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TV/Movies / Re: Peace Evicted From The Big Brother House by ifysimple(f): 8:27pm On Sep 05, 2021
Stanweezy:
Peace is gone ppl without content, why is Nini crying.

Although she's save but e belike say she don forget where she dey

Peace is the chief bridesmaid to the couple ( Nini & Saga.
cheesy
Crime / Re: Police Arrest Native Doctor Who Prepares Charms For IPOB/ESN In Imo by ifysimple(f): 2:09pm On Jun 10, 2021
So the native doctor is no longer from Aguleri? shocked
Family / Re: My Fiancée Is Pregnant For Me, And This Is Happening by ifysimple(f): 12:21pm On Jun 07, 2021
Please don't ever abort that child.

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Politics / Re: Army To Bury Ibrahim Attahiru On 22 May 2021 At National Military Cemetery by ifysimple(f): 9:29am On May 22, 2021
embarassed
Someone that was alive and kicking this time yesterday. If he was told that in the next 24hrs he would have been inside his grave he wouldn't believe.
We re nothing o.
May their souls rest in peace

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Politics / Re: Help! SWAT Arrested My Uncle On Sunday by ifysimple(f): 8:02am On May 19, 2021
FatherCHRlSTMAS:

Check negenekwenu posts

What I saw on the paper happened Dec 2020.
Food / Re: Exorbitant Food Prices In Nigeria: How Come Nobody Is Talking About This? by ifysimple(f): 4:31pm On Apr 16, 2021
Rainy season is coming. All hands must be on desk this time around. If everyone who has access to any land plants something, there must be difference in the next 4 or 5 months.

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Politics / Re: SERAP Sues FG Over Move To Borrow ₦895 Billion From Nigerians’ Dormant Accounts by ifysimple(f): 11:33am On Mar 14, 2021
Shameless govt.

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Religion / Re: Which Pastor Inspires You? by ifysimple(f): 1:35pm On Nov 15, 2020
I like to listen to tha Ghanaian pastor
Nicholas Duncan Williams
Politics / Re: Kamala Harris' Niece, Meena Is Married To A Nigerian, Nicolas Ajagu by ifysimple(f): 11:38am On Nov 09, 2020
NwaNimo1:
Igbo Amaka....Anambra Amaka.....Nimo Amaka.....

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Politics / Re: Reason Onions Are Expensive In South-south/south-east by ifysimple(f): 10:46am On Oct 29, 2020
Onions were already scanty in the markets and expensive before the protests started.
So this can't be the major reason.

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Crime / Re: Remember This Boy That Was Being Hailed As D.p.o'?see What Police Have Done To by ifysimple(f): 10:17am On Oct 28, 2020
But it was a small boy I saw in the video.
This guy is grown naa?

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Politics / Re: Lagos Policemen Block Ojuelegba Road, Point Guns At Motorists by ifysimple(f): 12:22pm On Oct 27, 2020
They are just afraid of attack.
Na so them block the front of their station and prison for Awka here.
Politics / Re: Edo Election: Oshiomhole Reacts To APC's Loss, Says 'You Win Some & Lose Some' by ifysimple(f): 2:50pm On Sep 24, 2020
donbachi:
Make ur wife mix lemon grass,dongoyaro,lime and lemon.boil all together.its gud for ur heart and e go help u recover from the shock.

cheesy cheesy cheesy
Religion / Re: Ex-Knight Accuses Bishop Ibezim Of Corruption, Gets Arrested by ifysimple(f): 2:29pm On Sep 24, 2020
I don't understand why people always believe what they read on the internet and also comment based on that.
Police report undecided
One day the truth will surely come.
Romance / Re: 5 Guys: Which Should I Choose? Help A Confused Girl by ifysimple(f): 1:22pm On Aug 03, 2020
NoApology:
Damn! Too many entanglements I even lost count of your men and their specific qualities.

I think my brain is entangled. Lemme detangle first so I can comment with a cleared head. Damn!

cheesy
Properties / Re: What Is Your Worst Experience With A Tenant? by ifysimple(f): 4:38pm On Jun 10, 2020
tonididdy:
the house I inherited from my late father... there's this tenant in the house, I have given them more than 7 quit notice with court orders but they refused to leave.
the tenant told me to my face, " I dey this house before them born you"... so I just let them be, when them get rent, them call me... I go go take otherwise I dash them the rooms before


well out of the blue, they called me and said they had moved out of the house.

I went to see for myself and truly they had packed out. the room condition was an eye sore. they trained chickens right in their living room. some people Sha...

grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
Politics / Re: New Burial Law In Anambra State: Obiano Gives Assent by ifysimple(f): 1:44pm On Jun 04, 2020
They should also look into marriage lists/laws not only burial laws.

