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Well done Duzz.
Aside the "generic black and white cards" what else wud they require?Do you think they need a "formal" training

MrCrackles:
Everything. . . . .I only want two teachers!
YOU and IfyAlways. . . . . .
Where do we start?

lol.We start from here :
Goodmorning=Ututu oma
Good afternoon=ehihie oma.
Goodnight=Ka chi foo.
How are u=Kedu ka i mere?
Crackles is crazy=Isi adighi crackles nma.
Sinner like u=Onye nmehie dika gi.
U don loss finish=I fugo n'ezie.
i want to kiss u=A chorom isusu gi onu.
U still with me?=Uche gi a ka dikwa ya?
Get a life=cho ihe i ga eme
You bloody slowpoke=Ozu can beer dika gi
Jesus loves u=Jesus huru gi n'anya.
barking dog like u=Nkita ara dika gi.
Hmmn,you stink=i na esi isi,ozu.
Am merely playing with u=o bu egwuregwu ka m na egwuso gi.
Smelly he-goat=Mkpi hausa
Monkey like u=Enwe(male)/Adaka(female) dika gi.
shut up,u noisy fly=Mechie onu,ijiji dika gi.
rofl crackles abeg ooo,free me.

Na wao for 9ja Politics,the more u look,the less u see.
So from whose acct did the recovered Millions that Effc announced come from?
If they cant account where the so called-ghost recovered money came from,i wonder if they wud be able to say where or which pocket the "funds" wud finally get to

Chiogo na ChineyeM ebum na obi unu amaka.Ka chineke mezie okwu mere unu abuo ka o siri di unu na obi.Amin.
@mmadu dum,unu abola chi?

Udo di excess na threadia.
@Topic,Akwa okuko tie aki, ihere emee nkume/okwute.
Translation:If an egg breaks a kernel, stone goes home whith shame
Meaning:When ppl we underate/term as never-do-well achieve sucess/progress those that wrote them off gets humbled/humiliated.(dont under estimate anyone or assume anyone wud be daft forever)
Rubi,
Fayahsoul,where is dat Onicha thread?

Self discipline is what u need.@Poster.
Remember,u've seen one,u've seen it all.

@Topic,Not right,not wrong.The woman was not forced,actions of 2 consenting adults.
BTW,how was a 100yr old man able to get a woman preggie

I love all of my names and bear it with pride.Wont interchange or shorten it for anything in da world.
wonder what makes a name weird sha the fact that u cant pronounce it,dont know what it means or

sley4life:
@poster, how u come take design that money? Na 500 u come turn 5K, 9ja get talent ooh, na like this dem use con whiteman, Full of talent. I hail ooh

lol.

No response yet?oga oo

^^Te he he.I like u already jare.
@Topic,i was going through old threads and read abt one Mr global aid a supposed biz man from China dealing with goods from China(hes a 9ja living in china).seems some ppl used his services and came out with good testimony.His mode of operating was clear and clean(as he said/typed,am not YET a living proof),u tell him what u want,he buys and sends to 9ja,u go pick up and pay.hes addind a little something for himself for sure 
Still waiting for his reply**sighs*
Wud love to buy some stuffs from China too,just too lazy and sceptical abt going there myself 

U dis Ccomputers,i left u msg at the computer sec. and u pretend u dont see it.
Do u actually have e website?. . . and pls dont give me dat check my siggy lines,cos u and I know dat aint a website.
That aside,are u running training on Pc sales,maintanace abi repairs?rofl 
U also quoted somewhere dat u sale lappys for as low as 25k?how true is dat?proves?

@Poster,u can NEVER EVER get a truck for even 1M.u shld be thinking of fairly used hiace bus at that price.

I dont know much abt it but am def. sure u wud be needing a computer and a laminating machine.hope someone in the field sees this.

nuzo:
Keep waiting for his apologies.

The message he delivered is more important to us than apologies

. . . . "Take full responsibilty of your future. No more excuses"

Te he he.
Now they have a brand new excuse. . ."Obama offered no apology"

rofl@Topic.
I say its Goood ooooo,make dem use knock knack the man to action.lol
Hes been blowing grammar up and down(Obi guy),building Invsicble PIT toilets and supplying Ghost lappys to sec schs,abeg make dem knock am wellu-wellu.

Very funny
Even for west africa Ghana no see him period not to talk of the whole of africa.Last time i checked,Ivory coast has better power supply than Ghana.lol

@Poster u try oo.This ur 5k fine.
I doubt if the man go gree for such an idea sef.

Did this really happen

@Topic,banning Okada indefinitely on 9ja roads wud work If and when :
we have functioning roads.---It seems most of us have forgotten thet most roads in 9ja can only be plyed with bikes.Aside the major higways,most roads(tarred and un-tarred)that lead into streets,estates and what have u can only be accessed via bike,so when Okadas are banned 24/7,what happens to peeps living in such areas?Bikes can be banned for some specific hrs of the day(say from 8pm till 6 am) but taking them out of the roads patapata for Now,lol am not seeing it working.

rofl 

Gaggi:
@ Thonia
You have over 4,000 idle posts, typical example of a lonely lady. Kpele oooo.

Gaggi,u seem to have forgotten that most peeps have kept and been using Just one Id since they joined till date,hence the number of posts Unlike most peeps than have been changing ids daily and when u gather all their ids and no of posts,even u sef go fear Kpomo.

So how did u know hes a Nigerian?while u are at it,help me find one Ghanaian,hes a cobbler aka shoe maker called "kofi". . .hes made away with my Obanta shoe he was suppossed to Polish.
Kon Kon sa chairman like u

Oga o.

Good for the Dep.
One day sooner or later,the Gov. wud get his own dish served from the same Pdp.

cant they head to chad,niger or somewhere else ?cant they do something else. . .drown the herd or sale them off and do something else?
Just wondering out loud sha.

^^Obo(monkey ooooo)
show me any of ur hood babes that wud weigh 62 after dropping 2 and i wud take u serious.
Orobokibo-lover.and dont just attempt spoilin this thread.

Yesterdays log.
walked 30 mins.
sit ups. . . 60
Tried swimming again.Improving.
food log:
B/F:2 red apples
Lunch:chips,piece of roasted Turkey.
Dinner:dunked biscuits in a cup of ovalyine drink.
water:1.5 litres.
@Uchey,i wud say am in a different boat.lol i used to model,met my hubby as a model but now i have stopped and want to put on some weight though in a healthy way.Hubby wants me to "add some flesh" too.I just try to eat right,work out as much as i can and have enough rest,besides,nursing boy twins aint easy,serious daily work out .For u,i think Ejademen gave u a wonderful advice. 

@OP,seun wont find it funny how u spelled or changed his name?
is that a baptismal name or a jihad-al name?te he he
Sceun !

rofl
Nl crew indeed,Look dude,Nairaland is owned by Oluwaseun Osewa,theres no crew here.
Seriously,de-activate the "notify me of replies" while replying every thread.