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Celebrities / Re: Hot Photos:omg!!! Afrocandy Show Off Her Lovely Boo**bs On Facebook {pictures He by ikamefa(f): 4:59am On Jul 05, 2015
kai shege jabata!!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
this forty something years old dragon
should find better work nah!
opening wrinkled yash about nor be work oh cheesy cheesy cheesy
Family / Re: Natural Remedies by ikamefa(f): 4:56am On Jul 05, 2015
akiikah!! cheesy
Family / Re: Help: A Friend Committed adulteryThis Night by ikamefa(f): 4:54am On Jul 05, 2015
na generational curse dey worry am
or
his eggplant has a mind of its own
tell yah friend sey thunder wey go fire am is still doing arm curls and press ups
yeye dey smell cheesy

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Family / Re: Marital Infidelity, Divorce, And The Untold Story Of Nigerians Abroad by ikamefa(f): 3:05am On Jan 10, 2014
Ballotti: .
Thank you for finally revealing yourself. You will reap what you keep sowing. One by one, YOU ALL WILL REAP WHAT YOU KEEP SOWING, IN LIFE OR IN DEATH! kiss
My last words to an IJJJJJJIOT likey ya!
Take Kia! kiss

* Boomerang* right back at cha! kiss

Family / Re: Marital Infidelity, Divorce, And The Untold Story Of Nigerians Abroad by ikamefa(f): 12:16am On Jan 10, 2014
mgbeketoto:
Are you mad? undecided
If you don't have anything to write about the topic. . .
You need to keep your nasty fingers in your azzze.
Abi you don taya to use ya own TOTO phock all over NL with different ID's?
Rabid E-COWARD aka "ske leeeeeEWUUUUU di ka gi! kiss
What is my businese with this ijjjiot? undecided

ahhhhhhhaaaaa! so its ballotti and mgbehetoto these days? i wonder what it will be in 2 days " grin"

nope my eleven fingers still dey inside my arse oh.

E coward my big booty, i go siddon on top lappy dey spew trash like you? nahhhhhhh.

taya to phock toto over NL? nope!!!!!!! , in fact i dey on top di^*k as i dey yarn so wink wink wink

you are the ijjiot and a rabid mongrel roaming all over the net foaming at the mouth over nuttin wink

me i just like to watch .
Family / Re: Hello Ladies - Male Organpadlock Invented [photos] by ikamefa(f): 3:08am On Jan 08, 2014
eye balls contraption shocked

loooooooooooooooooonnnngggg Hissssssssssssssss cheesy

isin wewe!!!!!!

how that ish up dia gon size 12" bobos

i suppose its made for only Chinese guys " grin"
Family / Re: Marital Infidelity, Divorce, And The Untold Story Of Nigerians Abroad by ikamefa(f): 2:58am On Jan 08, 2014
hahahahaahaha " grin"

militia aka Lansinoh is now kanwulia?

i wonder what she has metamorphosed into these days " grin "

awon ashewo Lancaster to Edinburgh to Manchester to Texas to Atlanta to Salone .

Phocking from Dubai to rondon to Brookyn. Teeeee heeeeee! " grin "
Celebrities / Re: 'I Will Soon Be Greater Dan Nelson Mandela- Kanye by ikamefa(f): 7:56pm On Dec 08, 2013
youngestgrad: say no to drugs!!
gbam say no to locally grown mushrooms grin grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Pasuma To Marry Ronke Odusanya by ikamefa(f): 7:41pm On Dec 08, 2013
erhmm how does this affect the cost of gaari in ejigbo market? undecided

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Investment / Re: If You Live In America And Are Interested In Business, Please Read This! by ikamefa(f): 2:55am On Nov 28, 2013
I am a Nigerian web developer and Entrepreneur, I have been living and working in Las Vegas since I got a green card.
For sometime now, I have been developing an interesting start-up venture. [color=#000099]The idea is unique, the market opportunity is there and the market is very large for the product we'll be offering (potentially worth millions).[/color]

erhmmmm oga ade e kaa bo tmi ohhhhhh
if its worth millions why are u looking for investors


I need a partner that can join forces with me to take this venture to the next level.

winch level? the next level nor get name?
If you live here in America (your State is not so important) and you can raise a little funding to help us get started ($15k-$25k), please contact me privately and I'll provide you with more information. You will certainly like what you'll hear, I can promise you that.
no sir/ma i live in sao tome ,right behind principe, in front of Luanda "grin"
i can raise 50 million lipsrsealed lipsrsealed for you
me sef dey find ur kind bixnix to invest in grin
my email is OracleofOmahapikin@hotmail.com


