₦airaland Forum

rubi:
I don't understand the language but I use to enjoy there music in those days while in uni

lol
Rubi,u are not karid,hence u wont understand the lingo of the gods.
@ladysex,u too much jor.my greatgrandfather for u to disvirgin.

JustGood:
You all have a spirit of linguistic delusion.

who are wa !

Emperoh:
E nwero zi m ike i kowa ihe n'eme ebea!!
Anyi a na alparita ububo n'eke amamihe, k'anyi abiara ichu nwanyi?
Ifyalways, gi bu ebe a gbadoro ukwu nwere n'ekwuputa okwu ihunanya niile a!
Ama kwam n'o bu ezigbo ihunanya di nkea maka o nwere k'o ga eluo, o buru ihe ese m'okwu.
Nkea putara ka anyi ghara egwuri m'egwu kuo n'ubi onye anyi biara. . . . .

Amen ka Chineke mezie Okwu.
Mana cherekwa Emperoh,okwu gi e dorom anya
Obu ezi ihunanya ooooo,onye o bula sere okwu maka Ify na egbu oge ya bigg time,makana Ify e nweghi bustop Hoha. lol
anyway,with time i ga aghota
I bu onye nna ka i ka bu bachelor?happy uka nna
@Romy,
Darfur,kedu gi?
Agaba,o gini?

Ikomi:
I did not get that last part.

Isi nam eji gi ego eji alu nwanyi?

Juo Ify, the last wedding nmere alurum nwanyi ato at the same time.

Rev na ajum si nga elekota kwa ha. Isi Rev "I think you should mind your bizness"

Umu nwanyi ato ahu now, emepolarum(open) ha shop ebe ha ne ere akara.

rofl.
Ikomi lol,u try.Mgbe Pres,biara ilum,o propose i meperem ebe a na asu akpu
BTW,ndi nna sef.o nweghi egwu m huru na Youtube maka ndi nna

Batubo:
theres a difference between the word Alamieseigha and Alamsingha

most are built by timipre, the only building by alams is the building(#14) and the second bridge but completed by timipre

i hail u.
The solar street lights were brought in By Alams.
the Hospital was built by Same Alamco.
The long tarred road u posted(Imgbi road. . .leads straight to Ogbia) was done by Alams.
That pic wey Oyibo dey and where dem dey dance na Youth Devloment center and Sports complex all built by Alams.
Bridge(connects toAmasoma)na Alams build am.
Yenagoa fine sha but the villages are pathetic.real very pathetic,Nothing like electricity,no Pipe Borne water.
Aside Yenaoga,Brass,Nembe,Amasoma,Ogbia and maybe a few other places,the state is really pathetic,the ppl sef dey try.
@Brein,i no bi Bayelsan sha.

If its really true then they shld pay and employ the smart ass boi.

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=286891.msg4068317#msg4068317 date=1245667501]Why do they keep referring to the defendant as 'the masquerade' was it still wearing a costume in court?[/quote]its simply ridiculous.

kokoA:
I watched one senator of the Federal republic on NTA made a statement like this[b] "when I opened my cnn this morning"[/b]. What can you say about this. I think elementary english language course is needed urgently for our public office holders.

People no fit speak english but dem wan go havard (your governors)

rofl
@Poster,adding the source of ur story wud be nice.

@OP,u try oooo.
Make u show us down Yenagoa side,inside Ekeki and Amarata.etc
Most of ur buildings were built by Alamco

angelica55:
Well if any body want to watch the movei. Just go to www.bunibuni.com and then click bunibuni. [color=#000099][/color]

so why the crying face?
@Topic,una done upload am for youtube cos me i no buy wetin i no dey sure of,hoha

ibkaye:
To be honest, as much as people may state the actors/actresses they consider to be 'down to earth', how do we actually know? Unless you have spent a decent amount of time with the actors in order to draw such conclusions (Watching them in their latest film does not count), nobody really knows.

Even if you have met them, maybe it was just long enough to collect an autograph or whatnot () and they happened to smile at you, answer a few questions or two, does not neccesarily mean. . .
Get out jor

True that !

MrCrackles:
What is Nollywood

same thing as crackerwood

Berit:
can anybody help me to shift it to "romance" instead of "family"?

Its alright here,no need to move it.
@Topic,U have to make ur marriage work.I think the communication lines btw u and ur hubby is broken.is his work so time demanding?are u working too?have he ever invited u to hang out with him or have u ever asked him?
First off,cut of the relationship with this guy cos it wont do u no good.
Talk with ur hubby in love,let him know that u and the kids miss him badly.
How is the sex life?make it intresting,spice things up,intitate it and make him long for u and have something to run home to.
Let him understand money is good but his presence with his kids matters too.when hes back from work,do u ask abt his day?If no,do so.
If he drinks,get whatever he drinks at home,after dinner,suprise him with one bottle,get glasses,sit,chat and drink with him.
goodluck dear.

Happy fathers day to all those men that derserve to be called fathers.

MrCrackles:
I cant wait to get to that point in my life!

Then stop firing blanks. . . .aim for a goal,not even penalty.
@Topic,watching him dance at church today,dance with Fathers.lol

@Poster,what were u doing,sniffing at ladies pants to look for skid marks?
Talk of ppl with some kain prying eyes.
skid marks ni,kid marks ko.

Oga OP,be on time,look ur best and come with a gift na for online dating abi wetin
Thought u were an apostle of online dating?which ones ur epistle come dey yarn anoda thing?

