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bia bia o mu ka i na agwa? anam e bendikwa boyyys olu/onu
Yeah,anam eme politiks . . .Campaign for "asusu na odide igbo na mpaghara uwa nile"
ole ije?i si ka i bia kele anyi today?dalu mana i bu onye ebe?
welcome to ulo ndi igbo

Darfur ! Darfur ! ! Darfur ! ! !
ugboro ole kam kporo gi oku? a hurum na otu thread,onye mepere ya bu "daffur" lol.e chekwam na obu gi at first,i was like i hapula your gospel of kill all da jajaweed soilders bayenzie ihe ozo anyway,e mecharam noticeia the double "F" in between.
e nwekwara Presidonsi ,nwe romeoromeo ooooooh ebelebe igba.
Ada bekke,nnenneigbooooooooooooooooo,we miss you. . .anyi tufuru gi
GC ole ije?
jenny Pres,hmmm o tuwala gi ime?i toldded you oooh.
Rubi,kedu maka umuaka gi na ndi ezi na house gi?Udo
Uzzyan,nwanyi Romy kedu ka i di?
Sheniqua,seriously ole gi now?
hi all

Ok.ngwa sharpua ukwu gi
@Topic,agadi nwanyi ka a juru ihe mere na o naghi agbasi egwu ike,o si na o naghizi agba egwu ka o data ego
an old woman was asked why shes dancing clumsily and she said its cos shes not dancing to be sprayed money/to get money any longer
mana yet ooooo
Agadi nwanyi anaghi aka nka na egwu o mara agba
a woman is never too old to forget the dance steps of a song she likes

ukwu(waist) dim ka ogo m(in-law)
anyi a bala onwa nmeri na ngozi for ndi kwere nu

lawddy. pls let them go for the big dudes,the ones that call the shots in the biz.Shes just a carrier.let them find and go for the Oga.hope the youths wud learn . . . those big dudes brainwash them and send them on these type of sucide mission for peanuts while they hide in the background enjoying the cash from the biz.when things go wrong,oftentimes,its the carrier(victim) that faces to the music alone.
Get rich quick syndrome . . . .their is no right way to do wrong.

rubi:
This thread reminds me when I was a kid my parents told us a lot about tortoise
Do you know that I went to the market one day while I was in Nigeria and I happened to see tortoise
I called the tortoise (MBE ONYE AGHUGHO) and immediately dam tortoise went back to his shell and never came out till I left. That made me to believe all the story been told about the tortoise.

