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PoliticsRe: Ojukwu's Siblings Give Bianca Quit Notice From His Residence by ifysimple(f): 11:05am On Oct 01, 2012
Dignitary: The late Ojukwu(may his soul rest in peace ) had over 38 properties scattered all over Nigeria...hmmmnnnnnn!!!

I tot he spent all his money to defend his people in the civil war he orchestrated !!!

38 properties is like a ratio of one house in each state of d federation plus 2 more!!!

He really loved his people. IKEMBA NNEWI
The 38 number of properties; they re talking of Ikemba s father and not Ikemba himself. Olodo! Many of u do not read well before fighting ‎​Ɣ♥̸̨ΰя̲̅ tribal war.
PoliticsRe: Happy 52nd Independence Day Nigeria by ifysimple(f): 10:51am On Oct 01, 2012
Happy Independence M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ sweet country.
RomanceRe: How To Marry The Woman The Woman Of Your Dream. by ifysimple(f): 10:08pm On Sep 30, 2012
Pls what is six pack? I hear it only on Nl, dunno exactly what u guys mean by that. Does it mean money?
RomanceRe: .. by ifysimple(f): 6:23pm On Sep 30, 2012
cordismary: Pls I need a honest, sincere and a spiritual advice here.
I have been dating this about a year and half guy who was born into a catholic family but later went to stay his inlaw who is a redeem pastor who refused bluntly that he must follow them, which he did. And now he has established and he wants to marry me who is a stung catholic and he said I have to follow him to his church of which I refused cos am bigoted in my believe a charismatic I told him that I can't be happy elsewhere apart from my church instead he should continue in his own and even when kids come he could take them along and he still maintains I follow him.
My breath en to tell u the truth I have tried oher churches out ther I don't seem to be happy there is in only my church as a prayer warrior I found true happiness to cut the whole story short am forced to quit the marriage pls a need your candid advice here
You did exactly the best thing. Don't let it bother you
PoliticsRe: Most Handsome And Most Ugliest President Nigeria THAT Has Ever Ruled Nigeria? by ifysimple(f): 10:04pm On Sep 28, 2012
Hahahaha , lwkm ƒό̲̣̣̣̥r̲̅ the pics.
Τ̲̅☺ me most handsome - Abacha
Ugliest. - Obj
RomanceRe: Funny User/screen Names U Have Seen On Nl/romance Section. by ifysimple(f): 10:58am On Sep 28, 2012
Malaria
RomanceRe: WHAT Is It With The Bad Habit Of Nigerian Girls Asking Men For Money by ifysimple(f): 1:09pm On Sep 27, 2012
What Ȋ̝̊̅§ it with the bad habit of Nigerian guys asking girls ƒό̲̣̣̣̥r̲̅ sex
CrimeRe: 11-year-old Stabs Dad To Death For Beating Mom by ifysimple(f): 10:06pm On Sep 23, 2012
Serves him right. I'm so happy τ̲̅☺ hear this. Let him try in his next world. Mtchewww!
AutosRe: Baby Boy For Sale ,at 340k,contact SOLD SOLD SOLD by ifysimple(f): 11:30pm On Sep 22, 2012
Kai, i thought NL has started selling children when i saw this caption.
SportsRe: Mikel Obi Deletes Twitter Account After Racial Abuse by ifysimple(f): 9:39am On Sep 21, 2012
