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Ndipe:
May God deliver us from false prophets in the Name of Jesus Christ, Amen.
Jesus Christ had forewarned us on the surge on false prophets to deceive the public.

brotherhood of cross and star has been around for some time now! and they have very influential peeps in Nigeria as members , like i said if i wanted to amuse my self on a sunday back then in Nigeria all i did was watch their service on NTA
i was sure to laugh my self into a stupor because of the many preposterous doctrines being broadcasted !

amma make it short and sweet  NO

speaking for  ma self i want a man who has experienced life and is an absolute superman in bed !

BlackMamba:
With all the wealth their dad acquired through religious deception, why wont they discard the white "bedsheet" and enjoy life like regular people.

were you there? how did you know they had white " bedsheets "

efribodi have gone to slept by the ways where are mukinas ?

GOod night Genial that was really funny

and for he record Genial am not[b] cynical [/b]

i know  

so refresh ma memory   so i can complete this puzzle once and for all

@ genial what did she do? ^{* rol eyes *} _{i think i know}    


@ watever you asked me and i told you no need to drool just knock on ma door come xmas mornin 

;d

@ watever   am cooking fried rice & roasted  turkey

ogbono and pounded yam

efo riro and amala 

watever:
very soon now u'll become fat old mama and i'l say i told u so 
what u cooking? can i ve some? 

i aint scurred of being see as fat! in fact i have never been skinny in ma life 

well i guess more lard to ma ass then 

Genial:
Nope. I never get F9. I knew you liked the small, attractive ones not the size of two whole teeth. So I got one.

huh?

Genial:
watever's sitting werever waiting for whoever and watever's going to do watever watever wants to do. Watever!

hum nice poem

Genial:
7th trip to Paris. I think the fog might affect your flight.

gotcha!  


@ watever i know french fries aint good for me  but  am not about to give it up


me am cooking for ma siblings then later in the day  we gwaan hit the town and come home drunk     "   "

Genial:
Not so, sweetheart. I had you covered. I knew that you had a preference for guys like me - with a complete set of teeth. I always do my homework, you know.

no dear you just got F9*( with asterisk ) (_{like @ L would say}) in that home work you did

Genial:
Yes, you.

Are you having the seventh?

7th what?

@wat what are you doing for xmas?

Genial:
Sweet potatoes.

hum! that reminds me am hungry and am craving fresh fries    

Genial:
Well, I could have spoken up, I suppose. But that was when I had this huge crush on you, remember? Having two front teeth less wasn't going to help my cause one bit, you see.

see where you made a mistake! having 2 front teeth less would have zoomed- up your case, i mean you and a freshly panel- beated face with a gapping hole in your front teeth would have been it for me

yey! milo i can drink all day even in my sleep

T'sup @ watever how bodi?


genial something like?

Genial:
Re: Ever Had A Strong Feeling For Someone But Didn't Say?

Well, there was this guy in my hostel in the secondary school. He was big and black, a brute and a bully. I really had this very strong feeling for him - I wished I could crush his small head in my hand. Alas, I didn't -couldn't- say so. He was twice my size, you see. . .

you are such a wuss what happened to speaking up and having your ass kicked real hard? the only thing you were gwaan loose is your 2 front teeth

Lady saw- i got your man

who me? or @ watever

eh! eheheheheheheheheheheheh!   


na today?


so you gwaan repent of your woman- hating ways?


peeps we are about to witness a miracle

cut that crap! why start a relationship with lies? come out clean tell her the whole truth
if she really wants you , your lies aint gon matter to her, if she rejects you then take it like a man and keep it moving!

Aliyah- Rock the boat

i don't really know much about the church , all  know is that they used to have  like a church thingy broadcasted on NTA  when i was back  home in Nigeria!

all i was interested in doing then , was make fun of 'em

i guess you will have to wait for peeps who know more about 'em

i go into a relationship cos i really care about the person and the feeling is mutual

this should help i think

http://www.ooo.org.uk/gospels/mymission.htm




http://www.change.freeuk.com/learning/relthink/bcsuni.html