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Genial:
Secretary? You surely don't want that, do you? Tangling with your secretary first is sure to reduce the quality of fight you can get from me.

whos tangling with who?  _{come ooonnnn! you wan begin do wuruwuru abi?} 

Genial:
On second thoughts, perhaps not. Who's your secretary?

yokozuna 

Genial:
Your show, ma'am. Anywhere will do for me. I'm not particularly finicky when it comes to you.

aight am gon ask ma secretary to put you on ma schedule ! meanwhile i need to practice my kung fu moves ! 

Uche2nna:
This shit is serious!

uche waka pass oh! _{before you use head carry jabbing}  

Genial:
Ah. . . so promising. When do we start? Can't wait!

since you're game you want to fix a time and location?

@G you under estimate the power of ma slap
believe me it ain't gwaan be heavenly! 
its slap followed by uppercut, then a left hook and finally a right jab! 

dontcha want money ! kudi! owo! eego! cheddar! esheteram! esheteram!

Genial:
I'd never take you to court though.

oh really!

ok whats GBH?

liiiiiiike whaaaaaaaaa?

ready for that slap now? _{that should wake you up real good}

Genial:
Hehehehe

Didn't you see my last post? I was asleep. I was a bit wobbly, and since you refused to give in to my advances, I went to comfort myself with my duvet.

* meen!* you confuse me sometimes
you aight now!

Genial:
To see the doctor. While I enjoyed your tender loving attention _{read: slap}, someone else didn't.

but i had not slapped you yet!

i guess you were scurred

where did u go?

lauryn:
oh, put your eyes back in, what's the eye-popping for? .

erhm!  _{na where you put uche? and erhm @ ugwumba?}   

lauryn:
what a co-inkidink, I happen to be a virgin

am studying hypnosis and magical influence and am majoring in wuruwuru to the answer

lauryn:
@ Ugwumba
we need to get married right away, where are the wedding planners?

huh?

lauryn:
o jebi

hum?

where is genial?

lauryn:
watch who? muscle mu e loju ni?

no! mo le chewing Gum mo oju ni! _{* roll eyes*}

haywhy:
I beg no destroy N/L ooo. These people have giving birth to _{7 billion} children

and i guess you were the attending Gynecologist abi? 

nilla:
_{I came and i left and no one saw me}

@ nilla

_{aight !  i mm a hang on! and watch you}  
 

lauryn:
boredom is bitch!

" is you talking to me? "

nahhhhhhh ma eyes aint deceiving me

onyeozi:
thoug i'm not a virgin buti know one,MUKINA2 IS A VIRGIN,simple

Genial:
    ²

Are you familiar with the expression "poker face", Ika? It's my favourite smiley.

i see that

ok the medulla oblangata would be a good place to start,  then we can proceed to the thoracic region

yes mukina wetin you wan do?

yen! yen! yeeeeennnnnnnnnn!

huh?

Genial:
Depending on where you'd like to slap.

oh my! definitely upside the head for starters then we can proceed from there !

mukina2:
slap my king

na today?

ok whats the itinery for today?

i need to slap somebodi real quick  

no he meant you aint you the virgoness

pissssssssssssssssssstttttttttttttttt