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1. Broadwalk Empire
2. Spartacus
3. Breaking Bad
4. Prison Break (Not really an all-time favorite, but worth mentioning)
5. Game of Thrones
6. Once Upon a Time
7. Legend of the Seeker
8. Everybody hates Chris
9. Boss
10. 24

Nice jokes anyway...

You can try to make a compilation of your jokes to sell on Kindle.

You will need more originality, be more resourceful and universal appeal.

Let your jokes and one-liners have an appeal to both the international and local communities.

You can be making at least 30-80$ a day with proper marketing strategy on KINDLE

Overall, have a pleasant day.

I m sure you can relate so well to the story of Evang. Jonah in the Bible.

I think this young man is on the path to his billions with this project.

Right now that the entertainment world is shifting to more of virtual and surreal textures, I believe anyone into the business of gaming robots like this young man would simply be swimming in billions.

Movies like Real Steel, Hero 6, Pacific Rim, etc are good instances of the trend.

Nice one, there!

I think OP meant 'blinking with the left eye is easier than the right eye'

I dont know why that's so either...

I reserve my comment!!

Hey...
I dont know the name of your game but I think your 'topic hack'' ''Tell me the name of this game if you claim you are a gamer'' is enough to deter anyone that even knows the name of the game.

It sounded rude and unethical.. I know you meant well by trying to start a thread but I think you should lower the tone of your topic hack next time so that you wont sound as if you are challenging anyone to a duel.

Maybe you can type something like ''You are a real gamer if you can state the name of this fantastic game'' or ''Have you played this game before, then you are a true gamer'' etc...

I am sure it would generate some views and comments as well as likes.

Have fun anyways..

Cars
Castles
Casinoes
C...etc

PaperLace:
Who watched any of these movies within 0-10 years of its production?

Please signify, I will be attaching Big Daddy or Big Mummy to your sobriquet. Make person no go argue with im progenitor one day.

Batmobile is one iconic car from movies.

Goldfinger (Sean Connery), I have watched that one.
Nice list OP. I like the "Rolls Royce".

Hey, I saw Goldfinger, Love Bug, Le 'Mans and Batman and Robin.

Not in the years you mentioned above sha...but quite a long time ago..

@ OP

What Class are you pls??

So what will happen to NCAN now since anyone can go by Henry Bello in Nigeria...

So Shaki (Cow Tripe) na ijekuje

analice107:
Wait, Freeze called a 17years man a boy just because he needed people to hear him?
Was he up to.17 when he began sleeping with little boys?

Well, Welcome to the world of FREEZE!

Same guy says we shouldnt patronize Pastors and Imams because of their false teachings.

I dont know what category of teaching I will place his under.

Straight Dumb!

I m sure Freeze has an account on Nairaland and he would be somewhere laughing and rolling on the ground when he finds some gullible persons took his story seriously.

ABEG MAKE FREEZE GO SIDDON.

'A YOUNG BOY OF 17 YEARS'!!

For Nigeria, young boys of 7-8 years would not be as dumb as the question he just asked.

When Nigerian youths are swindling each other on facebook and watsapp, then a young boy of 17 years would walk up to Freeze and begin to ask dumb questions.

Freeze is just JORO Olomufin 2.0

Liar!

Ruggedpen:
I went to ATM to load my phone with #200, out of error I load #2,000 plus some credit I have in my phone, I will check my credit it keep reducing, without me making use of the card, I checked my phone, I noticed sharp reduction in my credit because I have not been using the credit, I used to see some text messages from some short codes but I don't read those things because is not a phone number, but when i called glo customer centre the girl that attended to me said that those short code messages I ignored are charged, those times I picked those calls from short code (unsolicited calls) I subscribed to those messages that is why they charge me.
Those calls disturb me and when I pick it I cut it almost immediately to avoid the ringing sound. Most times they use normal phone number to call, so all their are looking for is an opportunity to steal somebody money. My only crime is that I am a customer of glo whom the normal charges is not enough now they decide to be stealing my money in this recession.

Please moderator move this to front page, is really paining me.

