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Crime / Re: Guy Disgraced In An Attempt To Defend Nigeria by Ijobalupe(m): 6:06pm On Jul 10, 2017
Samkmery:
Small $25k she dey shout up and own, if she come be my client wey pay me $133k before i release am, she for done commit suicide nah.


We no be scammers, we are collecting the wages for the jobs done by our ancestors.



Contact me for sure ACH, MD, BiLL pay, wire tf
I get picker worldwide asl


Washere baba! 400 years of slavery them never pay nothing how I fit connect with you

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NYSC / Re: Osogbo - - Lagos or Kano by Ijobalupe(m): 12:34pm On Jul 10, 2017
Doyin400l:
Hi, I'm among the 17A stream 1 that was mobilized to osun and already one month into my service yr. I'm tired of everything in Osun state. I want to change to Kano state. Pls how can I go about it. I might commit suicide soon if not helped because it seems this state is just not for me . So Tired everything therein. Pls your advice is welcome.

I get link wey fit help u run am but is money and very sure
NYSC / Re: Corp Member In Smart Corper Uniform by Ijobalupe(m): 12:31pm On Jul 10, 2017
Adeoba10:
Because you iron khaki, make we go use modem fry sim?

Lol no mind am ahbi e want make we use hot plate iron cloth
Romance / Re: No Sex Yet I Spend Alot by Ijobalupe(m): 9:18pm On Jul 06, 2017
Emart:
Please I really need advice on whether to continue or not. She said no sex a day after we met because she is a virgin, which Iam not sure of but I agreed. I have been spending like someone who always have sex since that day. I love her even without sex but it seems like she wants my money only. The worst is Iam about to rent a house for her now. If it were you, what will be your next step? What do you think is her intention?

Lol this made laugh so hard bro sense fall on you, you are the definition of a maga na person like you I dey pray for everyday as client, no sex but she dey chop ur money and she be virgin ? LMAO!!! another dude dey pound am bad bad I promise you. I have saved your moniker invade u get story of how u wan commit suicide as u catch man dey pound ur virgin gf for the house wey u rent lmao

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Calls Emergency U.N Meeting Over Success In North Korea Missile Test(Pics) by Ijobalupe(m): 11:25am On Jul 05, 2017
Mugu he his a politician what did you expect him to say in an interview? " yes we will wipe the USA off the world map and no damage will be done to us at all because we are Russia"


prettyboi1989:

baba what are you saying? that russia will wipe out usa off the map? u must be joking, even putin had to admit the truth.
usa and russia are the countries with the strongest military might, if they go to war, no one is coming out alive
Celebrities / Re: Moment Runtown Met Selena Leath, His Baby Mama (Photo) by Ijobalupe(m): 10:41am On Jun 28, 2017
Me I am still young oo, my age is in the first 3


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Sports / Re: Taye Taiwo Looks Fresh And Cute In Recent Pictures by Ijobalupe(m): 9:10am On Jun 28, 2017
Evaberry:
even with all the money this Nigerian monkey has. he's Still so ugly like this, ugly ND impotent monkey
his teeth are so irritating
.

.this guy is senseless I Dont even know who the modafucker is


That 'modafucker' will feed your entire generation plus unborn for the next 100 years with his one week salary, plus who are you deceiving like if you can ever get to be within 100 meters of him your smelling yansh won't start dripping without control

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Sports / Re: Taye Taiwo Looks Fresh And Cute In Recent Pictures by Ijobalupe(m): 9:02am On Jun 28, 2017
Evaberry:
even with all the money this Nigerian monkey has. he's Still so ugly like this, ugly ND impotent monkey
his teeth are so irritating
.

.this guy is senseless I Dont even know who the modafucker is

That 'modafucker' will feed your entire generation plus unborn for the next 100 years with his one week salary, plus who are you deceiving like if you can ever get to be within 100 meters of him your smelling yansh won't start dripping without control

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Celebrities / Re: Wyclef Jean Titles His Song “Fela Kuti" by Ijobalupe(m): 8:53am On Jun 28, 2017
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Travel / Re: Lagos To Tackle Ketu Traffic Congestion With Construction Of Lay-Bys by Ijobalupe(m): 8:22pm On May 16, 2017
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Sports / Re: Okocha, Maradona And Amaju Pinnick Pictured Together by Ijobalupe(m): 3:34pm On May 11, 2017
Okoyiboz3:


You have decided to be foolish and I would deal with you today.

That man with the cone head is Amaju Pinnick from Delta State. He is the one who has gotten to an height in life that no one from your lineage of nonentities have ever gotten to.

The only way you can get close to him is when you or someone from your pauperized ancestry sells Fanyogo or Gala to him on the road.

Look at the picture of Amaju Pinnick above, look at your father's picture when he was arrested by KAI in Lagos for hawking handkerchief and then sit in one corner and think about your life.


