₦airaland Forum

Usbeel: U guys keep saying national conference committee, in my view; it is National Corrupt Committee!

u cud call it wateva pleases u. dat's ur qualm.
@ the topic;
dont u tink its too early for dat? dis pple are still consulting. dey will hav to submit their reports to d CIC b4 d actual conf begins. perhaps den, all dese will be in place.

what else can I say?
bravo to Nigerian Police.
but a pregnant (and very much active) robber?
it beats my imagination.

I hate to hear it when they are refered by that name. what is progressive about this bunch of jokes?
I just hope the like of Oshiomhole retrace his steps before he becomes politically irrellevant in edo state.
the earlier he realised he is the odd one here, the better for him.

Ugom38: God!! this is my fellow woman being imprisoned by her better half,help us dat are yet to enter marriage not to be blinded by wealth at de expense of our happiness.its scary...

so u never marry? wetin u dey wait for?

otijah: what is he saying please?

he just made a show of his stup!dity.
were u suprised?

remsonik: Cos their race has got no lawyer like falana

I vowed not to comment but only observe threads for some time. unfortunately, dis lobster-headed ignoramus has made me change my mind.
for d record; U r an !diot.

harlos: .... and may ur sins be forgiven.

And who tells u dat there is forgivness of sins after death?
Reserve ur prayers for dos he leaves behind.
Thank you.

