₦airaland Forum

HeWrites:
A Nigerian woman told by doctors she could never have kids because she has no womb, gave birth to quadruplets last week.

The woman shared her testimony today at The Covenant Hour of Prayer (CHOP)

http://www.citizenshelm.com/2018/01/she-was-told-she-can-never-get-pregnant.html

Lalasticlala Mynd44 Dominique

BeeBeeOoh:
https://www.thecable.ng/buhari-ill-use-extra-oil-income-to-boost-infrastructureextra-oil-income-to-boost-infrastructure

mandarin:
I saw this story on Jerusalem Post and was amazed. If this story is true then the issue of Boko Haram may transcend religion. Please read details here or the post below:




http://m.jpost.com/International/Suspected-Boko-Haram-attacker-arrested-in-Germany-539919

Threebear:
We blacks can never appreciate our own, little wonder the whites call us monkey.
Her skin is very rare and rich and extremely beautiful and it's more brownish than charcoal.

LUCAS99:
This thread will be used to show off the Expensive lifestyle of Me and My Friends

We are all Charismatic and born into affluent homes.

We live a spectacular lifestyle & document it all via Social Media.

Sit Back, Relax & Enjoy as we advertise our lifestyle on Nairaland.

doyinisaac:
When you mentioned "rich kids of Miami" I was expecting to see rich kids flaunting their wealth .....not this crap of a man doing borrow pose at a car garage.......all these adults seeking for attention like 3months old babies...

TunezMediaTV:
Nigerian actor, Alex Ekubo was made was made to babysit his nieces when he decided to give the kids a few lessons about tough love. The popular actor punished them without offense, made them work and turned them into a masseuse, even going as far as strangling one of them in one of the footages. Tho done in a playful manner some might call this child abuse.

http://www.tunezmedia.com.ng/2018/01/alex-ekubo-snapped-strangling-his-baby.html


Lalasticlala Fynestboi MissyB3

Papiikush:
Typical Nigerian girl mentality. Nothing to offer but fine face, ugly character and a smelly pussý

This is why I advise all Nigerian men to get a sex doll. Save money instead of spending on liabilities, save the future from Slay queens, save our kids from karishikas.

Thanks.

https://gif-finder.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/King-Bob-Drops-Mic.gif

Signed
Minister for Sex dolls
Nairaland chapter

Thegeneralqueen:
A Nigerian man felt fulfilled after he attended a birthday party where he said he got the best ever souvenir.

Ekuma Caleb osinachi on facebook took to the platform to celebrate after he got condoms as a souvenir. Where he attended a birthday party.

He wrote:




https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=921997097963430&id=100004594444256&ref=content_filter

madridguy:
I pray to God to die on Sujud.

dainformant:
A young man simply identified as Henry never expected to receive this epic clap back after stylishly taking a swipe at First City Monument Bank (FCMB) on twitter. The young took to his twitter account to mock the bank by writing ; Someone said FCMB has more Twitter followers than customers.We play too much really.

The viral tweet got the man trending for weeks until FCMB got wind of it and gave him an epic clap back which got him trending again. FCMB wrote via Twitter; Dear Henry, someone said you have more twitter followers than the money in your bank account.We play too much in this country. *Inserts your meme*

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/01/young-man-shades-fcmb-twitter-bank-replies-epic-clap-back-photos.html

Rikidony:
So guys I just alighted from a taxi and I got my #50 change from the driver.

voom I left without checking due to the hunger strike running through my stomach, on getting home I decided to branch a nearby shop to get a biscuit.

na dey I gat the shock. like wtf is Nigeria turning into

Newsprex:
A Lagos Division of the Federal High Court has awarded N5.9 billion “special damages” against Multichoice Nigeria Limited in an eight-year-old copyright infringement legal battle between the South African firm and the Musical Copyright Society of Nigeria Ltd./GTE.

In a judgment on Friday, Mohammed Idris, the judge, struck out Multichoice’s claims against the defendant, the Musical Copyright Society of Nigeria Ltd. (MCSN)/GTE.