Ahhh! Aye le o ibosi ooo! Bros kilode!
Family / Re: My Marriage On The Brink Of Crashing, Experienced People Needed Now. by Ijobalupe(m): 2:28am On May 01, 2017
Bros I really hope u c this, take 'your kids' do a DNA test asap
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Don't Tell The Interviewer About Yourself, This Is What He Really Wants To Hear by Ijobalupe(m): 9:28am On Apr 27, 2017
Great read

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Phones / Re: Guess Which Phone Was Used To Take This Hot Unfiltered Selfie by Ijobalupe(m): 9:35am On Apr 01, 2017
you are beautiful OP

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Romance / Re: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by Ijobalupe(m): 3:10am On Apr 01, 2017
SNOWCREAM:
oh that's cool to know you've actually seen Yorubas cheesy no more fear lol.

I think couple weeks back a lady from East London was in the news for stabbing a thief. Hope it's actually safe out there?

Mandela the great smiley


you lot should get a room already!

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Nairaland / General / Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by Ijobalupe(m): 10:22am On Mar 26, 2017
I have a long list that okocha dribbled everybody on the football pitch including his teammates back and forth until he got tired and scored

anoda one dat okocha played freekick that curved round the goal post before entering

that Abraham Lincoln was an Igbo man before migrating to the USA

that children are the leaders of tomorrow in Nigeria, I wasn't born when PMB was the leader now am old and he his still the leader

that usher and micheal Jackson had a dance face off micheal Jackson won by walking on air

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Travel / Re: Sienna Hits Lexus Jeep In Sapele, Delta State (Photos) by Ijobalupe(m): 11:12pm On Mar 24, 2017
this doesn't look right, why were there photos of only the Lexus and not the sienna someone is trying to mess with my mind
Celebrities / Re: Flavour Welcomed To Liberia By His Enugu Brothers by Ijobalupe(m): 2:53pm On Mar 19, 2017
lailo:
wait o!!!and we will now begin to coment.Flavour making money,Seun making money,but we been burning money.Our mumu don do.


lol[color=#000099][/color] am telling you! our mumu jst dey make money fr some people
Politics / Re: Children Hold Rally For Nnamdi Kanu's Release In Rivers (Photos) by Ijobalupe(m): 7:57pm On Mar 18, 2017
keep the flag flying we shall overcome! Ndigbo kwenu!!

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Romance / Re: I Love n Need Her But My Mum Dislike Her Starture ''big Boobs''. (Our Pic.tag) by Ijobalupe(m): 11:35am On Mar 18, 2017
let's see er photo first nah so I will try and understand where your mom is coming from

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Celebrities / Re: Did Wizkid Get His Hair Inspiration From My Son? Lola Omotayo Asks by Ijobalupe(m): 11:07am On Mar 18, 2017
cheesy cheesy Daddy yo!! legendary shii
Celebrities / Re: Queen Osem Celestine And Donald Trump Pictured Together by Ijobalupe(m): 10:14am On Mar 18, 2017
this girl is not that fine nah
Celebrities / Re: Iyabo Ojo Linked To Apostle Suleman's Sex Scandal By Lady Stephanie Ogbonna by Ijobalupe(m): 10:11am On Mar 18, 2017
if this is true then I fall for this man and I think he his a philanthropist helping nollywood ladies and big bossomed ladies since time immemorial and this is no way to pay him back

the only we can pay him back is to keep going to his church and crusade grounds in our millions and keep paying our tithes and offerings faithfully!

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Selling El-Rufai's Letter To Buhari, 'You Have Failed' (Photos) by Ijobalupe(m): 9:24pm On Mar 17, 2017
okonja:


I will pay you N230 for that cool

I will pay you 240/dollar
Webmasters / Re: Mark Zuckerberg And Wife, Priscilla Step Out With Their Baby Bump by Ijobalupe(m): 5:34pm On Mar 17, 2017
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very cute couple this is a multi billionaire in dollars not naira som pple dat dere daddy has 30billion naira n his acct will not let us hear word lol! seriously tho. if I don dey hear dat song wey dat line don sound like dis I go jst dey get headache I dnt even have 30 million baba God nor dey proud fr ur boy pick up d call..!
Nairaland / General / Re: Six Most Annoying Things the so-called "Big Boys" Do. by Ijobalupe(m): 5:24pm On Mar 17, 2017
DavidEsq:
The last one got me cracking. So damn true cheesy. Makes u wanna do mny ritual to revenge abi na avenge sef angry. I get one close paddy like dat. E own worse. After e look u like dat an lean towards the steering wheel, e go come down, cm use expensive champagne pour for ur leg, tell u say e dey pray for u cry. Chai! Doz boys are wicked gan.



lol na bad thing to pray again
Car Talk / Re: 2018 Mercedes-maybach G650 Landaulet Is The Most Expensive SUV Ever Made by Ijobalupe(m): 1:42pm On Mar 17, 2017
[color=#000099][/color] this car is so sweet!! oh baby!!!!!
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Shades Cossy Orjiakor, questions Kemi Olunloyo Arrest by Ijobalupe(m): 8:47am On Mar 17, 2017
lol new here see all these rules just to post! tongue

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