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Music/RadioRe: Vector Tha Viper Is The Greatest! by Ignyte(m): 2:40pm On Aug 22, 2015
Posman:
U must be a comedian
grin grin Bros... Jagz can Kill M.I anyday... Dem for no carry Jesse Jagz Enter The Comparison... If Jagz Battle Vector.. It'z gonna Be EPIC... Jagz Tha Greatest
EducationRe: Is This Kind Of Waec Result Possible - ( Photo) by Ignyte(m): 9:41am On Aug 21, 2015
Yeah @ O.P.. very possible without expo..... a guy in my set had it...
FashionYaran Arewa Blog Special Announcement by Ignyte(op): 12:59pm On Aug 20, 2015
Are you from North side and you feel your art is not appreciated?

Not to worry, There is a new blog around that seeks to promote your art for absolutely NO cost at all.

All you have to do is send your bio and your samples via mail and we publish for you. In your bio, please specify which part of northside you repping... Also attach three photographs of you to be posted and as many other photos of your work (if required) to our mail. You can also leave your social network usernames in the mail, so that the blog can follow you and arrange an interview. Send your work via mail to: peterjev6@gmail.com or jevpeter@yahoo.com. Follow the Blog admin on twitter: @peter_jev or facebook: Peter Tyler Jev.

Promote yourself on Yaran Arewa and lets build a better and more appreciated northside.
WebmastersRe: New Bloggers To Watchout For In Nigeria..post Your Blogs In The Thread by Ignyte(m): 12:58pm On Aug 20, 2015
Yaranarewa..com

As the name implies Yaran Arewa is a blog dedicated to the children of the northside of Naija

Yaran Arewa is a new blog and promotes northern Nigeria. The blog seeks to rebuild the image of the north by promoting music, people and places in the north. And every child of the north is represented in this blog so all the posts are 100% original. as it is a new blog, the posts are not much however the blog hopes that people from the north can submit their art. All submissions can be made to: naijaorbiter31@yahoo.com or peterjev6@gmail.com or jevpeter"yahoo.com. It is also advisable to leave your contact details in submissions as we contact you for interviews etc.
TV/MoviesYaran Arewa Blog Special Announcement by Ignyte(op): 12:50pm On Aug 20, 2015
Are you from North side and you feel your art is not appreciated?

Not to worry, There is a new blog around that seeks to promote your art for absolutely NO cost at all.

All you have to do is send your bio and your samples via mail and we publish for you. In your bio, please specify which part of northside you repping... Also attach three photographs of you to be posted and as many other photos of your work (if required) to our mail. You can also leave your social network usernames in the mail, so that the blog can follow you and arrange an interview. Send your work via mail to: peterjev6@gmail.com or jevpeter@yahoo.com. Follow the Blog admin on twitter: @peter_jev or facebook: Peter Tyler Jev.

Promote yourself on Yaran Arewa and lets build a better and more appreciated northside.
Music/RadioYaran Arewa Blog Special Announcement by Ignyte(op): 12:43pm On Aug 20, 2015
Are you from North side and you feel your art is not appreciated?

Not to worry, There is a new blog around that seeks to promote your art for absolutely NO cost at all.

All you have to do is send your bio and your samples via mail and we publish for you. In your bio, please specify which part of northside you repping... Also attach three photographs of you to be posted and as many other photos of your work (if required) to our mail. You can also leave your social network usernames in the mail, so that the blog can follow you and arrange an interview. Send your work via mail to: peterjev6@gmail.com or jevpeter@yahoo.com. Follow the Blog admin on twitter: @peter_jev or facebook: Peter Tyler Jev.

Promote yourself on Yaran Arewa and lets build a better and more appreciated northside.
ProgrammingRe: How To Make Simple Animation Videos..tips,tricks & Tools by Ignyte(m): 8:44am On Aug 18, 2015
ehalliday:
Are you keen on learning new skills on how to create simple animation videos that can earn you some extra cash?

