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[color=#9900ff]Hmmm.  Sometimes diplomacy as a poster above said is the best way (I try to be, but e no easy, no be my strong suit as per breaking it gently or being sensitive )  No confirmation not because i suffer any qualms of breaking some illusion of a happy family/relationship but because i do not believe in spreading tales be they be true or false.
In my relationships though.  .  .honesty jare.  Though if i feel uncomfortable telling the person anything at that moment, i will the person that i will not tell him/her.  Either take it or leave it but i'd rather say that i ain't telling than make up some story.   This has brought about funny situations.  People would rather you lie to them than telling them that you can't tell them.  .  .[/color]

[color=#9900ff]Laydeee
You nor dey other side?

Brash
I know you sabi handle the deal
I dey ready to supervise


_{i nor get power oooo.  .  .just popped in for a bit} [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Depends on how your relationship is with your parents and how much you are willing to sacrifice.
My parents don't meddle. . .[/color]

[color=#9900ff]She's not as into you as you are into her.[/color]

cvibe:
@iice
You want the person to use their initiative in the 2nd sentence.

[color=#9900ff]You mean you want her to cement her status as the maid and caretaker.
Whatever happened to 'Please can you help me'?[/color]

spikedcylinder:
Na wa o. Where do you people meet all these useless men?

[color=#9900ff]People get what they set out to attract be it consciously or unconsciously [/color]

MrCrackles:
I am really bold and brave when it comes to fashion
Not scared of rocking that odd bit of fashion stuff which others might deem absurd or weird!
It makes a statement at the end of the day

[color=#9900ff]Only if you loose the pink shirt
But i totally get. I like mixing and doing a split personality thing when i dress up.
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spikedcylinder:
Yes of course. Thats why you wear toe socks, tooth rings and eye lid caps!

[color=#9900ff]You know you like my toe socks
I go send you some if you like [/color]

[quote author=Mad_Max link=topic=13528.msg3361935#msg3361935 date=1232385211]No, you think Bale is hot.
And he is, isn't he?[/quote][color=#9900ff] Yes he is!
But my soul belongs to Johnny [/color]

spikedcylinder:
I saw MAKE IT HAPPEN, disturbingly similar and cheesier than SAVE THE LAST DANCE. The burlesque dancers were neat though.

[color=#9900ff]Does the lead actress have black hair and a beauty mark? Does the lead actor have blond hair? She worked in a club after not getting into the ballet school? Sometimes i watch films and i don't remember the title since they all look the same anyways. But she can dance ooo [/color]

[color=#9900ff]I could never dress like my friends
The closest person i share very similar style to is my sister.
Even then, she's more 'refined' than i am
The women in my social group tend to dress the same  
Like they all look alike from head to toe.  .  .ugh. 

Reason why i like andre3000, he doesn't have to look like anybody.
He has his own thing going on [/color]

cvibe:
Good communication is the Key and respect will flow naturally. 

Honey i will be late from work.  if you are hungry, warm the food in the fridge, give some to Susan, make sure you clean the cooker when you finish. (Disrespect)

Try this!

Honey, i will be late from work.  If you're a bit hungry, i made something for you before i left home this morning. I think you and Susan will find it delicious. If the cooker gets dirty, dont worry i'll clean it when i get home.

[color=#9900ff]Which essentially means.  .  .'woman, it's your job to feed, clean and take care of me and my every comfort'
You can deliver same sentence in a different tones and if not change the meaning, then change the reaction. But if you deliver two different sentences, regardless of the tone, the meaning is different.

@Topic, yes respect is supposed to be automatically given to the man. [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Twinnyyyyyyyyyyyy ar not catch you again
You no go kill me

Brash! [/color]

[quote author=dtw_sola link=topic=180883.msg3363241#msg3363241 date=1232409577]It's good to see that more Nigerians are starting to understand the importance of roll on. I am always dismayed when I visit Naija and am overtaken by my foul smelling countrymen. I try not to stick my nose at them, but at the same time I wish they would get the message. Taking a shower and using roll on every day should be a commandment. I just can not respect someone that has body odour.[/quote][color=#9900ff]What Only when you visit naija?
The smell 'transcends' boundaries ooo [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Well i haven't done it but i was planning to go for the diamond one.
My sis started like 2 weeks ago, she said it wasn't painful (i imagine it to be just like exfoliating with soap )
She doesn't have acne just scars from chicken pox.  After a session, her skin looks good, but i don't know if it will be like that for everyone [/color]

[color=#9900ff]using necklaces as my anklets[/color]

ikamefa:
una do well oh 

me ika6 i nor dey use nattin "  "

make my armpit dey boom! bang! and pulverize everybody wey dey near ,  i nor send una message oh! 

