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onyinye2:
oka let me see if i can translate this. yal correct me if im wrong

well umm. . . yeah im going to leave the first statement alone.
2nd. "please, what be "aha" (don't know) english (i think that means "oyibo" "ugbala(don't know)

well i tried.

aha=name
ugbala = egret
you got 00.10% i like your spirits.
@kasiff,ole ebe i si?nnoo.
Queenshiba,lol

Kashif:
I disagree; ekwghi m. Ugbala is always white hence, in Igbo language, anyi na-asi na ihe n'enwu ka ugbala. Are we sure it is not egret?

Yes, anugom dat okwu na mbu,think from nnem ochie.o na si na ihea na enwu ka ugbala.o dim ka ugbala a bu egert,anu ahu na eso ehi hausa a kpahari.
@Onyinye onye nkuzi gi Echelon a noghi ya and meanwhile this thread is strictly for ilus,go to the other thread for your igbo lessons
@Topic,onye hapu iracha onu ya,uguru a enyere ha aka racha ya
if one does not lick his lips,the harmattan wud do so for him

Not man enough yet?
Am not denying owing you,Yes am owing you but pls come and take your money + all the benefits and intrests now abi wetin?fear dey fear you ni? come just under the mango tree beside ojukoko primary school,the west end just by the corner where the is a fallen fence.
@OP,i have been here since last 9t.where are you now,lets link down

semi wetin i do you nah?
where you see the sarcasm for my reply?u use Alamco eyeglass see am abi wetin?abi na bayelsa suya wey you chop for Mbiama abi Nembe dey worry you?lol
nothing do you too

Uzzyan:
Ify i chezoro m o kwa ya?

for wherekwanu?a nam aju Romy ase gi mgbe dum.ole maka ulo akwukwo?o dika unu emechiela?ndeewo.anyi missiri gi too mush  


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ljc2FwiTcNQ
unu anola eeeeeeeeeeeeeeh  

Super story !

Esss:
The answer is simple.

On like the rich who have money to shape the future of their 1, 2, 3 , 4 Kids _{(training one to be a doctor, lawyer, engineer, name it. wether they like it or not,)} The poor can only play russian roulette with their kids hoping one of them would be the chamber with the bullet in it.

If he has 10 kids, definitely not all of them would be successful, so he is hoping that maybe;

1. One of his daughters will be pretty enough to land a rich guy for a husband.
2. One might branch into prostitution, Travel to europe and break bread.
3. One of the sons might end up a big time footballer.

e.t.c

lol
The poor man has nothing to comfort himself with,no recreation,no outdoor activity Xcept pounding out his frustrations every nite atop the wife hence the very flenty flenty children.Moreso they cant afford family planning or know anything abt it.

ok

ademiller:
like i said before and then ago, very funny

shuo we don hear now

Ihe i mere di nma,Halleluyah.Oru oma gi di nma Halleluyah!Mkowa nmeso oma gi chi ga eji chi ga abo,dalu oti mbodombo .

echelon:


[color=#990000]Azota ndu, edebelu onwu

Abeg someone help translate the last one

lol,kam nwanu . we preserve life for death
@topic,ijiji nti ike na eso ozu ala
the stubborn fly ends up in the grave with the corpse
Nti si na o naghi anu ihe,e gbupu isi,nti esoro ya
if the ears refuse to listen,when the head is cut off,it goes with it

Ijiji i can see that u are still a maga,still paying
Forget that money,its as gone as yesterday.lol but seriously where is this thread starter,it possible its me hes looking for.Ifeoma Okonkwo. . . .lol Okonkwo's _{of things fall apart fame}daughter
ijiji nite nite,am off to bed as you arent man enough to come for your money.see you when you chop liver

still on the matter
where are they ado babes in da house
@chucket,you now now,all na selense

Ijiji1:
only mango tree you think you can out smart me again. You this girl you think say you get sense pass me, make I catch you first. I should have never trusted you.

lol
Ijiji whats your own sef?i force you abi tear your hand collect the money?abeg ooo,no worry my jare,mugu fall ,guy man chop.

