopped being a woman ni

Ishilove:
I thought I saw 'hymen'.

Phew!

*wipes sweaty face*

Ishi, haaaaaa

I'm happy to see you around .

nwanneni:
so you want chop ifyalways?
You get mind o

Nwanneni you have been chasing away my e-suitors just because i refuse to be seduced by your strong biceps .


If I focus my old eyes on you , make out time for You, and handle you , you go confess.

What made Musiwa/Mapomeji a mad man? The power of cobwebed, aged, experienced Ask around

ornicus:
You are shocked? Sorry but why? If you have been following the stories in the media, the Trump administration wants only whites as immigrants. That attitude is is trickling down. No to people from shithole countries. The racism is going to be on your face from now on.

There was no immigration intent anywhere. . .

Just visit, take some of the grandkids (from UK) to Disneyland .The trip was gonna set them back by atleast $15K.

They have gotten over it sef planning on taking the grands somewhere else.

Sorry to your sister.

People should stop waiting/patronising/depending on men of God for vision, prayers and help. If she were not overly excited to hear prophesy or collect prayers, she wouldn't have been a victim.

Pray for yourself by yourself. God hears and will answer. You need no third party.

Looks like a man .

dukedom:
Really need a reliable agency for this if I can get one

The only agencies I know now only deals with Filipino helps but there are lots online, cannot vouch or any though.

There's no one you can hire from your paternal or maternal villages?

He go humble by force.

Who no go, no know

Fannyswindler, don't tease or angry moi.

My goons arrived and you changed hymn,why na

We must have that dinner date o and you must pay for me to look fine. I'm not a feminist biko.