Thank you.
yeah right back at cha! wink
Nairaland / General / Re: Odi Dollars Flaunts Shrine With Foreign Currency by ikamefa(f): 12:38pm On Jul 25, 2013
*in paris hilton voice* shocked shocked shocked shocked Om my gawd!
Romance / Re: Am Finally In Love With A Nairalander!!!!!!! by ikamefa(f): 8:07pm On Apr 30, 2013
looks @ op's profile

shakes head* shudrens of nowadays na wah oh undecided

nwanta-kere wants c*ck!!

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Celebrities / Re: Scattered Wedding: Actor Solomon Akiyesi Tells His Own Side Of The Story by ikamefa(f): 7:52pm On Apr 30, 2013
ewuu ! solomon ologbon !ur story is full of holes

so you were living under a rock all these years? u nor sabi sey divorce court dey?.

may ur left nut fall off , serial husband.

poor excuse for a man shior!!!!!.

grin
Music/Radio / Re: VIDEO: Sean Tizzle - Sho Lee by ikamefa(f): 2:10am On Apr 19, 2013
ok heard and saw this video yesterday

the lyrics na rubbish cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

but the beats in this song is just awesome, the beats had me murdering the repeat button

one can feel the fuji influence cheesy cheesy

would like to use this as one of my ring tones at least the first 5 seconds of this song

sean tizzle brush up on ur song wirtting skills and keep em beats coming cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Solomon Akiyesi And Ezinne's Wedding Pictures by ikamefa(f): 9:09pm On Apr 16, 2013
but why marry them in secret solomon? going to church and all that nonsense

if na 3 or more wives you desire for yah life

marry all of them at once open-dentially grin grin grin

yeye low I.Q Bigamist. cheesy

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Family / Re: Child Spacing by ikamefa(f): 4:57pm On Apr 15, 2013
debosky: Spacing? I need a minimum of 2 years. By the time the next one comes, the first should be able to carry the next one and help out. grin

All this talk of 'getting it over with quickly' doesn't gel with me at all. I need time to pay attention to each kid and make sure the bonds are well formed. I'm not in a hurry at all, and I don't even want more than 2; 3 at the very max.

In terms of closing shop, I think it's gonna be vasectomy for me because I don't want to worry about 'accidental discharge' at all. Even if madam refuses, I'll just quietly go and get it done. Na me kuku get my Yekini.[b][/b] tongue

u sure? all yah e-baby mamas nko? grin
Family / Re: Married Folks: Is Oral Se.x Neccessary In A Marriage To Build Trust And Love? by ikamefa(f): 9:37pm On Apr 13, 2013
jennykadry: @dafidi and @coogar

Ki lo de? cheesy

See ikamefa is shining her 21 teeth, it's a sign that she just completed one good round of headmistress work cheesy grin
JK i dey see yah handiwork for dis thread oh!

Twale mama!!!!!! 21 teeth ke? na 16 teeth ojare! cheesy
Family / Re: Matured Advise Please!! by ikamefa(f): 5:01pm On Apr 13, 2013
chaircover: the fact that he got engaged 3 weeks after he broke up with you suggests that he was cheating on you at some point. Its up to you if you want to forgive that, but he is also about to embark on cheating on his current girlfriend with you too if you give him the go ahead.

In all, he seems to be a man of low reliability and a rather undecided man. I personally wouldnt trust my life with such a man.

^^^^^^ yeah what she said up dia @ op

dayokanu: Are you seeing someone currently if you are then No

if you are not then you have nothing to lose

huh? cheesy shocked wey my oclometer , i must be seeing things cheesy cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Ibraheem Chartter Wedding by ikamefa(f): 4:56pm On Apr 13, 2013
make i comment my reserve first ! lipsrsealed
Celebrities / Re: Solomon Akiyesi's Wife Disrupts His Wedding To Pregnant Mistress?? by ikamefa(f): 4:54pm On Apr 13, 2013
for warri dem dey call dis kind of bixnix


Fowl yannsh grin grin grin grin grin grin

small breeze blow, fowl yansh go open! grin grin grin grin grin
Family / Re: He Wants Sex Every Night. by ikamefa(f): 1:29am On Apr 13, 2013
coogar:

your sister should lie she's got a self-infected venereal disease. that should buy her some 2-3 weeks of needed rest.

i read dis post ,the gaari wey i ddey smoke don nearly comot from my nose with lafta grin

abeg wetin be self infected vd?

