₦airaland Forum

OMO IBO:
i don't believe it when women say the above. especially black women. before i move on i'd like to stress that i've never hit a woman and do not advocate hitting anyone especially a woman.

i've seen loads of women (nigerian women) that were beaten way or the other by their partners but still did not call it quits. personally, i believe most women if not all would like to end the relationship but do not go through with it for one reason ofr the other.

hmmn,really ? 
In my place,its a taboo for a man to beat his wife no matter what.such a man would go free ONLY if the wife doesnt report  to her family 

almondjoy:
At least with older dudes, you can tell the direction their lives should be taking. In the sexuality department. . .always the winners in ma book! They know what to do since they have been around the block for a while.

Now that is what I am talking about! Older dudes may have some personality problems too but. . . prefer them any day. They make better kissers who have learned to keep their saliva in their mouths! They have better rhythmic, systematic, suave, purposeful and more calculating movements. With younger dudes. . .the level of maturity is always questionable at one point or the other. . .they get overly excited and you are constantly guiding them as to "where to go or put things"!

_{Noooooo, not there. . .here. Not like this, but like that. Please move up a little!}

Zombies!

Do I look like a traffic warderess?

Hmmmmmmmmmm! That too, without biting the heck out of you!

ROFL
hmmmn i say thank God you got married when you did. . . .you,you, Almond ! you are a Topic of your own.

O dikwa egwu.
ana m alaghachi back to bed.let me go and mara otu mmiri siri banye na opi ugbogiri
Echelon mana i ma na o tara akpu ,i try jare
akwukwo igbo here i come.

@Topic,gwam ihe mere dimkpa o tukwuru ala nyuo amiri ?

Personally you MUST be atleast 5 solid yrs older than me They come with better experience in all things and handle things more maturedly. . .the older the better lol but not too old oooooooooooh sumtin like 5 to 8 yrs ahead of me.thank yousss

Another excuse  
let him marry her jare ! Perharps the lady is scared that by getting born again,she might be denied the usual dosage of phocking sessions and styles from the guy.If he truly loves her,let him marry the babe and i tell you,she too wud be born again.no victor . . .no vanquished.  

rofl
it prolly might be WAEC or JAMB going by the posters word. . .processing
@Poster nothing stops you from being married and still processing your admission.Dont let the 7 yrs you have spent so far become wasted yrs. . . .all the phocks,laundry,cooking etc
Marry him and continue with your schooling,Ok.

@poster prolly they didnt enjoy the outing. . . .it takes more than money and all for a nice date.perharps you are a bore . . . what did you talk abt on the 1st date?. . . your parents or your biz? Look inwards

If he lays his hands on me

ok oooooo,a gbalili m sef were attemptia ya

aku onye na agba ya anya mmiri? a nwuru oku (smoke)
i si na azataghim nke a,m ga aga eburu akwukwo igbo . . . .by Prof A.B.C NWOSU gupu ya aju na anya now

Well i dont know much abt the world,better start from home. . .9ja.
mine goes to one and only REV(Mrs) dele George ! founder of little saints orphanage nigeria,strong tower mission nigeria plus others . . . .God bless you richly for all your wonderful and good works of love to the orphans,abandoned children,widows and widowers,teen mothers,juvenile children et all.you are truly a blessing to our generation.

Checked in alive
Checked out dead.
All these old men refuse to hear word . . .the young girls wud keep killing them.
These girls have gone wild and modernized in bed . . .the old men keep trying to meet up. . rofl.they end up exhausted and dead.If you must do,make sure you are physically and emotionally stable.

A big fat shame to Nairaland members that are fond of twisting a topic to ethic wars.
People that derive joy from some silly debates.always on heat for some stupid debate like their ass is infected by fleas from a million carmel . . . better still PMS or priapism

@topic,too bad,poor heads. . . .lost in transit.one has just to be careful and always pray for guidance and protection.

rofl
since when did i become a maga ?