Check out my short video below...it's really easy to create.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmvZeobfMzA





I'll be showing you how you can create yours too...you don't need to be a techhy for this.

(You can get the full Training by leaving your best email address below or click here http://ehalliday.com/sample-page/).
Peterjev6@gmail.com
CelebritiesRe: MI Appears On Stage In Monkey Costume At Event (Photo) by Ignyte(m): 5:23pm On Aug 17, 2015
naijainfogalery:
The guy that said this dude is running outta ideas wasnt wrong.

what happened to the lyrical master choi -
FYI... Jude was a comedian before rap... plus if u have an active online life.. u would have noticed thati he solved the monkey puzzle
WebmastersRe: New Bloggers To Watchout For In Nigeria..post Your Blogs In The Thread by Ignyte(m): 7:02am On Aug 12, 2015
Juxtified:
Not just d blog address, u shd also let us know what you blog about generally. I myself like visiting people's blogs when searching for something
There is this young lady who started blogging recently, black perfectionist is her name and I love her blog. Her posts are 101% original and I see her going places anyway visit: www.bperfectionist..com
PoliticsRe: Soldiers And Boko Haram Exchange Gunfire Near Maiduguri by Ignyte(m): 6:47am On Aug 12, 2015
And they were recruited for just a salary of N150 a day... That's what happens when a president from Otueke cannot provide jobs.... even me wey sit for here know how to provide jobs.... Heeediot zoologist...
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Oya wailers come attack me
PhonesRe: What To Do When Your Phone Drops Inside Water by Ignyte(m): 9:49am On Aug 11, 2015
Seen....
Next!!!....

Abeg OP write the remaining life hacks or recommend them to crazy russian hacker's youtube page...
Jokes EtcRe: See The Amazing Thing I Do With My Leg by Ignyte(m): 10:15am On Aug 05, 2015
Yup!! i do that Here i was thinking i was the only one
TravelRe: Kimberly Anyadike, The Youngest Female Pilot (Black) by Ignyte(m): 1:28pm On Aug 04, 2015
fighal:
I Have always said it.. I won't FORCE my children to go to the University.. I will encourage and support them in the dream they chose...

Over sabi people go want attack me buh it's welcome...
I wish say my house people dey like you... see me just dey 300 level for course wey no concern me... I just dey happy say I go soon graduate give them the B.Sc
CelebritiesRe: Which Of These Dj Lambo’s Colourful Hair Do Will You Rock by Ignyte(m): 11:39pm On Aug 03, 2015
In case... Sha... this girl for abj den ba... Dj Lambo is the funniest person you have met
Car TalkRe: Bikers Converge Abeokuta, A Huge Success!!! by Ignyte(m): 11:18pm On Aug 03, 2015
These bikes 'nearly' make sense... My elder bro got his custom two wheels from Arewa Customz Autos... google them or check their facebook page.. They customise everything from cars to bikes to helmets to bicycles... they are like the 'love-vendor my ride of Africa'

WARNING: They are not cheap
Rap BattlesRe: //&********<<<the Nairaland Rapbattles Learning Thread>>>*******&// by Ignyte(m): 12:59pm On Aug 03, 2015
So... I started reading this thread a week ago and honestly... I'm one of those people who used to think rap was just rhyme, so in secondary school a long time back.. I was superman. When i finally understood rap i steped aside. Now, I just listen to lyricists and enjoy their stuff... Enough of the long talk.... after your lectures here is what i could immediately scribble down... abeg rate me.
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"I'm on the rise like a rod
these lyrics might make a record,
My liver wore out so i went off
Now i'm back greased it, with some oil no cod
Learning from true hip hop generals, rap zods

Ain't a punchline Shifu
Yeah, buh words got punches dey could box you
put a tape on the box for delivery
and my swagg be a clean tin ask Bill or Hillary
Demma tell u i'm the generation auxiliary.

