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Pizza.

gilgee:
@190: Is that the new tactics?

@All: Olive Juice!

lol
Kukuvi land still existing?

ha.
I wud pick up my shoe and run IF a female constantly tells me "i love u" lol
Its part of the global warming,going green,credict crunch,Liberation front and Human fundamental right

Virgo83:
It now a long, not more than 3 years now. We met at an Exam Hall, I was sitting in her front and she called my name: in which I was surprised how she get to knew my name (she later told me she peeped thru into my Answer Shee) and thats how it started.

Be proud to share your experience.

Obviously she be Olodo.For her to have known ya name,she was copying from u.LOL. _{abeg na joke oo}
@Topic,We met during one of the very many Nig.Students riots Peaceful protests.
The placard he was carrying was outrageous.lol shonkoloragamuffin stylee

segzi cres:
i don't understand you, is it that you need to get back to primary school or is it that you'll need to get a personal english tutor? really i hope you get outta your misery very soon.

segzi cres:
i don't understand you, is it that you need to get back to primary school or is it that you'll need to get a personal english tutor? really i hope you get outta your misery very soon.

It cud have been a typo,he might be having a bad grammar day we all make mistakes.
@Poster,If Nigerian girls wherever u are are difficult to date,find and date Non-Nigerians now.

presido1:
Who are dem Rev Agaba, Rev Ikomi, Rev Darfur, Rev Otele, Rev Toshnwanyi Rev Asha(talkative), Rev etc. .
Father presido na asi ndi nna ibe m papa.

rofl.
isi adighi gi nma.
Romeo bu authentic onye Nna.Tested and trusted,akamu dat delivers,
Pres,dont be decieved with ur dyes,isi awo e jula gi isi,i kala,jee joro nwanyi luo.

Onye anoghi oge eliri ozu na-esi n'ukwu abo ya.
Translation:A person who was not around when a corpse is buried (at interment) exhumes it from the leg.

Meaning: Someone who was not around when an issue was raised cannot address it properly.

Biko,onye na aju mgbe Celestine nwuru kwesiri ipia ezigbo koboko
asha,biko teta na ura.
Darfur mu ebelebe igba.
@mmadu dum,weekendi oma.happy uka nna in advance.
lol,Romy,happy uka nna jare.
Ndi every year,Bachelors,oge na ha aga,make una nakwa e-checki

Take it here :
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-261964.32.html

Thank you=dalu or I mela.

Lol,Mazi Uwem.Ya gaziere gi oo
@Topic,Nwa m akalia m bu aghugho.
Translation:To claim that your child is beyond your control is treachery.

Meaning:Those who fail in their parental duties make excuses.

@mmadu dum,happy uka nna in advance.

mrsmbaso:
hey guys, im trying to learn igbo too and was wondering if anyone can help me translate this

dan iska ka rubuta domin matan ka ta gani ko

i think its igbo anyway if not any kind of help will be appreciated thanks x

rofl
This is no Igbo,it looks like Huasa,take it to the offical translation thread.

teissys:
Hi guys.
How can I say:

Goodmorning in Yoruba
I am hungry in Igbo
I love you in Igbo
I am fine in Yoruba
Leave me alone in Hausa
What do you like in Yoruba

Igbo
I am hungry= Aguru na agu m.
I love u=A huru m gi n'anya.

samparian:
@poster,
you were very DETERMINED to go ahead with it despite all odds because you were broke and you saw him as your only way out.
Now, "you can take care of yourself and kids" you want out, haba!
I get that drift, but what i dont get is why you need advice on what to do

Its your life, your bed, you made it. so lie on it or sleep on the floor. your choice

lol

lastpage:
The INSINCERITY and WICKEDNESS of these government and its penchant for "noise-making" is on display again!

Pardon me but it is STUPID to [b]tell [/b]a thief that the Police has laid ambush for him at the end of 3rd Mainland bridge, he will simply pass other routes like the Eko Bridge or lekki-Maroko axis!

Since they had this much information about the shipment, that means they know:
1. Country of origin
2. The shipping Port in Sierra leone
3. Based on the 1. & 2. above, they can easily get the conveying Ship's 'details' like destination Port in Nigeria, and all the shipping documents
4. Based on 3., they can get the name of the Nigerian Business men involved and their addresses
5. Based on 4., they can pick-up the agent of death, here in Nigeria or even in Sierra leone
6. Using the Nigerian Navy and International Maritime technology, the ship can be impounded once it enters Nigerian waters or boarded even in international waters AND SUNK IMMEDIATELY.

But as usual, our empty-headed and inept leaders, haven probably primed themselves for the "BRIBE" that would be paid on account of these noise making, are getting themselves a ready-made excuse - WE RAISED THE ALARM O!- when Nigerians start dieing of the poisonous rice!

Imagine, this breach of 'information security', coming from the National Security Organization? In other countries, they would be sacked or forced to resign.
Remember recently, about a month ago when the Metropolitan Police Commissioner in U.K "unknowingly exposed" a file for an operation they were supposed to carry out, by displaying the contents of a page of the file, clutched to his chest? He resigned the next day.
End of story

His "Nigerian version" would probably think he has earned enough credentials to become the next President of the country!, slowpoke!!

