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shaba ranks and maxi priest - House call

ogbono soup filled with assorted meat and eba

young wasiu when he was coming up was da bomb
now that he is rich and famous nahhhhh
i aint feeling him like i used to
i would rather listen to obesere and saheed osupa

am loffing that plaid shirt!

fine bowy! show us your face now!

na phone we go chop?

Beyonce- Irreplaceable

@nilla nice blog just browsed thru!

Robin Thicke- lost without you!

@damsol @ muki
aight!

kiwibabe:
I used to wear waist beads until last year, until I noticed that I was u know tight below when it came to doing the business if you know what I mean, and the guy dey complain soo, thats when he started suggesting it had something to do with the beads, because it only happened when I wore them.

if i understand you rightly you saying your kitten is tighter when ever you have your waist beads on and you are about to get your jiggy on?

your beads gat nuffin to do withyou being tighter or not!

@ damsol how? wetin i do?

@ muki tell him you will steal fish for him " "

@muki you don try am?

@ blue how bodi?

@d me? i knows even i does not went to school till aged 16

i can still spoken english like white man

mukina2:
well i think so . .watever told m,e to say so

ika teach me how to . . .toast . .i want to toast one guy . . . .now now

toast? i no sabi dat one oh! if na to steal fish from pot-o -soup now now i fit to teach you


anyways just tell the bowy! you[b] loff [/b] him one time! he must to fall for you sempe!

michelin89:
I once posted a thread: Genevieve has been bounded from Nigeria! (bounded instead of banned!)

once at school in primary 4 i said to a guy who wanted me to leave the swing to him: Did I met you here?

another mistake: I used to use accomplish instead of accompany!

in Italian to pretend is fingere
while      to expect is prentendere
I sometimes use in English Prentend instead of Expect and say things like: you don't pretend me to do that, do you? The side-effect of speaking more languages. They tend to influence their grammar mutually!      

i am liked this mis-englishes very much!  

mukina2:
ikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

wetin no be you sey make i teach you? ^{be careful what you ask for girl}  

mukina2:
hey ika watever is taught me how toing slapp

slap? whos?

damsol:
@ikamefa
wheere is usa are u lives

i yammu  lives in

mukina2:
ika wants to teach me to tif

nilla want to teach me to slap

that is really simple you gast to have very sticky fingers,  and you must know how to ruuuuuuuuun!

my brake pad are neeeded garri and water to worked  well well

@muki i was missed you too!

arghhh! my brake pad are not worked wellu wellu

how are efribodi?