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Politics › Re: UPN Picks Woman As Presidential Candidate by Ignyte(m): 9:15am On Dec 20, 2014
The hausa man will kill the woman after elections and become president
Christianity Etc › Re: The Issue Of Witches/wizards/and Emere That You Did Not Know About by Ignyte(m): 10:33am On Dec 14, 2014
cold:
I concur.Religion does that to people. Makes them take complete leave of their senses & leaves them deranged. It's so sad it hurts sad
Man u are so right.... I always tell people.. I love God Buh i hate religion... This thread and the op sha..... Op rehab they my area... them fit 'finally fix you'
Christianity Etc › Re: The Issue Of Witches/wizards/and Emere That You Did Not Know About by Ignyte(m): 10:30am On Dec 14, 2014
hope u weren't expecting us to read all of it... Sha got tired of ur story
Christianity Etc › Re: Catholic Church To Launch TV Station In Abuja by Ignyte(m): 10:20am On Dec 14, 2014
moderatorr:
That's going to be some great catholic movement.
But wont the station be boring, because it would be showing
only priests teaching the doctorine and videos of masses and prayers ?? smiley
#justAsking
U neva watch EWTN before??

It's gonna be just like that
Romance › Re: Advice Please: My Neighbour's Wife Wants Me To Have An Affair With Her by Ignyte(m): 6:50am On Dec 07, 2014
download Iphone 6 picture. then visit www.olx.com and write: '2 week old Iphone 6 for N65,000. Then paste her number there. Trust me, when she finds out u are responsible, she'll hate u forever
Literature › Re: Diary Of A Troubled Cassanova by Ignyte(op): 9:35am On Nov 30, 2014
Please, i don't know how threads are moved on NL but can the mod move my thread to sexuality section.

thanks
Literature › Re: Diary Of A Troubled Cassanova by Ignyte(op): 9:29pm On Nov 28, 2014
Chapter 3


Saturday still

So she walks in, the dictionary might have defined hot, but they kinda didn’t properly define it. Anyways, I’m like “Hey dear”. And she replies positively, she comes and sits on the sofa she was on yesterday. She then complains about heat. Now it is kinda warm here but since she is complaining. I lead her to the Guest room, where the air conditioner is running for almost the whole day. It is all quiet and calm in the room, I show her the room and switch on the television for her, she sits on the Bed and I am about going when she calls my name and tells me to keep her company. Chai dis girl no go kill me, see beta nyash dey call man pikin. Anyway, I sit on the bed too, she then starts gisting about Ghana and all the nightlife and nocturnal activity she is used to I know where she is driving at and I keep quiet, she then begins to come closer and she holds my hands..........


Sha, I don’t know what happened again, that is the reason I gave so much space before writing again.



I only discover what is going on, when I wake up in her warm embrace and then find her fully unclad tongue. Now, I must say, her jugs look perfect and they are bigger than they had appeared to be when she was clothed. I want to ask what is going on then she plants a French on me. Anyway, na today me dey dull?. I start caressing her nyash. Nice and slow. She smiles and she goes all caring on ma chest and abs. She then grabs my member; it is bigger than she anticipated before coming. I know that she did not expect the size to be what it is. Anyway she goes down on my member. Then, she gives me the most amazing head ever, now this head, was so good I kinda preferred her mouth to her sister’s[b] “POT OF GOLD”[/b]. She makes sure she grabs all the protein she can get from giving me head. Then she comes back up. I look for a condom and as if she is reading my mind, she tells me not to use one. Chai, she wants me in... “Skin deep”. So I decide to give her some action to give help her rethink her previous decision.
I take her jugs in one hand and then drop it in my mouth. Considering the way I dey suck am, her future children go swear for me. grin grin grin I use my other hand and take the remaining jug, nipple in-between fingers, then I begin to squeeze, I can swear that I feel the milk pop out. All these is happening nice and slow, meanwhile all this pre-intimacy is happening nice and slow and time is fast closing in on us. I decide to keep on squeezing the jugs then I go below to find her “Honey Pot”. I decide to clean it up with my tongue tongue tongue tongue, I am making sure I eat her properly and she is moaning as if I had inserted an entire coke bottle into her “Honey Pot”. She then screams that I should drop JT into the Pot. So I agree, I am just trying to find my way in when her phone rings. She begs to pick it up. Immediately she picks it, she puts it on speaker. It is Lucy. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Literature › Re: Diary Of A Troubled Cassanova by Ignyte(op): 10:10am On Nov 26, 2014
Nostradamus:
guy continue jhoor**sip my gamalin20 that's laced with cowbell,Milo,cement and sugar**
Bros I don drop am, make you no too trip for my Bella o, Next update coming soon, i just need babe to inspire am like marieolae grin ( lipsrsealed lipsrsealed :-Xmake she no catch me o)
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Literature › Re: Diary Of A Troubled Cassanova by Ignyte(op): 10:06am On Nov 26, 2014
Chapter 2