Kindly express your heart felt pain to them through a very heated argument n i can assure you you could get a refund.

works everytime!

osile2012:
Are you sure you are not the little boy? Anyways, make sure you/he takes bath twice. Make sure his armpit is always shaved.

Apply lemon or lime on armpit 20 minutes before bathing.

Ensure that cloths are well washed and material is cotton to absorb sweat.

Use antiperspirant if there is excess sweating.

Also detoxify the digestive system to eliminate toxins within.

Why do we Nigerians always form oversabi?

Person say hin village person wey just land from villa still dey ooze village, you dey there dey wan show yourself dey ask am whether na hinself he dey talk about.

If na you, you go talk?

I think it means 'SHE IS GOING TO MAKE THIS GUY CRY LATER!'

Where art the Islamic zealots to explain all of these now.

LOL

pressplay411:
That's crazy this is his doppelganger or something. I kept scrolling down thinking that was no doubt the barca lion. Messi should just employ him as his stunt double. Mind blown.

Abeg, no break my mind-teeth with this your 'DOPPELGANGER'.

Double na Double! Oyinbo sef

CeoMYN:
The same can be said of Christians and the bible.

Bro, the same cannot be said of Christians and the Bible because the Bible is open to research, debates and all. But the Koran is close-ended and does not allow any form of questioning.

Explorers:
9. Gbonlokoso.

I can sense you are from Ondo State!

SAI WOT?

I bet you wont see any islamic enthusiast here now.

Had this been a writeup on Jesus Christ and the Bible, you would have seen this thread extending to its tenth page.

Let this be a lesson, the most people who do not love to know the truth about the Koran and its origin are the Muslims themselves.

Hmmm...wetin you wan sell

How many nights did you use in figuring all these out?

Very apt and very classic!!!

deteb:
Na true? How do you know? Have you tried it?

Yes my friend, this native ibo white chalk nzu.

That is what was grounded and labelled calcium supplement

So na native chalk u package dey call ''Calcium Supplements''

Chai, Nigerians!!!

My friend sorry for your pain.

It is just a part of the process of adulthood.

For some families, this is true, for some, they dont believe in child abuse.

My candid take is for you to leave your parents' home and start something on your own to prove a point to them.

The decision might not go down well at first but later, you will thank God you made that decision.

Leave them before they make you emotionally scarred forever and disrupt your psychological growth process for life.

But when you plan on doing that, make sure you have something up your sleeves; like the movie script you gave away freely, the blog sponsorship, etc.

You need this to be able to channel your energy into so that you dont go depressed after some time.

I pray God gives you strength and wisdom to make the right decisions.

realborn:
Rip to the dead

For those asking for summary:

Neighbors account:
- they saw husband and wife the night before
- they broke into their apartment when husband and wife did not come out of their apartment in the morning.
- they met wife foaming/dead.
- they did not see husband.
- called him and he said he was in Ghana.

Wife's family account:
- wife always complained of husband
- husband does not give wife money
- husband always neglects wife
- wife returned from NYSC (Zamfara)on a visit on Nov 7
- last heard from wife on Nov 10

Husband's family account:
- husband was encouraged to return
- Police seized him for investigation
- insists husband was not in the house the day wife died.
- said wife had a history of sickness;
- which was unknown to husband due to controlled visits during 5 years courtship.
- family attacked during botched burial
- husband still remanded.

My opinion:
- if you are married, learn to love your spouse
- if you cannot, then leave the marriage
- if you have an ailment, tell your spouse before marriage
- finally, may God give all married men, the financial wherewithal to take care of their families. Lack of same is a socio-psychological cancer, that can destroy any well formed home!

I actually logged in to say you did a yeoman's job on the summary and I m sure you can monetize your summary skills for some real good money.

Just my two-cents

This here is the actual picture.

The guys are truly white pple but they are actually dissing Africans and they are Swedish.

I think the stress of African immigrants on their culture is becoming unbearable for them, they are not used to a multi-cultural system.

people are letting their imaginative powers run wild by posting lies and pure imaginations on here!!!