@Poster,wetin u dey find dey drive pass ashi zone for nite sef?

MrCrackles:
GBAM!!!
That is exactly what needs to be done
Molues need to be gathered off the roads and collectively crushed
The recycled products can be used to make brand new peak milk tins and cooking pots!

rofl
@topic,sad story.

Ihere megbukwa ndi Agadi ekwe nka na achoghi ilu nwanyi.
Bikonu,unu a soro nso iza daddy oyoyoo?
Oji akwa asa ahu mara onwe ya
@Romeo,happy uka nna. authentic Onye nna.
Darfur,happy fathers-by-fate.

@nwa uwa,na u sabi 
@Topic,Onye na-adu onye ori ji odu, ya dukwaa ji na-agbawa ana odu.
Translation:He who admonishes the yam thief should also admonish the yam that protrudes above ground.
Meaning:People commit crimes if the society tolerates or encourage crimes


Igbo si na "Ebe otu onye isi di nma kporo ndi ara itoolu gafee,ihe uwa ma bu na ndi ara iri a gafela."
Translation:when a sane man passes with 9 mad men,everyone wud assume that 10 mad men just passed.
Meaning:when u are above some certain peeps or levels,dont associate with such ppl else everyother person wud assume u are at the same level with them
Echelon,Youngies,Kashiff,Mortiple,agaba,Darfur,Presido,Emperoh,Ukukaegbu,Grafik,Sunny Bobo,Mazi Uwem na ndi ozo,happy uka nna. 
Rubi,kedu?

@axeman,may ur keske not be like the keske of fish who travelled happily overseas only to be sent home as sardine.
@ all daysis lets continue 2 vibrate till Yaradull turns 2 a reverend father.

kreem7:
@ifyalways not all information u post online. There are some confidencial info the poster might need and not all info u read online are worth, if u are nt in the system u cant. Those who can give worth info on free trade zones are the customs officer who had or presently there.

just be good.

I hear ya.
Even with the advantage of anonymity online u cant post Nothing abi?but u deem it fit to share ur number and the so-called top secret with an him,if and whenever he calls or mails u.Try something else, pls.i hope he calls/mails u.
all is fair and good,anyway.
@Poster,pls feel free to share whatever info u get with others.Dont hoard info. like Nigerians are almost fond of doing EVEN when they know next to nothing.
I expire here.

naijaking1:
Now, we're getting somewhere. So, it's not snatching as in surgical excision of the organ? Otherwise you'd expect blood everywhere. So, it's like in getting suddenly impotent?

Oga,the story is always distorted.
Some claimed its the skull bags(scrotal sacs) that disappear,others said the Koboko itself(Pen1s) wud shrink,some said it wont work again(impotent) etc
I strongly believe its imagined.

@Topic,hell no,i cant fall in love with some cyber personality.
If i aint seeing u,then i cant feel ya.simple.
@Poster,u are way too young to handle cyber lovey-dovey and the stress that comes with it.
Even if u wanna give the guy a try,pls u guys shld just start as mere friends,get to meet one on one b4 u can decide to start any thing serious.

I loff the blue jacket.
Nice !

kreem7:
Am working directly with the comptroller that is heading the free trade zones. if u need any info u can call me on this no :07025069593 or mail me{ kreemdave1@yahoo.com}.

Why are some ppl stuck with comprehension problems?
Someone said he needs every and any information abt free trade zones.U are here asking IF he needs info. . . .u sure say u well?
Again,he said Post whatever info u have,he did not request for mail addys or nos
@Poster,see here :
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-43335.0.html
and
http://www.ondostate.gov.ng/olokola.php

Ur location matters,which part of Nigeria are u located to start with

@Topic,Imagined.
Remember one guy who claimed his was stolen/missing,he actually picked one mallam from the crowd and claimed hes the one that stole it.NPF was called and the guy plus mallam were taken to their station.He was inspected and the thing dey there kampe,the guy later claimed its dead and have reduced in size and cant perform again.He was taken to one ashawo joint and was asked to test with one girl(mallam paid).The babe was screaming. . . oga u wan kill me lol,turned out the bobo never knack show for sometime cos pepper-no-rest.
Country hard,man must survive. 

fayahsoul:
Some of the ilu u write sounds made up.

Middle finger for u.

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Copy and paste.shebi someone just opened same thread few days ago?
[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=286425.msg4060142#msg4060142 date=1245476140]yep. it's real and i bet ya it's still in existence[/quote]Not in existence anymore.
Women(Widows) are rather allowed to make babies when they lose their hubbies.They can get preggie either by mating with a man from the late hubbys side or from just anyhow.Even at that,it occurs If the late hubby is an ONLY SON and died without a male child.
Thank heavens for Xtainity and awareness.Its gradually fading away in most places.Not limited to Igbo land anyway.

C2H5OH:
so that's what makes her a real woman

lol

Ejadamen:
They exist o! Yes in Nigeria. Take a road trip to the east. Once you cross the bridge into Onitsha,pass the town and move on toward Okija/Ihiala you'll see them. Women riding okadas. My eyes almost popped out the first time I saw it . I've seen them in Imo state and Aba but never carrying passengers commercially. I think it's more common among the villagers as a mode of transport compared to bicycles. But the one i saw in aba was not a villager rather a woman on her way home from church Wonders shall never end. So since women are doing it in the east already it just might develop into business.

Are those women commercial bikers or for personal use.
Okija and Nnewi women love riding bikes esp ladies bike BUT not for commercial purposes.
I think the Poster is talking abt commercial women bikers.