I will still type my own story later

lmao.he heard you ! ! !
we are waiting for your story ooooo

I have forgotten some parts of the story  just remembered this now 
tortoise and the 7 princesses !
    Once upon a time in Kinshaha ,there lived a king with seven very beautiful daughters.He was so loved by his people,The land of Kinshaha was blessed and peaceful,they harvest the best yams,their palm oil is the best and their cassava make the best fufu 
  Now the kings seven daughters lived in the palace but in seclusion.They only go out in the evenings for an evening bath in the stream somewhere very close to Tortoises house.Moreso,nobody(Xcept the king),not even their personal maids/aides knows the names of any of the princesses,they always refer to them by numbers,No 1,No2etc.
Now the Princesses No 1 is ripe and ready for marriage,men were trooping in and out of the palace,princes from far land and even kings,seeking for her hand in marriage.They all come out of the palace dissappointed because the king refused to talk with any one of them.He was in deep thoughts . . . .thinking of a way to get the best of the best for his pretty daughter,the queen-in-waiting.After some 3 days spent alone in his inner chamber,lost in thoughts and somle consultations with the elders,he decided that whoever would get the name of his 7 daughters correctly would marry the beautiful princess and even be made the king of Kinshaha after his death.
the die is cast ! men went to work.soothsayers were consulted by many,lots went to herbalists,but yet none was able to come up with the name of even one of the gals when Tortoise heard about it,he went to his dead father and asked for a trick that would make him get the names of the princesses,lol,he was not disappointed,the cunny-ever ready papa gladly gave him a solution.he told him that the princesses love "utu" fruit alot._{utu is a kind of wild cherry}  so he should use the utu fruit to get their names.
  Tortoise set to work,he planned and planned and planned and finally he came up with a solution and Yes he was even so sure its going to work.Infact hes 100% sure about that.He even ever before he set the trap,went boasting in town that hes going to mary the princess and be the next king  As usual,no one took him serious,he stands no chance they all said.
  One evening,after days spent on monitoring the 7 princesses on their way to and fro from the evening bath at the stream,Tortoise decided that its high time to execute his plans.he set off to work ! He got 7 very fresh and succulent "utus"  and arranged it every carefully by the banks of the stream,he also left a broken earthenware pot beside it and went to hide in the bush awaiting the arrival of the princesses.he didnt have to wait for long,Behold the brides arrival
  On arrival and sighting the well arranged and tempting "utus" the 7 gals made for it and ofcos ate it all. just as they were tru with their "utu meal and were almost ready to have their evening bath,Tortoise came out from his hiding place in tears and asked about his utu. he tols them stories of how he broke an earthenware pot belonging to the lion and how he left it there with his utu and rushed home to see if he can get his friend the snail to help repair the pot.Now,who took his utu 
  see wahala ooooh,the Tortoise was in tears,seriously  the youngest of the gals was very emotional and cudnt stand Tortoise tears anymore so she said
1st girl: oh please it was my sister NNE that saw the utu and called our attention to it.
nne had to defend herself ,abi? 
nne said,how cud you say something like this NGOZI,it was NKECHI that gave me di utu.
nkechi was like:its a lie,it was CHIOMA that gave me just a half.
chioma said:No,it wasnt me joo,it was IFEOMA that gave me to eat.
ifeoma said nope,it wasnt me,it was UCHECHI that gave me.
uchechi said not her!,it was ADA that called her attentionto the utu.
lol;Tortoise now have all their names. pretty princesses,don't worry your fine selves he told them,am going to find a way of getting another utu.he happily rushed homehes going to marry the kings first daughter ADA.
The next day,every early in the morning,he called all his friends,infact he woke them from sleep.He told them to come and go with him,hes going to be the next king,he knows the name of the 7 princesses.sighs and hisses filled the air.imagine! this joker(tortoise) woke us all up for this rubbish,he possibly can't be serious they said but he insisted they all go with him and grudgingly they left for the kings palace with him.
  The king after hearing Tortoises' purpose of visit was LMAO.how can he,a nobody know tha names of his daughters?princes and kings and even notable men have tired and failed . . . .No he just have to be joking.Tortoise stood his grounds.he has come to claim his wife.Well,the king now gave him audience and as expected,Tortoise gently but accurately gave out the names of the 7 princesses.the king was suprised,he was shocked  ,he was sad  how cud it be Tortoise ooh lawddy 
  He being a man of his words,however had to give his daughter to Tortoise.people that came with Tortoise cudnt believe it,Tortoise their next king lol
Tortoise was over the moon with joy  where men and kings have failed woefully,him a near nobody in the society has succeded.well,he came home with ADA the first daughter and the king gave him everything he promised him.He later became the king of Kinshaha land 
  _{oya no go ooh  ,tell me wetin u learn from my sunday school story}
@Eche sim ga rahu ura 
never ever underestimate/underate anyone !
     You have a dream?,work towards achieving it,hold on to it!

which countries wey life don tire hate us pulshi?

agentemmy:
I will tell you why some brothers hate themselves in your country (Naija).

Firstly, outside the country Igbo people from Nigeria spoil Naija name. Igbo people would travel to go and do 419, robbery, sometimes they will travel in the name of business and they will ask manufacturer to produce less quality products (FAKE) for them and sell it for the fellow Nigerians. This kind of act is unhuman and that is not business wise but fool. Not knowing that the people you bought it from would regards you as criminals.

