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eww sorry May God comfort you.The future is the brightest,look ahead !

Udode:
No I have not told him yet, i only found out today. I mean he just told me that i don't need to go with organisation, but that i can go there by myself, maybe stay with his family and try to work on a charity basis, but i am not really sure about that. i mean i have never been to nigeria before and to go and stay with his family without having been there with him before is a bit strange isnt it? i don't know, maybe im just being silly, and this would all not be a problem.

hmmn dear me,whatever just be wise and careful.i dont know what to say ooooo but igboland is not dangerous.

and where did they say is safe? lol
critical security situation three big words
BTW your guy is an igbo guy,have you discussed this with him?

origina9ja:
@ poster i no blame u
even me i don tire

Oya, all the tired folks to the left
@Post,E go better. Hope alive !

Udode:
@nijaking 1

It was not somebofy from nigeria who told me that, it is a german organsation who told me that! they say they will not send me to an igbo speaking place---[b]for political reasons[/b]f

@origina9ja

thanks, maybe ill be needing that

intresting !.Did you ask them the so called political reasons?Care to share.

lmao

spoilt:
I could never sleep in seperate rooms from my baby. he's just too cuddly and warm.

am right behind you.

Zes fiful sef

Youngies,lol
@Topic,ihe okenye tukwu ala hu,nwata kurugodi oto,o gaghi ahu ya .
what an elder saw while sitting,a child even when standing on the tallest tree can't have a glimpse of it
   I gaghi eti nwata ihe si ya ebela akwa
you can't beat a child and ask him not to cry.

jintujinta:
For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him will not perish but have everlasting life.

you took it right out of my mouth keyboard .
Its amazing ! its awesome ! what a love !

Anyanwu ututu ozo awala,eze i kpotele umu gi na ura,duru anyi gawa rute na ngozi i kwadoro anyi tata.Jisos okwa ugbo,kworo anyi gawa.

youngies:
Ify ilu nke a dikwa funny

Iji nwayo egwu the thing.O dikwa egwu but o eziokwu nokwa there.Ijiji na esoghari azu ma a na aru ya na oku so its possible now,while i chupula the ijijis,the woman na ahuzi na ihe/ife na ahu na nzuzo
@Topic,Okenye nyuo ahuru asi na o na etiri ndi muo udu
when an elder farts,ppl wud say hes beating drums for the spirits

O kelekwara
O gini na eme ebe a? o nweziri ebe ozo ndi igbo na agbako?Ikomi okwu gi nkea di omimi gbakwam harii onye ka m ga achukwanu ihe merenu?o nwere onye kpasuru anybody iwe?ooooooh choochi.
Onye aghala nwanne ya oooo,unu niile aghalam na the oso
buko asi anyi gbalaga agbalaga

syphone:
nna bia my brother

anyi na eche gi
@Topic,nani nwanyi na anya azu mara ijiji were otu anya
only the woman that roasts fish knows the housefly that is one eyed
lol,ilu nkea dikwa egwu,a nurum ya na abali,ebe m gara ochi azu na ite ofe

@rubi
@Topic, mbe and the lizard
Once Upon a time in Sagamo,Mbe was going for an evening stroll when he met the lizard on the way.They exchanged greetings and pleasantries and Mbe asked the lizard where he was heading to.The lizard said hes taking a stroll _{when he was actually heading for the gradmothers house for his nite meal but he didnt want to tell Mbe . . .he wanted no guest} Mbe said Ok,thats good,am strolling around too,so lets do it togeda.
The next day,they both met at the same spot again,same time and Mbe asked lizard same question and he gave him the same answer.This time around,Mbe told him hes going to visit his friend the Antelope and so bid him farewell.The lizard continued to his grandmums house for his meal not knowing that the Tortoise was following him for he was suspecting that the lizard was keeping something away from him.He saw him go to the grandmums house and saw what he was going there for . . .a sumptous meal fit for the gods,for him alone ! ! ! "no way," he thought ! i must have to eat that food.
The next day,in the morning,he went to the lizards house and asked him why hes not gone to the farm.He voluntered to willingly go with him to HIS farm.lol The lizard was suprised Tortoise that is too lazy to do his own farmwork volunteering to go with him to his own farmToday must be my lucky day,he thought.so Off they set for the farm.Tortoise told him stories of how ppl always misunderstand him and his motives and have the impression that hes a lazy and greedy man.Lizard was dumbfounded,he cudnt believe it ,Tortoise is surely a jolly good fellow,a hard-working one at that He has to show appreciation and keep him as a permanent friend. when they finished and Tortoise was abt to go,lizard asked him to saty behind as he wants him to go with him somewhere and Tortoise nodded.things were working as planned.He must have a taste of that meal,even if its for once,he cares not.
They headed for lizards grandmums house.she welcomed them first with a keg of palm wine.Lizard said hes not thirsty,tortoise drowned it all.the woman presented the meal.pounded yam with Nsala soup with lots of fresh fish Lizard was eating but was reserving the fishes for Tortoise,Tortoise too was not touching the fishes. At a point Tortoise asked the Lizard why hes not eatig fish and he said" aah my friend eat,its for you,u are my guest" but the Tortoise said "ok,and to show you how cud a friend i am,am going to spoon feed you now" On saying that,he took a piece of fish and a big bone hidden in it and gave the lizard to eat.lizard the ever trusting friend swallowed everything But wait,theres bone in it,it was hooked his gullets,ooops he cant even push it down he started screaming for help,he cundt even scream Tortoise calmly carried the bowls of pounded yam and the soup pot and left for his home leaving lizard and his old granny to deal with the bone.
The woman cudnt do much to help,she being an old woman.she tried and tried but the bone seemed to be cemented there. There was nothing else she cud do.the bone just have to be there and when the lizard left,he cudnt talk anymore.ppl asked him what happened and all he cud do was to point at Tortoise,he cudnt say what really happened and till date,the bone is still lodged there thats why the lizard cant talk or make any noise,he just nods and nods and nods. maybe u can help him dislodge the bone can you?