Now that everyone is aware, the ship will berth on the high seas, the business men will bring the rice in, in trickles, using small boats and other "Nigerian business men" will buy it at #3,000/bag and sell at #10,000/bag!

All "business men" will be happy and Nigerians will die or be deformed in their millions !

Is this "how brilliant" our own FBI/CIA is? SHAME

Why are we Nigerians very EVIL BY NATURE?

if it is to arrest and torture innocent students and protesters or to burn, kill and rape in the Niger Delta, dem go sabi that one  

Now, l hope you see why the foreign Visa offices are always jam-packed?  

Eyin Oyinbo, e wa funmi ni Visa, Kin ma ku o, , e wa funmi ni Visa,            -Bembe Aladisa

very well said.

Na wao.
I no fit talk,real pathetic.

lol.nice and at same time educative
Mine was Fansidar.Me and my GFs went shopping for a party we are suppossed to attend at the evening,while shopping,i had this funny headache and one of my Gfs just fished out this panadol from her purse,i swallowed 3 never wanted to risk missing tha party cos of any headache.lol It turned it what she gave me was fansidar and i even took more than the normal dosage.
I did not get to finish the shopping with them,never attended the party,infact i was at the hospital that nite.My head was like exploding,i was itching all over plus the fever.

sexy,handsome
Both words are parallel lines to both comedians
i like I go dye. . . cos hes better at the game.(comdey)

@ofokasibe,are u really in india?

rofl.
show dey dis place berekete

fingard02k:
I have this three question to ask my people.
1) Is ọfọ still in existance?if yes those it still have power?
2) In your town who takes the final decision?,igwe/eze,ndị-ọzọ,
3) What happened to our dear akụkọ ịfo/akụkọ ịro and egwu ọnwa,do you still remember those days? Has it died or what.

1. . . .Ofo ka di ndu na akpa ike.Oji ofor ga ala 24/7.Ogu e ji ofor luo,ikpe na ama ndi mmuo.
2. . . .Igwe takes the final decision.he consults with ndi nze na ozo BUT the final decision to every matter lies with the igwe.
3. . . . .akuko ifo na egwu onwa might have died in our towns/cities but its still in existence in our villas.Times are hard ooo,parents are so busy chasing money and better life hence they rarely have time to spend wxith their kids.

@Ukukaegbu,e chekwam na ibu nwoke dalu,a ghotalam aha gi.
Maazi Uwem,ndewo.
@Topic,Onye ji enyi wee kwee onya, keduzi udi anu o cholu imata?
Translation:He who uses an elephant as a bait in a trap, what kind of a catch does he hope to make?

meaning: Invest wisely; profit must always exceed input.


Uka nna is fast approaching,anyi a na akwado kwa?

grafikdon:
Haha! I love this. I know how to hook up wicked abacha with okporoko, mangala and anara/afufa. . . unfortunately. . . I am not sure about ugba and isi ewu because I never paid attention. I do have a feeling they use the same abacha ''sauce'', perhaps with ukazi and a lot of pepper

Yes,basically same sauce.
@Topic,not a fan of ugba.
call me for isi ewu,ukwu anu,abacha/Jigbo and am there.

[quote author=pres-elect link=topic=225819.msg4058633#msg4058633 date=1245439273]@ify m

obi mu o, omalicha nwa onye m huru n'anya . . . egwu . . . . .
ebelebe igba otogbuola m o
nwanyi oma, omalicha nwa. ezigbo oyi m oo, lovu m oo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_2xURIO718

eeeeeeeeeee ihe kee toga utooooooooooooo
obi m ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[/quote]     
ebelebe igba.Apama ify 
BTW,Darfur rove,isi Obiora dikwa egwu o na e chetaram maka Opioro mango
@Chiogo a din nma too.

bigmodo:
I also want to be hooked up in Canada. Who doesn't want to live like a King. Abi na curse to be born in penury and also die in penury, or would i be rich when i visit the spirit world.

u funny die.

Garden eggs.
Tubabie,kpele ooo

Anamelechi:
I did my traditional wedding last three months, still preparing for the white wedding.My problem is that i can't deny my husband sex. I fill guilty each time we have sex because my mind is telling me that it is wrong. My question now is, is it a sin to have sex after one's traditional wedding.

Na u get ur life
U need to know when u got married. . . . .when u said yes u wud marry him or when u walk down the aisle with him.
I started chopping kpankere the very day i agreed to marry him.
I hope u wont feel guilty if u guys make love on sunday mornings even after the church wedding?lol jk
Only u can free ya mind.

itsolution:
I have solution to this. call me on 08051607875
its something i can teach in 10 minute as an IT solution expert.

why not say it here IF u are for real?

Gentlelady:
Is there any reason why she should not trust you? Have you in any way done or said anything to make her jealous of your ex? Getting angry over a hug is silly, except she has reasons not to trust you with your ex.

thank u.
Except both of them are having trust issues,theres nothing wrong with a hug.
wonder why peeps hang in an affair where theres no trust. . . getting mad over a hug goes along way to show that the relationship is NOT worth it.IMHO

cant help it,cant stop it. . . am madly in love and loving it.