I aint good enought to be incredible
buh i'm good enough to be credible
If i that then a matter of time before i'm in the other
That's all i got for now, I'm out my dealer.
FoodAwara And Tuwon Madara Recipes Needed by Ignyte(op): 9:18am On Aug 03, 2015
Dear NL chefs,

I live in the north, however due to the current security situation here, i want to learn certain recipes for stuff that take me out unnecessarily. I love Awara (Northereners should know this) most people call it cheese. And my lil cousins love Tuwon madara, its more of cooked milk or something. I would love to know the proceedure for making these; bomb cannot blow me because of awara... I'll buy the ingridients at the mall and make it myself...

I look forward to your replies
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Releases New Video, Shows Off Weapons & Beheading by Ignyte(m): 9:03am On Aug 03, 2015
Let all the markets in the north be renovated and every seller should be put in a mall with every trader registered... If every shipment is put under scrutiny transportation of arms go reduce.

I bought Dabino once from someone who looks like the guy in the first pic
CelebritiesRe: Yemi Alade Salutes Arase, IGP (Photos) by Ignyte(m): 5:15am On Aug 03, 2015
DonWonder247:
You are suffering from psycho-poverty.

Look at d background of d picture, does it look like a stage? Is an offense to show love by taking picz with anybody who honor u by paying u a visit in ur office?

Na bad belle go kill you
U don't live in Makurdi abi... I am quoting you from Makurdi... Bros the only work i see police doing is asking for driver's license... The people wey dem don murder for my area alone in the last three years don do to start settlement and u say that bros na bad belle...
CelebritiesRe: Yemi Alade Salutes Arase, IGP (Photos) by Ignyte(m): 5:12am On Aug 03, 2015
See what I saw... Men dey down themselves everyday for Makurdi Meanwhile policemen where famzing wid Yemi Alade in front of filling station... Star trek wey dem bn wan office my phone.. sha small children for makurdi don dey get liver...
LiteratureWhat Happens When An Ajebutter Goes To An Ajekpako Club (TFAS) Ep. 1 by Ignyte(op): 6:15am On Jul 13, 2015
"This is a true life story o, It happened to me. On wednesday, 8th June to be precise. I finished the semester exams and since my room-mates had been planning to turn up for well over two weeks. I decided to join them. I was informed that we were going to meet at a popular chill-off spot in town...

Na so me and another room mate of mine (I'll call him 'Stretch' for now, even though he'll kill me when next he sees me) climb bike dey go o. We arrived the place a bit late sha. Now, I had been telling my room mates about joining them and they thought it funny as I no resemble that kind person. (The hurdles Ajebo dey climb ehn). As soon as I arrived, the guy in charge of my room (I call him 'Room-Buhari') just arranged some stuff that I should gunshot it. I knew that it was a challenge, I don't know what the substance is but as I like challenges reach na to carry on na. This drink was raw, like vodka. As my eye clear I got to see the members of the table. I realised; they were playing 'truth or dare' around the table. (when my turn reach na only truth I dey choose o). I kinda had a crush on a certain lady on the table (but that na tory for another day). but in all, I got high as hell with these peepz.
At about 11: 00, 'Stretch' said we should hit a club after much arguement, Na so I follow am waka. We got to a club and I got in the door. the first thing I noticed was that there were only three girls there and on looking at all the girls, the last one made me feel as if there were only two girls. And the club was packed with guys, most of these guys I knew from school. the music was great (S/o to my niqqur Dj thrillz for that night tho) na music make me standa go rock nyash. After a lot of hustling to get to the girl, she wore a bumshot that created a remake of the nyash in Timaya's Ukwu music video, very tempting. And as you know, something must kill a man so I took a deep breath and started my part of the dance. Now, I never saw it coming. The next thing was that, the babe just started grinding me so bad, at first I could take it,

But the hard on came immediately after I grabbed the a** (In Naeto C's voice; Things are not the same for me till today o).............