Secondly, Hausa people the spoil Nigeria internally (in Nigeria) they spoil things, they are not neat, and they very lazy. They are the one you see doing bureau de change, selling of antigues and so on. They don't improve things at all. They are not suppose to rule a country. Since when Babangida (HAUSA) become president that is where Nigeria started having problems both in Nigeria and International.

Thirdly, Yoruba people are too cool, too tollearte non-sense, too generous, they don't like to cause war on conflict. Thus the other tribes seem cheating them. But in term of education and the people that has been representing Nigeria since 19s they are number one.

If you like accept this or leave it. But if Nigeria should seperate today. out of the three main tribes one would quickly redeem a good image. And if yes, which one could that be? on your heart is the answer don't ignore it.

you sound like the eighties preacher

Ekele diri gi onye nzoputa.onwa ohuru na ubochi oma nke i mere anya mu na ezi na ulom were huta.Ima nma gi zuru anyi nile ahu.Ngozi gi na ebere gi ezuworo anyi nile.Chinyere na asi gi dalu.Uju na aburu gi abu oma.Nnenne a gaghi echefu oru oma gi.Jisos, onu anyi nile juru na ekele.
new every morning is thine love,great is your faithfullness.

smile4kenn:
Last week, Nigeria's senior oil workers union, went on a five-day strike against US oil giant Chevron to demand equal rights and privileges.

They were angry that expatriate workers are paid higher than their local counterparts. They also say that expats occupy an average of 77 percent of the top management positions, leaving Nigerians with only 23 percent.

This situation is reflected in many industries operating on the continent, who have come under fire for employing costly expatriates rather than locals with the same abilities and experience.

But in most cases, this is justified by claims there is a skills shortage.

Is your pay and condition of service lower than is paid to expatriate staff in the same job? Are expatriates taking jobs that could be done by locals? If you are an expatriate working in Africa, is the disparity justified? Are foreign workers treated better than local staff?

***get up,stand up,stand up for your right**
now you have seen the light,stand up for your right !

superman:
wait till the junkies brothers turn up! can't wait ha

lol

RedHotChic:
Lol; Apparently, weed that used to be cheap is now beyond the reach of the poor masses, Haba, Yaradua and his bad govt!!!! Very soon, those that smoke cigarettes in Nigeria will start smoking used sanitary pads because they can't afford the real cigarettes.

cheeei,you bad oooh .lol
@Topic,this must be a joke.

and here we are complaining when foreigners treat us like some piece of dirt

oooh sahara.i wudnt be suprised if its true ,we have seen worst things

seeeeeeeee moneyyyy

kosovo:
i weep for africa.

Dry your tears.!
everything is gonna be alrite soon.

nope

dutchmillionaire:
I finished 1996.
Wr are all the dengramites in nairaland. I know dengrams has its toe @ every nook ang cranny of the world. Pleny here.
Lux fiat gentle men.
@ Ado,QRC,Anglican, that's still our gals. @ Ifyalways keep it moving. Thgis is a good time to reunite again. Cheers all!

whats wrong with your keyboard
heyyyyy what about Abbot boys and gals,Ihiala?anyone here?

rubi:
I gahie uzo bu icho ta uzo

Missing road is knowing road

lol somehow true i chota uzo ohuru
onye noro ebe ono,ebe o na anoghi ana agu ya
when you are somewhere,you wud be itching to go 2 anoda place

rubi:
@ifyalways How body?

adim nma.dalu
heeyyyyyyyyy mmadu nile,happpy onwa july

babs787:
@ifyalways


I will back it up with hadith and Quranoc verses Insha Allah later

thanks a million.i wud be on the look-out for it.

as little or as much as the week needs

kene 20:
lol
Imagine big boys in short instead of trousiers , though that makes us outstanding .
@ Ifyalways
There was this ADO girl I was going after then, bcause of her I never missed my external lesson because that's d only meeting point.

lol
i can imagine did any of you guys go to "SOH CAH TOA" for external lessons?
No other Ado babe here?

youngies:
You are not supposed to have wet dreams in school

lmao
Not too bad if you agree to that.like Osuofia said" agreement is agreement" !

