₦airaland Forum

azpekuliar: That's because you're a local man, and local people do not think outside the box!

God bless u

[quote author=olokfor]Well, like we would say, these kind of things only happen in Nigeria. If its oyinbo now, u will all say its romantic. Bydway, who say it happen only in Nigeria? Havent u see pple doing worst in order country. Hope dey can swim sha, incase..

Lexusgs430: Has i dey read dey go, piss wey no catch me before, begin worry me ! Oya I dey go empty my bladder, make UTI no make my wee wee dey smell !!!!

U make me laf, tears dey comot 4 my eyes

[quote author=afam4eva]Very funny. Just surrender ur life to Christ and u will live long.

[quote author=seanet01]Fake Tribe!
Fake Warlord!
Fake Country!
Fake Wife!
Fake Will!
Second Hand Tribe! FAKE COMENT

[quote author=the_ripper]Yorubaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Una do well give us this medal o. More grease to una anus o. U'r rili funny but looking 4 trouble

Ur church must be very boring or maybe d sermon was boring. If u were singing and dancing, u will not have dose off.

inurmind: No!
Tell them its not of god.
Then forcefully lay ur hands on them and dramatically shout out loud that the spirit of jazebel and samson should come out of them by fire and go back to the sender.

If ur manager queries u do the same to him. Then take ur sack letter and go to sleep under the bridge.

To think someone said u guys ask sensible questions.
Mtchew!

U really killed me with laughter.

Propertysearch: Wow!! embarrassing moment. Mine happened today oh!! boy was I embarrassed. The trouser I wore today has an issue with the zipper; each time I sit down, the zipper always tends to come down slightly on its own and for that reason, I'm always concious of pulling it back up. For some reason this afternoon, I stood up and went out of my office to attend to someone. By the time I returned, I had completely forgotten about the zipper and just walked back into the office like that without remembering to pull the Zipper back up. I didn't know that my zipper was completely down and part of my boxer shorts was already visible. The moment I walked in, everybody started smiling; before I knew what was happening, one of the guys in my office couldn't hold it any longer and just burst out laughing, the others followed. I just stood at my desk smiling foolishly and was wondering what was so hilarious. One of my female colleagues then pointed towards my crotch area, immediately I looked down and saw my zipper completely open and a bit of my boxer shorts sticking out. At that moment, I just wanted to crawl into a hole and never come out. Damn!! I was so embarrassed, and to top it all, it was a babe, my office babe that pointed it out to me.

Dey didnt see anytin na, just d boxer. Unless d boxer dirty.

[quote author=babyluvme&u]ME AND MY BOYFRIEND HAD PROBLEM AND WHAT CAME OUT OF MY BOYFRIEND MOUTH IS THAT HIS FRIEND'S ASK HIM WHY SHOULD HE BE DATING A GIRL THAT IS OLDER THAN HE IS. I FELT SO EMBARRASSED.

WITH ONLY 2YRS OOOOOOOOOOO.[/quote]And u are still wit him. Smh

Mine was during our workers in training at Rccg. We were told 2 preach in a commercial bus. because it was compulsry, i no get choice but 2 do it. Though i was talking, but dont even understand wat i was sayin. After all the jagon, i just come down witout looking at anyone.

sauceEEP: bra-sil

lol

menix: Tot I was. D only 1 dat noticed dis. As I tuck in my rod back d machine container holla "Thank you for banking.wiv us"

U guys r 2 funny

a1solution: ITS A GOOD INVENTION BUT IT CAME LATE AS NIGERIANS WOULD BEGIN TO ENJOY UNINTERRUPTED POWER SUPPLY AS FROM THE FIRST QUARTER OF YEAR 2013. THEY SHOULD HURRY UP TO SELL THE FEW THEY CAN SELL WITHIN THE REMAINING TWO MONTHS TO 24/7 ELECTRICITY IN NIGERIA

Wao, i pray its true.

topsyking: RUBBISH invention....

Empty barrel.

Kslib: Ah good news...
No wonder,today i went to first bank to withdraw cash from the ATM machine and saw this big black container which had this writing with red paint on the body "PLEASE URINATE HERE".. I was like WTF.. Now i know why...