The night ended great sha, would have told the rest of the story but, I wanna hear from y'all first.....
Love it??

http://thenigerianajebo..com/2015/07/is-true-life-story-o-it-happened-to-me.html#more
RomanceWhat Happens When An Ajebutter Goes To An Ajekpako Club (TFAS) Ep. 1 by Ignyte(op): 6:05am On Jul 13, 2015
"This is a true life story o, It happened to me. On wednesday, 8th June to be precise. I finished the semester exams and since my room-mates had been planning to turn up for well over two weeks. I decided to join them. I was informed that we were going to meet at a popular chill-off spot in town...

Na so me and another room mate of mine (I'll call him 'Stretch' for now, even though he'll kill me when next he sees me) climb bike dey go o. We arrived the place a bit late sha. Now, I had been telling my room mates about joining them and they thought it funny as I no resemble that kind person. (The hurdles Ajebo dey climb ehn). As soon as I arrived, the guy in charge of my room (I call him 'Room-Buhari') just arranged some stuff that I should gunshot it. I knew that it was a challenge, I don't know what the substance is but as I like challenges reach na to carry on na. This drink was raw, like vodka. As my eye clear I got to see the members of the table. I realised; they were playing 'truth or dare' around the table. (when my turn reach na only truth I dey choose o). I kinda had a crush on a certain lady on the table (but that na tory for another day). but in all, I got high as hell with these peepz.
At about 11: 00, 'Stretch' said we should hit a club after much arguement, Na so I follow am waka. We got to a club and I got in the door. the first thing I noticed was that there were only three girls there and on looking at all the girls, the last one made me feel as if there were only two girls. And the club was packed with guys, most of these guys I knew from school. the music was great (S/o to my niqqur Dj thrillz for that night tho) na music make me standa go rock nyash. After a lot of hustling to get to the girl, she wore a bumshot that created a remake of the nyash in Timaya's Ukwu music video, very tempting. And as you know, something must kill a man so I took a deep breath and started my part of the dance. Now, I never saw it coming. The next thing was that, the babe just started grinding me so bad, at first I could take it,

But the hard on came immediately after I grabbed the a** (In Naeto C's voice; Things are not the same for me till today o).............

The night ended great sha, would have told the rest of the story but, I wanna hear from y'all first.....
Love it??

http://thenigerianajebo..com/2015/07/is-true-life-story-o-it-happened-to-me.html#more
TravelRe: The Night View Of City Of Bauchi (Wambai Gate) by Ignyte(m): 6:00am On Jul 13, 2015
O.P no be Kofar Wunti be dis??

Sha O.P u try.. u still fit go snap pic at that time of the night for bauchi
Christianity EtcRe: Post Your 'Front Page-Worthy' TOPICS And LINKS Here by Ignyte(m): 10:04am On Jul 03, 2015
BLOGGER PUSHES THEORY OF HOW THE WORLD 'ACTUALLY' STARTED

TOPIC: https://www.nairaland.com/2423706/blogger-pushes-theory-how-world
Christianity EtcBlogger Pushes Theory Of How The World 'actually' Started by Ignyte(op): 9:57am On Jul 03, 2015
Peter Jev is not actually ending any time soon. After a joke on Korede Bello yesterday he has stunned us with this theory, I don't even know what to make of this. See his Version

So... I woke up this morning feeling philosophical.

I have heard sermons from different pastors, I have read religious journals and nobody ever says this.




The world actually began with an Idea. Every other thing comes from that Idea.

THE IDEA

The Idea is like the first layer of an Onion, you take a full onion and peel it, the first layer comes off, and you find a second, peel the second and you find third; don't forget however that everything was covered by that first peel.

Christians might argue; In the beginning God Created heaven and earth, but thinking about it I'd say God had to have an Idea before making it. From that Idea, came the Heavens and the earth and everything in it including MAN. Man, being part of that Idea started to invent stuff however every theory used by man links to a previous theory and thus if theories are dated back one could actually see that the entire word is an Idea.

BUT what do I know??