@poster,You have just 2 options :
park out of the enviroment
Get used to it.

umuigbo happy APRIL FOOLS day
heheeeeeeeee Fake atokirila tata.m ga eme ya double april fool
Ikomi i si nini?arighi nsogbu nonu,mi na gi adika infact uyo na ihe niile no na uyo wu nke mi na gi .
Sam milla ndeewo.Enugu. . . .Enugu nke ngwo too.ala igbo amaka.birikwa dede !
Soundmind kwezuo.ya gazie.
Romy dalu so.you are the most wanted trusted buko echefula di okpa,o dim nkpa
GC nwa ada di ora nma,o ga adirirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrri gi nma.Amen
Darfurrrrrrr,i dikwa ndu?igwuribe ndi agha philsitine e burula gi ?ebelebe !
Umu igbo niile ya gazie.

echelon:
Gwam okorobia na-eti igba n'ugwu

I zatakwa ya!!!

hehe gini ga eme ?
osisa ya bu ozodimgba ma o bu oku okpo e chetaghizim ya mana onye nkuzi igbo anyi a kuzirikwara ya then. . .i think na o bu otu anu sha.infact o gbara m nchefu
@gwam agbogho isi abu(pus) ?

wadooo all
the thread is moving
liftedone be fast abt it and ask for the "urhobo makossa" .am searching for it too and if i see it,am gonna post it here for all to enjoy.
i love this name"OCHUKO" what does it mean?
heheee now am salivating for fried beans + tinko

Oji oku eri aja nara otuto m.Site na ebighiebi rute ebighebi Jisos i na achi achi.I di nma na ututu,ehihie na abali.i topuwom na ikpe omuma Jisos,udo gi na amara gi ka i jiri gozie m.Dalu eze ebube.Ekele diri gi na ndu Ken.Ekele diri gi na ngozi i goziri Nnenne.Dalu papa na ndu Uju.i zuru ka eme ! ahu anyi niile buru nani onu,o pughi izu inye gi ekele.DIEU merci.

rofl
@Kean,you prolly gave her reasons to do so and moreso maybe you guys have not been togeda long enough to know each other well so busybody is not the right word,shes just be concerned,lol most parents do anyway.
@topic,my mum doesnt fret over little things sha.if i decide to tell her fine,if not she wud observe and look the other way funny enough i always do come back to her for consultations and help.sweeeeeeeeet mama

Ndipe:
No abortion please. 2 wrongs don't make a right.

Word !
@poster,where in 9ja are you?
what do you do and what is the pregnant girl doing?
If you are in lagos,visit the strong tower mission with the babe. they ARE not going to abort the pregnacy but they wud be of help esp if you are or the pregnant babe is still young this should serve as a lesson to you. Strong tower mission is in palmgroove,lagos BUT if you and the babe are above 25 i doubt if you wud get much help from them still give it a trial tho,the unborn child,i feel for not you or the babe mind you.

lmao.
Youngies deeje.mberede ka eji ama dike
gi na Echelon e bidola iji ilu e mere m iyanga.

@Topic,ogbu opi ga ehicha imi
he who blows the flute wud also wipe/clean his nose
Bottomline:he who works hard,enjoys !

arua na anwu,eri e na ndo
toil at noon,enjoy at dawn

onye gba oso,o racha oroma
work hard . . . .enjoy

huh

Soundmind:
Ekenekwa m unu o

Gbagba agbaba, gbaba agbaba.

biko gini ka o putara?
o kweghi m okwukwu ma o bu i hota ihe o putara
ndeewo

Look at what shes even thinking of . . .ignorance is truly the school of blindness
He seems broke. . . . .memories from the past

Happy married life.
children,happy family,money,love and understanding galore all the day.He who finds a wife has found the best thing.goodluck.

Male friends all the way.have just 3 female friends.
Guys are wonderful creatures.

hmm
i dont think you are in love with him yet.You are prolly just fond of him.The virtues you have just seen in him are well. . .the good sides.what abt the demons in him?can you stand it when its unleashed?wud this same feelings be there if and when he stops buy you gifts and paying money into your account?

@topic,You only go for spares when you are not sure of where you are,heading to or whom you are with One is enough for me,just main tyre and nuffin else

o burukwa like that don't give me anymore.
iji okpa agbara m Isita say na aguru m di m ka i nuru na Fake anaghi enyeju m afo?i choro iji style kparia my love Fake? i hutula nga nwoke na azutara nwanyi nwoke ibe ya ihe oriri?
infact iwe abiala m. 
presssssss am fine jare,enjoying my hols na aka na ukwu na ugwu fake. 
ka chi fooo,duty calls 

i si na Ikomi mere nini? nke a bu breaking news. . . .Ikomi . . .every womans dream night mare 

thanks dearie.
lol .do ask abt the Makossa.the beats are simply great !
hehe. . . .Bible consultation