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yinkaadesegha:
The enemy knows the abundance of the revelation you carry, meaning that the enemy is aware of your intentions and they are looking for means to abort it, but you won't let that happen via persistent prayers and fasting you will get there. You are to be great in life but you need God to do that for you. Without God in your life, I pray your destiny will not turn to shame. Worship God with all your heart, serve him, mediate on the scriptures, run away from sin and keep waging war against the devil steadfastly and he shall flee. God help us.

I came back out the door with what I wanted get from the enclosure

Please explain I had a dream I wanted go through a door to get something that will change my life forever but people kept shooting arrow at me but i fell down but to my surprise I woke up again I got through the door and I came back outside with nothing happening and I was a see myself with great people

NwaAmaikpe:




As a university undergraduate, a friend Nasiru was narrating his sexual escapade with this girl whom I will call O because she was almost that shapeless.

O gave Nasiru all the green lights in this world.
She checked up on him in class, visited him in the hostel. She began sharing intimate stories with him and in a matter of time they were inseparable.
Only that their Union was yet to be consummated.

One day, she asked Nasiru to accompany her into town to check on her cousin who was sick.
Nasiru did and on getting to town, O's cousin was not home, they were told she had travelled back home to get better medical treatment.

Rather than come back to the hostel, O suggested that they relaxed a bit in her cousin's off-campus room.(she miraculously had a spare key)
So they did.

She said the weather was hot and took off her blouse, exposing her projectile of a brezz.
She then asked Nasiru to fan her while they gisted and she flapped her legs each time he made her laugh exposing her red and white striped pants in the process.

Well, long story short.
Nasiru ended up putting his dipstick in her oil sump.
And he admits that it was obvious the oil was already getting condemned and urgently needed a change.
He also says that she revved loud with a RPM of over 120 as he throttled.

But O began crying afterwards saying Nasiru took advantage of her. And the mumu of a boy kept begging her.
So the aim of his story was for me; NwaAmaikpe to accompany him to apologize to O.

I didn't know when I slapped him and reminded him that God forbid that a true Christian like myself will encourage my friend to become a pussyworshipper.

He left in anger and went to check on her.

Guess what?

He overheard O and her supposed sick cousin gisting about his performance.
O said she would never have talked to him again if he was 'Jew' enough not to peruse her inner cavity.
She said it worked according to plan only that he came quicker than a speed boat.

Nasiru came back to the hostel dejected, forlorn and feeling all used but NwaAmaikpe was there to make him feel even worse by laughing him to stupor.

MORAL OF THE STORY.

Never trust a woman's story.
Half of the time, it is just a plot in a well orchestrated scheme.

Even the most innocent of women is a subtle schemer. It has been so since the days of Eve, don't expect to be the one to change it.

This man's story is the reason why my people advice a man to divorce his wife if she has been raped.
Because not only may the rape story and its scenario not be true but she has recently tasted another manhood and may spend the rest of her life comparing it with yours or longing for more.

You are wise

Ladylite:
Your left over brain didn't tell you that child bearing affects the woman's hormones...

Monkey... Your selfishness is note worthy... So you should just have sex even if she is in the mood or not.

Pls sit in a grave

So buying are gift and the rest will make her change her mood for sex...I pity this girls of nowadays ooo iranu

YoungBruzzy:
My sister, aswear na G boy fit you. the kind wey go fit use you for ritual when the money don finish.. Second class olosho. shhiiiioooorrrr

I'm very sure the babe is not hot, she is just classless bitch ranting as usual

AlataSuesue:
of course
hot, classy chikito like me and I come sexy ontop
if not because I marry I for don make burna my baby daddy
continue hating you poverty ridden clown

You can't even write good English... Shiooooor

AlataSuesue:
of course
hot, classy chikito like me and I come sexy ontop
if not because I marry I for don make burna my baby daddy
continue hating you poverty ridden clown

Hot ko Hoti no... thunder fire you there........

AlataSuesue:
is that all?
I be olosho and I am making mad money. wat can you say for yourself? broke, hating, miserable fool.

Were ni eleyi oooo....empty barrel keep ranting na your kind burna boy dey find

AlataSuesue:
Wow my kind of man

Rich and successful

This one is a real man

Say no to poverty, my sisters

If I wasn't yet married, na Burna Boy I go date

This type of lifestyle I want

Olosho

I scored 31 and my name was not shortlisted for the interview my name did not come out in the name released I had to go and check it at ministry of finance...shit hole country

Taba21:
Go and find work waste from the west.
Animal it seem you looks hungry

Na your father and your generation be waste oloriburuku

Taba21:
As it has already start happening to your evil people crying for help from American instead of your gay occultist adulterous gods.
Your eyes go soon open.

Idiot I don't believe in religion i don't belong to any Pentecostal church and I'm not Catholic let that sink into your head....

Taba21:
Thunder kill you there what do you know.
render the thing that belong to ceaser to ceaser and the thing that belong to God to God.

Nigeria Pentecostal churches are about to be destroy says the Lord of hosts.

See the reason you guys are fake.....na thunder go figure you idiot

Taba21:
The real Christians in Nigeria are the witnesses, Catholics, etc...
Pentecostals churches needs to be ban in this country for peace to reign

Catholics real christians! Very fake you better shut up

ifeolu25@gmail.com

Bleep you if you marry that girl again.....you are not a real G

Iwobi is just an average player

Guy you be mumu oooo in this age and time.......oga you are a fool, don't act stupidly with all this hoes....mtchewwwww

All this girls no go enter heaven ooooo dump her dirty ass like menstruation pad oga....the bitches ain't loyal

Ok

Ok

spafu:
Bovi really funny. For me it is my pocket rather than my joystick that I need to be seeing rising o. What is the need of a risen joystick when their is no money?
Talking about money, I had struggled to make a decent income until I started counting on the help of nairaland guys here. However, my Income Stats are down for this month and I know I can count on you guys to help me with your magic clicks that helped me to make $94 last month. Kindly help me to match or even earn more this month, so I can continue to put food on the table for me and my young family.
Just click the links on my signature at NO COST, other than your data. Thank you, Merci, Asantasiana, Gracias.

Please how does this fever works I need a tutorial sir

meobizy:
Lol. Since her marriage failed she decided to break another. Women are women’s problem, I don’t know why they point fingers at men.

Don't know why dem too get wahala

Naira Marley is ugly......tueh I don't how some women reason atimes

Naira Marley is ugly......tueh

Naira Marley is ugly......

UrVillagePpl:
Do you need side hustle that can guarantee at least 3k daily? then you are at the right place.
drop your email if interested.

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FTC

Freemanbobble:
Our noisy neighbors from the west are no where to be found in top ten
Well-done my Igbo brothers

Proudly Edo state! Bini boy to be precise

And don't quote me to say what of Lagos

Because Lagos we all know is occupied by Igbos.

Typical Edo boy tueh.....