nuzo:
The law is simply ridiculous.

As a black belter in one of the martial arts, i guess i have been granted a constitutional right to bully alot of weak and helpless sufferheads Lagosians when i come around.

What is Yara waiting for before he makes it a federal law? I can't wait to carry out this law against my percieved political enemies in my village.

lol

real pathetic story. i pray peace be restored soonest.

intresting !

Theres still hope we are patiently waiting for the messiah

origina9ja:

whats new?

aderonke12:
I need to be sure my husband is not cheating on me.

lol
follow him around 24/7
trust,believe and hope ! OK I'm 100 % SURE he is not cheating and would never cheat on you.why are u entertaining fears sweets?just pray he remembers his condoms

I zuru ga eme,Jisos .Ekele na otuto diri gi mgbe dum.onu m juru na ekele.

It truly did ! transformed lots of monkeys to donkeys lol
The worst schools then were Metu,Metro,Boys high school and theres this one,the name just escaped me
where are the ado babes?
dutch you finished so many years ahead of me.You must be a papi now my name is Ifeoma

ben K-LEG

brb

Ikomi:
Ndia i'na akpo aha, ha ji gi ugwo, ka ha anara gi di? eeeehhhnnnnn? 

What about a round applause, Ha!
A standing ovation.

Look NnenneIgbo/Ifyalways rapu(ma owuru Radiant) Ikomi, Infact am giving my last post in here, before u make me say things I don't want to.

Now u take care, be lucky and I wish u the best.

Goodbye love

ole nkz bu Nnenneigbo/Ifyalways,i kpuru isi? 
gini bu your last post?now don't make me   
Ikomi ole ihe i mere mean by goodbye?e jidela gi na elu ose?lol u know i na alikei oshi otu ihe    please baby,there aint no goodbye in here.gini bu ihe ndi i na achoghi ikwu nu?buko tiwa the aki oyibo nsugbe,nothing mega.o nwere ihe nti ga anu ugbua o buru ihe ohuru
Ikomi ma roveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

presido1:
Onye nkpunkpu di ka gi amaghi m ma iwu onye congo. Pygmy

onye gwara gi na odi mkpumkpu?lekwa akam na ukwu m,aji a dighi ya
ole ije?
@all, Ya gazie

youngies:
Ify onwere ihe m na miss here between gi na Pres.? Kedu ka i si di too sure gbasara accusations a gi level ga against Presido? Echelon nwa mama i na ahukwa ihe m na ahu?   

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norokwa there  ama m Pres as far back as mgbe aki di na ukwu     lol .ya bia defendia onwe ya now  hes guilty as charged.gbam ! ! !
@Topic,nwoke teta ura gbago ihu/iru gwa nwanyi ya na ike iga oru/ugbo/ubi adighi ya,nwanyi e mesapu ihu zi ya uzo iyi/mmiri   
if a man wakes up from sleep,with a frown on his face,tells his wife that his too tired to go to farm,the wife would with a smile on her face,show him the road to the stream
   Onye chikoo aka ya,aguru a chiko ya onu 
when you fold your hands,hunger would not only fold but would also squeeze and bend your mouth

imhotep:
God is no thing.

ewwwww

@Poster,nobody here can help you but God.If you really want to stop go to him and ask gor Grace to live above sin and temptation and the strenght to resist the Devil.its going to be difficult but its obtainable Only IF YOU really want to stop.Remember,you cant mock God.cheers

In the likeness of God and from the rib of a man.