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Nyben

I hate avocado with passion. I can't taste it even with a gun on my head.

Did i read this well? How many Emekas died or did one Emeka die twice?

How can we help you without seeing what we're helping you with?

When i was younger, i use to love giving head but now i rarely try it.

When she falls into deep slumber immediately after the deed and wake up with glow and all loved up.

I'm really sad with this news. It's well

If you've ever encountered life or death situation, then you'll understand why they are speaking in tongues. Death by plane crash means that your body may never be found or burnt beyond recognition that a plantain stem will be buried in your honour.
2019, i encountered fulani herdsmen on the benin express heading to the east from the North. We were all running blind on the slippery road by 2am. Full grown men running and praying to whatever god, they could remember. One of the scariest days of my life.

Why are you always fighting with your friends? Learn to understand that everything is not about you.

Lol....people living living in Lagos think they're the standard

If they don't give him the African best footballer this year,then I'll know the award is rigged like the Nigerian election.

Kudos to him for bringing joy to Napoli and it's citizens after 33 years of waiting.

I'm still hoping Arsenal/Dormund/Marseille pull surprises and win their various leagues this season. It will refreshed football a bit to see new champions and not the same old winners.

If they don't give him the African best footballer this year,then I'll know the award is rigged like the Nigerian election.

The average hausa man is comfortable in his father's hut,with 3 wives and 30 children while dreaming of the 72 virgins waiting for him in hell.

Indomie or garri are my quick foods. I always make sure i have either at home at all times.

sageb

Yes, "The bodyguard " was a classic movie back then.
The soundtrack "I will always love you " by Whitney Houston was a hit song back then.

Yes you're correct. The movie is a classic and one i won't mind watching again.

$70k

When i was in boarding school, we had this wicked sp, so one day my friend and i skipped a school function and sneak back into the hostel and went to sp room where he hanged his clothes and stole the hangers and threw all his clothes in the dirt. The whole school was punished and the hangers were never found.

My senior roommate got a test too. I took his white towel which he loved so much and soaked it in a 4 days old dirty water.

She asked for a break so she won't feel guilty sleeping with the new guy. She may return to you after she's done with him or move on with him.

My advise is kill whatever feelings you still have for her and focus on your life.

Whenever i notice a girl wears this bead on leg chain, i won't take them serious and i try to keep my distance from them.

I'll definitely get my wife a ring but i won't kneel down to give it to her.

Lol this is an old stale story. He said this when he was trying to secure the super eagles job which he lost months later.

My first gf in uni is from Mbaise. She's a sweet and beautiful girl. They produce really beautiful girls but they're mostly short.

Op, i understand your point. I remember when i went for service in the North and after strenuous activities in the camp, i became darker than usual. People began conversation with me in yoruba, till they notice i don't understand them and they'll apologise and tell me they thought i was yoruba. I didn't find it funny at all.

Can you imagine what's coming out of this one's mouth? Well the last one change his religion so he could become the speaker.


This country has gone to dogs honestly. I'm actively searching for a way out of this hell hole

I thought they said it's only Igbos that regard male kids

Frank farmer from Whitney Houston's my bodyguard. I really liked his role in the movie.I think marriage has lost it's meaning in the west.

I think a law should be made for couples to make per nuptial compulsory and vows should be renewed every 3 years to know if they still want to continue or break up.

I don't know if this qualifies as messed up but in 2014, i was on an errand on another street when i met an old schoolmate and while we were discussing, we notice a strong foul smell in a nearby house and decided to check it out and it turn out that someone had committed suicide there and was hanging from the ceiling. From the look of thing he has been dead for 2 or 3 days.
Till date i still see the body hanging sometime when I'm having a bad day.

I think it'll be easier to find love with someone within your circle or someone who understands sign language.

A deaf and dumb couple lived on the same street with my family a while ago. They are really chatty people and are always chatting with people on the street and surprisingly lots of people do engage them in serious conversations.their kids don't have the disability.

I think government should do more to rise the awareness of sign language. They shouldn't be made to live like they are different from the rest of us.

Nothing can replace the real thing

It depicts the state of Nigeria. How we voted the right person (Buhari) at the wrong time in 2015 and now we've voted the wrong person at the right time.

Littlechild

Papa Chineddu.
I see the truth hurt your demons to the bone marrow. About my moniker, you can aswell die over it.

Atleast I'm someone's father not an irresponsible adult man giving flimsy reasons about marriage. If Nigerian women were as bad as you paint them, what stops you from marrying outside Nigeria or race?