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[color=#9900ff]Nothing man. . .and let's end it now before derailing this thread. . .

Goodluck to all the ladies bwahahahahaha [/color]

izeek:
she
she means she dont notice his profession, just he has to be unique to get her attention?

[color=#9900ff]Thank you jare LOL[/color]

v3nom4eva:
@iice blk

abeg configure that ur jibberish b4 i

[color=#9900ff]Then you wouldn't even understand a sentence of what i say outside this forum [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Abeg oo i love my dada [/color]

[color=#9900ff]It's not something you will understand [/color]

[color=#9900ff]So if the shirt read, 'You there, contort and kiss your a-hole'.  .  .you will do it?

The shirt is just saying something.  .  .it's it not a request or an invitation.[/color]

v3nom4eva:
WHAT r u on about??

[color=#9900ff]Genre of men by profession.
[/color]

[color=#9900ff]Attempt #2.  .  .looks so long.[/color]

Name: [color=#9900ff]iice[/color]
Hair Color: [color=#9900ff]Red[/color]
Eye Color: [color=#9900ff]Greenish Gray[/color]
Height: [color=#9900ff]2'11[/color]
Profession: [color=#9900ff]FBI [/color]
Relationship Status: [color=#9900ff]Married[/color]
Religious Belief: [color=#9900ff]Zozoism[/color]
Favourite Color: [color=#9900ff]Red/Green[/color]
Favourite Car: [color=#9900ff]Rovers and Porsche[/color]
Favourite Movie: [color=#9900ff]LOTR[/color]
Hobby: [color=#9900ff]Plenty[/color]
Favourite Song: [color=#9900ff]Ditto[/color]
Favourite Singer: [color=#9900ff]Ditto[/color]
Favourite Writer/Author: [color=#9900ff]Ditto[/color]
Favourite Book: [color=#9900ff]Ditto[/color]
Favourite School Subject: [color=#9900ff]Geography[/color]
Favourite Vacation Destination: [color=#9900ff]Beach[/color]
Favourite Food: [color=#9900ff]Pounded yam and almost any soup[/color]
Favourite Restaurant: [color=#9900ff]Mamaput[/color]
Favourite Animal: [color=#9900ff]I am a princess of the jungle [/color]
Favourite Store: [color=#9900ff]Wherever there is food[/color]
Favourite Celebrity: [color=#9900ff]Who?[/color]
Favourite Childhood Pal: [color=#9900ff]plenty[/color]
Favourite Childhood Memory: [color=#9900ff] [/color]
Favourite School you’ve once attended: [color=#9900ff]Rantya[/color]
Favourite Country: [color=#9900ff]Atlantis[/color]
Favourite nairaland member: [color=#9900ff] [/color]
Favourite Baby Name: [color=#9900ff]Lucien[/color]
Favourite Person in your life: [color=#9900ff] [/color]
Favourite Facebook Application: [color=#9900ff] [/color]
Chocolate or Vanilla: [color=#9900ff]Both[/color]
Big Mac or Whopper: [color=#9900ff]All na food[/color]
Coke or Pepsi: [color=#9900ff]Coke[/color]
Beer or Wine: [color=#9900ff]Any[/color]
Coffee or Tea: [color=#9900ff]Both[/color]
Apple Juice or Orange Juice: [color=#9900ff]Both[/color]
Facebook or MySpace: [color=#9900ff] [/color]
Summer or winter: [color=#9900ff]Both[/color]
Autumn or spring: [color=#9900ff]Both[/color]
Windows or Mac: [color=#9900ff]Both[/color]
Cats or Dogs: [color=#9900ff]Both[/color]
Your mum or your dad: [color=#9900ff]Dad.   .   .mum[/color]
