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aaaaah Ok
@Eche my grannie told me sometime abt "OUR hERO" and the dancing tree .you want to hear?

ewwwwwwwwwww

Not too bad

ogedums:
Educatin and planning which should at alll times be the basis for all govt project. the New face of Imo is totally lacking in it promises and like other political promise it won't last long. I just came back from Holiday and the cleean and green state is going back to the dirt, is it because Ohakim has won at the appeal court? any when you are in Owerri visit the popular Maris supermarket jucture and see the large dirt that is left there, yet it is a cleen and green state.
Visit www.4betterdayz..com and see reasons why the new face of imo may fail.

lol
Owerri and dirt.Next pls

and re-baptised

Be very very sure u understand that word, "marriage"

someone else wud have to be around.The world is almost gone bananas wudnt want to play the guessing and hoping game with my kid.

Its everywhere ooooooooooooooooooooooh
Youths today and teen pregnancy

@Poster Is it possible for a white lady to marry and genuinely love a Black man?
love cuts across skin colour !

Quite unfortunate 
Abiriba is a very big and Popular town in Abia state.Its going to be quite hectic but i think if you really want to help,you can get there.Get down to Aba or Umuahia,pick a car to Abiriba,ask for the "iGWE's" palace and explain your mission to him,with the help of the native town criers and words sent around in mkt places,you might eventually get him.
where did the woman(friends mother)  meet the man?
can she still recollect what he did for a living/what he was doing then?
don't thay have even a pic of the man?
The above info would be beneficial too.Igbos love children,they would be more than happy to help.oooops Goodluck too 
Please be well prepared ,you might have to spend a night or two,not a big deal anyway(there are modest hotels there),IF you really want to help 

echelon:
Ilu Igbo agukata agba awalu  

Nwa m akalia m bu aghugho.
To claim that your child is beyond your control is treachery.

okwu ka i na ekwu ! 
@Topic,Ebe a na adu nwa nwere nne odu ka nwa na enweghi nne na amuta ihe.a motherless child listens/learns when mothers advice their children
Ihe niile bere na abali bu anwunta
every thing that bites at night is assumed to be mosquito
Youngies,Mortiple na kashiif ole ihe na eme nu?izu uka ohuru na onwa ohuru oma nu

nwakaibe:
Biko gini na eme na thread ebea nke mgbe? I travelled to warri on official business and was nearly kidnapped

Oji ofor ga ala 
Gakwa Tuora Chukwu mmanma.Ha eche na i bu nwanne OBJ ka o bu onye hausa? lol iwe na ewekwa ndi ahu.thank God na i lotara were onu gi were koo di akuko.took kiaful nwam    ndeewo and we missed you.i zutara bread? 
@Echelon je kwuo nu  But it runs in the obara.

doncaster:
Please where is Nnenneigbo. Its long i came here last.
Nnenneigbo where are thou?

I

nnenneigbo no na ulo Otele.infact o no na Otele Otele  onye ije,deeje.ole maka umu aka gi?
umu igbo o nwere onye ma ebe a na aru akpukpu ukwu na Paris?nna men ,Ikomi di too short  i need to go get a cobbler i ruru ya shoe with extra padding so that atleast o ga enwe ike i rute my shoulders  Pres mgbe ahu gi na nwa akapo ahu na akwu ole ou unu si eme "ihe" ahu?    Now your kind and good advice is needed,ole ihe m ga eme Ikomi    o di mkpumkpu 3 much 
Ikomi bu onye mkpumkpu,onye mkpukpu ka o bu !
Ikomi ole ihe mere i jiri di mkpumkpu otua?
ole sheniqua/babyO/+Osisi/nwando etc ?
@all otu rove

Onyinye. . . . .Gift
Onyinye Chukwu . . . .Gods gift
Ngozi. . . . .blessing
Ngozi Chukwu . . . . . .Gods blessing
nothing mega !

Azu anu uka
ka chi foo.

lol
with our "Cortina" and "shuttle bag" onward we go !
our immaculate white stands out "BATA" surely made a fortune from us

lmao
all hail Ado babes "Anglican girls " and "New Era" babes try small too. Cant even remember my house anymore
no other Ado babe here

presido1:
kwoo ebe igara na ihe i'gara mee, nise ni niasato ko.

hold it right there biko
i was just 7 mgbe ihe a mere.Haba Pres,na waoo,o dikwa egwu,so hmmn choochi o nwere otu nwanyi kporom laba na ulo ya.umu ha bia likem,me too likeia umu ya.Di ya anoghi ya dat day,d next day,di nwanyi ahu lotara were kporom kpoga na be eze.Echiche gi mgeb dum nwere K-leg
ole otu i mere?ole ebe i no ugbua?i dey greet

PHEMOUR:
nairalanders, i don't understand u people again. i said i've done affidavit, is affitavid not Genuine.

If you Abass Olayinka Mu"hammed is genuine then the affidavit is genuine

PHEMOUR:
how can u change my topic, u don't knw what i like and what i don't like well, am ot happy.

people see this man ooooooooooooooo

lmao
we have seen him ooooooooooooooooooo
Dear, take a chill pill.

lol.
when did you leave?finished 2005.you went to "Onycas convention" and "Holy trinity" ? Yes its always Ado or QRC
am still in school.CKC used to be your closet rivals,not forgetting St Charles too.Things arent same over there anymore Pity !

