₦airaland Forum

Andre Uweh:
A si na ndiocha abiaghi, anyi agaghi enwe oganihu di ka anyi nwere ugbua.

Ya mere,O buru na ndi ocha abiaghi,anyi gara inokwa na ochichiri rute ugbu a

[quote author=dell_net link=topic=620450.msg7894964#msg7894964 date=1299903942]You can do it with your palm facing you and it is meaningless but definitely do not try it with your palm facing another Nigerian however, if you wish to try it at your own risk with your palm facing another Nigerian make sure you gaze into the person's eyes while doing it. Be sure you are way stronger than the Nigerian and have achieved black belt in karate.[/quote]Okiez

Blu Malam:
Looking at a person from top to toe, then back up again. Even while smiling or innocently admiring the persons outfit

lol
I so loff this one.

Adeyemi002:
guru in house pls help me i dnwloaded antivirus kapersky on my fone nd it said my fone is nt support bt 2 my suprise my fone got restricted 4rm workin ,it reqestin 4 d unrestrictin code pls help me

Restricted how and by who?

Schoolgirl-look with beads 

Odunnu,Yaya de?
Ina ji hausa Kadan Kadan.
Ina ji bura so sei,baa turanchi .

LOL
I see almost all has been mentioned . . .what more can I add.

Cuteobi:
My mouth is beginning to water as i remember n[b]da leti[/b] @ owerri.i miss dat place die.AMUKWU i feel u

You know aka shimmy?There is another lady at erekwereonye by church street . . . .
Ehen,One Iya amala for Polo round about,Jos

Dayo,go knack ur head for wall.

^^Mi rove
How do u want it tonight?

Stumbled on this today and I was like

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-350701.0.html

^^M ga eyi gi egwu otu ubochi . . .very soon.

Koolchicco = Nyemaka Ngwa.

Youngies na Koolchicco . . .Unu abuo bu Nsi na ike na akpaghari.

Ebe o bula unu batara . . .O na eku 

I fail to see Rocha's connection with the Pastor's death 
Ohakim as a governor is a huge Joke.

echelon:
Ify:

I nwere ike I si na "ochi" na-ato gi. Jiri nke a gbanari ndi na-acho gi uka.

Ndi Igbo ji akara uda were na-egosi ihe di iche n'etiti okwu di iche iche a na-ede otu uzo.

Ndi Igbo kachaanu!!!

Imeela

[quote author=pres-elect link=topic=43635.msg7873281#msg7873281 date=1299613821]Ify na amu!!![/quote]

Goodluck

Angolobabe:
Hello Nairalanders,

Living in Nigeria and using Mobile phones ,do they have a programme in Nigeria where one can transfer there mobile credit in there phone to another phone ? if yes, can someone exchange that credit in mobile phone for money either via by bank or the mobile phone company?

Thanks.

Yeah they have . . .credit transfer, I mean

Money in exchange for credit . . .Yes,BUT im not sure if its done by banks or mobile phone company You can easily do it the black market way . . .sell 3K credit for 2K5 . . .students favorite.
You wud get better replies at the phones section.

Go back to that your first post,click on modify,go to browse and un-click the pic then click post reply.
It shld work 

Sorry but i can't do that without her permission either 
I would tell her abt this thread and hopefully she wud contact you . . .If she is interested.

Can u take down her pictures now

Johnnny:
Can you share the address with me PLEASE?

How so?
Type it here so the whole world wud stalk her?

javalove:
It means "IYA EEE" in yoruba . , or "WAKA" in hausa or "Your MAMA" in pidgin

It's a way of abusing som1's mum without saying a word



#Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .!

Oh I C.Thanks
All that stress just to cuss?

[quote author=dell_net link=topic=620450.msg7890772#msg7890772 date=1299845422]In Nigeria; stretch your arm,open your palm with your fingers far apart and about 60 degrees facing up.[/quote]What message wud that convey

Opelovely.
I have her address.

agabaI23:
The recipe there is suicide. Using curry to boil meat and then use tomato to prepare egusi. . . . method varies but I wonder how it will taste.

Some of the comments there sounded like mine anyway

Shattap
The only things i find awkward with that recipe is Thyme and Curry . . .well it could be stew-egusi
I use tomatoes for my egusi.

Sup people?This place is too cold . . .

TNA trying so hard to keep it REAL


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0p775UT5PM

Me likey the beautiful people though.

koolchicco:
Place your order. . .on me!

Okporoko a gworo with Ugba,enuff ose.
Washed down with mmai elu(up wine)

Fhemmmy:
http://www.africanfoods.co.uk/egusi.html

Check that out

Fhemmmy,longest time.Na here u come hide urself . . .
Ogbono and Kpomo no go kill u sha.

Mothers . . Most times
Daughters . . Some times.

1 month is toooooo early.Not possible to meet someone,study the person well enough and fall in love within a month.
Lust . . . maybe

megletters:
Dear Nlanders,
i would like to know if it is a must to have children when married?
Can't husband and wife find true happiness and fulfillment in their home/marriage without having children? i mean many FERTILE couples r deciding to be 'childfree', is this okay? pls, what do u guys think?