Ijiji1:
Is that you Ifeoma ? I've been looking for you over five years now. By the way, where is my money you borrowed.

lmao
Come over to the mango tree for it _{if you can}

legsy:
please link me with an old friend her name is IFOMA OKONKWO we both went to the same secondary shcool ST.LUKES GRAMMAR SCHOOLMY NUBER IS 08027108320

am right here,search no more ! and the name is Ifeoma

bodija:
Hi
Opaeduc
Please do u av any news relating to Police short service commision? My fellow lander if joining the Nijia Ploice :- is the next thing. I better do that since they are now paying fine.Atleast man must surv, Here is my mail tomashng@yahoo.com or beta still my pone 08055145802;08063615998[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]

with such a mindset,how can things ever get right?
Are you joining cos you want to serve or "man must wack"
God help us all

imambre:
my bro,u must be so lucky out there.every day,i come home depressed from work because its quite helpless downhere especialy concerning patient care.its only God that keeps our people alive.if i had my way,i d be out of here!!!

cheeei

Futa or Futo?

i just hope this is not true.

lmao

Blend and mix freely with the ppl.stand out,get marked out

hmmmmn

zignor:
expect husband

lol

lmao
wishing the couple the best of everything

[quote author=sly-k link=topic=148084.msg2472806#msg2472806 date=1215443168]to sing in what language?
what type of song? A&M, R&B, ragga, South African brand, abi na Owerri brand?
[/quote]lmao

lovely IF its for real

Intresting

chidichris:
hey everybody come down, we are here on stop and search. who is the owner of this camera? is me, where do u live? lekki. where is the reciept of this camera? is at home. good, we will like to see the reciept of the camera. meanwhile pack this car very well.
going to lekki and coming back to festac, will cost you 5000 naira and at least 5 hours of which the wedding you are attending will be done by then. here comes a good police man. my friend, are u sure u are the owner of that camera? yes is mine. ok wait i will talk to him. hmm he is such a difficult person but i am still trying. bring 2000 naira make i give him because u look like a gentle man.
nairalanders, what do u do on such occassion? the ones who know their right will preffer to go to lekki and provide the reciept and have their freedom while those of us who do not know their right will pay or bargain for lesser amount and go ahead with the wedding.
that is nigerian police for you and there is nothing you can do about it.

U can say that again

oaziz:
Only for Igbo Land this kind thing fit happen. Living in fantasy land, abi no be so? Na only Igbo ban go dey live inside one room with four children and wife and go dey tell fellow tenants by this time next year he go move into mansion which he dey build for village.

Rubbish

lucabrasi:
there is endemic corruption in the whole of nigeria,our own is corruption as a way of life from the gateman to the general manager,tell me on an average day in nigeria if u wont have cause to bribe at least one person apart from the police?tell me who doesnt collect bribes on a regular basis,why aint u complaining about nurses in the hospitals,after all they collect bribes and more often than not doctors will leave an emergency patient to die in the waiting room if they don't have money to pay for registration card,so what you r saying is that the police are sub human?remeber they have children too, they want to build a house on their salaries like you,they want to buy a car and have a nice time like you, lets not gloss over the reasons for them behaving that way and just blame them,go check the history of the british and american police several years ago and they were as corrupt if not more than our own nigerian police, hmmm a job of service,hell no pedro,they have given their lives for service and we as citizens are meant to give them a good quality of life and welfare not neglect them and expect them to put all their worries aside and act like robots

spot on !
its not just the police,there is an epidermic in nigeria !

ow11:
@romeo

WE NEED INT'L AIRPORTS IN EVERY GEO ZONE AND STATE CAPITAL. INFACT, AIRPORTS SHOULD BE BUILT IN EVERY MAJOR TOWN IN NIGERIA!

otondo