@OP maybe when you die

E lere m anya na aka nri na aka na irum na azum,Jehovah n'ezie i diri obim nma

Why didn't they(man and wife) go for abortion instead of all these now?I cant imagine what shes going tru now.Well if she cant handle it,there might be ppl willing to have the babies Dont know what to say abt da man

rubi:
Na udi di olia?
Ka emesia
I exit from this thread

cheeei maka ginikwanu.biko lekwa ikpere m na ala,anam ekwu ekwurekwu biko
I na ahapukwaranu onye di thread?biaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa biko,ala wu nke mu na gi.just pulling your legs nah,sorry if sounded rude,i never meant harm.biko biaghachi nwanne m

lol
kiridim kidim
Eche when wud Tortoise finally die?

Akpa akpa a rahu/ralu na ute
With an agreement,one can sleep on the mat peacefully better translation anyone ?
Uka akpara akpa isi ka eji ekwe ya
when a discussion is concluded,its signified by nodding
infact unu nyere m aka
@Maureenfx anyi na eche gi oooooooooo
@ all Izu ka nma na nne ji

Ikomi:
Now thats a very technical questions, I'd just give u the rules.

Udiri ihe ahu meee, ana alu udi nwanyi ahu on probation, whereby the probation period is determined by her potential di. If the man comes back to say that the lady's attitude to nmayi has not improved after the probation period, aga enye ya back half the dowry he paid, with the believe he has enjoyed the other half. whether he keeps the lady or not is now determined by the father-in-law, but most smart di's do keep the lady, because umu nwanyi nna alike nkwu na di baaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddd.

It happened in Abakiliki. Anyi jere iluru Ikomi nwanyi. So it happened that my father-in-law to be, mu na ya na ata nkwu na ofu bar, so we all somehow knew each others secret. Which he wasn't comfortable with.

Like one of his secrets I know so well wu that na ya na nwanyi nwe bar na akpa, and nwanyi nwe bar awugi nwuye ya. So even if I become his son-in-law what guts has he got to tell me not to cheat on the daughter even if I so do? Do u understand?

So on the igba nkwu day everyone was soooo happy, including my mother-in-law to be. The only sad guy was the father-in-law and only me and him knew why. And one of his other grievance with me is that would I be able to take care of his daughter considering the level of my nkwu intake. And I reassured him not to worry over that, that his daughter is in save hands. But Ify u know they always say "The evil that men do lives after them" but now "it lives with them". Madam Rebecca that owns the bar was more of his problem.

Well the D-day is here no going back. And u know that one of the rules of Igba nkwu is that when the girl is given the palmmy to take a little and pass the rest to his supposed darling, if she takes a little of the palmmy and spits it out of her mouth the Igba nkwu stops there, it means she is not happy with the man and the marriage.

So the father knowing this decided to pour Ogogoro into the cup the girl was about to drink from and pass to me. The fathers believe was that since the girl has never tasted any alcohol, if she takes a sip of the ogogoro she would spit it out and I would have to be disappointed on that day, and go home without her daughter as everything would there and then be cancelled by Ikwu na Ibe.

The father filled the cup to the brim and gave it to the girl to take a sip and pass the rest to me. Look Ify if I tell u she did not pass the cup that would be a lie, she did pass the cup, but it was empty. Nwa finished the ogogoro. Dont ask me how I knew it was ogogoro in the cup, because I could smell it.

I stood up from my sit, consulted with her dad privately, my words exactly were "papa Nkechi we would suspend all activities right here until further notice". The man started pleading with me that he never knew she was like that, that I should not bring shame on him. I told him "a man should hang his coat, where his hands can reach. papa Nkechi ike nwangi aghagi adim."

Av not contacted him till date, but I learnt Nkechi now has 8 kids from different fathers and she is still living at home.

Look Ify u asked a very technical question.

Lol.Dede Ikomi i cant stop rovingggggg you.
I hula ya,ndi mmai like us ihe m jiri juo bu adikwa ama ama,ima btw mu na gi,iko mmanya o bula bara m onu must come down empty a naghim a hapu ike mmai. Kam jukwa now a diro ama ama Onitcha gwara Obosi.ewww Nkechi oooo,but Ikomi cheeei mmanya Ikomi o bughikwa nani mu na gi,Pres na even Romy bukwa ndi ngwo,ngwo na anwuruoku sef.
@maureenfx ndeewo.iji egbe bia?lol ndi awka bunu ndi egbe na uzu.welucomu
@Darfur fiakwa akwa rere ere na kwulikwuli a bughi nri.agadi na agwo ofe Rubbbish

echelon:
Onye Awka? Mu nwa bu onye Nibo

u dont say lekwa Nibo,lee Nise na Nimo.a na anu nwanne nnem na Nise. e chetanam something.lol,Isi ikem sef,from ntakiri.Echelon o kwa ima na ndi Nise na eme Nise day every 26th dec.mgbe m di ntakiri,esom nwanne neem ahu na dni ezi na ulo ya were gaa Nise day,di woman zie m ga gbata mmiri na bore hole,m nwere iwe tiwa d bucket na uzo gawara onwem na field ebe a na eme Nise day. E mechara m fuoo uzo,lol a chorom acho abali abuo na Nise.hmmmmn Isi okpukpu di na obara.
@Rubi,sheniqua i na ekwu maka ya o ka dikwa ndu na NL?lol i doubt so,maybe o putana with aha ohuru
@all uhuru chi omaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

noetic:
we don hear u

got to be a resounding echo

The earths is the Lord and its fullness.He wud give his angels charge over us,lest we dash our feet against the stone.The name of the lord is a strong tower,the righteous run into it and are save.He reigns forever ! ! !

@Topic,the law is broken down into two:
Love the lord your God
love your neighbour as yourself.
Hence i wud do both,share the money and use it for both.Till then anyway,the Spirit wud give utterance