Saturday

So I am alone at home, I just finished watching the movie “Divergent”. And I have decided to chat on whatsapp. I look around and see Bella’s piece of paper lying around, I pick it up and add up the number. Immediately I add, her availability shows ‘online’. I holla her and she replies with “Hey hun”. My instincts are against it, but I could be a harmless greeting like probably she says the same thing to all her friends, anyway I go on with her and we talk for about an hour and it’s made up of knowing each other, based on what she said i know say this girl fit the ‘Runs Girl’ Profile. I quit chatting and decide to go on my power nap, (every day I observe siesta for). I wake up; the time is just 2:30pm. I pick up my phone and see Bella’s message. “I’m bored; call me when you get this”.

Now, I think it is harmless fun. I call her and she dishes out her boring day and serves it to me over the phone, I pick my remote and change the channel to Trace Tv. Now, Nicki Minaj’s ‘Anaconda’ is playing and she has heard it. She exclaims “Woaw, I love that song, it kinda gets me in the mood!”.
I am laughing in my mind and her[b] nyash[/b] flashes in my mind’s eye. And then I hear; “I’m coming to see a friend of mine in your neighbourhood and I’ll be there till night, I was thinking you’ll pick me from there and bring me home”.
I just agree, if na you wetin you for do? Half an hour later, Aliyu tells me I have a guest (I forgot to tell you Aliyu is my gate man); his description fits Bella as he emphasises on the sole attribute that draws any man to her. Now, as a sharp guy i tell him to let her in cos i know what she wants.
Education › Re: Nigerian Universities That Have Radio Broadcasting Station. by Ignyte(m): 1:27pm On Nov 22, 2014
University of Mkar, Mkar. (101.0 Unimkar FM)
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Winner: Jennimma! by Ignyte(m): 10:00pm On Nov 08, 2014
how??, This Pdp is having influence on NL too, We the opposition no gree. How she win??
Car Talk › Re: Nigerian Man Breaks Record, Rides To South Africa From Lagos On Motorbike by Ignyte(m): 12:35pm On Nov 08, 2014
some peepz be like: did he eise bike on d sea? how did he cross ocean.

Ships wey dey carry cars no fit carry bike abi, all he had to do was pay for a ticket, get the bike on the ship and sit on his bike thru out d entire cruise.

Mtcheww naija peepz ehn
Literature › Re: 'League of Writers' Formerly Known As 'NL Super Writers Forum' by Ignyte(m): 7:45pm On Nov 05, 2014
08127522875
Literature › Diary Of A Troubled Cassanova by Ignyte(op):
This is my first Post. The entire story you are about to read is fictional. all the content is provided by the Author: Peter Jev aka Ignyte, all rights reserved. Any unauthorised copying of these contents might provoke Legal action y,all are warned.