over 21 formal world
religions and belief systems.
Some have been around for
only a few years while others
have existed for thousands.
Religions vary in beliefs with
some believing in only one
god, others many and some
none. The one thing all
followers of religion are
governed by a set of beliefs
apart from them that govern
the way they live their lives.
Top 10 Largest Religions In
The World 2013
10. Shintoism - 4 million
Shintoism is a religion
indigenous to Japan circa
1000 B.C. and focuses
worship on the kami , a host
of supernatural beings
dwelling in natural elements.
There is no formal dogma,
writ or founder, which has
allowed for influence from
other religions, such as
Confucianism and Buddhism.
Due to Shintoism’s
compatibility with Buddhism,
many of it’s followers
practice both. Shintoism is
devoted to life in the world
and celebrates man’s
essential goodness. The
religion is focused on ritual
rather than belief and is
considered more of an
essential Japanese way of life
rather than a religion for its
followers, contributing to its
lack of practice outside
Japan.
9. Jainism – 4.2 million
Jainism rose alongside
Buddhism in India and
provides an alternate
religion to Hinduism’s strict
religious rituals. It teaches
the escape from the process
of rebirth and karma by
reaching nirvana via leading
a life of abstinence from the
world’s earthly pleasures.
Janism focuses on the
wellbeing of the universe by
living lives of harmlessness
and renunciation from life’s
evils. All living things,
humans, animals and plants
alike, contain souls with no
soul being greater than any
other. It’s followers believe
there is no god but rather
generate their morals based
on self-help.
8. Bahaism - 7 million
In sense of most world
religions, Bahaism is
strikingly new, only coming
into existence in 1863 out of
Persia. It focuses on the
unification of all mankind
drawing upon teachings from
Islam and Christianity. Mirza
Hoseyn ‘Ali Nuri, known as
Baha ‘Ullah, founded
Bahaism on the belief that
his forerunner Bab and
himself are manifestations of
God. Bahais believe all
founders of major religions
were manifested upon the
earth as agents of God
implemented to teach the
world spiritual lessons. Baha
Ullah’s personal mission is to
then unite and mankind
despite religion, race or
class, and focused most of
his teachings on social ethics
7. Judaism - 14 million
Judaism is the oldest of all
monotheistic religions and
blazed the trail for many
other world religions
including Christianity and
Islam. Judaism follows the
teachings of God, Yahweh,
and focuses on Jews as the
chosen people of God
descending from the line of
Abraham. Jews are called to
be an example for others in
holiness and ethical
behavior. Moses founded the
religion after leading his
people from Egyptian slavery
and receiving the Ten
Commandments from God on
Mount Sinai. The Jewish
religious text is known as the
Torah and recounts the
stories and teachings of it’s
founders.
6. Juche -19 million
Juche is the religion of North
Korea and also known
mockingly as “Kimilsungism.”
It’s a religion founded on
state dominance, veneration
of leadership, political and
economic independence, and
communal production. The
ideologies were first inducted
by Karl Marx under the
religion now known as
Marxism.
5. Sikhism - 23 million
Sikhism emerged from India
circa the 15th century under
the guidance of guru Nanak.
The religion combines beliefs
from Hinduism and Islam
characterizing the belief that
God comprises one reality
alone while drawing upon
meditative emphasis. At 29,
Nanak declared, “there is no
Hindu; there is no Muslim.”
He rejected polytheism for
monotheism and believes life
is a circle of birth, death and
rebirth only released by
moksha into eventual unity
with God. Sinkhism focuses
on the importance of doing
good rather than on religious
rituals.
4. Buddhism -376 million
Buddhism follows the
teachings of Saddhartha, the
son of a warrior prince born
into an extremely wealthy
background. The suffering of
humanity led Saddhartha to
leave his pampered life at 29
and travel in search of
enlightenment and solutions
to human suffering. While
meditating beneath the bodi
tree (tree of perfect
knowledge) he received the
enlightenment he sought and
devoted the rest of his life
teaching his followers of his
new understandings.
Buddhists focus on personal
spiritual development and
don’t worship gods or
deities.
3. Hinduism - 900 million
Hinduism is considered the
oldest religion in the world
with a legacy leading to
prehistoric times. It is also
the most diverse religion
with followers from all races
and walks of life, perhaps
because there is no single
doctrine, no founder or
script binding believers
together. Hinduism
incorporates a number of
influences in its beliefs and
allows for complete freedom
in doctrine. Instead,
Hinduism’s history is written
by a number of key figures,
teachers and philosophers
teaching practices and
writings known as the Veda.
As far as belief goes,
Muslims draw upon a couple
common values known as
dharma. The term ‘Hindu’
was derived from the Sindhu
River and doesn’t go back
further than the 15th
century. Followers began to
call themselves Hindu in
order to differentiate
themselves from other
religious followers, namely
Muslims.
2. Islam – 1.5 billion
Islam is one of the fastest
growing religions in the
world and follows the
practices of Muhammad, a
member of the Quraysh tribe
born 570 A.D. At 25 he led a
meditative life in the desert
and received a vision from
the angel Gabriel telling him
to be a prophet. His wife
Khadija encouraged him in
this pursuit and he devoted
his life to societal and
religious reform. He was
shunned from Mecca and
fled after only gaining a few
followers. Fleeing to Medina,
Muhammad’s teachings were
well received and marks the
beginning of the Muslim era.
In 630 A.D., he marched on
Mecca and conquered it
before passing away two
years later.
1. Christianity - 2.1 billion
Stemming from Judaism,
Christianity is the largest
religion in the world with
31.5% of the world’s
population in practice.
Christianity is characterized
by its follower’s practice of
monotheism and follow
practices preached by Jesus
of Nazareth, a Jew who
claimed to be both fully man
and fully God. Born in
Bethlehem around 7 A.D.,
Jesus didn’t become public in
his teaching until his 30th
year and spent 3 years
performing miracles and
teachings until roughly 30
A.D. when he was brutally
crucified for being a threat
to the Roman Empire.
Unaffiliated - 1.1 billion
It’s debatable whether those
who practice no religion
count in the list of world
religions, but it’s undeniable
they hold a set of beliefs on
religion even if those beliefs
are to chose not to believe.
If that is the case, then
unaffiliated would come in at
number 3 on our list. 16.3%
of the world’s population
professes to either one of
the forms of disbelief,
atheism/agnosticism, or with
spiritual beliefs unlinked to
any established faith. Of the
1.1 billion people professing
no faith, over 62% of them
live in China alone and make
up more than half of its
population. Japan is the
most unaffiliated country
with 57% of its population
with no link to any
established faith. America
closes out the top 3 with
16.4% of it’s population in
disbelief. Atheists and the
unaffiliated believe god is a
man-made construct, is
unknowable or that its
concepts are not meaningful
to the human condition.

http://americanlivewire.com/largest-religions/

ayusco85: So prayer without work or planning is equal to prosperity abi? Mumu a$S licking governor

ah, u are wrong for d above statements, bro.
i kno u r not from d moon. hav u eva bn to a/ibom? frm ur comment, u hav not. but let me educate u a little.
uyo is judge to be one of d most beautiful (if not d most) cities in nigeria right now. apabio has implimented pple oriented programmes, more dan any other governor in dis administration. wat do u call dat, playing? can ur governor boast of such achievements?
conclusively, i think u've gat no home training for hurling insults on an active governor.

it's a good one.
dere are other ailments dat are more deadly dan hiv/aids, yet we dont stigmatise dem.
anyway, who says Gej is not working?

