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Crime › Re: Gorilla ‘swallows’ N6.8m In Kano Zoo by ifyalways(f): 6:08pm On Jun 14, 2019
No be to relocate to Kano, hunt down and kill all Gorillas at sight sure pass so ? cheesy

Very funny country.
Family › Re: Help A Single Mum With Ideas by ifyalways(f): 6:05pm On Jun 14, 2019
nwanneni:
Na wetin she tell you abi facts?lol
E no funny for that side ooo lol.
Especially "e zowe zowe" for onye ji umuazi cheesy
Jungle no funny at all for that side for people in her category o.
Nursing assistant certification(CNA) is no biggie,less than $1300 and it does not stop you from working while pursuing it.

If her children are like 8,9 years old,she will be fine. Some things will give way but it will pay off eventually for all of them.

If she migrates legally , it will be easier for her too.

No be wetin She tell me, have visited her in Chicago and seen things for myself,btw.
Crime › Re: Chetachi Onwume Rapes Hotel Worker Who Came To Serve Him Food In Abuja by ifyalways(f): 5:58pm On Jun 14, 2019
prince3009:
Can you please expatiate on how semen which dissolves almost immediately from semi-solid to pure liquid inside a vagina or even outside can be extracted and stored!

I await your candid response
Semen can be extracted even after 2days.

Swab through rapid stain identification to extract semen
DNA profile to determine if the accused is guilty of having sexual intercourse with the lady.
Family › Re: Help A Single Mum With Ideas by ifyalways(f): 5:38pm On Jun 14, 2019
How old are your children?

One of my ex-staff, a single mom to a Gorgeous 9 years old left for US with a tourist visa in April 2017 with her daughter. Her salary when she was with me was just about 100K and her highest educational qualification was an OND. She was living with her parents in the mainland, working in Lekki, abandoned by baby daddy, called "evening newspaper" by foolish young boys.

2 years in US , her daughter is in school free(I'm not encouraging illegal immigration though), she's gotten her nursing assistant certification, working in a home and schooling too(nursing degree). She has just bought a plot of land in her village for her parents. Keyword: village.

She's happier , has big dreams and full of life and so is her daughter.

Look into Canada, Australia. Don't leave your children behind for no relative if they are under 10 years, instead plan and wait for them to be 8 at least. If i were a single mom in this very harsh Nigeria, I'd migrate and start afresh too. Everybody deserves happiness.
Career › Re: Captain Segun Omole Retires After 40 Years Of Flying, Gets Celebrated (Pics) by ifyalways(f): 8:20pm On Jun 13, 2019
Delitefull:
Jolly Papa is Captain Najomo.

Great guy!
Over great guy.Thanks. Never knew his real name embarassed
Travel › Re: USA Visit Visa Part 4 by ifyalways(f): 8:18pm On Jun 13, 2019
Rimini:
Did you ask for the transcript, if you did, please share..
Oh and was it the usual "not enough ties to home country", also did they use an agent?
At that age and traveling history, using agents is not an option. One of their kids did everything.

The denial was generic "you are ineligible now yada yada". I still don't believe it. They've both held 2 previous US visas( first as students, the old type of visa and the last us visa was in early 2000) They never bothered to renew the last US visa but have been traveling thrice yearly to everywhere but US for the past 20 years.
Career › Re: Captain Segun Omole Retires After 40 Years Of Flying, Gets Celebrated (Pics) by ifyalways(f): 8:10pm On Jun 13, 2019
qeemus:
Jolly Papa never worked for Dana.
Did the write up specify its Dana or mad mention of any airline?
Crime › Re: Chetachi Onwume Rapes Hotel Worker Who Came To Serve Him Food In Abuja by ifyalways(f): 7:01pm On Jun 13, 2019
Hope your sister have gone to the hospital/taken pills to prevent pregnancy? Also store the " deposited" speerm properly,it's an invaluable piece of evidence.

I hope justice is served last last although I'm having this feeling that he case will be died once money changes hands.
Family › Re: Seeking To Adopt 2 Ladies As My Biological Children by ifyalways(f): 6:59pm On Jun 13, 2019
FannySwindler1:
Ifyalways. You identify as someone who is above the age criteria and as one who is not in any form of hardship.

You are hereby disqualified from making an application. But as a good will gesture, I will arrange for a lunch date with you and your three toddlers.
grin
I don't have any dress and hair for the date. Queenfav is my hair supplier so you contact her. Zaynie get my size for dress.

I'm in old age hardship cheesy
Career › Re: Captain Segun Omole Retires After 40 Years Of Flying, Gets Celebrated (Pics) by ifyalways(f): 6:48pm On Jun 13, 2019
itsMrIke:
No this is not Jolly Papa. Jolly Papa works with Arik Air, and he is still active. In fact he is flying tomorrow sef
Yeah. I know he's with Arik. The only reason I fly Arik local.

He makes flying in our corrupt cheesy , turbulent skies fun. Help me greet am
cool
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Top 10 "Menial Jobs" In Nigeria That Surprisingly Pay Well by ifyalways(f): 6:44pm On Jun 13, 2019
nwanneni:
no be the same tilers and mason weh we know again.
You come dey sound like na yahoo boys cheesy
The topic is about blue collar jobs. For that level, Tillers and masons dey make better pay, atleast for lekki ikoyi axis.

Those Togolese/Benin Rep boys working as masons /Tillers here na big men for dem country so they are balling . . .
Career › Re: Captain Segun Omole Retires After 40 Years Of Flying, Gets Celebrated (Pics) by ifyalways(f): 6:40pm On Jun 13, 2019
Is this Jolly Papa ?

Will surely miss him .
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Top 10 "Menial Jobs" In Nigeria That Surprisingly Pay Well by ifyalways(f): 3:32pm On Jun 13, 2019
Mason and Tillers.

