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see sagamite blockuus for hin profile chei !

the smell of coffee , burnt jollof rice and ogbno soup in that order

erhmmm i nor see manchestere hia oh


Patrice Evra ? yeshhhhhh! the majestic goal in the 3rd quater was a shocker did you not see the eputer by france, up frosbwilly makavelic bouncer


France, unbeaten in 21 matches, ? na lie jor, remove the chewing gum in you eye , frabegas scores 20 to 12,abiola babes finished the rest
any way am waiting for them at inwayanwu national or Theo Walcott can always kick the bucket

i nor wan spoil dis nwa thread "  "

but[s] i for say the smell of mini- me's diapers after leaving a hefty present for me inside it [/s]!!!!!! 

cheiiiii!!!

up manchester!

ok whats the latest news?

did plati pay ?

inspired nko? what happened to all those heifers running after him
?

@ topic next time u are going to the office, stop at the local market , buy the following:
1: loofah better known as sponge
2: antiseptic soap
3:detoil
4: chlorox bleach 
6 :  a very strong perfume

@ topic wrap it up and give it to ur oga as a  welcome back gist, he/she is sure to get the gist. if he still does not get the gist the next time u go into his office just use a small cloth to hold your nose " ". that is sure to do the trick.

et tu?


asi worwor wor

faka fiki sia gudu sia

miss lolo

et a comprend spanglish a la ivory coast potato chips?

@ op to go an stay with relatives aint easy oh hummmmmm!

how close are you to this aunty?

horny4u:
I say parents are definately blessingss to us and we must love and cherish them , thats what we owe them, love , cherish, prosperity, respect  not worship or adoration this we forward to our Creator.
Oh boy live your live and when they disown make you get their bank account no to enable you fulfill what you owe them, when they are ready to have the joy of being with their grand kids they must be welcomed, until then NEVER give up your free will.
marry your babe if she is promiscous na you go suffer am, no one else and if you are making a good choice na you again.

omo carry go you've said it all

^^^^^^^^ muheheheheheheeh " " u forgot subsikatu and Amarasubsidy

^^^^^^^^^^^^ " "

anodah one!

teeeheeeeeeeee!

haaaaaaaaaaaaaa tot u was offline

haaaaaa! dis place is empty 

ok my shyna-whites

merry-jollificating-boxing day, here is my present

ika6 fridging enjoy!!! mu hehehehehehehehehehehehe!

chei! so flavour na my comrade in non-pataism !!!!!!

see as all dem gals wan tear hin   apart!!!!  

mu hehehehehehe!

e dey come!

yes oh , eleven women with one extra as referee

he is awesome!!!!!

yep! as am posting so!

his wife is banging on my door to pay me : groom- prize

dont be jeolous oh!

the more the merrier

i want many grandshuldrens

t'sup? loff ?

how u doin?

i love threading my hair! " "

is dis guy wearing any pata?

dis new house fine oh!!!!!

i don land again ohhhhhhhhhh wey unah dey?

i don land!!!!!!!!!

drrionelli:
Well, this thread has reached 97 pages.  STILL, most of us have yet to meet the charmingly chilly iice.  But, that's fine.  We still have her (and the ever-delightful ikamefa) among us.  I feel that I, for one, would be overwhelmed by their exquisitely effusive personalities if ever I were to meet them!   

When I make it to Nigeria, I'm looking forward to meeting them, enjoying a fine Nigerian meal with them and getting a personal lesson in Pidgin from them!  Provided, of course, that they could work me into their busy schedules! 

* batting eye lashe @ dri*

u are welcome to 9ja anytime , just bring a whole drum of pammy as part of ur luggage !!!

my shyna whites na where una dey?
am off to fix some false lashes jare!!!!

pam pam pamm!!!!!
pam pam pamm!!!!!


pam pam pamm!!!!!
pam pam pamm!!!!!
pam pam pamm!!!!!

pamperssssssssssssssss!

OAM4J:
Sounds like all these were written while in the act?    I suspect there is a 9 months miracle on the way 

what act?  

mukina2:


i cant even think of wetin to reply you

you haf don mara

kiss my baby for me tell him aunty loffs him wella

iice:
[color=#9900ff]aswerigawd ika, you no go 'die' me [/color]

i gat more !yestermonday!
someborri aske me sey?
baybeeee u get junkyard?
i ask am?
oga u be scavenger?, abi na  spare part dealer u be?
him sey: none of the above!
na im i say oga abeg go ask yah mama!  
make una jollificate oh
like i said yestermonday
somersaulting in the shower is like vitamin E for yah skin oh
in fact turn ya shower curtains into trampolines for  stronger effects
if you cant somesault, try to climb the nearest  telephone no matter how tall
God Bless you all front and back
see yah larrah!  

i love fruits and veggies
am trying to block some of my body piercings

my shyna whites
chinco looking twinnies , where una dey?
dont leave me ohhhh!
now i speak portugese  ferry well
in fact swahili is now my dreaming language
parambulation is not a gerontology
falling on iice is vellllyy dangerous ( chinese tone)
Nangadef is what? ( salone breaths)
look left ,look right before you cross a six lane express road oh!!!
somersaulting in the shower is good for your skin
use bitumen and palmoil to fire your puter
i will soon round up, little man is twitching about to scream
in fact , all in all i need me some 
Vam0nos!!!!   

wetin do spikey?

abi she don get belle? tot she was de moddy for dis section?

@ topic new breasts

not even trying to pretend here
when i combine ur loff,school, work and housework, you will know sey e nor easy

Happy Birthday all the same