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Family / Re: Married Folks: Is Oral Se.x Neccessary In A Marriage To Build Trust And Love? by ikamefa(f): 1:23am On Apr 13, 2013
shocked shocked shocked shocked

7 pages still yarning headies? cheesy cheesy cheesy

na headmasters and headmistresses full hia oh grin
Family / Re: What Is Wrong With This Picture? by ikamefa(f): 1:20am On Apr 13, 2013
grin
carry go jare future naomi cambell ( cant even call her sexy , she is too damn small)

see as she push yansh comot for dat 2nd pix
grin grin grin

nwanta kere wey yah mama? cheesy

you go fear fear e remain small cheesy cheesy cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Kayode Salako's Family Speaks On His Marriage To Foluke Daramola; She Is Our WIF by ikamefa(f): 10:15pm On Apr 12, 2013
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what a load of rubbish @ op source ohhh cheesy

every week some thing must come up about this bush- meat couple ( shebi unah don marry make una face front nah)

unah nor dey rest?

why not settle down and enjoy your bush-meat marriage?

attention seeking mofos

*vomits on thread* waste of internet space.
Health / Re: How Do I Cure Mouth Odour? by ikamefa(f): 10:14pm On Apr 02, 2013
bleach,lysol,pinesol, is another option grin grin grin grin
Family / Re: Indian Woman Gave Birth To 11 Kids At Once by ikamefa(f): 10:09pm On Apr 02, 2013
nor be octomom wey dey do por.n now be dis?

@op to open thread nor by force oh

this news is soooo stale/old , e dey commot yeast sef cheesy
Family / Re: Afraid To Be Intimate With My Pregnant Wife by ikamefa(f): 10:04pm On Apr 02, 2013
chaircover:

That means you have a very crooked something cool
cheesy
coogar:

well - my ancestors were warriors in the desert of senegal - they were well-packaged. grin
however, your online shop would come to my rescue. i am ordering about a dozen toys in the coming months so brace yourself. grin

true talk.....
these babies of nowadays - very aggressive feeding habit! the son of my friend finishes baby food in a day or two. boy eats like a giant! i told my friend the baby must have been from a famine-ridden country in his other life.

grin

dayokanu: If the baby grabs the invading Kondo and bites it off nko?


chei! grin
dayokanu: ^^ Especially male infants, If you see the way they attack bo00bies you would think there is cocaine in it

cheesy cheesy cheesy grin

unah well for this thread so?
Family / Re: Married Folks: Is Oral Se.x Neccessary In A Marriage To Build Trust And Love? by ikamefa(f): 3:02am On Apr 02, 2013
^^^^ huh? undecided undecided undecided erhmmmm undecided
Celebrities / Re: Foluke Daramola Is Using Juju On Kayode Salako' by ikamefa(f): 8:20pm On Apr 01, 2013
mu che che che che! grin grin grin grin

dis kayode salako na real bush meat, ewuu suya.

na wah oh ,all i see for those pixs na:

1:one hungry looking munmunatu( attention seeking man-who,re)

2: one ojuju calabar!! iyoyo iyoyo grin

3: one black yoda-like effigy
Family / Re: Married Folks: Is Oral Se.x Neccessary In A Marriage To Build Trust And Love? by ikamefa(f): 7:40pm On Apr 01, 2013
3 pages shocked unah still dey dis matter shocked shocked shocked

na wah grin
Family / Re: Married Folks: Is Oral Se.x Neccessary In A Marriage To Build Trust And Love? by ikamefa(f): 7:45pm On Mar 28, 2013
@op

tell yah aunty to : " take banana till she go yo " while her hubby should get ready to "chop snail tire too" grin

na tit for tat oh!

no 2 ways about it, if she does not want her hubby stepping out on her.

about building trust and love, don't know about that

Nack Akpako surgeon general warning: ora.l se..x has been linked to spread of HPV-related cancers, buyer/s beware. smiley

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Celebrities / Re: Keri Hilson's Boyfriend Has An Erection While Taking Picture With Another Guy by ikamefa(f): 7:30pm On Mar 28, 2013
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

chineke god of Agege!

how dat skinny gayl go take manage dat serpent? grin

but come oh if dats her Bf true true!

hin no sabi de meaning of pack well? grin grin grin grin grin

odiegwu! cheesy cheesy cheesy

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