₦airaland Forum

tyrex:
did none of you guys see my post? well if U didn't here it is _{in your face}

ok noted!

Genial:
That's not good news. Anyway I can make you feel better?

i don't know can you?

Genial:
What's the matter, Ika?

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sad ! sad ! sad! today

@ muki mine has stopped its really due to dry skin

found out hydrocortisone creams helped a lot

macalurs:
I just was saying that your grammatical errotic captured my favoritism. My heart bobb to see you are back. Do you feel the same for me?

thank you kind sir! unfortunately my own favoritism has not been caputured by your grammatical acrobatics

my own heart is staying cool and not bobbing , however thou should not shy all is well

nilla:
You means you did not enter one of those big things that move in the airs

those things are for agberos ! na molue -train to molue bus to shalaake okada one time i don reach house gbam!

nilla:
O-yo-yo Ika is came back from abroad

yes oh! i tooked the train then changed to bus then to train then i come hop okada reach house qiuck quick

ok! @ macalurs i saw you have spokens to moi from before! befores!
what are you speaks?

Genial:
Good night, Ika. Keep on jabbing!

Going to hit the sack soon myself. See you there.

_{* runs away*}

Uche2nna:
_{* takes a deep breath and lets out one big yawn*}

ok! wetin? you have been noticed  

aight y'all its been awesome!
heading home now!

@G and @ nilla   later!

Genial:
LOL! . You've just made my day, Ika.

am glad

nilla:
@ Ika
but you know you will have to train very hard and long

fascination @ nilla don't know if i wanna become one
its a life long thingy

Genial:
I have to disagree with you here, dear Ika. I can only dismiss your conclusion as premature, and pure speculation at best. Starting with what we do know about the chicken, the road and the surrounding circumstances, we can gradually work our way to what we wish to know.

While we do not know the exact cartesian coordinates of this road, we know that it is located somewhere within the solar system. When coupled with the fact that the only known chickens are found on planet earth, we can narrow down our search to earth, without being presumptous.

Are you with me up to this point?  

fa! fa! foul! using my geographical knowledge i still insist that the road is smooth, chickens have also been found and sited on the moon and Mars, so the chicken we have been talking about could even be an alien chicken with four webbed feet
so  will be able to run /fly faster than the average Car  

nilla:
Ika,
ok you can be the original geisha, not the modern day hollywood geisha

' " LMAO!

thanks @ Genial

Genial:
Did you miss out a letter somewhere?  

no i did not!  

Genial:
How?

i dont know  

nilla:
Indeed
So you want to be a(n) escort geisha

ma durlin Nilla
go and research the role of geishas in real life! not the bullshit shown in that movie you will prolly understand where am coming from! but if not? heh  

am in my Geisha phase right now! tomorrow it could be something else
to tell you the truth am fascinated by their life style

Genial:
I guess we'd have to find out from the chicken. But I somehow don't think this is the correct answer. We can only speculate at this stage, since the chicken is not readily available. But drawing from my knowledge of fluid dynamics and chicken histrionics, I can make a few suggestions as to why the chicken would want to cross the road.

yes ! this is the correct answer   where would the chicken be? what would a chicken be chasing if not to go and eat corn where ever its available, even on the other side of the road?not minding the passing okadas , drawing from my agric husbandry and geology knowledge the road would be smooth to make crossing the road easy

and am sure the chicken was really hungry so anything goes abi?  

ooooooooookk!

let me see!

ika6
ikamefa
ika
mefa


i'll be back with the other 4 peeps just hold on! aight?

Genial:
The answer is the same as to the question "why would a chicken want to cross the road?".

so the chicken can get to the corn on the other side of the road?

nilla:
Ika,
why would a black girl want to be a Geisha?

cos she is artsy!  

Genial:
How, where? But I'm eagerly awaiting the experience, am I not?

but you dont feel it  

Genial:
Yes, really. You don't believe me?

nope prove it!  

Genial:
Yippie, as in, time for the effect to start! Where is it, by the way?

_{all my boxing lessons, kungfu lessons gone to waste}

Genial:
Guess I'm ill-equipped to speak gibberish then. My medulla oblongata has never been straight. It's curved in a rather attractive way.

oh really !

Aight !

Genial:
Yippie!

as in?

Genial:
Didn't know you could speak the language. Can you teach me?

nope your medulla oblangata has to be straight like mine

what?  

erhm --------------------------rite now!

Genial:
I know what wuruwuru means, dear Ika. I wasn't asking for a translation. I'm also familiar with the Yokozuna(?) folklore. My real question is, what are you saying?

gibberish i guess!

Genial:
No, I haven't. What are they? And how are they applicable in this situation?

ma lips are sealed till you feel the effects then you will understand

Genial:
You can't give more than one jab at a time, can you?

so! you've not heard of phantom right jabbs?

Genial:
Huh? What wuruwuru? And who is Yokosuna _{don't tell me about the sumo wrestler!} ?

wuruwuru= the more you see the less you understand  
yoko! noow!    the one the same zuna!  

Ugwumba:
_{*coward - wetin dey fear you?*}

i no know oh! maybe fear of ma mean right  jabbing