Chapter 1

Friday
So, I am still waiting for Lucy. Actually, I had met Lucy three months ago, and at the first instance she looked as if she was the kind one would like to spend a lifetime with. Approaching her was not a problem at all “Haba, Why am I called a Casanova?”. I got to know that she was the daughter of the Commissioner of works (MY TYPE). Lest I forget, I prefer women from rich backgrounds “I don’t want someone to make a Brazilian hair request, when I still dey argue, the price of one cup of garri with my neighbour Iya Sadiqat”. Back to the story, Lucy is the kind that demands for only sexual satisfaction. So you should understand why she coming today. There is a honk at my gate and I know it’s her. I check to make sure that my condoms are intact. And I hear Aliyu welcoming two people. Two??. I check and I see her with a girl, the girl looks nineteen. I look from my window for a while, the girl nyash shocked no be here o. I rebuke myself for looking because I had promised myself to love Lucy with my whole heart; if I break her heart, I know the power of these commissioners. Lucy enters the house; she knows the door is opened because I am expecting her. I come out, I am wearing a shirt I got recently from Jumia, (we had been browsing the site last week and she said she liked the shirt so I got it). ‘you go fear love na’. She smiles and tries to feel my abs through the shirt. I nudge at her then I look at the girl behind us. She barely looks at the girl, then she just says “That’s Bella, my kid sister, the one I told you was in school in Ghana.”
I look at the nyash for a split second and then I see that, what Lucy lacked, Bella accounted for. Sha, we go to the guest room that would is adjoined with the parlour, before we left; I showed Bella my ‘Blu-ray’ collection of the latest movies and gave her access to my entertainment suite. We enter the room, our routine is normal. Despite her sister’s presence, Lucy moans so loudly, I am sure Bella can hear it. We take a bath and Lucy leaves the room first and goes to the kitchen. I spend time in the room. After a while, I go to the parlour and join Bella and Lucy. The movie, reaches the end and Lucy says something about going. Bella offers to return the movie to my Blu-Ray collection. Lucy and I go out to the car, Bella comes back and as Lucy goes to the driver Door and enters the car, Bella smiles at me and i read the words ‘call me’ on her lips. I admire the[b] nyash [/b]before she enters the car. They drive off, I enter the house and see a paper on the sofa Bella sat on, a number is written on it, God knows I will call her smiley smiley smiley...........
smiley
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Politics › Re: Abuja-kaduna Rail Line Will Be Completed And Handed Over In December by Ignyte(m): 3:57pm On Oct 22, 2014
cocoduck:
it is your father.mother. family members future and past generation that are stup1d. as for me I already registered and I and my friends shall vote for GEJ
I actually had to travel back to Nigeria to register and will do so before February to vote. if you don't like that then hug a wet live transformer
For ya mind, we go ride locomotive trains tire, u no dy naija and u dy register to vote for this failure of a government. While u reside in a country with bullet trains we will use stevenson engine because of people like u. Mtcheew, wonder how these new school bitch ass retards think.
Politics › Re: Abuja-kaduna Rail Line Will Be Completed And Handed Over In December by Ignyte(m): 5:56am On Oct 22, 2014
People say Abacha was the worst leader, yet he was the best, when IBB stole money for the propagation of 'one' religion una no talk. Abacha stood for justice, like it or not, Abacha would have not allowed Boko haram murder people, According to the letter Boko haram 'allegedly' sent to International Criminal Court, Our Johnny in Aso rock, has an alternate plan, if una want make locomotive trains dey decieve una, or because una be him pple una wan vote for am. Nigeria cannot be america. It is because America is united, United states of....... how can a people who cannot choose a good leader just because of tribalism and religious sentiments progress, Mtcheww, After readimg this, brainless, stupid people will still vote for Johnny.
Education › Re: Covenant University Suspends Students 3 Weeks To Exams by Ignyte(m): 11:47pm On Oct 15, 2014
How this one voncern tge assignment wey i get to submit in 3 months time. ... mtchew
TV/Movies › Re: What's Your Best Nigerian/nollywood Movie? by Ignyte(m): 11:14am On Oct 11, 2014
Mr and Mrs

Married But living single

House of Gold

Heads Gone
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Linda Ikeji's Blog Is Recruiting by Ignyte(m): 4:44pm On Oct 10, 2014
Make una no open una blogs, Linda go hire una for meagre sums, nd she'll buy range rover in january, Not a hater just truth telling.
Music/Radio › Re: I Wrote A Song For Rihanna – Wizkid by Ignyte(m): 4:41pm On Oct 10, 2014
In life once u "blow". Make sure you are making news, Just keep yourself there so people don't forget you. Who can remember the likes of 'Six foot plus'....... Nobody..... To remind you, I'll say, D guy dat sang:..... E don do meee... You see. The song was good then. But How did we forget six foot plus??