Gamine:
Its Obvious this Smooooooth character is feeling 2nd class.

Dont hate, Appreciate!

@Ify.

i hate repeating myself, but
Those Expelled had previous offences which added up to this.

People without any offence were just warned.

Why will you leave your bible in your room when your going for a chapel service
especially when thats the only program you have for the day!!!
sometimes, we just cause issues for ourselves.

aaah Ok.it was rather harsh(school authority) and foolish (student) . . . .going for a service without a Bible   in a church school too  
If men were God   rules ! rules! rules! when do we nigerians learn to stick to an agreement and laid down rules?when do we remember that justice should be tampered with mercy?

manuch:
Stand to be corrected he has not won the appeal case. The case is still on going and shall resume on the 2nd of july .
all this clean and green thing is all bullshit it is there to convience people who cannot see through it that he is actual working .

The new face of imo. my arse. the masses our suffering from the restriction of okada from majors roads with no alternative. high insecurity in the state.

cheeei so ma beloved "inaga" has been restricted?how do ppl swim tru amakohia/akwakuma axis and Onitsha road assumpta junction when the heavens are opened? Owerri insecured?thats a new one to me

still waiting

lol
the rules were laid down and no one was forced into going to that school,i presume   If the students were expelled not too bad,they were Only trying to enforce a laid down rule. It doesnt  sound good to me but to them well,who knows   They ought to know that its better to go to class without even a biro than to forget your BIBLE.Its their fault . . .being there,forgetting their Bible and the expulsion.lol their fault and their choice.

Seun:
They are paying customers, and should be treated as such. With reverence.

Bulls.so because they are paying they should go haywire?.Guys the rules were there even before induction,they should all stick their asses to the rules or get booted out !

Gamine:
Dont talk about what you don't know, Abeg.
No one was Expelled for just that!

intresting.Pray,do tell us 

pls oooh my brothers and sisters i got a few questions and wud very much appreciate your responses
How do Mu"slims treat Orphans? Or what is an Orphans fate in the Isl"amic setting?i wud appreciate if its backed up with quotations from the Ko'ran.thanks

and

folly69:
Its damn real my friend just three weeks ago a man died of magun(thunder bolt)by sleeping with another mans wife.

oooooh,sinners beware !
@folly,been around town. missed our fights too.wassup with Aisha 2? [s]pls lets not start,the long arms of the mods are more than ready to strike [/s]

Haa .
"let he who thinks hes standing take heed lest he falls"

rotimy:
But can we really know the heart of a human being
MANY WHOSHOUT THE LOUDEST IN THE CHURCHES AS WORKERS, PASTORS AND PRIESTS MIGHT ALSOBE GREATEST HYPOCRITES

hmmmn

@Topic,Yeah it exists but it cant affect anyone that is soaked and sanctified by the blood of the lamb. . .Jesus.There are principalites and there are powers but Christ Jesus rules over all.
"we wrestle not against principalities and powers" . . . .acknowledging that there are powers and principalities
"God has exalted him high above every other name,that at the mention of the name of JESUS,every knee must bow and every tongue must confess" . . . .yet there is a saving name or power
"the name of the lord is a strong tower,the "righteous" runs into it and are saved.
"we wud overcome by the blood of the lamb and by the words of our testimony.

so Yes,there are powers and there are jazz But JESUS rules over all.

A maghim ebem ga ebido ebido ma o bu ebe m ga akwusi were jawa gi Jehovah nma.Daddy i dirim nma,i hurum na anya,i na e chere m mgbe dum,ihe nile banyere m na emetu gi.Eze dalu ! ejim oge olu na aguru gi abu oma na asi gi Jisos,deeeeje !