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Sick ...

Sick

I don't live in lagos so it aint my business.
Anyways, fp chilling

After being caught having sex with a goat, charles was forced to marry her.
A Sudanese man who was caught raping a goat
was forced to marry the animal » in line
with a law in that country that stipulates that
any man caught sleeping with a woman who is
not his wife must marry her » to save the
honour of her family.
So when Charles Tombe was caught in the act
while having sex with the female goat, he was
made to consummate the 'love' relationship
with it to save its honour as a form of
restitution.
On the day of the bizarre wedding, he and his
'bride' were clad in matching outfits as they
walked before the village council to celebrate
the happy union, after he had paid a dowry to
the owner of he goat.
The goat’s owner, identified as Mr Alifi, said he
was the one who caught the man with his goat
and took him to a council of elders and the
council ordered Tombe, to pay a dowry of
15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Alifi.
“We have given him the goat, and as far as we
know they are still together,” Alifi said.
Alifi, of Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told
the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud
noise around midnight on 13 February and
immediately rushed outside to find Tombe
with his goat.

Source:: thenews-chronicle.com

daveyjay:
Please what's the aggregate cut off for anatomy and cell biology

LMAO

This stuff na jazz o.. There are spirits around him transferring the food to the onlookers' bellies while he eats on. See that guy with the white fone?, they might have to carry him home. Fp chilling

Rubbish! So she deserves to be crowned for being a virgin at 19. I've seen shii

So pe won pe mi but mii dahun

Awwww, I really couldn't care less

Another great epistle. Didn't read tho

The beard,the best!!

Stale piece of shitt

In case in makes fp, which it mightn't

...Thou shall not woo girls.

Mtcheeew, why didn't you give us 10 parts. Someone no fit touch bobby again ni.

INDUSTRIALFAN:
I've gotta admit...... the epistle was fun to read....

Okay, you enjoyed it eh? Good for you!

carlwinnie:
sir pls i dnt mean to offend u bt wat is d meaning of your signature? Is nt right to go abt imitating movies such as this i think there are beta tins u wuld hv gotten ....sorry if i have offended you

I couldn't care less about what you just wrote up there.

Eeyah, it can't kill her, it would only make her stronger and btw, you didn't have to write another epistle.

Qwertyuiop.

Didn't read shii

cyprus000:
[size=13pt] Lol..baba no mind me.
Men just feel happy today [/size]

Lol, your hapiness no go go sour o

fred19:
kikikikikikikikikukiikikukukukuku

Kirikiri

DTOBS:
chai....did u just say *a children's*....

Yep, I did. See if you no sabi something, just shut up, okay?

cyprus000:

Lol, ahan nw, too much

elijah2u:
I Came across a girl on one social media. We Started Like "hello" and "hi" friendship. One day, i posted something on relationship and love which caught her attention.
she:hello eli!
me:hi! how are you doing?
she:i'm fine jare
she: wow! i love your write ups
me:thanks. so, how is life with you?
she: me? life? well, boring.
me: how do you mean?
she:dont mind me jare. so, how is your girlfriend?
me: well, life with me is beautiful.
she:wow! good but i asked you something now
me:what was that?
she:how is your girlfriend?
me:girlfriend? we just broke up jare, that girl hmm
she:why did you guys broke up?
me:i dont know for her ooo.
me:so, how is your boyfriend?
now, she didn't reply me, and i didn't bother to ask her again. one day, i just felt like to woo a girl. i logged in to my account, then i saw her online.
me:hi babe!
she:hello eli! and why did you call me babe?
me:just feel like
she:hmm
me:i like you babe, would you mind we engage in a relationship?
she:why me?

Have you ever thought of writing a children's story book?

See the mumu above me

Eeyah, that's good

Please, talk to your husband asap, tell him how u feel

I love rape

Tell her you like her nw