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mu hehehehehe! chintua na mama millie ^^^^^^^^^ " " wetin do yah blazay handle?

@ topic siddon dia dey lick yah woody cos of single moddahs for nollywood, those heifers are living thier lives and smilling to the bank shior!

come you up dia shebi u be Yoruba? " " ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

na wetin be carefree look?  she suppose strong face? 

gotta get back to my makaranta
my third leg is growing fast yaay
i want emeralds, earings, rings ,chain
lifting a tv remote is a lot of exercise this days
trying to get into a pilate class

why am i sooo Hot?
need me some

mukina2:
goood i loff him moressssst

no vacation for you

be watching him so no girl goes anywhere near him . .i own a gun

mu he he he he he

i dey collect groom-price oh berra start paying!

mukina2:
ikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

how is my boyfriend doing?

kai dat bwoy dey " work" me tire !

i need a vacation, i need sleep like a months worth

all in all he is thriving

very good idea @ topic

freebies as in crabs, hpv, staph and the big kahuna "adisa"

in some cases too if freebies dey too hard dem fit manage buy 1 get 1 free

iice:
[color=#9900ff]And in the process decided to spam the land.[/color]

spam ke ?

gal me a tell yah post a pix

u gwaan get a lotta catch up i tell yah 

gbam! gbagaun gini gigi gidididididi

^^^^^^^E- badu belle ke? orianaka !!!    biko my hands dey clean 

what is wrong with cossy sef?

those humongous melons on her chesticles are enough incentives

[quote author=aloy-emeka link=topic=706162.msg8651297#msg8651297 date=1309828397]Do any of you know DayoKanu's real name by chance because I suspect he is one of her stalkers named above?[/quote]kai!

iragbijile:
i have a feelink DK's real name is Orianaka Patrick

mu hehehehehehehehehe! what a fugly name!

i miss 9ja yogurt

unu go soome plank loose una front teeth after falling

so if oyinbo dey put hand inside fire una go copy do am?

yeye! una no dey copy how to make gazillion dollars na to lay straight like corpse shior!

[quote author=High_Chief link=topic=701925.msg8619195#msg8619195 date=1309394381]No matter what the woman did, this carnibal shouldnt have beaten her to death and mince her body. Yoruba women are known for their promiscous nature [color=#990000][/color]but thats not even enough to raise your hand on a woman. May her soul RIP[/quote]huh? went thru the whole post did not read anything pointing to /hinting that the woman was promiscuous in her marriage, wonder where this baseless generalization is coming from?

just sent it

@ topic i feel you, i remember growing up in 9ja, did a blood test too ,some years ago and was told my genotype was AA, had always kept that @ the back of my mind,was even flexing with it " " , twas not until late last yearthat i did the test again and i was told i was AS

thank God Baba is a solid AA, hummmmm fowl yansh for open !!!!!!!

:d

why are u vex! vex! dor me? check yah broomstick nah

i love big,black eyelashes

dayokanu:
How can a man be phocking on his matrimonial bed without locking the door from the back, He is too careless,

birds of the same feather ! chei!

dayokanu:
He should attempt to Be Intimate with his wife and lets see what her reaction would be

attempt koo, initiate ni ! the man get liver?

afraid don catch am, even his yekini will not work jare

muki? i know sey u dey read

somebody dey vex for me


nor worry i know yah medicine

i nor dey see pishure of me and my oga here oh na wetin?

went thru dis thread from page 1 to 4 

i don laff so tey i nearly tear pant chei

see orisirisi inglish, yorugbotic accent, skinniner than boy allinco, agege bread accent, shiken-periperi accent , dayokanu wanting to shine 40 /50 yrs old congo "  " na wah 

and  what was the conclusion? Funmi iyanda was not even offered any job na one random white dude dey mis-yarn for am


una nor go kill someborri for hia oh!!

debosky:
I dey high oh, you never hear that song by Tony Tetuila 'ogogoro be like woman, if you shack am you go high oh'.

200 reverse cowboy na warm up for me, like doing stretches before your main workout.

Oya bring your ferry hut erhmmm make I use am step down jorr.

na today?
lailai abeg follow jennykadri ! nor let baba-ikamefa catch u oh, dat man get hot-temper and a wicked looking cutlass under his pillow!

mu hehehehehe

why all this hate! all dat weed no wonder de boy dry like panla/stock fish

what a life! when i grow up! i want to be like whiz khalifa!!!!!!

ifyalways:
Not to worry,Dayo's place is always available especially for 'private alanta moves'.lol

na winch dayo be dat one?

^ ^ ^ mu hehehe  u dey blame yah fayah on top summer heat? iro ni jare!  blame it on the sepe u be constantly sipping on 24/7

debosky:
I hear your erhmmmm is very hot. . . .can I have a taste?

my erhmmm ferry hut? u sure sey u nor dey high? anyway let jenny catch you yarning all dis nonsense u will do 200 reverse cowboy moves on the double and by force "  "

serubawon:
Never thought that I would be back here saying this, but the wedding had to be called off as we ran into a complete brick wall. I found out some info that she didn't tell me for obvious reasons. It's really deflating when you think you know someone and then find out that you don't.

I honestly wished this could have been a story with a happy ending, but I guess it won't be. Signing out.

awwwwwww and i was ready to dance alanta @ ur wedding!