₦airaland Forum

EXPONENT:
I've encountered this on the REGULAR!

Nigerians are saying they are from Cameroon with great frequently.

When you ask them from what geographical area and tribe they fumble their words and stumble through more lies and act all surprised.

Why are you ashamed of being Nigerians in America?

Joke of da year !

presido1:
nke gi ka owu nke onye ozo biko me ka anyi mara.

ta bu uka.am not ready to join you in sin.infact get thee behind me Pres.Pres ga mu na azu biko. anyi nozi na oge ogwugwu oge !
ole ihe mere hia?
Pres anu nchi ahu rere ere i nyere m emela eze e gbuwem ngbu.
Ikomi hi.Darfur rove ,Romy Bleep off ,Nwakibe all d felimbobos clients otu rove
Toshie ule nkea dikwa egwu.successsssssss all da way !
fakyyyyyyyyy
@Rubi,sheniqua,Jenny,nnenneigbo niile na GC

Oh,well lets get to the river first

Anyam ahuwo aka oru gi Jehovah.Ntim anuwo nmanma gi onye Obi oma.agburum na ikwu na ibem niile ga eto gi mgbe dum.Ngozi gi di tooooooo much na ebe anyi no.nara otuto nile.

guguru and ekpa.
u wanna join? the party continues

Sarin:
After six kids!!! Tell me you are joking

To the lady, is better you take to your pastor's advice. Be patient and you shall have wonderful testimonies to tell in future.

OOOh Yes! and what happens if she dies in the process of the long waiting and long suffering ? The man has moved on,let her do same jare.life and love is for the living.the children wud be fine .

Ogbunike,the land of bush babies,madam koi-koi and willy willy
fiakwa

lol

lol.
do hope you remember your wives?Ado girls "Action,not words!"

"God bless the day i met you".
"Otelege." . . .Ofori ampomsah

greed,poverty,greeeeeeeeeed ! ! !

SeanT21:
I will take all the good advice. I will keep him.

ehhm why now?i was just abt to ask you to pass him on

Pretend the man never existed and move on with life.

segoye2:
Well, Seun you are right. I mean, not the death bonnaza, I propose if anyone is catched malpracticing, His parents should br flogged, and if na old man, his old papa should, because charity should come from home.

If na teacher pickin, ticher should be flogged, principal pikin, him papa should be flogged on assebly ground, if na minister pikin, him papa should be flogged, if na OBJ pikin self, him papa should be flogged, if u can't flog him, bring him to me, I swear, I will lash him real good.

If u pass death sentence to any offence in Nigeria, na innocent people go remove, because with 700 million, like can be there!

lmao
death sentence indeed.

lmao
they arent nigerians oooooooooh

i hope this ends amicably.enough blood have been shed already.

onye nani ya nwuru n,a obe iji were zoputam nara ekelem ozo.i di nmanyem mu na ezi na ulom eze Jisos.odighi onye yiri gi.na ebe igbopu ahihia ka i zi were bulite isi m elu,onye dika gi?mu na ezi na ulom nile na asi gi I mela.
Pepeye,Zandra1 and Efuah i do hope all is well?keep praising him

KunleOshob:
Pharisees were the keepers of the mosiac laws. they were very knowledgeable about the laws and there duty was to ensure the laws were kept. The reason they were always in conflict with Jesus was 1) because they were self righteous 2) They saw Jesus as a threat because of his teachings
So in my opinion self righteous people who emphasize tithes while ignoring the weightier matters of chritianity like love to our fellow men and salvation are the pharisees of today

touche !
the pharisees believe so much in self righteousness.To them "grace" doesnt exists.they love to be praised by ppl and to be seen by the world as ritghteous ppl.same thing happening to some so called christains today.seeking for self glorification,ready to engage in unfruitful arguments and ever ready to do good deeds which unfortunately are not the Criteria for making heaven.

ayusman16:
At this age u still dey fart while laffing? Hope small shit no commot?