They make mad, fast money.

While the average 9ja school boy dey beg online, waste his free time on SM, Togolese, Benin republic boys are busy making their cool Benjamin's. They make nothing less than 10K daily.
Travel › Re: USA Visit Visa Part 4 by ifyalways(f): 3:31pm On Jun 13, 2019
Omo, some friends of mine just got denied visas.

Profile :
Couple, retired from multinational establishments.
Children and grands all live in UK and Ireland
Over 50 years travel history. Their first US visas (they were both single then) was in the 70's.
They currently hold 10 years UK visas respectively amongst others.

To say I'm shocked is an understatement fa shocked
Travel › Re: GOkada's Water Transportation, GBoats Begins Operation And Its Affordable by ifyalways(f): 3:25pm On Jun 13, 2019
AutoReportNG:
Of course this can't be their only routes, being the first time, more routes will be added later on... I can't wait to see Ikorodu, Mile 2 and other places come on board... The stress these folks pass through daily is enough to kill
True.

Fingers crossed.
Business › Re: My Salesboy Is Eating My Money by ifyalways(f): 3:23pm On Jun 13, 2019
Instal ERP software on all your machines/games, no receipt, no game.

Everything stays ticketed. No room for pilfering.
Family › Re: Seeking To Adopt 2 Ladies As My Biological Children by ifyalways(f): 3:17pm On Jun 13, 2019
FannySwindler1:
Ifyalways. Send me a message on why I should adopt you. You should also be willing to live in my house as part of the eligibility.
Live in your house kwa? Hope it's big enough to accomodate me and three toddlers undecided

What's in it for me? Btw, got nothing to give you o. Booooobies are really humble, kpekus old and overrun by cobwebs. embarassed
Travel › Re: GOkada's Water Transportation, GBoats Begins Operation And Its Affordable by ifyalways(f): 3:13pm On Jun 13, 2019
The routes looks like a joke and if its aimed at reducing traffic its hilarious.

I expected to see ikorodu to VI, Ajah to VI etc .
Family › Re: LMAO! Boy Reveals What His Mum Did To His Hair Overnight (photo) by ifyalways(f): 3:03pm On Jun 13, 2019
She's saving you from SARS ni o.


Ungrateful shild cheesy
Family › Re: Wives And Career by ifyalways(f): 3:01pm On Jun 13, 2019
Mellowbandw:
Is it possible for a wife that submits to her husband to have a successful career?
The most abused word in Nigeria now once a male + female is involved= submission.

From the church to mosque to Sango shrine.

Yes it's possible for a career woman to submit to her spouse. It's also possible for s full time housewife to be rebellious, non-submissive and a feminist cheesy
Family › Re: Seeking To Adopt 2 Ladies As My Biological Children by ifyalways(f): 2:56pm On Jun 13, 2019
The baby mama with no strings attached no work out abi whats with this new levels?

Anyway, why not a grandma ? cry

I'm looking for who will adopt me and my summer holidays budget. Biko consider this grandma.
Crime › Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by ifyalways(f): 2:52pm On Jun 13, 2019
Please all the over-sabis should allow the OP share his story.

This thread is all about the dangers, life of a cultist/cultism, how to avoid cultists and how to renounce it.

It's not a place for endless arguments and show self.

The person making list of celebrities that are allegedly cultists, your point is what exactly huh
Business › Re: Lady Shares Her Experience At The ATM Which Had More Than 20 Guys by ifyalways(f): 9:16am On Jun 12, 2019
Why should she be excused when shes not pregnant , sick or carrying a child?

Those boys could are someones brothers/husbands, have things to do too just like her.

People like her will not give preference to the aged, pregnant women or kids.
Crime › Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by ifyalways(f): 9:08am On Jun 12, 2019
SayNoTocultism, more updates please.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Esther Passaris' Transparent Outfit: Refuses To Apologize "My Husband Bought It" by ifyalways(f): 8:47am On Jun 12, 2019
Hmmm

The occasion was wrong. I can see young boys and girls around her. She can wear her dress for her husband at home or on outings with adults.
Family › Re: Woman Gets Stuck In Children’s Toy Car, Cut Free With Bread Knife (video) by ifyalways(f): 8:46am On Jun 12, 2019
Hahaha cheesy
Family › Re: What Happens To Someone's Social Media Account When He's Dead? by ifyalways(f): 8:34am On Jun 12, 2019
naijaproper:
So this friend of mine died since last year and each time I log into my Facebook account and scroll through, I still see his account thereby remembering me his departure. Is it that even when you are long gone, your account on social media lives on? Or is there a way of eliminating such?
Unfriend him . Case closed.
Travel › Re: Deport Nigerians - South African Twitter Users Call For Mass Deportation by ifyalways(f): 7:47am On Jun 12, 2019
Afrophobic violence against black ‘outsiders’ has its roots in the system’s continuing, spectacular failure to deliver economic justice. . .they just have to blame someone and in this case, Nigerians.


Who consumes the drugs? The lady shyte-stirrer became blind to that question.
Crime › Re: How Can I Treat This Girls Fvckup? Serious Minds (photo) by ifyalways(f): 4:31pm On Jun 11, 2019
adetoroamos:
you no get home theatre for house. This is what i do for my students neighbor that use to make noise like dog, whenever there is light i play a very loud music and I won’t play Davido or wizkid for then to be enjoying it i will play K1 or ayefele
Hahaha

Craze dey this our Country, i swear. cheesy
Crime › Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by ifyalways(f): 9:13am On Jun 11, 2019
dfrost:
Ki lo de? Why you dey use this kain force dey look for the op? shocked angry
I find the stories interesting cheesy

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