He stopped making news.


The secret to being a celeb is: 'Once u got them talking, Keep them talking'.

Therefore like wizkid here, Lie all you want, Them go talk, Before you know Rihanna might actually feature him, And it will be like he was saying the truth.

After this lecture, It would be ma pleasure to tell Our Republic Of Nairaland That wizkid has not lied, He has just pulled a publicity stunt and the more the comments, The more famous he becomes.

Period!! Or Menstruation!!


choose the correct one
Computers › Re: Important Safety Recall Information From HP by Ignyte(m): 6:52am On Oct 09, 2014
hmmm, ma cord don lost na all dis chinese version i dey use........

Ama click d link tho
Travel › Re: My Journey From Nigeria To Dubai With Pictures by Ignyte(m): 10:22am On Oct 08, 2014
100Cents:
What did you go to do in Dubai ?

cheesy
Cant you see ni??

..... He went to take pictures
Education › Re: The "BIG" Gap Between Engineering And Medical Students! by Ignyte(m): 2:08pm On Oct 07, 2014
I chose to study medicine with the mentality that they are needed everywhere other than other courses, Now i see that everywhere you go, you must meet a mass communication graduate, like hell the ones working in private organisations are paid for doing nothing. See cool cash
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Celebrities › Re: 3things You Don't Know About Phyno !!!!!!!!!! by Ignyte(m): 8:03pm On Oct 02, 2014
I no know anytn wey dat niqqur dey talk, buh he spits good #Alobam.
Music/Radio › Re: Best Nigerian Music Collabo Ever!! by Ignyte(m): 9:44pm On Sep 28, 2014
I Am Legend; Jimmy Jatt, Ft Eedris, Ruggedman, M.I & Waje.

Eedris spoil the song tho
Science/Technology › Re: What Technology Did You Expect Would Be Available Now That Isn't? by Ignyte(m): 4:58pm On Sep 27, 2014
Phone batteries that die only when the owner dies, unpredictable life span
Politics › Re: Cameroonian Military Capture Boko Haram’s Top Commander, Abakar Ali by Ignyte(m): 4:58pm On Sep 27, 2014
That is an old pic joor, d boys in d pic were arrested in bauchi state
Phones › Re: GIONEE Pioneer P4 Discussion Thread. by Ignyte(m): 5:49am On Sep 27, 2014
encryptjay: 23 days and you no sabi ss? Press volume button and power button at the same time" But for P4, hold power button then press volume down button.
Thanks it worked
Phones › Re: GIONEE Pioneer P4 Discussion Thread. by Ignyte(m): 12:47pm On Sep 25, 2014
Bought dis phone exactly 23 days ago. Happy there is a thread on NL. Please how do i screenshot. add on whatsapp group chat 08127522875
Education › Re: Oyedepo Defends Fees Charged By Private Universities by Ignyte(m): 4:51pm On Sep 21, 2014
Titiluvly: That's My Papa...Exceeding Grace Sir!....cheesy
if u ever try comment dis kind tin, i will personally propose d motion to kick u out of NL, mtcheww.




plus just because u no dy go d uni u go talk, u knw hw many student parents don resolve to drinking garri because of the fees??
Romance › Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Ignyte(m): 7:18pm On Sep 19, 2014
iyke926: grin

grin

grin

u funny
make una no kill me o
Travel › Re: 44 Countries You Can Travel To With No Visa From Nigeria. by Ignyte(m): 8:40pm On Sep 13, 2014
pple just be like... "my country beta pass those places"

those who did not read carefully: FYI ghana, Fiji Islands dey there, ordinarily dem beta pass naija plus no boko haram

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