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spikedcylinder:

lol
Grace na short orobokibo

why did the thread suddenly turn to focus on IBK?
@Topic,bathing and sex in the shower is the bomb.did it while dating,still doing it now.

rofl.
hehe.ochi e burula ilu la
Youngies,i nuru maka "oko-T junction" lol oko ahu e nweghi atu ma o bu part 2.o kowa gi ebe a,lol . . .i na ako,o na ato.Gini mere o ji akokari umu nwoke?

@Chiogo,Jehovah bu eze.
Ikomi,ihere megbuo gi.
@mmadu nile,unu anugo maka Biafran passport owu?Romanus bia kowara anyi ebe i nno were apply-ia.i hope na o gaghi adi ka ego Biafra. . .o dighikwa ebe m huru//nuru e use-ru ya

babygurl19:
what i love here in nl is that everyone has something to say, i have learnt to watch than talk, the more i talk the more stupid i am cos if i talk from now till tmr, nothing will change, but pls keep contributing cos it keeps me occupied

rofl

LOL @Thread.
NPF. . .My first experience with the 9ja Police was when i was abt 6 or so.My dad flogged me cos i did something wrong and i decided to run to my grannies place which happens to be quite close to our house.I somehow missed my way,was picked by a good samaritan and was taken to the police station.I told the man(my name and our house address but he was just bent on taking me to the police station. . .prolly cos i was crying)
well i was taken to the police station,one fat woman officer took me to her office,gave me kpof-kpof and coke.lol.They later got my dad and made him pay thrice for the kpof-kpof and coke.
9ja police Rocks ! ! !

60 skips
brisk walking. . .20 mins
50 squats.
Tried swimming again,not much sucess.
Foodlog:
B/F:2 red apples
lunch:meat-pie.
Dinner:chips,chicken,vegie salad.
2 litres of water

ezinne1212:
My dear, try committing to walking 30mins a day in ur area or around the house before buying a threadmill, else it will gather dust. A Bicycle might be more effective, and you can get good ones from N50-80k

te he he.

ezinne1212:
Go and take a bath, go to church and give your life to Christ so he can save you from yourself.

rofl

touchmeder:
i read this post when it just started and laughed look how far it has come i wish u guys the best sounds sincere who knows. fingers crossed

me too.

The woman was lucky. . . .i guess the conductor did not take jedi jedi or monkey tail that day,the woman face for red,e for over am.
I wud never raise my hands on any man no matter the level of provoation and i believe any woman that as much as raises her hand against any man shld be very well dealt with.

Never say never.

Jarus:
Mo ki gbogbo eyin omo nna ti owa nibi bayi. Se dada ni ewa?

alafia.Eka so. 
[quote author=pres-elect link=topic=225819.msg4119221#msg4119221 date=1246463071]ify . . [/quote]ewo,bebe o putara na i trust-ughim 
umu nwoke na TLC sef   

presido1:
Bia nwoke m kee ihe ina esoghari Ify na otele na otele? I choro iri nsi ify?
Agaba ga kwa emeru gi ahu.

ole ihe gbasara gi?asiricant 
i gaghi aga akwado maka ule gi?i da ule gi ozo,anyi ga a-package gi nye ndi Fedex e bulata gi back to Owerri,bunye gi "akanchawa" boiz na agba mbo na eji "agbata-eke" alu ulo these days.lol
gooodluck babe.

otele:
mr presido biko jiri gentle na akpo aha ahu

hmmn 
Otele nshi.

Te he he.

wait guys,are we saying that this charcoal importation can actually kick off with a 40K capital

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=194560.msg4117064#msg4117064 date=1246440138]See this puppy o!! And who do you think is interested in having a "discussing" with you?![/quote]rofl.u dis babe
]Topic,NO,not real.IMO

Hey,Mr Ayangba.
we used to pass through Ayagba during my numerous hols to Jos,cool place.
Besides,u can join here,u sure wud meet more of ur brethen there :
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-231343.192.html

C1Rich:
dalu,
I'm trying to learn Igbo so I appreciate your help so much. I was trying to translate the phrase as "what is it that you do in the USA" and it wasn't making since.

Can you please translate from Igbo :

kaodi mgbe ozo
gba mgbo ki we muta igbo ofuma
na wao

oh i see.
kedu ihe i na eme na USA or Gini ka i na eme na USA=what are u doing in us.
ka o di mgbe ozo=catch u laters/see u next time
gba mgbo ki we muta igbo ofuma=try and imporve on ur igbo language skills.
na wao=o nwere ka o di lol

Personally NO.
i wud let our parents marry.

Are non-working women good mothers

we operate a joint(for the home)
Private accts(for personal needs or whatever)
Anybody that really works,deserves his/her personal acct . . .If i can work,then i shld be able to have some money for myself and use it without apologies.IMO
For full-time housewives and househusbands,i guess they "might" not be able to enjoy that priviledge.
That aside,this topic has been overflogged here in NL.

otele:
kedu nke n'eme ebe a. umunne m otele na ekele o

ajo anu

toshmann:
ify nwanne m o, imeela. olee otu ishi mata si birthday m no nso nso a?

ify a ee, ihula gi. . . idi egwu

Seun bu my bootycall.lol
afor ole ka i ga agba in di next couple of days?55 or 65

mba=nope
i bughi otele=u are not an asshole
i bu=u are
nwanne m=my brother.

C1Rich:
What does "kedu nke na e me e na USA"?

whats happening at USA?
@Yiggty,ppl might do that for u.Besides,is there no Japanese forum where u can try that

Didnt do much today,had cramps and was hurting all over.
Skip. .30
ran on a threadmill. . 40 minutes.
Food log:
B/F:Milo drink
Lunch:Rice stew,fresh fish and chicken
Dinner:a handful of green olives and 2 apples.

youngies:
Ify, o di m ka aha akidi na bekee abu 'black beans'

'Ajasin' bu aha ndi ofe mmanu
Echeghi m na ndi nna nna diokpa a bu ndi igbo. . . i leezie anya ka osi api akpa amu ya aka. . .hmmmm

rubi
Biko mara amara na ihe n'ile i na eme ngaa di very appreciated by moi

O di nma.dalu cos i was lost there.
Well,nnem ochie na akpo ya Mike Ejeamike.LOL
A gam a ga cho videos ka lee. . .watching out precisely na ebe akpa skull ya na otu o si apaghari ya.o na ayo ya ka akumu,Youngies?
Even as am typing this,anyam mmuo mu na e-picture ya. . .lol,u are right.nwa amadi ahu na apaghari akpa skull ya ka onwe bu oria "kwarikwata"
ka nkpuru obi ya zuru ike na udo .

:d :d :d

Ikomi:
Inshort buru ihe gi laaaaa.

Onye na ejighi ego oji ata anu ewu wud always say na anu ewu na eme ya iba.
Ikomi,a gaghim enye gi.ga kuo isi na okwute.
@Ogamba,dalu.i na agakwa mba,kpachara anya gi ooo.Ka chukwu chebe gi too and Ify no na di,ezigbo di for that marrra.
ezi enyim,Onye nkem na final bustop mu
Romanus o dikwa ndu?

Isi Monkey=Monkeys head.
O di nma=its alright
Mana=but
i bu=u are
Otele=asshole.