The judge said, “The court having delivered judgment this 19th day of January, 2018, striking out the plaintiff’s claims, it is hereby ordered as follows: That judgment is entered in favour of the defendant/counter-claimant in the following terms: N5,490,652,125.00 only as special damages.”

The court also awarded separate sums of N200 million and N309 million as general and aggravated damages respectively against Multichoice in favour of the Musical Copyright Society of Nigeria Ltd./GTE.

Multichoice had dragged the Musical Copyright Society of Nigeria to court in Suit No. FHC/L/CS/1091/11 seeking a perpetual injunction restraining the group from asking or demanding them to obtain copyright licence for the broadcast and communication to the public of musical works on the radio and television channels operated and distributed by Multichoice.

According to the company, MCSN was not licensed or approved by the Nigerian Copyright Commission as a collecting society.

The suit had come after MCSN wrote to Multichoice in 2011 demanding N4.1 billion as cumulative copyright and royalties for its body of works used by the latter during the airing of its programmes.

In its counter-claim filed before the judge, MCSN accused Multichoice of copyright infringement on 18 songs in its repertoire, including ‘Konko Below’ and ‘Never Far Away’ by Nigerian masked musician, Bisade Ologunde (popularly known as Lagbaja).

The other songs, which the Musical Copyright Society of Nigeria Ltd./GTE accused Multichoice of using without lawful permission included UEFA Cup thematic music and UEFA Championship League thematic music.

“The defendant to the counter-claim did each of these acts in the course of and to promote their businesses and to make profit without the authority or licence of the counter-claimant and the counter-claimant has suffered loss and damage,” the MCSN had argued in its counter-claim.

“The defendant to the counter-claim bluntly refused or neglected to voluntarily apply for and obtain the permission of the counter-claimant before deploying the musical works of the counter-claimant’s repertoire into the defendant’s broadcasting activities.

“The defendant has continued to infringe upon the works and has threatened to do so continually unless restrained by this honourable court.

“By its acts of infringement aforesaid, well knowing that it was thereby infringing the copyright of the counter-claimant, the defendant has acted in flagrant disregard of the rights of the counter-claimant. On this premise, the counter-claimant is entitled to and claim from the defendant additional damages pursuant to Section 16(4) of the Copyright Act 2004.”

More information - https://prexblog.com/multichoice-nigeria-to-pay-n5-9-billion-for-special-damages/

dyadeleye:
First suspect
The sister...
please nobody should quote me cos i have i malaria
argue with your data

pointstores:
I thought these case has died

360frolic:
Imagine having a huge crush on someone and that person drops a love emoji on a happy birthday post about you….What will you do?



Well,Big Brother Naija 2017 contestant,Uriel was in that position today. Her fellow housemate,Bisola put up an Instagram post, wishing her a happy birthday ,and then while Uriel was responding,she noticed Davido dropped a love emoji under the post.



Uriel quickly replied “‘OMG..I Love Uuuuuuu” Well, turns out she was sending her love to a fake Davido account…(sad face)..



Fans quickly pointed it out to her but she is yet to respond ..Probably still reeling at the fact that her crush,Davido showed love to her..



