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bameyi:
BUT I WILL GIVE THEM A CALL. THANKS

do that! good luck

here try this link : http://www.solatravel.com/

good luck

@richy Baale aba yii

beeni mo n bere yin tele

sugbon lowo yii


oro tii yanju ara e oh!

no shaking!

bawo ni ipade loba loba?

Awo karonwi nko laba keta sibi?

ipade waa bi oyin oh!

debosky:
party with crazy twins

dream on bruv!

iice:
Me peachy, glad the week's almost over. . .and now i need to vamoose Duty calls

aight! jah bless!

debosky:
nope, I'm a virgin and pure in thoughts

" "

iice:
_{hey twinny Whatagwan?}

laughin ma friggin butt off

T'sup girl errtin IRE

^{you good?}

debosky:
hot steamy sex NOT!!

u're a monk?

hummmmmmmmm

twinny i salute oh!

^{mama must hear this!}

mukina2:


ika come see how iice dey tell tory

i dey go tell mama

my dear i don see am

dat girl can lie!

se o mean popsie aliyah aka lagata aka passo wonder aka ajibola 1aka Erin lomo?


LMAO " "


oya gba jorrrrrrr!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2IULuQozCQ


_{later debo!}

debosky:
olori nana emi naa miss e gaan jare.

ma da awon alabosi yii lohun, nkan ti a ba jo se ni inu yara wa ko kan anybody, like JaRule said lets keep it between me and you

aunti ika awon kan fe fiyin se paro fun mamaosisi oh, se eyin naa fara mo? emi ko fe kie lo fe omo Ikomi yen oh, se omo ibo ni abi ibo miran ni o ti wa?

pastor haywhy oga fun yin oh, pastor ti on se jazz pelu iwaasu ninu ijo ki olorun dariji yin.

paddy mi GNature, boyfriend nana tele yen, ko ni action rara, mo ti ka gbogbo ese re kuro nle tipe tipe, oye ko trust mi now

shine shine borbor mi o mo wipe o wa nile o jare

bawo ni nkan?

ma da gbogbo won lohun oh

as my waffi brova would say all of them they yarn opata!

se o maan jo fuji?

oya tadi reke si obesere yii


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4zja7Tsz7c " "

o daaro oh!


@man

what a gwaan?

i dey oh!

we go jam later!

obesere -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-0zBuIpAOM

all right oh!

gbogbo won to fondagbe!

good some peace and quite around hia!

mukina2:
@ ika i copy

we go yarn tomorrow i get gist

mukina2:
my brother he'll get better and make me smile

insha allahu he will cheer up



@topic going to Fine fare to buy collard greens

durlin am home today

and i dont have the keys to the other side today

erhm red , erhnm orange i mean blue thongs slippers


did i just say that?

scratch dat am wearing a blue housecoat


these are the thongs i meant anyways

why the tears?

MILITIA:
@ diamondd

You get am! The sperm will just scatter all over the bed like small pickin piss! Compared to when the guy has not had sex for like 3 days. The akamu is so thick that for days you are still cleaning fragments of the disintergration!

Also it takes for ever to come!
The erection goes through different stages ---liguid, gaseous and solid! Chasing after the "snake of indecision" na work! The man go come lie say he is "tired"!

Na lie oh! it gets to a phase jerking off is out of the question---men wan the real thing---e don waka go outside! Which man over 30 will waste time to self-service himself off when able and willing babes full corner! Jerking off is for teenagers and men with strong body odor! Our real African brodas no dey waste time when they can get the real thing! HABA!

yes oh what about girls?

Ikomi:
Kini mo wi. Mio so nkan nkan ooohh. Ma kom ba.

eri okan lo n je e!

asko oh?

Ikomi:
Gnature na trade by batter, u know wetin I mean, ***mefa 4 ****osisi. I did'nt mention any name.

lol

hummmmmmmmmmmmm!