U r kiddin, rite?

I guess d governor too don visit such club to know it exist.

I hate dis word Unclad wey una dey use all d time. Nude or Naked sound beta jor

Kslib: Check your body well,those marks might be cockroach bites and not mosquito bites.. Mosquitoes no longer bite people,all they do is just to enter your body tru your nose or ear and fetch blood in large quantity both for present and future use. New research suggests that a new tube has been found in the body which connects the nose/ear directly to our blood bank.. Mordern Mosquitoes consider biting before sucking as old fashion and it limits the quantity of blood that will be collected from the host,so they found a new way..
Humans are moving forward with discoveries,and so are mosquitoes..
wake-up bro!! This is the 21st century

Na wao, u get time 2 write rubish

2 million: na only one question wer d op ask na it make u d write all dis essay?

And u come copy everything for us to read again. D brokin sef u no sabi

fittty: Whey r there so many dumb questions on nairaland

cos there are many dumb people.

obi123: things are improving by the grace of God, off topic , i wonder if there's still land around that igbobi hospital area because there will soon be a need to expand the hospital very soon because of the expected influx of bicycle related accidents

It wont be as bad as dat of okada

salam001: I pray he adds an additional lane for those of us who loves skating

lol

pro01: Lol. Seriously, Nigeria is in a big mess. When those in government are so blatantly disconnected from everyday reality and oblivious of the pains and problems of the people they govern, then all hope is lost. All what they do is come up with one white elephant project or quixotic idea or the other, rather than address the REAL problems and hardships afflicting the populace (bad roads, collapsed infrastructure, public service inefficiency, inadequate/disfunctional systems, etc). Sadly, their equally disconnected (and deluded) children/wards in the diaspora would cheer them on from overseas - on the internet.

The masses are in serious trouble. I really empathise with them, but there is only so much that one can do. It is left to them to rise up and do the needful. If these arrogant and incompetent jokers in Alausa and elsewhere are the best we have to govern us, then the worst is yet to come.

Too much gramma

kamdyjenny: Omo, na sex oooohh...wen eva d mood is on nd am wit the rite pesin,I hardly say No,nd I need advice on hw to deal with dis

Make u stop bein wit pesin, rite or wrong. Stay alone.

Milito: -Lustful glances
-Lustful thoughts
-Anger
-Lying under reflex sometimes
-Vengeful behaviour sometimes but cautions myself after realsing it.
-stubborness.
-laziness, especially in praying & studying the word sometimes.

Only u? Den u need deliverance

Sunymoore: Almost here is my story
was taking a shorth cut home recently
beside a burial ground in the evening.
some guy was coming behind me and
suddenly turned back and started
running, i immediately turned and
wondering if there`s danger ahead i also
started running after him. then he
started shouting ghost! ghost!! ghost!!!
just then i increased my speed to Gear 5.
two other men and one Lady that had
also joined that short path quickly took to
their heels and was also shouting. we all
ran out into the major road and where
panting as people gathered. people
curiously asked what exactly is the
matter and none of us responded until
the guy right behind me as first broke
the silence by saying that he did not see
me when he joined the pathway so when
he sighted me in his front, he then
thought i was a GHOST.

Just cant stop lafin. Wao very funny

[quote author=Mynd_44]Erm... He did not know. She went for plastic surgery and when she gave birth, the baby was ugly. It was from there the dude smelt an ugly rat[/quote]He did not know wat? That his wife is rich or wat? Pls read d coment well b4 writing.

Julieccentric: Mumu must you comment??We are talking about Top 5 sexiest Nigerian Male Celebrities and not 5 Ugly Ghana mofos

Dont mind d mumu

Handsome, wit or witout Money? Or fine boy 4 mouth. The Obasanjo u call get plenty money. U no even get money. Na fine face we go chop?

milehigh06: see u...
saw mind freak in vegas and he sure did walk on water.go search who mind freak is

Dats y he's mind freak. He is playing wit ur mind

blackmale: if its really real,, why is he tracing where to walk on? why cant he freestyle it and walk anyhow,,,, IMO though

Thank u