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Onye anoghi n'akuku oku, ji ya anaghi eghe ngwa ngwa.
Translation:If a person whose yam is on fire is not around the fire, his yam will not get done timely.
Meaning: If you are not supervising your project by yourself, you will not get desired result.

Pres ole ihe gbasara gi na our family matter?
onye na ele anya na ite onye agbata obi ya,mmanu oku is bound to blind him.
Presido,wepu anya gi na mu na Darfur.biko.
ihem na amasi ya,ihe ya na amasim.kpom-kwem.  
a hurum nnenneigbo somewhere  

Pres,i di funny 
o di nwute na i maghi na gi na oparam bu ebiri. 
Olokoro mara nma mana ihe m kporo ugwo dia bu na ekpe ha di dry.
Ikomi a lala defence.lol

why m ga eji azu Okirika crotchet?i nuru na Darfur gara rondon ile bridge abi wetin?
Darfur bu money making machine.

Olokorosim
Ekpe ndi Olokoro di damn so boring and annyoying
Ha ma eme abacha,anyway,o nwere aha ha na akpo abacha,e chefuolam ya.
now i know,owu Ikomi ka m na ahu na isi gate with barrow ebe o na ere okiriki crochet?. . .its all falling in place now.

presido1:
Ikomi iwu onye olokoro? ebe a ndi aboki na egbu anu ntata. Awu m onye isi gate

hehe.
A maghimkwam na Ikomi bu onye Olokoro.ihulanu "ike -ike"(bottom power) 
Pres ima ahia gate?rofl unu a gakwala far.e som nne nnam ree ji oge m di ntakiri na isi gate.lol
BTW,Ikomi,i ga esirim ofe akpuru-akpu egusi? o di igum agu

Rofl.
ebelebe igba

Mr Nnenne kedu?
@Topic,Apata ku nwa onyeozo bu na o no n'ura; nwata tete, o ghaghi icho nne muru ya
Translation:The laps carrying someone else's baby is because the baby is asleep; whenever the baby wakes up, it will look for his mother.

Meaning: You cannot keep what is not yours for too long.

Pres take note

arewa4:
its like you guys dont seem to understand, anyway i dont expect u to. the dad just hates my friend's girlfriend for no particular reason , you tell him to break up the relationship, and u start to curse the guy that the day he marries the girl will be the beginning of doom in his life and u expect him to apologise. God knws if im the one, i wont! besides thats the most childish and most stupid approach to conflict resolution, '' returning gift'' the last time i did that i dont think i was up to 5 yrs old!

lol
Maybe u are withholding some vital infor. from us
There must be a reason why the dad hates the gf.

Tosh,noro dia
@Topic,Onye afo otoro na-asa amaghi nke bu ajo ohia.
Translation:One with a running stomach does not bother if a forest is sacred
Meaning:Rules are traversed to reach across something when urgency for health and safety is the issue.

toshmann:
sugar belly tinye nu photo gi ka umuafrika nwee obi anuri

ogba ncha. itee la ura

Rofl 
gbara okwu gi nuo,eze oke 
[quote author=pres-elect link=topic=225819.msg4031077#msg4031077 date=1245074779]Bia, enyi, o di ka imaghi onye m bu? a na kwa m aku umuaka ihe. hapukwa ify na o di occupied.
jukwaa ase ihe m mere ndi churu nwunye m ebe a. jukwaa nke iberibe ahu gara skool na cardiff

anakwa m ewe iwe oku [/quote] roving cant done 

Ikomi:
Nne how now, nne ole gi now or nne how ugbua. Ke otu isri choo ya?

Anom ya.

Rie nsi oku 
lol,Pres si na ndi uwe oji ji gi aka  Plus,a hurm GC somewhere ,same with nnenne 

Nwa mbu agaghi ije, nke abuo o ga-agba oso?
Translation:If the first child has not walked, should we expect the second child to run?

Meaning: If you fail to meet your initial contractual obligation, do not look for a second chance.

@Fellows and agbalagbas,one finger for all of u.

ezeagu:
Why are there so much words for it?

Rofl.
Ezeagu he meant that peeps from Ekwulobia,Oko,Nanka etc call it Jinwannu and not the other way round

kinharold:
Ify Baby, i always like ur posts: concise, objective and mature. I can design the site for ur pal and give some very good considerations cos of u. details: kinharold2@yahoo.com 07034268732

@ poster: many nigerian companies that has website dont understand the value of the site and how they can use it to sell themselves. they believe more on the conventional adverts. eg my former employer a big IT firm in PH NEVER makes used of their wibsite for marketing. a good idea all the same

The username is ifyalways
u dey do car haulage,u dey set-up cyber cafes and now u dey design websites.
Mr magic fingers. tks but am NOT intrested.

kinharold:
We provide wholistic/complete solution in setting up a cyber cafe. we work base on ur budjet and expected standard. some project advisary areas include System specification, Best ISP Option, Other value added services ie services that can be combined/done with cafe , Advert and publicity options etc.

contact: kinharold2@yahoo.com

dis guy.hmmn
na everything u abi una dey do
@Poster,theres a user here named Otokox if u are able to track him down and get his contacts,i wud say he wud be of much help.

Pity i dont know nothing abt that side of Nigeria but hang on,somone might just come in and help.

Almost thought it was SSCE
Never knew peeps wud be so bothered abt joining the SSS esp in 9ja

[quote author=*Hauwa* link=topic=283214.msg4030934#msg4030934 date=1245073438]make sure sweat falls into it too

alet me not say the other [/quote]Rofl.

If u cant spot it . . .too bad. 

In this case,this woman is not gullible,shes did everything she did cos she was blinded by love.
One just have to be careful,these conmen come up with new story lines.

Hes running away from armed robbers,bad roads and crazy drivers he said abi?He shld remember he cant run when karma and the tears,anguish and pains of the ppl his suppossed to represent comes calling.

what part of 9ja is he from?u can make their local delicay for him.

Not a fan.Dislike cakes

MrCrackles:

It shld rather be crackers?

Bananas.

It must be u . . .i mean why are u constantly attracted to such girls
Step up and meet bigger babes.

Dis Itohan and his imaginary gf.
why not ask the girl?surely she must have her reasons  
BTW,what is wicked in eating bones and Uncorking with ones teeth?

dgreatrock:
@Epi,
welcome back, tread softly henceforth, there are banana peels everywhere here, lol.

rofl

Yvvone for me.
Ekwy acts better though.

cold:
Is that bare skin or has she got somthin underneath

Theres something underneath.
i loff her handbag.