Ikomi:
Gnature na trade by batter, u know wetin I mean, ***mefa 4 ****osisi. I did'nt mention any name.

lol

hummmmmmmmmmmmm!

no difference same ish

pathetic " "

waste of time, energy and good foam

what else will they come up with?

_{what happened to the real thingy?}

diamondd:
ika but-- why-- infact---omg--inshort--- neways--- why a monkey you must be real ugly but your character is cute

erhmmmmmmmmmmmm!

mukina2:
ikamefa

i suppose report you for tiffin this pic inside that album

abeg no report me to my abuela oh!

she go beat me die

mishoo:
Ngbo Ika??

ani ko maa da lohun!


siddon dey look am!

omo nna morphing like a yoruba boy

Ikomi:
Bo se n se oju yen smesme, ina le ri yen. Ina le ri yen, oleee se ni, ni tan.

" "

mishoo:
Haha gbomogbomo bawo? Well, ki ii se ise buburu now. mo n ro lowo

ma da gbogbo won lohun oh

especially ikomi yen

bobo yen ni crase die!

Ikomi:
And the whole thing is song by ikamefa, babyosis, just to lure me into her hut with nice voice.

man yii o den la ala?


@all

the whole idea of the thingy was to show the beauty of our yoruba culture

see as peeps don begin twist and turn the ish!

am not the author of these songs and stories

i know these songs when , i was back home

small kids back home are still being taught

in any case , see it as you like it

your choice! your chase!

babyosisi:
and the say Igbos are ritualists when we no even get babalawo tunes!

and what makes this a ritualist tune?

abeg na folklore!

Ikomi:
Mooo mo wipe nkan ti owu mi ni owu eeee.

Gbe Ikamefa ju sile jare. lol

" " laughing my big beautiful butt off

mishoo:
@ikamefa, ise lo nse pelu awon ajasa yen oo. Mo gbe idi fun e (thumbs up for you).
Amon iwo na ti ma nkorin ju?? to ba ya wa ma ni won n so pe oun re idi. Sa ma se ti e lo jo[b]. Jeun soke[/b]

adupe oh ! alagba Mishoo

GNature:
_{*roll nose, roll ears, roll mouth, roll whatever*}

hummmmmmmmm

some people dey find my trouble oh

jeje mi ni mi ke de n lo oh!


baale aba yiii da na?

mishoo:
mo rope won fe gbe ese le @mukina ni? boya won si fe fi bo ogun ni? talo mon? se won ti saanu re ni??

e jowo e fi mukinatu mi sile oh

danke!

GNature:
ti o ba de wo idi e nko ?

hummmmmmmmmmmmm! ^{* roll eyes}*

here is another one



Baba alawo mo wa bebe (Baba herbalist, I have come to beg)
Alugbirin (This means nothing really, it is just a response chant)
Baba alawo mo wa bebe
Alugbirin
Ogun to she funmi lerekan (The herbs you prepared for me just now)
Alugbirin
Oni mama f'owo k'enu (You told me not to put them in my mouth)
Alugbirin
Oni mama f'owo k'enu (You told me not to put them in my mouth)
Alugburin
Mo f'oju wo'le, mo fi k'enu (I thought, what the hell, and I put them in my mouth)
Alugbirin
Mo f'oju wo'kun, o wu kendu (Now, I look at my stomach and it is swollen like pregnancy)
Alugbirin
Baba alawo mo wa bebe (Baba herbalist, I have come to beg)
Alugbirin
(REPEAT)

This song accompanies a story about a man whose wife had difficulties having children. So, the man went to consult with a herbalist for herbs to treat her. The herbalist gave him some herbs, with strict instructions that he was not to put them in his own mouth. He disobeyed and now his stomach is swollen like that of a pregnant woman.

Moral of the story: You cannot be wiser than the specialist that you have consulted about your problem. Listen to the specialist and follow the instructions given to avoid trouble and heartache.


source:http://www.nigeriavillagesquare.com/board/music-movies/34380-nigerian-language-songs-babies-children-2.html