Ofcourse,its allowed and possible as long as Both parties are 100% comfortable with the arrangement.
I wud be giving it a try Constant action No bumps or 9mths go slow

misterh:
Barka Jumat to all muslims NLders. I pray to Allah to make us witness more of it on earth.

Amin.

Pity 2 onuku's who wud be silly enough as to fight cos of me . . .I wud so dump the 2 of them and move on with the next available dude.
rofl

@Ivynwa,babez not so fast,i got ur joke but unfortunately mine was lost on u.
who frowns face in becomrichs thread?Common,If not for anything my starting with "LOL" s+ys it all. . .
You obviously are not a becomrich fan else that batu,mapology and woman,aboki and thing line won't be lost on you.
Seriously,im cool with you and if u must know,the vacancy for which u earlier applied is hotcake;if u must be my PA/Otimkpu,devote time in studying my dear husband ideas,english and way of life(mapology)lol
Gbasapu iru gi biko,a buro m onye ara i were gi iwe over those comment.

Sagamite:
37 year old Kate Moss and 40 year old Naomi Campbell.

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/03/09/article-1364527-0D8A71E0000005DC-439_306x549.jpg [img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS1i4Yiy9edZWWQuZh-3N1lFx6urHAJfXBMPn2ph17AyhEj1H13[/img]

Just saying!

lol
Must be the effects of bills,diets and over exercising to remain a size 6 .They appear fit all tucked-in and pretty but when the clothes are off . . .all the extra flesh,flabby and shabby parts wud be made manifest.
@Topic,A with lil' modifications works for moi.

Lagosboy:
The first question simply means a nal s e x and that is another phenomenom amongst our holier than thou women nowadays here in the UK. The go sleeping around and taking it from the back preserving the front one and when they marry their husbands thinks he has an angel for a wife who is a "virgin".

In no mincing words a nal s e x is the only thing forbidden in islam when it comes to sexual matters as well as sex during mensturation. Aside these 2 things islam does not place restriction of any form on how we derive our sexual pleasures as long as it is with a legitimate partner.

And God knows best
^ Intensify the prayer well well

Phew.
I never could have guessed . . .that one is the height of deceit ooh.

debosky:
@ Nike

Report him to Muki for immediate action.

Mama-gee has re-started her posting of 'special' threads again this year? Wahala dey oh! 

lol
Why won't she when Ori eja(DK) is instead of concentrating on her,busy chasing everything that looks and smells like a woman.We all know it takes a Dayo to keep Mama gee calm and sane,Mukina and Jenny keeps her quiet. 

mutter:
Some women stay with their abusive husbands because they cannot afford to leave him.
It is easy to advise leaving such a man but one has to be in those shoes to know how it feels. Imagine taking a child from financial stability into poverty. Not being able to afford food, education, healthcare etc. Many women will just tend to believe that they would sacrifice themselves so as not to deprive their kids and we cannot judge them for that.
Then there is the other kind of woman who can actually afford to leave financially but does not.
this kind of woman will never even admit that she is being abused.
Why? Because of the kind of comments one gets to hear about battered wives. they do not want to be ridiculed or scorned so they keep this secret to themselves. Most people tend to either blame them for the husbands abuse or believe they deserve it by staying to condone it.
Such women need understanding and not condemnation.
Just get out,  That is easier said than done.

Does marriage have nice moments? Yes it does. Many nice, wonderful moments.

I agree with the 2 points you raised.Finance and Fear(of the truth,of what family and friends wud say or do)
I also believe that the laying a good foundation helps.
This post of urs should be a wake up call to ladies.That pretty face,hot body and banging puccy can get you into the marriage wagon but it won't keep you there in one piece IF that is all you have to offer.

When your husband asks u to stop working,please suggest and maintain working for shorter hours,You can even stay at home and do stuffs(dress,hat,cake making etc) that can at the end of the month bring in something for you.

In as much as its the man that wud sweetly give you a thousand and ten reasons why housewives makes the best mums(a myth),its only natural that your value and self worth to him depreciates when he has to give you money for everything.Even mothers at a certain age expect their children to be financially independent.

True and indeed, the best liberation a woman can have is financial power. . .the ability to buy her pants,pamper herself,indulge once in a while in shopping,be able to provide shelter,education and food for herself and her children with or without a man beside her.It does not have to be first class mind you  but something meaningful.

As per the second point;tongue lashing from friends and family . . .I think I fall into the category of friends that wud tongue lash and blast a friend that remains for any pathetic reason in an abusive relationship.Truth be told,sometimes the abused needs to be shaken before he/she wud realize shes messing up her life and get back to senses although sometimes we go over board with it.lol . . .It can't be helped,imagine telling someone to wake up and save her head and shes busy ranting that she can't survive bla bla  when she has not even tried. 

May God give women strength to be able to be good partners to their husbands,good mum to their children but wise women to themselves.