lmao
i cant stop farting jare ! no shit

darfur:
kwushike, nwoke potokiri

ka'm gbada central london now ga zaara ndi ocha gringory

aga eme uwa an^~aa

hmmmn
so u don join the central london boys?
N'ezie uwa na acho ikpu
Ikomi why wud Comfort always give me overnite palmmy?
igbo hi

presido1:
Expo, copy cat ; ozuru la ilu m.
@

iwu isi azu
@topic,onye jiri okwute etiwa akwa o ga eji gini tiwa aki bekke?
if one uses a stone to break an egg,what wud he use to break da coconut?

presido1:
PS Rolling stone gathers no Moose= none got the correct igbo version yet.

pray tell us.
@all happi weekend.onye anwukwana mmai na aba na anya buko

jennykadry:
ify ahu di mu na dimu nwan ne mu nwanyi. . . . . . . . . . as for presido dimu ke ibwo amaro mu ebea oji ukwu ya dika nke okwuko je. . . . . . . . . biko ya bata gwaya na jenny na cho ya nu no


anyways ify ke kedu?ndi bee gi kwanu?

hmmn obi kara gi na ebe Pres no.
Pres i tere di thing mmanu anwu? hmmn for everi action,there must be equal and opposite reaction.ole ihe mere Jenni ji acho gi otua?unu tunyere m azu
Jenny ndi bem di nma.Fake no na elu,Tosh no na ala,o nweghi onye na emegbu ibe ya.
Romy no na sidelines,Ikomi no na bench,Pres no na reserve while Darfur bu extra just incase egwu da to penalty shoot out
jenni do have a good day.

rubi:
@ifyalways odim ka in a eme madu achia ochi toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much
@ the same time inspiring

i meanuri ya?cheei thanks a million.isi a zalam
Cherekwa,o nwere nwanne gi di vacant,a nam achokwa di ndi threadia jurum.buko a dikwa vacant too i nwere anything di available but pls no Bush meat ! already made buko.onye na agba jeep jeep
Rubi for ma saide na uhuru chi oma,maybe for ur side na ututu . . . .just have a good day dear

jennykadry:
eze ndi aro uzo anu me kene ooooo

lol.so amusighi gi ike? so all these ur raking bu dry one?
hope na ikpere gi ruru ground? 
Jenny kedu?ole maka di gi na ife na di gi nke Nairaland? my rove to ha nile.
cheei e nwere m ule echi  ka chi foo nu buko.uwa na acho ikpugidem na isi 
Faky  always  ,today  ,morrow 

rubi:
@ifyalways Ikom nwa nne gi nwoke achowa beghi ilu nwanyi
Onwere muo eji alu di na nwunye muo ahu bata ya n'ime
oga aghi acho nwanyi kama umu nwanyi ga n'acho yo

@ikom Chineke ga eme all things beautiful for you his time

lol
okwu ka i kwuru.

Ikomi okwa i na anu?uwa nile ahula ike gi oya ka mmuo ilu nwanyi dakwasi gi na ahu ugbuaaaa iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@Rubi ,buko dada o bughi nani Ikomi,ha buru ibu,ndi agadi ekwe nka juru na threadia.lekwa Pres,a chutu nne a chtu nwa unu ga luooooo nwanyi pulease
infact a gam a gara unu niile 9t vigil echi.o dikwa egwu.even u Romy guilty as charged.
oooh even Fake too infact owu nani ndi boyoyo NFA for babes juru nga.
Sheniqua hope na idi nma?anyi nile huru gi na anya
Pres oge mmai don reach.where we go put head? lol
igbo hi

Emad:
ok i think i will take tubaba

inspite of his bald head which i cannot stand,
but he must have a virus which makes girls determined to have his children at all cost
so i will take faze if i had a choice, i do not want to be possessed by tubaba's secugu

lol
where have u been gurl and whatssup with Peter?
@Topic,Faze for moi

Isaac and Nneka ene Moses of goge Africa

lazy sleepy head

efuah:
missing
Almondjoy
Siena
Babycool
Sillyboy
and the rest.

Efuahhhhhh,atisea.where have u been hiding?missed u lots
@Topic,almondjoy
Adeboo
TroOe
Bbalk
seun001
Simibrazil
loving cant done

dry jokes
loling loling and farting.
nice one anusman

lmao
laffs and farts simultaneously