Todaynatoday: I've always known that chelshit fans are all "AGBEROS" even the ones' abroad.
Na today pesin dey make mistake 4 football? European "AGBEROS"
Hahahahaha
Technology MarketRe: Very Clean Curve 4 For Sale.35k. by ifysimple(f): 6:21pm On Sep 18, 2012
jeezybuck: Maybe he made a mistake, Na curve 4 him wan talk. If na curve 2, na him go take fork and knife chop him phone himself
Kai, lwkm. You really made M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ day.
Christianity EtcRe: I Will Never Marry A Catholic. by ifysimple(f): 12:10pm On Sep 17, 2012
@ OP, go hug a wet transformer.
RomanceRe: The Worst Statement You Ever Heard. by ifysimple(f): 7:45pm On Sep 02, 2012
One day, last year as I was walking along Broad Street, Lagos, I saw one man begging. He said to my face, 'pls help me' but I just walked past him. The next thing I heard from him was, "you no dey hear? Abi u be deaf and dumb?". I almost fainted.
Foreign AffairsRe: 17 People Beheaded In Afghanistan For Attending A Party by ifysimple(f): 9:09pm On Aug 27, 2012
curtain: this is the symptom of a full blown C.P.C... Tinubu b warned.
Lwkm
PoliticsRe: Quotes From Parents Of Cynthia Osokogu by ifysimple(f): 10:43am On Aug 26, 2012
unanghope: I hope this girl that want to come to my house tomorrow will not take my joystick from me & disappear.. I met her via 2go & i hv sent her transport! I wil call her to return the 3k transport i sent 2 her back... I no need her again! RIP CYnthia..
. Ha♧°˚˚˚°♧ha♧°˚˚˚°♧ha. Laffº°˚ ˚°º≈wanº°˚=)) ˚°º≈tearº°˚ ˚=)) °º≈myº°˚ ˚°º≈belleº°˚=D =))
Christianity EtcRe: Nairalanders What Church Do You Attend? by ifysimple(f): 4:18pm On Aug 23, 2012
A proud Catholic. Holy Family Catholic Church, Festac.
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Won't Allow Visits Or Intimacy by ifysimple(f): 1:25pm On Jun 21, 2012
She is doing the right thing. May be you proposed just to have access. Mtcheww
RomanceRe: Important! Lay Down Rules In Your Relationship. by ifysimple(f): 1:07pm On Apr 03, 2012
Selfish rules. Mtchewww!
PoliticsRe: Orient Petroleum Strikes Oil In Anambra by ifysimple(f): 12:22pm On Mar 28, 2012
Waw! Thank God for this. Let me go and shine my cv and leave Lagos. Back to my home state.
PoliticsRe: Hembe & His Deputy Chris Azubogu Admit Collecting Estacode For Trip by ifysimple(f): 12:16pm On Mar 27, 2012
House of representathieves
FamilyRe: Mother's Day : Drop A Message For Your Mother by ifysimple(f): 5:43pm On Mar 18, 2012
I wish my mum long life and good health. May God bless her for me.
PoliticsRe: Port-Harcourt, Awka, Enugu, Or Owerri? (Relocating To East) by ifysimple(f): 9:20am On Mar 17, 2012
As you re talking about the east, ENUGU is the place. But please stop looking for US in Nigeria
Nairaland GeneralRe: Facebook Vs Nairaland: Which Is More Engaging And Addictive? by ifysimple(f): 8:44pm On Mar 07, 2012
I prefer facebook. Atleast no much insults!
PoliticsRe: Policeman Commits Suicide by ifysimple(f): 12:45pm On Mar 07, 2012
n P’Harcourt, Police Corporal Shoots Inspector over ‘Sharing Formula’, Commits Suicide