http://www.newshelmng.com/2018/01/photos-bbnaijas-uriel-falls-for-fake.html

Leopantro:
REJECTED BY THE TEACHING HOSPITAL

Before I left, I had contacted the Public Health department again, to let them in on the new development, and the fact that we should seriously start making plans of tracing other people that patient zero may have contacted, and exposed unknowingly. Stupid me! But that's how I am wired; I am never really the type who looks out for himself alone.
The Department of Public Health gave me a contact to call in the Teaching Hospital, and convinced me not to embark on a 9 hour journey to Irrua, since I was sick and unstable, and they have an infection control unit in the Teaching Hospital that is well equipped to handle the case. I called the contact, and he said that they've been informed, and that they are READY and waiting for me. By being "ready," they meant Ribavirin, PPEs, and all that. So, I took a detour, and embarked on a 2 hour journey to the Teaching Hospital instead.
When I got there, I got a cold reception. I was kept in the ambulance for 2 hours, from 6.30pm to around 8.45pm, on the pretext that they were "looking for the keys to the isolation ward." I was left out there unattended to, sick, tired from a long journey, and apprehensive. My friends were calling, yelling that I should leave and start going to Irrua. But I reasoned it was already late, and I didn't want to take that risk.
At around 9pm, they finally "found the keys," and I was taken to an isolation ward, in a huge deserted complex.
After one hour of waiting, and of having the clinical staff peer at me through the window, like I was some alien; someone fully kitted with a PPE, came in to see me.
After asking a few questions, he told me outrightly that I was on my own. That the PPE he was wearing was the last in the hospital, and that no one would agree to touch me without it. He went further to say that as it stood then, neither him, nor the hospital, was "officially aware" that I was in there. Talk about "plausible deniability!"
I was shocked to the marrow. The irony of it-- the fact that I risked my own life to take care of someone I didn't know, who wasn't even from the same state as me, without PPEs, and in a Community Hospital, in a remote village! And right there were people, who were meant to be my professional colleagues, my "Hippocratic" and "Nightingalean" brethren, working in a tertiary institution-- supposedly the most equipped hospital in the state, and yet they couldn't do same for me.
I wasn't mad at them though, as I realized that they were as much victims of a shitty system, as I was; for in their eyes, I saw pity, empathy, and shame. Perhaps if they had PPEs they would have done something. Perhaps not. Truth is, we'll never know.
" Okay," I said; "now that you're still wearing PPE, can you at least help me site an IV line, and put me on IV fluids?"
No, can't do; you're not on admission, and like I said, the hospital is not "aware" you're here.
<p> " What of Ribvirin; can I get it and start treating myself?"</p>
No, we can't give you that; we can't give you drugs without a definitive diagnosis.
"Excuse me? You're saying that in the setting of a potentially life-threatening ailment, you'd rather wait for a confirmatory diagnosis that may take days, possibly risking the patient's life, instead of starting life-saving treatment?"
And he said something I considered condescending about the drugs having numerous side effects.
I scoffed. Drug side effects my foot! As if we were not taught about what to do when benefits outweighs risk in medical school.
At this point, there was no need engaging further; it was obvious this people were playing "political correctness" with my life.
Before they left, they said I should continue self-medicating with the ORS and Zinc, that I CAME WITH, to stay hydrated; and that I should be monitoring MY OWN vital signs, and let them know if "something" happens. Right; like if I enter into shock, my ghost would pick up my phone and start making calls, abi?
That was how I was left ALONE in a vast one storey complex, sick, with a thousand thoughts running through my head.
At around 11pm, I decided it was best to check myself out, and go to find a hotel, spend the night, and then continue my journey to Irrua the following day. And no, I didn't care if I was going to be putting the hotel staff at risk; whatever selflessness, and misguided sense of patriotism, I had died in that Hospital where I was left to my fate. If their government didn't care enough to protect them, even when I had tried to make it easier for them, why should I care? Besides, if I was dying, I would rather spend the remaining of my days in luxury, and comfort, and not in a deserted building where my only companions would be my thoughts, and the elements.


Old habits die hard. As I went to that hotel room, I still went with Dettol, and Jik, and made sure I was washing my hands regularly, to minimize the risk of putting anyone at risk. Lol. Stupid me.

FENDING FOR MYSELF: TRIP TO IRRUA

The following morning, we set out for Irrua as early as 6.30 am. It was a long journey that took about 9 hours.
Through out the journey, I was receiving calls, and prayers, from friends, family, and well wishers. They made me feel loved; they made me feel there was good in humanity after all; and that whatever I had done was well worth it.
We arrived at Irrua Specialist Teaching Hospital at exactly 3.30pm. The first thing I did was to report myself to the Lassa Fever Centre, and have them look for patient Zero's result. It happened that they hadn't even started running the sample, as they were overwhelmed with samples from all over the country.
However, they were humane enough to understand my predicament, and the urgency it required. So, they made it a priority, and included it in the next batch of samples to be run.