Your sis or your bro: [color=#9900ff]Both[/color]
Your uncle or your aunt: [color=#9900ff]Unclesssss[/color]
Your cousins or your friends: [color=#9900ff]Whichever[/color]
Boxers or Briefs: [color=#9900ff]Boxers[/color]
Rain or Sunshine: [color=#9900ff]Both[/color]
United States or Canada: [color=#9900ff]US[/color]
Nigeria or London: [color=#9900ff]London[/color]
Potato chips or Popcorn: [color=#9900ff]Both[/color]
Salty or sweet: [color=#9900ff]Ditto[/color]
Bitter or sour: [color=#9900ff]Sour[/color]
Plane or ship: [color=#9900ff]Both[/color]
Morning or night: [color=#9900ff]Night - time i hunt [/color]
Movie or novel: [color=#9900ff]Na joke? Movie[/color]
Drama or Comedy: [color=#9900ff]Comedy[/color]
Action or horror: [color=#9900ff]Action[/color]
Walk or Drive: [color=#9900ff]Fly[/color]
Money or love: [color=#9900ff]Both - i fit buy the food i love [/color]
Black or white: [color=#9900ff]White[/color]
Red or black: [color=#9900ff]Red[/color]
Breakfast or dinner: [color=#9900ff]Both[/color]
Forgiveness or Revenge: [color=#9900ff]Deletion[/color]
Excited or neutral: [color=#9900ff]Nonchalant[/color]
Bully or being bullied: [color=#9900ff]Who get time?[/color]
House or apartment: [color=#9900ff]Cabin by the sea[/color]
Christmas or new year: [color=#9900ff]Same difference[/color]
Boobs or a$$: [color=#9900ff]Hands and feet[/color]
DO YOU
Have any pets: [color=#9900ff]Yes.  .  .even human ones[/color]
Have children: [color=#9900ff]Yes.  .  .upto grand ones [/color]
Smoke: [color=#9900ff]yes - the shrooms ika supplies me[/color]
Drink: [color=#9900ff]Yes[/color]
Exercise: [color=#9900ff]Yes by pressing my remote control buttons[/color]
Spend half of your day on a social networking site: [color=#9900ff]If i have nothing to do [/color]
Play any sport: [color=#9900ff]Swimming[/color]
Belong to an organisation: [color=#9900ff]Yakuza [/color]
Love your job/school: [color=#9900ff]Err [/color]
Love to cook: [color=#9900ff]No.  .  .but i'm told it's a woman thing[/color]
Play an instrument: [color=#9900ff]Yes[/color]
Sing: [color=#9900ff]Yes but not for ears[/color]
Dance: [color=#9900ff] [/color]
Speak more than 2 languages: [color=#9900ff]Yes[/color]
Ice skate: [color=#9900ff]Working on my triple axle [/color]
Swim: [color=#9900ff]Mami water [/color]
Paint: [color=#9900ff]Claude monet[/color]
Write: [color=#9900ff]Yes[/color]
Ski: [color=#9900ff]Down Everest[/color]
Juggle: [color=#9900ff]I'm a woman right?[/color]
Have you ever
Stolen anything: [color=#9900ff]Chin chin[/color]
Been drunk before noon: [color=#9900ff]I sleep at dawn[/color]
Had sex in public: [color=#9900ff]Yes with Ika and Mukina[/color]
Seen your parents have sex: [color=#9900ff]Ewww[/color]
Got caught telling a lie: [color=#9900ff]No[/color]
Got a speeding ticket: [color=#9900ff]No[/color]
Been arrested: [color=#9900ff]Yes after beating Mukina for daring to talk to Johnny [/color]
Littered: [color=#9900ff]Yes thank goodness those days are over[/color]
Cheated on a test or exam: [color=#9900ff] [/color]
Cheated in your relationship: [color=#9900ff]Who dash me?[/color]