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Politics / Re: Yinka Odumakin: Buhari Made Nigeria Global Secretariat Of Poverty In 5 Years by ifysimple(f): 9:50am On May 30, 2020
cheesy cheesy
Politics / Re: Fulani Residents Reject Eviction From Bushes In Delta by ifysimple(f): 2:53pm On May 25, 2020
Ruggedniggaone:
the best thing is to go their with soldiers and demolish those Fulani criminal hideout and if they try to protest shot them sight those people are hardened criminal

You are talking as if you are not in Nigeria o.
Na them get the Army so they can't shoot them.
Can't you see how they have been pampering them since Buhari became President.
I think all these their activities will reduce once their brother retires.
Politics / Re: Buhari: We Don’t Have Any Money To Import Food, Farmers Should Start Producing by ifysimple(f): 2:40pm On May 25, 2020
He should also talk to his herdsmen to allow the crops grow.
Politics / Re: Ngige: I Don’t Have Interest In Anambra Governorship For Now by ifysimple(f): 9:06am On May 25, 2020
bolaayenimo:
Hope the Uba brothers won't abduct this small bird again?


cheesy cheesy cheesy
Small bird.
Make dem no come arrest you o.

But he is truly day dreaming.
Crime / Re: Anambra Youths Protest The Killing Of 22-Year-Old Boy By Police (Photos) by ifysimple(f): 12:15pm On May 24, 2020
kissGuys:
well, first off.. I'm not a police sergeant.. And if u're really from Nimo and leave along the road... You shouldnt have posted ur experience based on hear say... A little findings wont hurt.. Just like i did.. U could have done so too...

Today i went and saw the shuttle bus myself.. The impact on the body is there... The only involvement of police in the whole saga was that they were at the scene of the accident before it happened..

Intel from the driver's statement says police was on their way down in their own vehicle when he hit the victim

One of them then jumped down from their own vehicle, held him and commanded him to drive to the station.. While the rest took the injured boy to bekke hospital.. From there to Nnewi... Where he finally died.. And his corpse was returned back to bekke hospital for deposition


... Dear.. In as much as everyone hates police.. Lets try to view things from different angles before we cast judgement... And Nimo people actually displayed cowardice that day... Imagine another town marching in numbers to destroy the govt property in their town..

I mean.. Enugwu ukwu town has never been at peace that the police station was brought to Nimo.. And they wanted to cease that avenue to destroy it and Nimo people just kept Mum.. Well thats for another day...

Sorry if i was a bit harsh earlier.. I just find it irritating when young people react to stories on vague hearings... Especially if dey can do some findings... Once more.. I'm sorry for the harsh start up


Nimo people didn't want the police station in Nimo in the first place. Our former PG brought the police station against our wish.

So majority has been against that station there. So imagine if they succeeded in setting it ablaze. cheesy
Crime / Re: Anambra Youths Protest The Killing Of 22-Year-Old Boy By Police (Photos) by ifysimple(f): 1:24pm On May 23, 2020
I was there that day. Even the tear gas got to me.
Crime / Re: Anambra Youths Protest The Killing Of 22-Year-Old Boy By Police (Photos) by ifysimple(f): 1:22pm On May 23, 2020
kissGuys:
hahahaha.. I dont need to be a police officer to do small findings and know the truth of every situation..especially where is your area. I am not like you that listen to hear say and run straight to nairaland to post...


Police officers are humans too.. And yes some of them mess up all the time.. But its shallow to blame them where its not necessary and worse still.. When its not true!!..

Get ur facts right before u post... Madam sergeant.. grin
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What I hate is when someone replies with insult.
I didn't run to nairaland to post. I saw the thread and since it happened in my hood i decided to share my own experience.
So learn how to talk Sergeant.
I m from Nimo and my compound is along that road beside your police station.
Crime / Re: Anambra Youths Protest The Killing Of 22-Year-Old Boy By Police (Photos) by ifysimple(f): 5:41pm On May 22, 2020
kissGuys:
God will punish you for this lies... The boy died at Nnewi teaching hospital.. Get ur facts right!!

The police took him to bekke hospital where they were referred to Nnewi teaching hospital... And that was were the victim died..


As for yesterday... Police were more than prepared for the Youths.. And they did the first thing expected of them.. PEACE TALK!!.. If those youths had resolved to violence after the peace talk... They would have seen the last of some of them... The attack plan was formidable...

Quit peddling rumours and state facts.!! Police didnt hit, shot, or left the boy at the station to die.. The shuttle driver that hit the boy was arrested and his vehicle impounded.. How on earth did police kill the boy?.

