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busybody20:
She looked at me with a bit of a frown. ‘Did you put that condom on?’ she asked.

I said, ‘I sure did,’ and held up my thumb to show her.

She fainted

hehehe.

Jafour:
@sylk
Thanks, I need your type on my thread. The comment will assist in selling the SUV fast.

Good wine needs no bushes at all my brother, good market dey  sell imself

Just that; If wishes were  horses, beggars might ride.

Literally speaking, All your cars are clean and well priced, I think they're meant for the lucky ones only.

Need I say more? keep it up my brother, the sky would definitely be your starting point  . ,  

koltoy:
a guy dat really loves a girl wouldn't stop chasing her until he gets her. the so called girls chasers are only after girls 4 d fun of it and that is why they backout after a short period of time.

dajoaneke:
Just saw your pix in your profile,  i dont want to believe a beautiful girl like u would complain abt relationship. Eh! with your sweet smile, eyes, white teeth ad gap-tooth! Kai, call me on 08038418611 or 07095083156

hehehe, the lady in that picture dey rock life well well

bluespice:
you obviously seem to have me confused with someone else
ahh well. . .

who? lol, c'mon spice it up with your little blue chili

bluespice:
excuse me?

Yes, how may I help you?

Godmother:
My love! My heart !! From my dreams straight to reality.I have finally found you. ^{running in slow motion into debest's arms}

slow motion? bluespice is already on top gear. . lol

Delta007:
Marriage isnt all about sex. Infact, if things are tense in your home, sex will be the last thing on your mind and your "wow-ish" lady will no longer be that appealing.

Methinks someone's personality matters alot and no matter how tough things are, there are some people that will never stoop that low to willingly sell their bodies for peanuts aka prostitution. However, one thing I have learned in life is that our response to unique life experiences shape our decisions and habits; in the end, we all live and die by the consequences of our decisions. So inasmuch as I try not to judge anyone's past/present, I know I CANNOT marry a prostitute; This is because my decision has nothing to do with whether (or not) she is repentant; more to do with her personality, who exactly she is, where she has been, what she wants in life, her short/long term plans etc etc I might have been able to date one but Marry? Hmm.  .  .she'd really need to give me some very satisfactory answers why she does not value her body and would easily bend over when she sees Benjamin. People accept you the way you present yourself and a prostitute to me is someone saying, "I dont value myself, I have no talent and I cant push myself to the limit to survive, hence, I'd like anyone, yes anyone to take advantage of my most prized assets". You know she does not value her life when she can travel several hundred miles just to hump you for some cash without knowing you especially in an "anything goes zone" like Nigeria where you have ritualists and all sorts. That's definitely not the kind of partner I need in my life to compliment and motivate me (someone that has already given up on life) or the kind of mother I want for my kids (What will she teach them? Spread 'em legs when you want a passing grade?). What happens if another recession hits and you lose your business/job? How many abortions has she had (she will never tell you the truth)? What kind of birth/health complications/diseases will you have to deal with in the future?

For the single folks out there, when it comes to the question of marriage, get someone that compliments you and you can make a home with; If you are looking for a sex partner, get a girlfriend or pay for a prostitute (not my thing). Never marry out of pity, convenience or obsession.

To the OP (friend), try to get it; Prostitutes are excellent customer service workers who make that moment very special for you (and they make it special for every other customer, not just you); they have perfected the act over time; so do not think cos she looks into your drunken eyes while she's riding you to glory means she has what it takes to take you from glory to glory for the rest of your life. Keeping in contact while the girl is humping every D!ck and Harry (pun intended) in Nigeria does not mean she is the best lady out there for you and doesnt mean she is the worst either. The mere fact that you can fall inlove with a prostitute means you can fall inlove with anyone you choose to, including those nicer young ladies who do not have a problem sweating it out to earn a degree and be outstanding professionals in their fields or that village girl who refuses to sleep with every man that promises her heaven and earth, despite the fact she just gets by daily. You are in the best position to make the call but it will require you thinking with your skull (just incase you forgot where your head is).

FL Gators:
Yes they work na. [b]But try it on yourself first[/b]

wahala dey ooooo!

uche77zero:
my brother is offering to watch a lottery of watching a game in England for two with his best friend and equally great arsenal
his wife is mad but she never showed any trace of liking football
any comments

Orikinla:
We are all prostitutes, only our methods and charges are different.

mrperfect:
Man immediately I saw this your picture I shocked, there is something I think it was. If it is I would have closed my browser and call it a day.