Failed a class: [color=#9900ff]Say wetin?[/color]
Eaten food off the floor: [color=#9900ff]Including sand[/color]
Stuck gum under a desk: [color=#9900ff]Mehnn those were the days[/color]
Ran away from home or your family: [color=#9900ff]With wetin?[/color]
Wished you were someone else: [color=#9900ff]alot of times[/color]
Cried during a movie: [color=#9900ff]LOL say wetin?[/color]
Had a one night stand: [color=#9900ff]Yes with Ika[/color]
Describe yourself in one word: [color=#9900ff]Crazy [/color]
Biggest fear: [color=#9900ff]That stunt on fear factor where one is locked in a body bag and dropped in water[/color]
Biggest mistake: [color=#9900ff]Wearing a dress - something i don't remember doing [/color]
Your proudest accomplishment: [color=#9900ff]Buying my first sweater from bend-down select [/color]
#1 Priority in your life: [color=#9900ff]Making Johnny happy[/color]
Dream job: [color=#9900ff]Retiring on the beach[/color]
What do you believe in: [color=#9900ff]The deviousness of people [/color]
Special talent: [color=#9900ff]Hehe [/color]
Where are u right now: [color=#9900ff]Behind the clouds[/color]
Where would you rather be: [color=#9900ff]Middle earth[/color]
Famous person you wish to meet: [color=#9900ff]Who?[/color]
Place to visit before you die: [color=#9900ff]Plenty[/color]
Song played at your funeral: [color=#9900ff]The Healing[/color]
Have you laughed until you cried: [color=#9900ff]Constantly [/color]
Have you found out who your true friend is: [color=#9900ff]No.  .  .start with them first to avoid finding out anything [/color]
Met someone who changed you: [color=#9900ff]Yea, a few tweaks here and there[/color]
Kissed anyone on your friends list: [color=#9900ff]Yes, Johnny is my friend[/color]
What were you doing at midnight last night: [color=#9900ff]Eating[/color]
Name something you cannot wait for: [color=#9900ff]Transformers 2[/color]
Have you ever talked to a person named Tom, Obi, Ade or Sarah: [color=#9900ff]Yes[/color]
What are you listening to right now: [color=#9900ff]My phone ringing[/color]
What is the one thing you wish could change your life: [color=#9900ff]Nothing.  .  .love the good, bad and ugly[/color]
Last time you saw your father:[color=#9900ff]Today[/color]
Most visited website: [color=#9900ff]Movie site[/color]
Ever had a surgery: [color=#9900ff]Nothing major[/color]
Do you have a piercing: [color=#9900ff]Piercings [/color]
Name of your first best friend: [color=#9900ff]K[/color]
NOYF pet: [color=#9900ff]Which of the 100s?[/color]
NOYF vacation: [color=#9900ff]Beach[/color]
NOYF concert: [color=#9900ff]My baby bro[/color]
NOYF crush: [color=#9900ff]Eric[/color]
Maybe you should do what now: [color=#9900ff]Watch a movie[/color]
What don’t you understand: [color=#9900ff]stupidity[/color]
You have lots of respect for: [color=#9900ff] [/color]
Meaning of your display name: [color=#9900ff]Miss Freeze[/color]
You never want to lose: [color=#9900ff]My family[/color]
You get annoyed when: [color=#9900ff]I feel like it[/color]
Do you like parties: [color=#9900ff]Sure y not?[/color]