Y'all need to correct me if I'm wrong and share me your thoughts if you feel I'm right I look forward to hearing from you.... See you in the comment box..
Source: http://thenigerianajebo..com/2015/07/the-world-began-with-idea.html#more

cc: lalasticala
CelebritiesLWKMD: Blogger Calls Out Glo For Making Korede Bello Ambassador by Ignyte(op): 7:32am On Jul 02, 2015
I have been reading Peter Jev and his blogs for a while and I must say his NaijaAjebo blog might be the most suucessful of his four blogs, anyway, I copied the post and have brought it here y'all should follow that blog, he can be funny ehn....

[/quote]I know I just posted but this one dey disturb me die

So, I had just completed the last post when I saw an Ad saying Korede Bello has become a glo ambassador. Abeg Glo come and explain this thing for me o...



Ayaf waited and taya for u people, when will you start making bloggers ambassador ehn... See even if it is not the millions you will pay us; haba!! Only yearly subscription is okay for me. Somebody even said bloggers are not entertainers.... We dey entertain una o. Some people will read this post now and laff their butts off. Others might not even get the joke. Some bellovers will even be attempting sue me to for mentioning Korede. Make una no vex it is all part of the industry. I have no problem with Korede, its just that his story is the last straw that broke the camel's back. Glo my number is: 08075794884.... ayam waiting for your message o

To Korede:
If glo follow make me ambassador na godwin
To Glo
I will go and stand in the middle of Lagos Ibadan Expressway if I don't become ambassador this week.
To My Readers:
Comment your thoughts and share until it reaches Uncle Adenuga for me.[quote]
cc lalasticala

CelebritiesLWKMD: Blogger Calls Out Glo For Making Korede Bello Ambassador by Ignyte(op): 7:25am On Jul 02, 2015
I have been reading Peter Jev and his blogs for a while and I must say his NaijaAjebo blog might be the most suucessful of his four blogs, anyway, I copied the post and have brought it here y'all should follow that blog, he can be funny ehn....


I know I just posted but this one dey disturb me die

So, I had just completed the last post when I saw an Ad saying Korede Bello has become a glo ambassador. Abeg Glo come and explain this thing for me o...



Ayaf waited and taya for u people, when will you start making bloggers ambassador ehn... See even if it is not the millions you will pay us; haba!! Only yearly subscription is okay for me. Somebody even said bloggers are not entertainers.... We dey entertain una o. Some people will read this post now and laff their butts off. Others might not even get the joke. Some bellovers will even be attempting sue me to for mentioning Korede. Make una no vex it is all part of the industry. I have no problem with Korede, its just that his story is the last straw that broke the camel's back. Glo my number is: 08075794884.... ayam waiting for your message o

To Korede:
If glo follow make me ambassador na godwin
To Glo
I will go and stand in the middle of Lagos Ibadan Expressway if I don't become ambassador this week.
To My Readers:
Comment your thoughts and share until it reaches Uncle Adenuga for me.
CelebritiesRe: How Don Jazzy Made Korede Bello, Reekado Banks & Di’ja Stars In 1 Year by Ignyte(m): 9:29pm On Jun 30, 2015
Greycious:
http://informationng.com/2015/06/how-don-jazzy-made-korede-bello-reekado-banks-dija-stars-in-1-year.html
OP Stop copy copy please. This post is to an extent inaccurate... I knew Di'ja before Mavin o...Lie to pple that don't listen to canadian music...

Abeg check her bio on wikipedia and shame the O.P
EducationRe: 10 Students You Should Not Sit With If You Did Not Read For An Exam by Ignyte(m): 9:26pm On Jun 30, 2015
The Students that never read but still write textbooks for lecturers. If you sit with them, even if you use binoculars you will not be sure of what to copy from the whole work. The painful part is that their GP is sometimes better than pple that spend 24 hours in class....
ComputersRe: Windows 10 To Be Released In July (Pictures) by Ignyte(m): 12:59pm On Jun 17, 2015
Already rocking the Technical version.... The OS sweet die!!

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