God has already punished you by making you an ordinary sergeant.
Someone asked if you are an officer and you refused to own up.
You went and created another counter thread. Keep on defending your colleagues.
Keep on lying.
I will soon get you glasses to reread what I wrote that warrants that insult from you.
Crime / Re: Anambra Youths Protest The Killing Of 22-Year-Old Boy By Police (Photos) by ifysimple(f): 5:35pm On May 22, 2020
kissGuys:
God will punish you for this lies... The boy died at Nnewi teaching hospital.. Get ur facts right!!

The police took him to bekke hospital where they were referred to Nnewi teaching hospital... And that was were the victim died..


As for yesterday... Police were more than prepared for the Youths.. And they did the first thing expected of them.. PEACE TALK!!.. If those youths had resolved to violence after the peace talk... They would have seen the last of some of them... The attack plan was formidable...

Quit peddling rumours and state facts.!! Police didnt hit, shot, or left the boy at the station to die.. The shuttle driver that hit the boy was arrested and his vehicle impounded.. How on earth did police kill the boy?.


God has already punished you by making you an ordinary sergeant.
Continue supporting your colleagues

Let me look for glasses for you.
Crime / Re: Anambra Youths Protest The Killing Of 22-Year-Old Boy By Police (Photos) by ifysimple(f): 9:42am On May 22, 2020
kissGuys:
God will punish you for this lies... The boy died at Nnewi teaching hospital.. Get ur facts right!!

The police took him to bekke hospital where they were referred to Nnewi teaching hospital... And that was were the victim died..


As for yesterday... Police were more than prepared for the Youths.. And they did the first thing expected of them.. PEACE TALK!!.. If those youths had resolved to violence after the peace talk... They would have seen the last of some of them... The attack plan was formidable...

Quit peddling rumours and state facts.!! Police didnt hit, shot, or left the boy at the station to die.. The shuttle driver that hit the boy was arrested and his vehicle impounded.. How on earth did police kill the boy?.
Food / Re: Fresh Fish From Niger Delta Rivers Contain Crude Oil, While Rig Is On Fire (vide by ifysimple(f): 3:54pm On May 21, 2020
The time I visited Bayelsa and went to my friends village in Ogbia lga. There was no good drinking water in her village. All waters were contaminated. They supply them water from Delta state because those ones have better waters.
No good fresh vegetables. The only fresh things i saw were plantains, okro, sea foods etc

No enough toilets You hardly see solid water system there , not that they don't dig but once they try digging see water see oil. I pity them o.
Crime / Re: Anambra Youths Protest The Killing Of 22-Year-Old Boy By Police (Photos) by ifysimple(f): 3:27pm On May 21, 2020
CheedyJ:
If dem hear gun shots now,will dey still wait to protest? Protests don't work in Naija oo ..

Those Enugwukwu youths were mean o . The only thing that saved the police station was that they started begging. Serious begging o.

At first the police started shooting tear gas and blocked the Nimo road leading to the police station because the boys headed to the station to set it on fire. The boys retreated and later came back , this time numbering like more than 500 youths.
They shot in the air and used tear gas but it didn't work. All of them continued heading to the station.

Then at the station the police started begging and begging until they calmed down and i think some agreement s were done before they let go .
That yesterday the youths wanted to take the boy to the hospital when he was still breathing but the police refused..The guy died in the police station yesterday night .

I wish they burnt down the police station.
Properties / Re: Please Help. My Apartment Is Being Haunted By A Ghost. by ifysimple(f): 7:04pm On May 19, 2020
Don’t be scared if you or your gf knows nothing about her death , she died b4 her time and her spirit still in the vicinity just summon courage and when she bangs tell her to go away and let u be in peace . U won’t see her again that’s it . [/quote]


I think this should solve the problem.

I once worked in an event mgt center. They handle weddings, burials etc. They have pall bearers and mortuaries too.

The mortician sometimes tells us wierd stories about corpses.
He once told us about one young married lady s corpse that was brought in. From the night she was brought in , the mortuary started experiencing trouble. The mortician sleeps in the same mortuary compound in a general hospital.
He said every night he will be hearing serious bang on the mortuary door. He thought he was the only one hearing the noise and has happened for like 3 days.
Then he went to buy something in a shop around the place and they were asking him what was happening in his office. lol

He said that night before he slept he brought out that particular corpse and told her that the person that killed her is not here and begged her to go after those that killed her and that she should stop disturbing others.
From that day no noise again till she was removed.

He said he later found out that the girl was having problems with the husband s people and died in the process

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Celebrities / Re: Which Celebrity's Death Pained You The Most? by ifysimple(f): 4:56pm On May 03, 2020
Lucky Dube
Ojukwu

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