[color=#9900ff]Doubt nas will pay all that [/color]

[color=#9900ff]LMAO. . .hello okro soup [/color]

[color=#9900ff]stressed blue jeans, yellow tee, black birkens and neon hot pink nails [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Aswerigawd, that man friggin irritates me

Please Becks has a more banging style [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Don't read them. . .but even when i cross one, i don't feel anything.
What is there to feel? People come in all shapes, sizes, colors, textures, etc.

Even if they are really that fine in reality. . .i no send I admire and move on. . .time is wasting [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Erhh i don't notice that first
He just to have a crazy vibe to him for me to notice him [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Food and transformers and ERIC!!!! [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Still friends with them.  I only find such memorabilia either humourous or sweet.  There is nothing more to it for me.  I suppose i have been lucky to be friends with people who i dated

I have cringed sha.  .  .at how incoherent i used to be Thank goodness for progression [/color]

[quote author=George_D link=topic=283409.msg4070384#msg4070384 date=1245687306]just freeze them? i'd be careful if i were you because the person getting 'freezed'
might just end up being yourself-when you suddenly realize your hope of a happy
marriage is frozen in time [/quote][color=#9900ff]Hahaha but iice is not everyone - i have never suddenly realized anything that life changing I am already married to johnny [/color]

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=283409.msg4072535#msg4072535 date=1245717325]dunnit, so u got the code we are finished! we actually got an intruder on our hands  [/quote][color=#9900ff] [/color]

Nnekie:
Lol @ Sauron

Tara's boyfriend is find, wanna bit a piece of his six-pack like it is freaking candy.
Eric is hot - height, build, looks, for real when he eventually gets it on with someone, i think i will need CPR!

But does it take 3 vampires to turn a human, just wondering now if they are killin or turning lafayette

[color=#9900ff]That guy is foine too. . .but eric is more my type

I said it, i will evaporate if eric gets it on with someone


It was so hilarious how Eric was concerned about blood in his hair
That bartender too was hilarious. . .almost blew my ear drums with her screeching [/color]

[color=#9900ff]I nor wan know about the empty room

I might see giant rats and fleas



Thanks loff [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Correct wetin? You forget there is nothing in the first place to be corrected

Loud empty room

Mehn. . .my mood na die [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Another virginity thread. . . This makes what? 20? [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Somebody went on an opening threads spree.

@Topic. . .can't stand tears.[/color]

[color=#9900ff]Please use the search button next time before making a post.[/color]

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[color=#9900ff]lai lai

I dey buy dvd player with my share

some humanities dey scary ooo [/color]

[color=#9900ff]How many times must you people do this topic? [/color]

mukina2:
treee project

i like this saying on one advert like that. we innovate no imitations

[color=#9900ff]I like that saying too

M dey vex me. . .lazy bones [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Hey loff

Originales

Na wah. . .madness sef

Na only you get time to donate oo. . .i go chop my own share [/color]

[color=#9900ff]You own jare. . .the one you wore to my wedding

Mine have never seen the light of day

Chinese originale [/color]

[color=#9900ff]That pikin will not kill me

Thinking, dvd player or tree project? DVD jare [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Sorry but i do not agree that every girl is a dreamer of potential 'rich' spouse.
I am not one, neither is my sister. Some people are content with what is available. After all there are people worse off that we see everyday. What about people have no higher prospects? And those who have no wish to be married? Or women who earn more? Those the potential to pamper them factor in?
Sometimes sacrifice is given because of love not because one hopes to be paid back.

Of course love alone is not sufficient unless one is a dreamer.
Love does not equate money neither does it equate compatibility/will/chemistry/comfortability nor even respect.
In situations where destiny/fate (as they say) deals one a hard hand and no matter what, it just seems it doesn't work out. . .practical people with feet placed solid on the ground, understand this and make do with what fate has dealt them. Not everyone is that lucky to make millions or whatever. There has to be more than money being the bottom line for some people.[/color]

izeek:
money and relationship goes hand in hand.
every girl, even the decent ones who date prospect,
someday hopes that her man wud make enuf money to spoil her silly.
thissimple implies there is a time frame she has at the back of her mind.

the major question iswhen wud her patience wear out.
relationship thrives when money is available.

[color=#9900ff]Not if she's realistic.  Maybe the women you know.  .  .not every girl.

I know a few who have gotten married and still thrive even if they haven't been spoiled silly with material things.  Spoiled silly with love is more like it.[/color]

mukina2:
me three

Thank God my pikin is ok i love you angel

who do i get to make this one tonton na wa

[color=#9900ff]Yes oo, thank God our pikin is ok


Thinking of buying a portable dvd player [/color]