₦airaland Forum

ugbakolo: stop complaining; it is 130 in Yola, Adamawa state.

Really?

hardbody: I am happy none of these is associated with libido. So we can consume whatever our hands find.

Good luck

Martowskin: Apology to d full house. @1st lady biko ewena wey hmmm d family is stil in peace i cant destroy it. Fun all d way.

I accept your apology on behalf of my sister - first lady.

onyfrank: Hmmmm, he havn't been seen for a close to a year, all of a sudden, tells me he has jst discharged himself from an Asylum and wants to spend the weekend with me. I really don't knw d details of his mental condition but i am wondering if it is safe 4me to let him spend d weekend in my house.

You better apply your number 6.
Somebody is insane and you are still asking whether to allow him live with you. What if he wakes up one night and stab you to death?

Gentle Naaz: advice 4m an Igbo dude 2 muslim parents for dia pikn
1. If u cn buy dm toy gun remember dy grow up for suicide bombn
2. If u tell dm islam is d best, remember hell awaits both of u
3. Tel dm 2 accept Jesus christ n heaven is assured
4. Otua ka oha m na onu

You are strictly on point.

=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=))
Laughing in Obasanjo's voice.

I would like to see a machine that can detect and kill corrupt politicians.

I just bought N120 here in kano. So what's the big deal with N115?

emilyone: where can one possible purchase some of this drugs ?

Please tell me you are joking. What do Ɣõµ want to use them for?

salam001: Anambra - light of the Nation

You are an intelligent boy.

DANILSA: PLS WHO CAN HELP ME SET UP A BROOM BUSINESS IN EDO STATE? WITH THE WAY THIS GUYS ARE BUYING BROOMS I CAN BUILD A MANSION IN SIX MONTHS

They don't buythe broom. The broom is imported and given to them by ACN politicians.

ypzilanti: Seems PDP ticket is not assured for GEJ. (Eating popcorn and watching).

That can never be possible, unless its not the PDP I know.

[quote author=Mr..Cork]TPiapia... sweeery but how do u know about LA when u in Kaduna State?[/quote]She D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ watch am for nigerain film.

Beync: awww tank dearie *big hug*

Where is Obino?

Ramcie: Sharaaaaap there. All cos of Maxwell who doesn't even know about your existence. For your informantion, there is no crime in acknowledging that one doesn't know something. Must everyone know Maxwell? It's low-lifes like you that spend all your lifetime knowing about celebs who care less about your existence. Anuofia. Now I know Maxwell has an illegitimate son here in Nairaland.

Mehn see insult,
I pity the person wey dis gal D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ yab like dis,
Pls dearie take it easy on him.

safarigirl: Football is 10% skill/technic, 20% determination and 70% luck. So, please, Mr. Akanni, save your analysis for Supersport, if they give you a job.

This is the exact fact.

How can we win with people like you saying rubbish?
One of the problem of Nigeria team is that they lack the support of Nigerians. Imagine match have not started and people have began to prophesy doom.
My people please Let's change .

Ellylace: sweety A dim mma, iwe anaghi awe m

Ok, odi nma, gbido kita gawa, asusu igbo ka ngana suru gi

cupid4ig: me vote fashola? never. yes he is trying but he doesnt have the poor masses at heart when acting he only have the rich people at heart. so i wont vote for him my opinion thou

Is that what you think?

1forall: The scary part is that we seem to never learn from past experience

And what is the past experience?

afam4eva: Majority of Nigerians are not stup1d risk takers.

Is that what you think? To me its not a stupid risk, its a risk worth taking.

whitefairy: wht if u bashed ur car n there is dis mighty dent on it,u will kill ursef abi?

That one is a different case, its a mistake.

moneybag4411: Nna men..no worry..we go rock am when dat tym big tym...God spear our lives till then

AMEN
TANX BRO

My advice for him is that, he should just beware of kidnappers. He should not advertise his wealth anyhow.
Make dem for no go kidnap him grand mama for village.

I will beat the nonsense out of his/head.

IYA NGBALI: abeg shut up,wot do you expect him to do?shout or scream his name?what is wrong in tapping someone,s shoulder in a gathering?

What is not wrong with tapping the shoulder of your elder. Are they mates? Who is C Ronaldo compared to Guardiola in terms of age, record, trophies and all ramifications? That shoulder tapping is an arrogant act. C Ronaldo is very proud and arrogant. When he becomes like Messi, what will happen?

Are we sure this man is still on planet earth?

Ramcie: Who is Maxwell Never heard of him . *still waiting for my one true crush Tyrese*

Then you must be a local girl. Please try and get exposed and enlightened.
You are even bold to come here and announce that you don't know Maxwell.

moderatorr: You could find more of such in the url on my signature below

Thanks

slick1: . . .
U b d most foolish goat on dis forum,

I guess he did not even go through the post.

ammyluv2002: you harsh o....so funny!!!! hehehehehehe

Is that not the fact?

Beync: If you take me like ur sister that i am

That's exactly the way I take you.