_{(the fear of aluminum ultimately Alzheimer disease is the beginning of wisdom )}  ' "

[color=#9900ff]" " Twinny take your time ooo _{my rib wan break} [/color]

skylooh:
Abeg people make una dey shave una armpit hair regularly ooh , the hair 4 some pple armpit don rust if they walk past you in fact you will think a bag of onions just walked past
as 4 me i shave my armpit hair regularly and use sure or axe deo with 0% alkohol it keeps me fresh all day

[color=#9900ff]laughin ma frozen butt off [/color]

jingoma:
Just use any Anti-Perspirant .
Anyone ever got on a plane with someone thats "Radiating" real bad?, [b][/b] It can be traumatic depending on how long your flight is!

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This thread no go kill me [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Yes sometimes they do. Two players in a relationship - one can hurt the other.
It all boils down to whose emotions are more under control. They after all humans. . .they can fall madly for a person even under the pretense of playing games. [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Chaiii this job na dream job.
Free food, free pammy, dress code anything goes. . . for now
Tomtom and peppered flavored chingum. . .
With bonus sef. . .laydee na good job ooo


Brash , me don waka. . .i need sleep
Take care of mi loff

Laydee

Twinny ooo! [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Brash make we slowly work in the uniform.
Make muki dey settled in first Then she can wear pink uniform


Laydee you still dey claim bota? Make i send telegram to uncle sef for zonal
Hin go settle this bota/pako thing


You know i loff you [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Am gonna dream about him, him, him and him
Thinking of moving to Asgard. . .Eric is not around so i will visit Thor
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[color=#9900ff]emotionless [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Finishing off what am doing and hitting the sack. . . i need 48hrs of sleep [/color]

[color=#9900ff]iice nor dey available

Laydee i nor know who you dey campaign for ooo


Brash, i know say you sabi correct thing .
Muki na the best for the job.
No time wasted, well executed and well worth your tomtom and chingum [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Johnny! [/color]

justkunmi:
anyone seen The Express?

[color=#9900ff]I have. It's alright.[/color]

spikedcylinder:
You had berra not.

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Talented too! [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Laydee. . .na your dream job na
You no even gas work hard since brash dey easy to look after, hin nor dey messy etc

I don retire
My days of laying in the sun are now

Nor try point brash to my side Your contract don already dey drafted .


Brash, add her peppered flavored chingum [/color]

[color=#9900ff]I don retire from washing and cleaning
These hands are only meant for good things

Dey dream say na ajemargine you be.  Correct pako from uncle side
Na me be the ajebota jare.  .  .oya where my tea?

I dash you all my bling
You go like them Some sef fit inspire beautiful quotes and poetry
Some sef even if boulder smash them, the thing go still dey whole like nothing happen " "


You go take the tomtom .  .  .na your payment be that

Brash, i dey her side. . .i go make sure she clean, wash and cook [/color]

MrCrackles:
Training will be provided Mukii
Nor worry
Shades and flip flops will be thrown in as extra benefits under the terms and condition of employment!

IICE
Ok i go dash Mukii i bag of tomtom, i still get some wey i carry come from naija!
To hire domestic staff nowadays na wahala, but e be like say Mukii na God sent!

[color=#9900ff]Aswerigawd you no go kill me!
Bag of tomtom?  Na bonus already?   one tomtom and extra two for a job well done

Laydee which sontin?
What are we doing today?
I  nor want the blings.  .  .make you handle am today [/color]

stillwater:
A baby talks.

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[color=#9900ff]Not many girls take kindly to their friends dating their exes especially if its a new break up.
Choose wisely. Him or her. If you are lucky, you will have both. . . [/color]

MrCrackles:
I dey look for cleaner lady oo?

IICE and Mukii, do you know anyone that might be interested?

[color=#9900ff]I nor sabi!
All the ones wey get before na yeye ones including the gateman


Laydeee i nor dey wash nada
But i loff you

You be the bomb diggidy, you nor ask brash for new " "[/color]

MrCrackles:
Mukii
Good
You are hired!

IICE
How much make i pay Mukii?
She go iron, wash, clean and cook?

[color=#9900ff]Ahhh i see you don hire pesin
Gif am one tomtom

Laydee, dey dream. . .iice nor dey touch nada
But the job dey perfect for you na [/color]

[color=#9900ff]No way!
Originale for you

Wash? Me? LOL. . .pray molds nor appear for your cloth [/color]

[color=#9900ff]I like it.

Ify, i drink boiled garlic when i have sore throat or a cold.[/color]

[color=#9900ff] Remix ke
Abeg make hin keep am originale for you

Wash ogini wetin?
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