THE LONG WAIT
I waited for long for that result. At a point, it was obvious that it was going to be a long wait, so I went and booked myself a hotel room. A consultant in the centre had earlier advised that it may be imprudent to admit me at that time, risking further exposure. Since I was no longer having diarrhea, vomiting, and fever,AT THAT TIME, he said we should wait for the results of patient zero first.
By 10pm, I was still seated outside the lab, waiting. Finally, the door opened, and they told me that they had made a mistake while running the sample, and would have to redo the test. Exhausted and drained, both emotionally and physically, I decided I couldn't wait any longer. So, I went to my hotel room, switched off my phones, and dozed off.

A HAPPY ENDING

The following morning, at around 7.30 am, the lab called me: patient zero's result was negative. And I heaved a sigh of relief. The first thing I did was to call my friends, and family-- beautiful set of people, who had been more worried than I was, and tell them that the battle was over.
On my way back home, I got sick again. So, when I got home, I ran some tests, and it happened what I had was Sepsis, and Malaria with a very high parasite density.
I'm on drugs now, and recuperating fine. And yes, I'm also on sick leave, even though I've been reviewing cases brought to me by my junior colleague on my sick bed
. Yea, they can't take that away from me: love for what I do!
It feels like I have been given a second chance. A chance, not just to live, but also to see more clearly, and realize that this country isn't worth it. Oh well, let's just get well first .....


https://facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1348158461955175&id=100002831036954&comment_id=1348210698616618&ref=opera_speed_dial&_rdr

JAYTUNEZ:
Curvy and beautiful, Inem Peter is one of the budding actress gradually taking over the television screen with her alluring looks and killer curves. She is well known on social media for her strong taste for skimpy and skin-tight clothes that leaves her massive hips and backside on display.

The light skinned role interpreter recently told RazzleDazzle that 2017 was her best year so far, but also wants more to life than just a soaring career. She wants a rich, tall, successful man for marriage. Hear her: “2017, has been a wonderful year.

It has been very good. I did movies back to back. I can boldly say it’s my best career year. I was in the same movie with top actors I have always admired; the likes of John Dumelo, Wole Ojo, Jibola Dabo, Mike Godson and Frederick Leonard. It was such a wonderful experience, and really a big deal for me.

Well, aside that, I’m still very single and searching and I like flaunting my backside on social media because that’s what my mother gave me. I would like to settle down soon, but my ideal man for marriage must be rich, physically attractive, God fearing and hardworking.

And yes, he must be tall to compliment me because I’m just 5ft 6 inches tall. Inem also listed all the Nollywood ‘fine boys’, she’s crushing on: ‘’Frederick Leonard, Ken Erics, Alex Ekubo, Blossom Chukujekwu, RMD, Ramsey Noah, Desmond Elliot, Joseph Benjamin and more. For Ghana, I’ll say John Dumelo, Majid Michel and Eddie Watson.”

http://www.tunezmedia.com.ng/2018/01/i-like-flaunting-my-butt-on-social.html


Lalasticlala Fynestboi MissyB3

mrkunlex:
http://punchng.com/lassa-fever-anambra-bans-drinking-of-garri/


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Ugbavihi:
she isn't talking about freeze but her ex. Hubby paul odekina.. She is currently freeze's fiancee

Ebal:
VIDEO:Nigerian LandLady Trying To Seduce Nigerian Tenants Exposed Live On Camera In Sweden

This is the explicit video of a Nigerian woman in Sweden trying to seduce her Nigerian tenant to
sleep with her and the guy refused which has led to a bitter dispute.
The woman decided to call police for him and claim that he is a drug pusher.
WATCH VIDEO below..


http://www.ebalsblog.com/2018/01/videonigerian-land-lady-trying-to.html

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sprintscr7:
adesua naked butt dey ur phone so that U can jerk jack wankker on it...

zoho23:
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Banky W is not a fan of nude maternity shoots.The singer and actor shared his opinion on an Instagram post showing a couple’s nude maternity shoot.