It was a day of rage in the Rivers State Command of the Nigeria Police Force (NPF). A corporal broke a tradition. The tradition of taking what the superior offers without questions. There was a little “gift”, not bribe or highway collections from motorists.

A gift. A customer who came to a generator-selling company at Trans Amadi Industrial Layout, Port Harcourt, the Rivers State capital, had dashed the policemen guarding the company some money. After the policemen had greeted the customer with such clichés like “your boys are loyal”, Öga we are here-o”, “shun sir (with straightened arms) etc.

When the customer left, the policemen -- three in all -- had to share the cash gift among themselves. As it is, the inspector, being the most senior of the team, had to do the sharing.

But after the sharing, the corporal, name withheld, not only grumbled quietly, he complained about the sharing formula used by the inspector. In his opinion, the sharing ratio was unfair and undermined his share greatly. In his protest, he threatened to reject his share if the inspector did not review the sharing formula.

The latter refused, insisting that he was showing acts of insubordination for a corporal to be questioning the judgement of an inspector. Soon after, a push came to a shove. And an argument ensued. The altercations began to attract the attention of passers-by and those nearby. As the argument increased, their voices also got louder and louder. Tension began to build up. Efforts by some to intervene only worsened the tempo of the brewing feud.

In no time, the anger of the corporal boiled over. He removed his AK 47 rifle which had hung on his right shoulder all the while. Nobody expected what followed next. Not even the inspector. The only thing that confirmed the unexpected was when the gun roared and a hot bullet flew out of it, hitting, thankfully, the inspector on his legs. The corporal aimed at the legs, perhaps to just disable him. The gunshot changed the atmosphere, as many bystanders fled the scene, for their dear lives.

Still raging with seething anger, the corporal drank in the implication of his lethal anger. But he would rather not give anybody any opportunity to be mocked, harassed, questioned or arraigned, not sure whether his victim would survive or die from the gunshot.

He chose to take the lead. To die before any other harm will come to him. He raised the gun again, pointed the nuzzle at his chest, and as many shouted “hei, hei, hei”, he pulled the trigger, and the hot bullet obediently rushed out, hitting the corporal right at the middle of his chest. He fell. The gun also fell. But for a while, nobody drew near. Everybody, it seemed had his/her heart in his or her mouth.

Everybody stood transfixed, wondering how a little gift could draw such hot blood.

They were rushed to the Teme Hospital run by the Medicine Sans Frontieres (MSF) at Mile One in the town. Police authorities who sent text messages to journalists on the incident said the corporal refused medical treatment. He was said to have fought medical personnel who wanted to treat him. Left to his deadly wish, the corporal soon bled to death, right there in the hospital.

Commenting on the incident, the state’s police spokesperson, Ben Ugwuegbulem, an Assistant Superintendent of Police (ASP), said the corporal, whom he described as a Non-Commissioned Officer (NCO) committed suicide.

Ugwuegbulem wrote in a text message to journalists that: “At about 09:00 hours a police corporal attached to B Operations department while on duty at Plot 278 Plantgeria Coy, Trans Amadi Industrial Layout, Port Harcourt, shot and wounded on the leg an Inspector of Police working with him in the same beat.”

The spokesperson said that there was no history of acrimony or animosity between the duo before the incident.

As at last night, THISDAY gathered that the shot inspector was responding to treatment. But determined to unravel the full details of the unfortunate incident, the state Criminal Investigation Department (CID) has commenced investigation into the incident.

Meanwhile, the AK47 rifle used by the NCO to commit the crime has been recovered.

The state command which still appeared in shock over the incident said, last night, that it would release the identity of those persons involved in the “show of shame”.

Efforts to trace the home and background of the dead corporal was unsuccessful as his identity remained shielded by the police authorities, his body had been deposited at the morgue as at last night. via news.google
PoliticsRe: Policeman Commits Suicide by ifysimple(f): 12:22pm On Mar 07, 2012
This story is incomplete. I have read it somewhere. Poster nawaa for you o. The corporal and the inspector was quarreling over the sharing formula that the inspector used. It was in the cause of the quarrel that the corporal shot the inspector on the leg and also shot himself. Shameless Nigerian police!
PoliticsRe: Fresh Gun Battle At Chiranchi Quarters In Kano - 3 Policemen Dead by ifysimple(f): 7:42pm On Mar 05, 2012
Ewu^^^
PoliticsRe: I Will Celebrate Big At 80, Says Obasanjo by ifysimple(f): 7:34pm On Mar 05, 2012
Lwkm, lol, see comments.
PoliticsRe: Fresh Gun Battle At Chiranchi Quarters In Kano - 3 Policemen Dead by ifysimple(f): 7:28pm On Mar 05, 2012
Shame on police!
PoliticsRe: Elrufai Says Buhari Is Better Than Obasanjo! by ifysimple(f): 3:42pm On Mar 05, 2012
Na birthday present, abi na wetin?
PoliticsRe: Ojukwu Made The Unity Of Nigeria Possible – Ribadu! by ifysimple(f): 3:38pm On Mar 05, 2012
Welldone Ribadu!
RomanceRe: I Beat My Girl Today by ifysimple(f): 8:21am On Mar 05, 2012
And u came to post it here so we can clap for youhuh Idiot!
You value ur fone pass ur girl, simple.

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