lygn19: D best option to fit Nigeria is true federalism, and resource control, let everybody go and mind der business if u like embezzle d allocation of ur region let it be ur pot of soup, not a situation where one Ediot like buhari becomes president, and d only place his administration covers is the southwest and north.

u've got it right, man

azeezhy: hehehehe... Do you feel insulted? The truth is indeed bitter.

yeah, d truth is indeed bitter.
d truth dat u and ur likes have chosen to believe any negative comment any !diot makes as regards Gej or d igbos.
...d truth dat it doesn't strike ur brain dat u need to atleast verify d reliability of d source of such rumour.
Do u care to kno d truth?
- u r such an !diot for chosen to render ur papa's efforts on ur education a waste of time and resources.
Now can u dig dat, sucker?

....and one hater wud say GEJ is not a good player of political games.
Bro Gej is winning,
...according to my prophecy.
ride on man.

JMOI: Oga Jonah I salute! See pose, so much swagger.

if d guy nor too pose, tongues go wag. e come swag up now, una no wan gree am rest.
oga Gej, free yaself, nothing do u jor.

He is an !diot who thinks APC is d way forward.
as for d wide-mouthed tinubu,
.... well, he could only be popular among his youroubar pple.

anti-GEJs, ucan see how "clueful" u all are.
ur various degrees of lunacy hav so much dampened ur memories dat u can even recall dat Uncle GEJ is not in town.
too bad.

Kenny4lyfe: Exactly my point!

I still couldn't phatom any reason why these guys should call him clueless!

Well, I can't blame them...

Maybe that's why they're called #Team_Clueless ; living up to their name uh?

dont mind dem. dey've gat no home training.

seanet01: Don't talk to me the way you normally talk to your papa. We are not mates

I'd rather hav ur papa bashed with insults for failing to give u proper home training, spoilt brat.

ode remo: Jew Nathan.

it doesn't matter.

Tolexander: Is that a cake or tennis table?

National cake has gone international!

Yeah, ...d more reason u and ur likes should be thankful to GEJ.

Alfa Seltzer: Yoruba people please give it a rest. Goodluck is here to stay. Till 2019, then Soludo or Akunyili or Oduah takes over.

.... and nafin anyone can do abt it.

Deyo2013: God will give me the grace to see the end of this corrupt government someday. I think Jona should take a trip to Mecca too.

Clueless man.

ya fada

delvinmaya: thank you for what? givin him breath? or life?

non of those, only Jah can do dem.
Say thank you to him atleast for bn d "face" of d goose dat lays d golden egg for Nigeria.
dont forget, even most states in d SW may extint shud d SS changes its mind concerning dis whole damn thing called Nigeria.

church Agbasa: The President is too soft for my likening.They all ought to be arrested and charged to court for impersonation.For those calling GEJ names based on the action of the police on this issue may God cure you all from illiteracy and lunacy.

AMEN!

seanet01: Jonathan has gone mad............
If he dare try this nonsense with Yoruba governors.
His forefathers will regret ever producing such a du.mb hegoat
Weyrey buruku

dat was quite stup!d of u. what made u tink GEJ will do dat? u never can téll d length to wich some polititians cud go in order to win d sympathy of d masses.
btw, dont eva insult GEJ's lineage again. d least expected from yoruba ingrates like u is to say to GEJ: "thank you sir".

y didn't dey raise deir voices as much as did during farouk lawal's saga?
how abt d #35b pension fund?
abeg leave matter 4 mathias.

Brimmie: What's with that Togolese Hair!? Gawwwd.. E go dey smell die!!

wat did u mind tell u after posting dis?
dat was just 2 riduclous of u.

prophylaxis: guy r u a philosopher ur logic is too sound

what a sarcasm!

joeluv: mctweeee...can someone pls shoot that CAN president. He is just an embrassment

are u a boko haram?

mZ sleeq: abeg, mind your post, let me mind mine. Do not quote me again.
Smh once again. Let's pray he comes back with tonnes of solutions.

if u dont want to be quoted den u learn to reason wit ur head and not ur fingers wen next u want 2 post rubish abt d President.
Btw, dis is a public forum.

Donmams: Men! Buhari is going to have a hard time finding enough jail cells to put all of these gov't thieves in 2015!

....and who will vote him?
perhaps that will happen in arewa republic.
@ topic;
dis shows d level of heartlessness of some !diots dat find their ways to d corridor of power.
Alhaji Bukar Goni and his likes should be tried and jailed immediately b4 they dent Gej's good reputaion.