Banky commented

“Never understood why maternity shoots must be oya time to naked yaself””

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metronaija4:
atleast i know daddy freeze! Who is samkfef! Samklef and OAP Freeze's fight on social media is still raging on! Over the weekend, Freeze shared photos on IG of a mentally challenged boy reportedly healed in RCCG and rubbished the claims.

This did not go down well with music producer Samklef - who dropped a comment saying his war against churches is getting boring. Freeze fired back, referring to the producer's career as an Egypatian mummy well preserved and buried.

Samklef has now responded. See his tweet below.

http://www.metronaija.ng/samklef-refers-oap-freeze-daddy-gay/



https://mobile.twitter.com/SAMKLEF/status/955369500551122945

AmadiAba:
Governor Rochas Okorocha of IMO State has said his state is ready to be the pioneer testing ground for the cattle colonies being proposed by the Federal Government across the federation.

FULL STORY HERE >>> http://igberetvnews.com/427345/just-in-why-i-want-cattle-colony-in-imo-gov-okorocha/

MhizzAJ:
God knows i can't get married to any man that doesn't know how to cook and do some basic chores

AlexReports:
Gali Umar Na’Abba, former speaker of the house of representatives, says in November 2017, President Muhammadu Buhari told members of the All Progressives Congress (APC) board of trustees that he would seek re-election in 2019.

Na’Abba, who is a member of the board, has vowed not to support Buhari’s re-election bid because the president “has not added even an inch of value to democracy”.

In an interview with Osasu Igbinedion, the former speaker accused the president of running a “one-man” government.

He said Buhari does not consult party members before taking decisions because he “considers them to be evil”.

“I had the occasion to sit down with the president and tell him this is what is wrong. And all he told me was that things were wrong before but now, with his election, everything is right now. And I was very very disappointed,” Na’Abbah said.

“A lot of people campaigned, supported him and elected him for one reason or the other. I decided to move back to APC from PDP to support him because from his utterances, I believed he wanted to add value to democracy.

“And this is three years into his administration, he doesn’t work with the party, he regards party members as evil, he doesn’t consult with anybody in the party and I am a member of the board of trustees, even though we don’t have it officially.

“The last time we had a meeting with such a board was in February 2016. Such meeting was called again in November 2017 when he decided he wanted to get re-elected and he needed us.

“He promised to reconstitute the board. Before, he refused to do that because he thought politicians are responsible for all the evils in this country. He also promised to increase the number of ministers.

“In a nutshell, the president has not added value to democracy by an inch.”

Asked if there was a chance that the APC would field another presidential candidate other that Buhari, Na’Abba said some party members have hijacked and pocketed the party.

He distanced himself from those endorsing the president for a second term.

“Nigerians have chosen democracy as the system within which and with which they produce their leaders, and that any president who comes must ensure that the democratic architecture is improved substantially because it has been weak, it is still weak and will continue to be weak,” he said.

“After I tell you that I am not going to support him or not, I want you to understand my reason. Today, we have no internal democracy in the country and the quality of leadership has been failing.

“Democracy, economy and society has not grown since 1999 and this is as a result of this tendency. And I have children, grandchildren and it is only when there is democracy that every Nigerian can be able to make it in life.

“There is no way I can support him.

“They said they have endorsed him to contest. I am sure they did not ask the opinion of anybody since they have put the party in their pocket.”

 
http://www.alexreports.info/2018/01/naabba-buhari-hasnt-added-any-value-to.html?m=0

alexistaiwo:
Stone age invention.


What's special about this?

deeprinz:
Let's see how sharp your eyes is, how many Tigers can you spot in the photo below.

Source: https://07report..co.ke/2018/01/eye-test-how-many-tigers-can-you-see-in.html?m=1

vengedre:
Nonsense... Na syringe we go chop...

Ebije1:
After round one, things didn't go as planned for the owner of the sex doll. He wants his money back. LOL